Random Photos Part Two
Casper Smart tries to kiss some butt to make up for his love of the peep shows. Want to know how much he cares? It was double time per quarter night the other night and he hung out with Jennifer Lopez instead. Kind of the same thing actually.
The saddest looking bunch of people to ever go to Toys R Us. I blame Heidi for letting her son go out in Crocs.
Jessica Chastain on the set of her new movie.
Jeremy Renner arrives in style at the Sydney premiere of Bourne.
Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are becoming one happy family.
Speaking of happy families.
Kate Middleton introduces herself to the US Women's Gymnastics Team.
Lady GaGa and her boyfriend making out naked in a pool.
Monica Cruz models the new line of Agent Provocateur which is supposed to be a 50 Shades of Grey theme.
Cue Vicki changing her panties...
ReplyDeleteJessica C. is so pretty.
ReplyDeleteSuri is way too big to be carried.
Jeremy R.-oh yes, very nice.
Thank you about Suri!
DeleteRe Suri so true! Who carries a 6 yr old? Spoiled kid.
DeleteGod Jeremy Renner is making it hard not to compare him to Tom Cruise (on so many levels).
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteI want to love her, but Michelle Williams is overdoing the "Rosemary's Baby" look and has been overdoing it for years now.
ReplyDeleteSuri is WAY too big to carry. Look how Katie is contorted with the effort.
ReplyDeleteI know of the Heidi blind, but haven't thought much of it. The older boy does look...delayed. I don't wish to sound unkind, but I had not noticed before. That gives the blind a bit more weight I suppose.
Jeremy Renner just looks like Daniel Craig to me. Anyone else see it?
ReplyDeleteSuri was swarmed by paps and tourists all shooting pictures and mama picked her up!
ReplyDeleteVicki will be sky high.
ReplyDeleteAlready there, baby. Already there.
ReplyDeleteGot DAYUM, I would rip him in half!
That reminds me, I need to pick up batteries on the way home.
Nice looking lingerie, but it looks like all expensive lingerie. I don't see the literary connection.
ReplyDeleteSuri Cruise definitely does not enjoy having her picture taken. When i see her hiding from the paparazzi I think sometimes about Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles' daughter, Rebecca. She hated attention and was completely overpowered by her parents' fame, and ended up living in a isolated rural location away from everything and everyone.
JLo's dress is cute.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Gaga looks stupid.
Oh Barton, I love her hair. Her cut & Ashlee Simpson's. If I weren't so fickle I'd cut mine off at my appointment tomorrow! Of course I'm not sure that I'm delicate-looking enough to pull it off.
ReplyDeleteSuri is super-cute there. And, yeah, I'll say it again - I'd pick her up if she was mine and being swarmed by paps/strangers with cameras.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think Michelle Williams might be pregnant?
ReplyDeleteI hope Michelle Williams lives happily ever after. At least until she gets tired of whatever b.s. this guy has going on....you know there's probably something lurking.
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine is 2nd cousins with Jason Segel. Michelle better enjoy his company while she can because his ass will be MINE at the next family reunion! :) If only....:(
ReplyDeleteSuri & Katie are totally swarmed by cellphone snappers & paps in that photo and she was pretty overwhelmed (per other photos), I don't blame Katie at all, must be scary for a 6 year old, even if she has dealt with it her whole wee little life.
ReplyDeleteyep i think they only carry her when the paps are being a bother! Plus these kids nowadays want to walk
ReplyDeleteReally going to date myself but doesn't Michelle Williams look like Mia Farrow from Rosemary's baby?
ReplyDeleteI just don't get Jason Segel. He doesn't appeal to me at all, which is weird because my neighbor could be his younger brother and OH HELL YES on that one.
ReplyDeleteWhat to know how old is too old to carry your child? When you can't. If you can pick up your child at 6 and hold them, you do because your days of holding your child are numbered. My kid is 6, 46 inches tall and weighs 39 pounds. You bet your ass I pik her up from time to time. And if I had paparazzi following me I'd do it much more often to move faster.
ReplyDeleteLet it go people.
Jeremy looks so fine on that bike
ReplyDeleteOh come on, kids get a pass on wearing Crocs! :-) (as do I, in the privacy of my kitchen and garden, shamefully)
ReplyDeleteJessica Chastain is definitely Opie's daughter. Dead ringer for him.
Wow, those Cruz women...just...wow...
That Lady gaga kiss looks awkward. Suri looks like she is 10 in this photo(she is so long) why are they still carrying her?
ReplyDeleteIf anyone here EVER runs into Jessica Chastian, I want them to carefully scrutinize her reaction to 'accidentally' being called "Bryce Dallas." If you subtract Bryce's mom from her face, you get JC, I swear!
ReplyDeleteWho wants to bet they make those sexy bras in nothing beyond a C cup...Grrrrrr.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Daniel Craig and Jeremy Renner could be related as well. Some casting director needs to play that angle.
I hope Jessica finds happiness outside of working. She seems like a chill relaxed actor not fame whoring but going from gig to gig and each one better than the one before.
ReplyDeleteThere are worst things in life than being the bastard child of Ron Howard.
I thought JHo and her bf broke up?
ReplyDeleteI don't like Gaga.
Suri is starting to grow on me.
@Barton: I'm fairly sure the pixie cut didn't originate with Rosemary's Baby. I love the cut on Michelle, and I really like Jason Segel's work. I hope those two crazy kids make it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, with all the crazy people whose photos and bad behavior appear on this site, they seem relatively normal.
Yep,arton's correct . Mia Farrow (Rosemary's Baby Mama) and then Twiggy are credited with the pixie cut.
ReplyDeleteWould Katie please let that little girl walk. Every time I see her carrying this grown woman, all I can think is WTF.
ReplyDeleteNow Enty, TMZ had Casper's barber on their TV show and he says that Casper was at his shop ABOVE the peep show and they don't take credit cards and he didn't have cash so he went down to the ATM that is right next door to the peep show. I believe that, don't you?
ReplyDeleteAnd I beg to differ, I had a pixie cut in the early 60's way before Mia--more like inspired by Audrey Hepburn if anything.
Men should never ever wear jorts. I repeat never.
ReplyDeleteWeren't there actresses in the 20's with the pixie cut? Didn't Mia do it just to piss-off Frank?
ReplyDeleteJ.Lo would be more appealing if she'd go solo for a while. This guy has nothing and makes her look Madonna-desperate.
While I have made plenty of snarky comments about Suri being carried, I've got to admit there's an 8 year old in my life who can still talk me into carrying her.
I really hope JLo made that guy wash his hands before allowing him to pick up her child. God knows what (or whose) bodily fluids he might have on him after the peep show.
ReplyDeleteSee Vicki I told ya Jeremy sits a motorcycle like nobody's business. Damn fine, sexy man!
ReplyDeleteI carry my 5 year old, and he's huge. Sometimes he just wants a hug and a carry. I don't carry him on my hip all over the place and neither does Katie Holmes. Its not the end of the world to pick up a 6 year old every once in a while.
ReplyDeleteJeremy Renner and Jason Segal on the same post? *dies*
ReplyDeleteAlso had to look up other pictures of Heidi Klum's son. He looks pretty typical in other pictures, doing things that developmentally delayed kids have trouble with (like riding a bike at a young age) I think its just a bad picture.
ReplyDeleteVicki, I get Segel but don't get Renner. Are you able to explain?
ReplyDeleteShort hair rocks. I love seeing it on Hollywood actresses bucking the horrid trend of long, fake, rat-tail wavy/curled extensions. So, so, so fake.
ReplyDeleteGaga is such a famewhore.
And yes, @Sherry, only the "lowbrow" British fashion houses make larger size bras.
@libby, when JC went to study in NY, she would often get stopped on the street being mistaken for Bryce Dallas Howard.
ReplyDelete@car54, you are correct!! Audrey Hepburn 1951.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.vogue.com/voguepedia/Audrey_Hepburn
I think in the 20's they were called... ???
I am the proud big sister of a developmentally delayed young man. I have also worked in the school system with disabled children for 23 years. This is not the first photo of Heidi Klum's son that has made me think that he is DD. His posture, his mouth, how he is holding his left hand, and the fact that someone is ALWAYS holding his hand, tells me something is up. How very sad it is that someone who has such a wonderful platform in which to help children with disabilities is acting as though it is something to be ashamed of instead.
ReplyDeleteLove seeing Katie and Suri so happy.
ReplyDeleteI want that Triumph!!! Jeremy can take me for a spin and then I'm stealing it.
I heart Jason Segel. He's a big dorky goof ball and a sweetie pie. Guys like him are forever guys that you grow old with. Good for Michelle.
@el; I agree, it is definitely nothing to be ashamed of, but some celebrities do see it as delving into their personal lives by addressing it.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Travolta's late son autistic? And they didn't really speak of it publicly either, but I think that is because the Scientologists were trying to "cure" it or not acknowledge it...something ridiculous.
Oh my God - I'm Heidi Klum's Steppy
ReplyDelete@el and @Ella Bee
If If If Heidi's son is DD, I too would go to great lengths to protect him from pap photos/public ridicule. I know that might sound absurd (WHO would make fun of a kid with DD) but there are terrible peeps out there that as soon as they see a less than flattering photo the claws come out. John Travolta was crucified for "hiding" Jett, but in my heart of hearts I think his intentions were out of love and not shame.
Many hugs to you, @el. Thank you for the work you do for those precious children year after year. I hope you know how much you are appreciated :)
I wonder how Marc Anthony feels about Casper carrying his daughter.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of the pixie either. I tried to do it myself once and it was absolutely awful!
ReplyDeleteGranted, Michelle looks great and so do many others with that kind of cut, I just think longer hair is beautiful (not the fake awful extensions) just naturally long hair, with minimal make-up.
I've had a pixie or other short hair styles for so long that when I tried to grow it out it just wouldn't grow past my shoulders. So I hacked it all off again and couldn't be happier!
ReplyDeleteI used to have a pixie cut always when I was younger, thinking of doing it again cause I hate looking after my hair and it's nearly up to my bum now haha Jeremy looks very hot here I even drooled a lil! Haha didn't help with that pic of Cruz at the end! ;)
ReplyDeleteI hate long hair on myself now, hate seeing it on others when it needs to be badly trimmed too.
ReplyDeleteSherry, didn't you get the memo that said anyone wearing more than a C cup needs to wear burlap sacking and call it a day? :)
Casper Smart creeps and grosses me out. Why do so many women expose their children to these kinds of losers? The safety and well being of your kids should always come first.
ReplyDeleteHuh, Jeremy is making the same face I did when I saw that pic.
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ReplyDeleteI'd pick up my kid if there were people swarming me.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the hate for picking up a 6 year old every now and then. Children grow up waaay to fast these days and before we know it the only time they need to be carried is to the bathroom to puke because they drank too much Boone's with their tweeny friends.
Eventually Suri will want nothing to do with mommy as most pre-teen to teenagers do.
Let it go, at least she has a legit reason.