Only David Beckham can make a Mazda Protege and this footwear choice look cool.
Are you Eastwooding?
Gisele Bundchen is actually showing a bump. Probably quads in their 9th month.
Heidi Klum and her new boyfriend who also happens to be her bodyguard and worked for Heidi for years. Hmmm. Guess they managed to keep it contained until right after Seal left.
Kristin Chenoweth takes off her brace for the paps.
I found some skinnier than Miley Cyrus. Her mom.
I found someone skinnier than Miley's mom. Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend.
Mila Kunis gets a jump from a guy who has no idea what friends with benefits even means, let alone saw the movie.
Flowers being laid at Kensington Palace.
Are you Eastwooding?
Gisele Bundchen is actually showing a bump. Probably quads in their 9th month.
Heidi Klum and her new boyfriend who also happens to be her bodyguard and worked for Heidi for years. Hmmm. Guess they managed to keep it contained until right after Seal left.
Kristin Chenoweth takes off her brace for the paps.
I found some skinnier than Miley Cyrus. Her mom.
I found someone skinnier than Miley's mom. Kelly Osbourne's boyfriend.
Mila Kunis gets a jump from a guy who has no idea what friends with benefits even means, let alone saw the movie.
Flowers being laid at Kensington Palace.
I always make excuses for Heidi because I like her on television and as a model for so long.
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Oh, and I just got off the 'Your Turn'. In case you all don't go back, thanks for ALL the stories. I really enjoyed them.
ReplyDeletePretty sure Beckham is just walking past that car and not actually getting into it. And most soccer players wear slip ons after they are done with practice.
ReplyDeleteHeidi and the body guard....
ReplyDeleteCreepy photo of Miley's mom. Lollipop head.
ReplyDeleteDavid B., are you from the NW? SOCKS WITH SANDALS OH GAWD.
Oh my, Kelly Osbourne. I too have legs that white, and I'm not embarrassed by them at all. But I must say that a black skirt and black booties (when will we be free of the bootie menace?) are not a good color choice in contrast with your skin tone. There - that's as nicely as I can say that.
ReplyDeleteYears ago in the 1980s, I met Tommy Lee when he came into the cheap mall jewelry store where I worked. I didn't know who he was and all I could think was he was the skinniest man I had ever seen. I was seriously repulsed by him. Kelly's boyfriend reminded me of that moment.
ReplyDeleteWas going to ask what's going on at Kensington, then realized it's August 31. I guess that's 15 years since Diana died.
ReplyDeleteYes, Ent ! I have Eastwooded today !
ReplyDeleteWhat is with Mila Kunis and that hideous convertible Lexus? Seriously? I guess driving the kind of car that only middle-aged accountants buy is one way to throw the paps off.
ReplyDeleteNM, looks like that is the guy who is giving her a jump's car. And he looks like a middle-aged accountant.
DeleteSo Heidi and her bodyguard. So does this mean something was going on while she was married???
ReplyDeleteBeckham is the one man that gets a pass wearing mandals with socks...
ReplyDeleteBeckham looks like he just trained. The sandals he's wearing might have those little massaging pricklies on the sole which actually hurt after a while but they feel amazing with socks or his feet are likely sweaty and he needs his socks on. Totally understandable for an athlete. The stupid *&%($$*@# hat? No excuse. I'd like to practice chipping a soccer ball to graze his head and knock that cap off.
ReplyDelete@Lucas ,or a middle aged attorney. Hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteOooooh! I like that idea!
DeleteBeckham could rock a mumu!
ReplyDeleteKelly's boyfriend is a long-haired Jack Skellington.
ReplyDeleteNever to much cared for Beckman or those socks with sandals.
ReplyDeleteLooking at Miley's mom, me thinks me knows why that child is so skinny. Apple don't fall to far from the tree.
Miss you Michael and Diana!
Wasn't there a blind awhile back about someone divorcing and keeping their culpability for the ending of marriage on the downlow since the soon-to-be ex also had issues and wasn't as liked as the untarnished star? Heidi and enty's comment on the possibility of an affair reminded me of this blind
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind awhile back about someone divorcing and keeping their culpability for the ending of marriage on the downlow since the soon-to-be ex also had issues and wasn't as liked as the untarnished star? Heidi and enty's comment on the possibility of an affair reminded me of this blind
ReplyDeleteIs that a reveal for Gisele as the model who goes in to labor early to avoid getting too big?
ReplyDeleteooooh Shit.....you are ON the $$ today
ReplyDeleteWtf is with Miley's moms eyes?
ReplyDeleteAlso on board with Gisele as the model. I think she is such a pretentious *B*
the H. Klum comment is pretty interesting mmm...
ReplyDeleteomg Shit You Can't Buy! if mother superior Giselle Bundchen does that, I so want her to get caught!
she's one of the few celebs that irk me, speacially after those holier than thou comments on maternity UGH
I know the guy who started #eastwooding! Twitter was fun yesterday when it started blowing up with the photos.
ReplyDeleteLainey had a blind about a controlling, Emotionally-Absentee Mom who had a thing w/ her bodyguard. Heidi was top guess
ReplyDeleteOk, i know I'm both old and seriously not cool at all, but I'll admit that I have no idea what Eastwooding is..... Can someone explain?
ReplyDeleteAck! What is up with all the too skinny!
ReplyDeleteLoving the Random Acts of Kindness from middle aged attorney. LOL!
I've always wanted to jump Mila Kunis. Lucky guy.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Susan Ford and Patty Hearst both marry their bodyguards? Proximity is a powerful thing.
ReplyDeletekerri, at the RNC, Clint Eastwood rambles on to an empty chair as if he is having a dialog with the current president. It was a bit surreal, so it became a meme. Eastwooding is rambling on to an empty chair.
ReplyDeleteNice pic of Howard Cunningham jumping Mila.
ReplyDeleteThat pic of Miley and her mom is going to give me nightmares, methinks.
And DAYUM, Kelly's boyfriend's got some seriously skinny legs!
Does anything think that Enty took that pic himself?
ReplyDeleteEnty is that your momma's fancy chair in the fancy room you're using to make fun of Mr. Eastwood? Hmmmm?
AnyONE! Sheesh. Phone typing blows.
ReplyDeleteGisele is five months..
ReplyDeleteI love seeing Kristin Chenowith (sp?) looking like this. I really do like her, but she always strikes me as a little too prim. Embrace your inner Sporty Spice, KC. You're adorable
ReplyDeleteDavid Beckham can do no wrong in my eyes, except stop with the stupid, ugly woolen hat. A cold Midwest winter's day is one thing, but summer in LA? A-a-c-k.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna say it, I like booties. I hate the word and I hate seeing them in the summer but I have several pairs and I love them. My legs are long and I can get away with wearing them with a skirt but I have to balance the skirt length and texture with the right textured tights, etc. These Nine West red suede booties are my current lust.
ReplyDeleteI'm as white as Kelly, I discovered St Tropez self-tanner this year, love it so much.
I like the Lexus. I have a thing for old man luxury cars. A Lincoln Town car is stunningly beautiful, to me. As are Buicks. I don't know why.
Does anyone else think Mila is looking a little like Fergie?
ReplyDeleteNot a doting mother, not a kind employer
ReplyDeleteShe’s supposed to be the doting mother. Ask the people who help her with her kids. They certainly don’t agree.
First of all she’s never around. And when she’s present she’s distant, not only not involved, but almost irresponsible about it. One of her children may have developmental challenges. As such, diet can exacerbate the issue. Since she can only spend so much time with her children, and often slotted in like appointments in her schedule, she doesn’t bother observing the food requirements that can help with the child’s behaviour. Mom supplies junk food because it’s quick and dirty so that she can get out of there that much faster. When the kid acts out because of the sh-t he’s just consumed, she’s incapable of dealing with it and takes off anyway.
It’s left then to the staff to raise her family. How does she treat them? Nannies’ cell phones are confiscated at 8am and not returned until 10pm. There’s a trusting and kind working environment, non? Totally encourages loyalty.
As you expect, bosses like this always play favourites. Her favourite? Curiously enough, it’s the bodyguard. He’s been seen rubbing her feet. Of course that had nothing to do with the separation ...even though the foot massages have been happening for a while now.
Eastwooding is having a dialogue with an empty chair that is O. It was funny if you listened and got it. Folks then posted their pix doing the same thing.
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ReplyDeleteI'm ALWAYS the one defending Heidi but I think you got me by putting up that Lainey (?) Blind with the 400 clues that have been left her previously.
Pass the Ben and Jerry's. I'm singin' the blues
Welcome btw
@sara
ReplyDeleteWelcome, unless you're returning and then you can greet me :)
Hi @Sunny! Hi all. I've been here before, I just lurk more than post. Mostly because my office has the comments part of this site blocked.
ReplyDeleteYes, that was a Lainey post. I also subscribe to LaineyBlinds, which is this site where the owner combs Lainey's site for clues about her blinds. Once you start reading it, you start noticing them yourself. It's crazy!
Interesting about Heidi and the bodyguard. Makes me wonder if the marriage was coming to an end and Seal got all of the bad press.
ReplyDeleteHeidi's body is amazing!
ReplyDeleteKristin C. reminds me of a late-90s Jessica Simpson in that picture. I didn't even recognize her, but she looks great.
ReplyDelete@anita, I need to research this St. Tropez self-tanner. I, too, am very fair skinned...I embrace my gingerness for the most part, but a little hint of color wouldn't be bad.
I just think I'd be a self-tanner disaster, though. Orange palms, streaky legs. Too much work. :)
I think Seal cheated for years. So I don't care what Heidi was doing. Their life. Their choices.
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ReplyDeleteCorrection :)
ReplyDeleteWhat's the deal with the flowers at Kensington Palace, did I miss a royal death?
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ReplyDeleteDewie, its the anniversary of Diana's death.
ReplyDeleteI love Clint so I can't make myself watch it. Is he coherent? If not, is he the guy from the Alzheimer's or dementia blind? Age was off as I remember.
OT:
Hey, grammarians: when you answer the phone and someone asks to speak to you by name, do you say, 'this is she' or 'this is her?'
I know I could say, 'you are' or 'speaking..' etc., but want to know which one is correct. TIA
I love Clint too and it was very painful to watch. His hair looked a mess, he seemed confused at times and just rambling
Delete@miss, thank you. I feel like a dork! D'oh!
ReplyDeleteI say, "This is she." That is if I don't try to fake-screen them with a, "May I tell her who's calling?"
I'm giving CE a pass, he's a cantankerous old fella who doesn't much give a crap if gay's marry, and other random soundbites...I think he just wanted to sound off on a tirade of all the things that rankle his feathers.
ReplyDeleteHe reminds me of my late grandfather- god bless him!
@Cornbread, don't know if you'll come back and see this but the St. Tropez line has an applicator glove. Buy it!!!!! No streaks. I put one layer on just to get rid of the gross blue glow my legs have and it's amazing.
ReplyDeleteI'm not even going to comment on the Clint thing...well ok, I think the whole point was the BO is an absentee POTUS. But sincerely, there's no being honest about "sides" b/c those who have chosen sides refuse to budge even when they should, or admit anything other than idol worship (which in truth is what terrifies me the most).
ReplyDeleteANYWAY - in re: to seal and HK....a few years ago there was an article about how celebs' treat I think workers at a Bristol farms (or something like that) and they said HK and Seal (BOTH) were THE rudest, and never said please or thank you. How one treats the "little people," always speaks volumes for me.
@Dewie, don't feel bad. I had the exact same question. I'd just already looked it up! ;)
ReplyDeletePeople mistakenly think that because actors can memorize, read lines, and take direction, they also can ad lib or speak publicly. I've seen repeatedly this is not the case. CE proved this theory.
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