Random Photos Part Two
Jeremy Piven's date is doing the I have not eaten in a week dance.
So, being the gentleman he is, Jeremy buys her a smoothie and two bottles of water and tells her to tough it out because he is not going to use someone for sex if they are overweight.
Kyra Sedgewick and Jeffrey Dean Morgan promote The Possession. To make seem all intellectual, it is being called an allegory about divorce. Uh huh. It's the Exorcist in 3D is what it is.
Cutting out the middleman for fur purchases, Lady GaGa now hunts and skins her own ducks and animals for her clothes.
The best letter ever? The 16 page bill that was attached was a nice bonus. Kind of made me tingly like when I see a place has all you can eat buffets and bottomless mimosas.
Madonna kicks off (see how that pun worked) her North American tour in Philly.
Mickey Rourke and
Kim Basinger are starring together again in a new movie.
Five Mormon siblings all got married on the same day in five separate ceremonies. 1200 guests at the reception which was held in an aircraft hangar.
LOL is that letter from Chateau Marmont real?
ReplyDeleteThat Maramont bill is epic! Oh LILO. Just give up and go to place far far away.
ReplyDeleteKim doesn't look like I remember her.
ReplyDeleteI would not want to have to pay for that reception!
If the bill is real sue her for defrauding an innkeeper.
I don't think it is real as he addresses her as Lindsay and not Ms.Lohan as one would in formal correspondence.
ReplyDeleteIs the Marmont bill posted somewhere? PLEASE tell me there are tons of alcohol charges on it.
ReplyDeletePiven,Mayer, rourke. The trifecta of douchiness. They rule supreme.
ReplyDeleteLady gaga makes me sigh out loud. I wonder where in her childhood she was screwed?
ReplyDeleteMickey Rourke could give small children nightmares.
Mormon siblings married all in one day? true love? me thinks not.
the detailes of the Marmont bill are over at TMZ, $6000 in mini bar charges...
ReplyDeleteAnd oh Piven, he looks nothing like his entourage days...
Here is the bill in its entirety:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2195179/Lindsay-Lohan-banned-famous-Chateau-Marmont-hotel-46-000-unpaid-bill.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Didn't that Mormon wedding happen like two weeks ago?
ReplyDeleteThat's actually a pretty nice letter considering how much she owes them. Especially as I think it's unlikely that they got their computer back.
ReplyDeleteBut what amazes me most of all, is that probably none of this fazes Lohan in the slightest.
TMZ has the entire bill - it's several pages long.
ReplyDeleteI had another dream about Mickey Rourke last night. I dream of him too often. Not THAT kind of dream, just dreams where he's around. In last night's, he was a prisoner at a jail I worked in (I don't work in a jail) and he was using me to plan a jailbreak, but I didn't understand it until it was too late, and I was left 'holding the bag'.
In the dream, he was wearing crushed velvet suits, and he was Hulk-sized. He patted me on the head like I was a little kid. WTF? I need dream analysis, stat.
When the only someone does to insult my delicate sensibilities is wear strange clothing, I give them a pass. Gaga and the Gypsy teen aren't hurting a soul.
ReplyDeleteLindsay, on the other hand . . .
@EmEyeKay, that dream sounds hilarious!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, Rourke looks like he was in a terrible car accident where his entire face was removed, and now all you can say is "well, at least he looks close enough to human to function in society. Barely."
Which would be sad if that were the case, but in reality it's just one big WTF??
@Roxxx - of course it won't faze her. She's never had to be responsible for her actions!
ReplyDelete(I notice that on the bill she has one of their laptops. I hope they don't expect it back. It's probably full of viruses anyway.)
She'll work off that bill with one of her many 'suitors' no doubt. Watch, it be paid in full before September 1st.
ReplyDeleteEm! That shit is crazy. I have been having major enty dreams(need to get off the phone!). That also would have been hilarious with your old avi of the Florida zombie woman.
ReplyDelete@mngddess:
ReplyDeleteYeah, I guess that's the bottom line.
I just find it bewildering that someone could care so little about their reputation or the damage and hurt they cause to anyone who comes into contact with them. In her mind, I bet she considers herself a victim in all this. V. sad.
Recovering from the Madonna concert in Philly last night. Overall, it was a great experience. She looked gorgeous. The spectacle of it all was crazy. Hated the first three numbers which were filled with gratuitous guns, violence, blood and blown-up brains on the screens. I didn't get what she was after on that. Like a Prayer and Vogue were amazing. Her costumes were mind-blowing. If you like all her new music, this show is for you because it was predominantly the new tunes. My old ass kinda wanted more retro Madonna. Still wishing she did Ray of Light. Le sigh. Also, her son Rocco was in the show. He did a dance number. It was super cute.
ReplyDeleteNo boobies were flashed. Praise the lord.
Thanks for the review Susan. Still can pass on a Madonna concert.
ReplyDeleteAnd wow, Mickey step away from the plastic surgery and look more like the man in Em's dreams, mkay?
Is "Lilly Rosemand" (the name on the bill) the name that she checks in under? And look at all those Lodgenet charges -- aren't those the porn movies in hotel rooms?
ReplyDeleteThey could do another 9 1/2 weeks sequel. In this one, though, John has been horribly disfigured in a car accident/chihuahua attack.
ReplyDeleteI thank Lindsay for soo many laughs! Its that hotels fault! Who would let that heffa run up a bill that high.
ReplyDeleteI have got to say that I am loving Gaga's lip injections. Her mouth looks perfect. This was a well done job. See? It CAN be done without you looking like a duck or a trout.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan is saying LIFETIME TOLD HER THEY would foot the bill. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Once again, not her fault.
@EmEmKay Umm, do you really want to know? People say they want dream analysis or psychic readings or whatever mystical thing pops in thir brain at the time...but really a good majority of them just want to be told by another what they want to hear. That's why I never did readings. I can't take people's money and lie to them.
ReplyDeleteI'm not insinuating that you're like that as I don't know you well enough to make that call, I'm just making a general comment about society.
Also, I dont really want to be the one responsible for any potential embarrassment it might cause you.
@figgy - Mickey's face is actually due to botched reconstructive surgery after boxing injuries.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jeffrey Dean Morgan - ALL. DAY. LONG. I watch everything he's in no matter how bad it is. As soon as mr. disco saw him in the preview for The Possession, he looked over at me and I just said "Yes."
"What if it's as bad as The Texas Killing Fields?"
"We won't know until we watch it and we WILL watch it."
Oh, those crazy Mormons.
ReplyDeleteKim must be desperate to make another movie with Mickey since he was such a shit to her during 9 1/2 Weeks.
Who charges a $100 candle at a hotel? I think the cigarettes were $17 per pack.
If the best revenge is looking good, Kim Basinger wins.
ReplyDelete@Coriander... Well, considering your last paragraph, I'll say no, I don't really want to know! Now I'm scared! I have such bizarre, vivid dreams that I started a tumblr to post them. I type them out as soon as I wake up so that I don't lose details (such as, every morning, Mickey would give me two long strips of brightly colored paper and tell me who to give them to). Haven't been posting them lately, just writing them down.
ReplyDeleteI take it you do dream analysis and readings? Are you in Seattle? Can I email you? Not opposed to the analysis, just, uh, perhaps not publicly :)
Oh and may I also add, yummm to Jeffrey Dean Morgan..he could just talk me to orgasm..Good gawt almighty!
ReplyDeleteOMG Lady Gaga is the black swan in Pretty Little Liars!
ReplyDelete(I'm still catching up, no spoilers)
Okay so Rourke was the best guess for the BI about exploring his female side.... those cheeks look plump from filler to me!
ReplyDeleteITA- Mickey is looking like an old lady. His hair has receeded far enough back for optimal wig wearing as well
ReplyDeleteauntliddy (12:28 PM) -
ReplyDeleteThey're the Axe Body Spray of Evil.
@EmEmKay I WISH I lived in Seattle with those gorgeous redwoods! As it is I'm stuck in a DC suburb with its asshole keeping-up-with-the-Jones populace and it's sparkly dirt (it really does sparkle, it's the mica. Makes the woods look like a "Legend" set lol. Of course I love it!) I'll make my way over to the west coast sooner or later I suppose. ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't advertise and I do readings very rarely and usually as a pay-it-forward sort of thing. It's always made me feel icky accepting payment for it and I figured I've got enough other talents I'm skilled at that I don't need to. I've got an email attached to my profile, you can email me there. :)
Lilo's bill looks like she orders a lot of porn in her room.
ReplyDeleteJeffrey Dean Morgan!!! Yessssss
ReplyDeleteMy first thought seeing Madonna pic: I hope she had panties on.. Good God I'm getting old!
ReplyDeleteMy first thought seeing Madonna pic: I hope she had panties on.. Good God I'm getting old!
ReplyDeleteI heard Madge didn't get on stage until about 10:30.
ReplyDeleteKim Basinger looks absolutely amazing.
ReplyDeleteDreams can really reveal to you some of the hidden unconscious challenges; interpreting them can help you to release mental emotional blocks keeping you from reaching your full potential.
Whatever you fail to understand, just ask your higher self to give you clarity and it will. Oftentimes, all we need to do is trust our own intuition and instincts as we are all clairvoyants and psychics...some have been trained & can look and know what symbols mean (chakra/aura layer reading/rose readings are 'some' of the tools taught to trained/generational clairvoyants in order to decipher meaning).
One exercise that is fun is when you are out for coffee try to spot the color of someones aura layer. Don't stare at the person, look over the top of their head or the area around them to not make it so obvious. You will truly be amazed at your ability to do this. If nothing else you will see the energy emanating from around them. Cool stuff.
So that's why there's been a lingering stench of trash outside, the Vadge is in town.
ReplyDeleteMickey's face looks as though it is made of flubber!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, the Lodgenet charges are for porn. >.<
ReplyDeleteMadonna's pic made me want to exercise so I can kick that high! Soon........
ReplyDeleteOne time I had a weird dream about Paris with a friend, but was never there. I re-hung a picture recently. It makes me think of Paris. I had seen the friend recently. Dreams are funny because I just figured this out. Good luck!
My friends went to Madonna and said it was an 8:30 show and she came on after 10:30. They were extremely pissed and said "never again".
ReplyDeleteI can't see Jeffry Dean Morgan without thinking he's Javier Bardem. Doppleganger!
ReplyDeleteI had a dream that Russell Brand was hitting on me, and I was explaining to him that I am committed to my husband, and wouldn't even kiss someone else, and he should learn what committment really meant and he'd be happier.
ReplyDeleteCue the Awww...
The weird part was that I had gone to sleep very angry at my husband, and the dream STILL went the way it did.
Dreams can be so cool. I used to admire a certain house on my commute to work. It was unusual from the outside and always intrigued me. I dreamt that I was inside. Turns out my sister used to know the previous owners and was in the house many years before. She was amazed how I accurately described to her the layout of the house, even the odd kitchen.
ReplyDeleteRe: Madonna's late start. It's totally true. The show started hella late. It was definitely after 10 p.m. Can't say that made for a happy audience since it was a Tuesday, and I'm sure the majority of the peeps needed to wake up for this little thing called work/kids. Some of the people in my entourage heard that she was rehearsing until 3 a.m. the night before and wanted everything to be perfect. Who knows?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I went, but I don't feel the need to see her again, unless it's a greatest hits tour. Sorry, Madge. Your new music - if that's what we're calling it - kinda blows.
Her hair is gorgeous, I must say.
Mickey Rourke and The Piv are majorly gross.
Burn in hell Mickey Rourke.
ReplyDeleteI want the hotel letter to be real but I too found it odd that it was addressed to her given name and not her last name.
The tv charges aren't necessarily porn. At most hotels, all movies appear in a generic way. Although the price may be an indicator.
had a dream last night that i was donald trump's maid, at a house they said he rarely ever visited. my job was to keep people out of the pool and clean up the empty bottles. the pool was constantly full of strangers wearing inner tubes and face masks, the empty bottles seemed to multiply, and donald trump kept showing up.
ReplyDeleteany-who...i like the way ga-ga dresses. she's interesting and fun to me.
@Susan
ReplyDeletethanks for the review :)
im also a huge retro madonna fan
do you know how her concert and last album are doing in terms of sales? im curious, because I agree with you, her new music blows
It would be interesting to go back in time to 1980 to show Mickey Rourke a photo of his 2012 face.
ReplyDeletethat bill is ridiculous. why is she spending $28 on cigarettes!? how many packs is that there?
ReplyDeleteHoly cripes, that Mickey Rourke picture... MUST UNSEE.
ReplyDelete@DewieTheBear, Never enough eye bleach.
ReplyDeleteKyra and Kim both look fantastic.
ReplyDeleteBeta - I have no idea how her sales are doing. I do my tickets to the concert were $355. Yeah. You read that right. Insanity!!
ReplyDeleteMy sister told me she read that the shows were not selling out due to the prices, but I have no idea.