John Mayer got his hair cut so Katy Perry would not recognize him.
Meanwhile, Katy Perry handled her breakup like she does all of them, at Disneyland.
Have you ever seen two happier people learning to ride a bike?
This Matthew M thing with losing weight for a role hopefully will stop soon.
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel take Matilda to see Snow White.
Natalie Portman in Vegas.
Naomi Watts is still filming that Princess Diana movie.
A very pregnant Anna Paquin takes her dog for a walk.
Russell Crowe enjoys two lunches. No, he really did.
Meanwhile, Katy Perry handled her breakup like she does all of them, at Disneyland.
Have you ever seen two happier people learning to ride a bike?
This Matthew M thing with losing weight for a role hopefully will stop soon.
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel take Matilda to see Snow White.
Natalie Portman in Vegas.
Naomi Watts is still filming that Princess Diana movie.
A very pregnant Anna Paquin takes her dog for a walk.
Russell Crowe enjoys two lunches. No, he really did.
Dare I say John Mayer looks almost co-able in this pic?
ReplyDeleteRussell Crow, I thought you were grizzly Adams.
MM is really starting to resemble my dad. Not in a good way. Not that my dad is unattractive at all...just, yeah.
Oh, Russell, please morph into the Gladiator once again but I am afraid those days are over.
ReplyDeleteI really shouldn't hate on children, but I can't stand Suri. Katie, please take that child far away.
Lol- and why is that child's hair ALWAYS hanging in her face??? Clips, people! Hairbands!!!! Cant stand that!!!!!!
DeleteI'm actually a little jealous that Katy Perry got into Club 33. I want to go there!
ReplyDeleteSomeone gave Russell Crowe a meal instead of money because they didn't want him to spend it on booze.
I'm VERY jealous!!!! And there is nothing wrong with going to Disneyland/World to get over a break up. Maybe if he would had gone sooner Mickey would have saved her from John Mayer....
Delete*she! Sorry!
DeleteAw, Matilda, Michelle, and Jason look like they're becoming a family.
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever read the article "I was Russell Crowe's stooge" or whatever? Very interesting and well written. It should come up in a google search.
Ta-DAAAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteLink:
http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/when-i-was-russell-crowes-stooge/2006/06/06/1149359738242.html?page=fullpage
Again with the booties, Katie! WTF is going on with her and those damn shoes? I just don't get it. Suri probably looks pissed because she isn't being carried and has to do some things for herself now.
ReplyDeleteAnna is having twins, so I know she is probably just dressing for comfort in LA in August, but I just can't sign off on booties with dresses or skirts. I can't.
On no planet does Naomi Watts look remotely like Princess Diana. Plus she's about 8 inches shorter than Diana was. I say this movie will be lame with a giant "L."
Ankle booties and skirts/dresses are very much in for fall season coming up! I'm loving both their outfits :-).
Delete@rhinovodka, I'll take the Russell of The Quick and the Dead!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Great name!
What's there to learn about riding a bike with training wheels?
ReplyDeleteAnd the look on Suri's face is probably because of those awful booties Katie insists on wearn during the summer.
All I know is I MUST HAVE a robe like Naomi's!!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Katie has foot problems? And those are the only pair of shoes that are comfortable for real walking.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it was a different pair of shoes would we mind Katie so much? I mostly wear the same shoes almost every day. And when I was younger and going thru something, certain shoes just made me feel good and empowered. So I'm willing to give her a pass.
ReplyDeleteI had foot surgery 2 weeks ago and have been wearing sandals to the office....the bandages make it ok, right? Kate must need to wear those damn booties for some reason.
ReplyDeleteAren't Suri and Kate in NYC still? When has it been cool enough for long sleeves and jeans during the day?
Mayer probably dumped Katy when she told him she WOULDN'T let him dump on HER.
ReplyDeleteYeah really, what's there to learn on a bike w/ training wheels?
I get such a weird, vibe about Katie. Something about her being more cunning then we know. Like in a bad way. IDK
Are we sure that Naomi Watts? It looks like Gretchen Mol!
ReplyDeleteCould it be that there is something in Katie's boots? A GPS system, an alarm or a tracking device of some kind? There has to be some reason why she won't give them up. I know the Scientology drama seems over, but I certainly wouldn't feel safe from them yet.
ReplyDeleteEither that, or they're really, really comfortable. lol
Suri seems in need of some psychological help. That is not the face of a normal child. Such anger! I don't think that international school is going to provide the discipline and structure that she seems to need right now. Get her some help, Katie, and I agree, get her out of the city!
Mayer looks better with short hair.
ReplyDeleteI am always surprised when a 6 year old still needs training wheels on a bike.
I know I've said it before, but I think Suri is the Rebecca Welles (daughter of Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles) of the future. Rebecca Welles HATED publicity, HATED the limelight, and ended up living in a cabin in Oregon with no heat or running water.
ReplyDeleteAs other posters have mentioned, there's not much paparazzi in Ohio. Take the kid there. Commute to work. Or, if necessary, commute from Greenwich, Connecticut. Lots of other rich people there, and Katie can nourish her flourishing career from there as well. Half of Wall Street commutes from Greenwich every day.
Hey, be careful, i mentioned something about Suri being off, and everyone jumped all over me like white on rice!!! I hope she is okay, but she does always look pissed off. And a little bitchy.
DeleteBTW Libby, that Crowe link was excellent. It could probably apply to just about any A-list celebrity. No wonder they all go insane.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the Russell Crowe link, libby. Amazing IS the word!
ReplyDeleteThanks guys, for taking my recommendation!
ReplyDeleteLoved that Russell Crowe story - thanks for posting!
ReplyDeleteI loathe Russell Crowe. He's offensive.
ReplyDeleteMichelle & Jason however, make me happy.
Does suri not own pants to rude a bike in?
ReplyDeleteRemember MM in a time to kill? WTF happened?
Anna doesn't really look that big for twins, how far along is she?
ReplyDeleteSuri will do anything to avoid having to walk!
ReplyDeleteRussell Crowe, you have officially killed forever any tiny bit of lady wood that I still had for you. Well played, sir, well played.
Dang! Where do I even start!?
ReplyDeleteMiz Paquin looks so cute.
I hope Jason and Michelle stay together forever and ever.Lol!
If I was Katie and Suri I'd be mad to every time they turn around there they are but I guess that goes along the job.?
Um. Russell. No.
Katie's boots Were Made for Walking
ReplyDeleteSuri is sick of the world at the age of 6. If I were her, I would put a camera in my helmet and take pix of the paps pixing me and post them on my Suri page.
Great story, libby. Thanks for that link!
ReplyDelete@Ingrid - What the hell is club 33? The number of ex girlfriends of John Mayer?
ReplyDeleteNice brag Katy! Ooh I'm KP I get into Club 33.
ReplyDelete/bitter
Wow, Libby, what a great read! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteWow, Libby, what a great read! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteMichelle and Jason already look like a family unit. I hope it works out for them.
ReplyDeleteMaybe there is a CO$ jamming device in the heels of those booties, that would make it okay to wear them as much as Katie does.
Suri needs to grow up in a small town somewhere. She needs to play with other kids and learn what normal is.
This is the second time in a week I've thought, "hey, he's cute...oh, it's John Mayer."
ReplyDeleteCripes, Mayer looks like a semi sober Pete Doherty
ReplyDeletegross
@Del Riser a small town in the Bible belt that would whomp any Scilon that came to town.
ReplyDeleteAnna looks great for being preg with twins! Hope they dont inherit that space btwn her teeth. I just cant stand that on anyone. I know its just happenstance but i dont like the way it looks.
ReplyDeleteThere is no reason why Katie should wear those shoes ALL the time! There is no excuse!!! John Mayer actually looks ok in the pic. He looks all proud of himself like he just took a dump on a girls face.
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer looks like a walking STD.
ReplyDeleteKatie is wearing boots because she’s being papped 24/7 and her feet are jacked-up. All of those strappy little designer sandals have betrayed her. I think Perez Hilton or someone said her feet look like she’s been digging graves.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.radaronline.com/photos/image/170904/2012/03/celebs-with-ugly-feet
I totes agree Kerri, and it's not just cause I have a sister who spells her name the exact same way...i am obsessed with club 33 mr wolf, its the private restaurant/club inside disneyland, super long waitlist, exclusive membership. I have a champagne glass and napkins and i treasure them! and you are the best Libby! Very interesting article!
ReplyDeleteGreat story on that link Libby, I liked it so much I hi-jacked it and posted it on Dlisted too. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIf you have foot problems finding a pair of shoes that aren't painful can be gold.
ReplyDeleteSuri looks like she might have really fine hair might be hard to keep barettes or hairbands on.
That's a "Crowe isn't Australian he's a New Zealander" photo. HAND OVER.
ReplyDelete@E G B - Thanks, I was confused.
ReplyDelete.... I know so little about how the people on the other side of the tracks live!
:) Hahaha.
@Mr Wolf
DeleteBut you have all those glorious trays?!
@Libby, thanks for that link. Great read and insight.
ReplyDeleteI feel for Katie - the reason she looks miserable is because training wheels suck! My kid was totally hindered by them...you certainly can't learn to ride WITH them.
ReplyDeleteIf Suri has never done anything that required bilateral coordination, just operating the peddles could be challenging. some kids don't get the alernating push thing right off. 6 is still little, give her some time.
ReplyDeleteread Crowe article. very good read. Author a little whorish too. I cannot believe the lenghts crowe goes for publicity!!! jeez, get off yourself for a while!!! I cld totally see him screwing Meg Ryan over without a backward glance. Douche! And there is his douchey chum, Mayer. I wish the gals in his life wld spill on him. Tiny peen, farts in bed- anything he'd like to keep private, if he even know what that is.
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