Random Photos Part Two
Jenny McCarthy wins first place, in the what are you doing here, I wasn't even ready for a photographer to see me with not a hair out of my place in my bikini and eating fruit which will drip off my body in a few frames.
Melissa Gorga finished a distant second in the same event. I think the fact that she went without fruit really hurt her performance in the eyes of the judges.
Katharine McPhee on the set of Smash.
Avril shows off the engagement ring. I want you to know that all of you who bought Nickelback records contributed to that 14 carat ring.
Levi Johnston's girlfriend shows off her baby bump.
Lindsay Lohan just needs to go find her shoes under the house that fell by the little people. After she loots it of course.
Matthew M pays tribute to one child while ignoring the other.
Mena Suvari definitely does have a type when it comes to boyfriends and husbands. And she wonders why she has to end up paying spousal support after the marriages end.
Michelle Trachtenberg gets kissed by Chace Crawford.
Well hello Nicole Kidman like we have not seen her in awhile.
wow Nicole
ReplyDeleteAre doily dresses the hot fashion trend in Wasilla?
ReplyDeleteI really wasn't dying to see Nicole Kidman's ass.
ReplyDeleteThat doily table runner from WalMart is the same one I used for a RenFair project in high school. In 1997.
ReplyDeleteNicole! Dayum girl!!!! Good for you :)
ReplyDeleteWhy would MM ignore his other child?
ReplyDeleteNice ass Nic, you look good.
I like Jennys suit. I hope they make a similar one at Target or somewhere even cheaper.
LOL at Vicki. That made my day.
ReplyDeleteI downloaded a Nickelback song for my i-pod. /shame
Can Avril do real smiles? Just wondering.
ReplyDeleteHer teeth look funny wheb she smiles, probably why she didn't sing country music.
DeleteMore I-reek-of-desperation photos of Nicole:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/08/nicole-kidman-for-v-magazine.html
Sorry, don't know how to link.
Is that Chad Kroeger?? Can't say the Dax Shepard face transplant was a bad idea; he used to look inbred. But is Avril going to get jealous when Chad has to do field research for new song material about slutty strippers?
ReplyDeleteMore surprising than Nicole's ass is an expression on her face. Where did that come from???
ReplyDeletehaha, I call Photoshop on Nicole's ass. No WAY is it really that round.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, now I'm wondering if that comment about Mattew M is in reference to the blind about the star who ignores the younger, disabled child and never takes it out?
does nicole's divorce settlement allow her to have an ass? does her status as "not most recent ex" allow her to do more?
ReplyDeleteWell this is a bunch of fuckery.
ReplyDeleteJenny looks silly. And skinny.
Mellisa has a nice body but the bolt ons are horrible.
Kathrine actually looks cute.
For all that is holy is this world! Avril looks like she is being held by a pedophile. He is a creep and looks like a shadow of his former self, not that he was at all cute before.
Levi's newest baby mama looks like she is posing for an etsy picture.
LILO is sickening. Barf.
Matthew looks less grey here.
Mena Likes the gang banger looking type. He is short!!
Chace looks good in a suit.
Nicole!!!! Tom is thinking DAyum (if he is straight).
I didn't scroll all the way down and was shocked, SHOCKED, to see nicole's ass! But it looks good.
We should send the people from the first six photos off to Siberia or somewhere else far away . . . Can that be a campaign pledge or something?
ReplyDeleteNic looks great, but I am suspicious of how human that ass is.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it has gotten the same photo shop make-over that Kim Kardassholio gets when she suckers photographers into capturing demonic forces like herself on camera.
Isn't the Matthew statement has to do with the letters on his shirt spelling Levi. I think that's his son's name.
ReplyDeleteI hope Turtle and Mena have a happy life together. I think I'll buy them a new bong as a wedding gift.
ReplyDeleteHeh...love it!
DeleteHeh...love it!
DeleteWow Enty you are on a roll today...
ReplyDeleteQuip, quip away my friend! It is vastly entertaining. ;)
Totally with figgy here, no way that ass isn't photoshopped. Dear god I hope it is, much too depressing to think it's real, dayum.
ReplyDeleteAvril & Nickleback dude are the mayor & first lady of Doucheville.
ReplyDeletecdanluva- totally agree!!! ; )
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure these "candid" shots of Jenny are photoshopped just like the last set from a few weeks ago.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/08/jenny-mccarthy-bikini-photos-chicago-playboy
Is it me or does Matthew M.'s shirt not really say "Levi"? lol
Yea as I said on the other Kroeger/ Levine thread, He didn't just have a shit ton of work done, he had a head transplant.
http://www.last.fm/music/Chad+Kroeger/+images/42251803
Poor Chace, having to smooch on that witch.
ReplyDeleteI love, love, love that picture of Nicole. Photoshopped or not, it's ballsy.
ReplyDeleteI want a 14 karat ring, just not the d*ckwad that comes along with it.
Gotta agree with momster and figgy. Definitely photoshopped on the ass and face. Desperate for any kind of attention. Here's a thought - divorce Keith.
ReplyDeleteIt's the absence of a mustache and long hair that makes Chad look so different -- and maybe a pound or two added. He and Avril deserve each other -- God please don't let them procreate. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteOh Mena, what are you doing? I know it's not cool to pick on regular peeps but a FINE women like you dating a guy that looks like a cross between Wilmer Valderrama and Turtle from Entourage? Why you be playing me like this, girl? You're 5'4 and that guy you're with must be at least 5'2. Gimme a chance, why don'cha? I'm a nice 5'8. And I can pay for BOTH our coffees. That's just hows I roll.
ReplyDeleteHA! Like I EVER bought a Nickelback CD. Pfft. Whatchu on today, Enty?
Aren't Matthew M's kids named Levi & Vida? So then, I would say his shirt isn't ignoring either...it seems as though the 'Le' and the 'Vi' could be used that way.
ReplyDeleteLevi's baby-mama is wearing the dresser scarf I bought from WalMart!
ReplyDeleteI bet Chace kisses girls very chastely.
ReplyDeleteI feel embarrassed for Niclole and her daughters. The pose and skirt are meant for a girl, no matter how pretty she is. It's undignified.
Does Mena only date the Mexican Mafia?
Maybe Matt's shirt doesn't read across then backwards to say Levi, it could be backwards then across to say Vile.
Can we name Lindsay's double chin yet? It's a real living, growing thing now.
The only thing douchier than Nickelback is Nickelback+Avril+ plastic surgery.
Jenny, you look good, but please see above comments about being undignified.
I actually have to say I prefer the NJHW over Jennie McCarthy. What is it with the huge boob and straight hips thing? Maybe it's because I actually have a waist and hips that I feel this way. Melissa seems to have a nicer figure over all (Yes the bolt-ons are not the nicest fake ta-ta's) And since that photo isn't close up she doesnt look bathed in eye make up either. That's probaby on of the best pics I've ever seen of her. And then we have Jenny , Trendy orange (please go away Orange) and her stupid vaccination brain waves and no hips. Go away.
ReplyDeleteThe bigger the rock, the bigger the mistake.
ReplyDeleteWell, this is going to sound mean but I see Nicole and think "Eddie Izzard". I bet his ass looks that good.
ReplyDelete^HA!
ReplyDeleteI wonder what the Gorga neighbors think of them? They live in Montville, not LA or even NYC for that matter. So ridiculous.
I am with Sarah on Nicole. Why does she need to do this? She is successful actress (although some may argue), you are a mother, you are a wife. Why show your ass to the world on the cover of the magazine? I agree, this is undignified
ReplyDelete@ Suzanne , hahaha . Made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI thought MM's shirt says LIVE.
ReplyDeleteohhhh I am DYING over Nicole Kidman's hair!! She looks amazing and it's nice to see her change her look which I always liked to THIS! I want that hair. It reminds me of Carrie Bradshaw whenever she had that amazing bob that I still want.
ReplyDeleteHer ass is of course photoshopped, just like every single thing in a magazine, especially the cover is photoshopped. Everything.
Nicole is photoshopped to hell!!!
ReplyDeletejenny McCarthy sucks.
LOVE Nicole's...cover. And she is really wearing the shit out of that 80's hair. Does that have something to do with her character in her new movie with La Efron?
ReplyDeleteThat maternity pic would be beautiful if she were covered in any material other than doily.
Avril is sooo pregnant and chad just looks creepy
ReplyDeleteHow short is Mena's piece?! Wow. And I'll bet my bottom dollar Avril's ring ain't all that. What's that, Avril? Huge rocks are punk rock now? Poser.
ReplyDeleteI like nicole's pic. I think her ass looks great even if it is photoshopped! If i was in a magazine i would demand a photoshopped ass! Lol
ReplyDeleteI kinda like the Wasilla picture. The crochet suits her and the instagram like lighting. I think it would have had more impact without the baby booties, though.
ReplyDeleteYes, Jenny McCarthy, you look good, even for a young chick, which you are not, but still. Yet, looks only get you so far and your insides are a rotten stinking mess, so good luck with that.
I still have a soft spot for Nicole Kidman, no matter what craziness she invokes. I know there is a good heart in there somewhere.
I defiantly don't think Nicole's butt is actually that juicy... must be photoshop
ReplyDeleteI never bought a nickelback album. My hands are clean.
ReplyDeleteWow! Nicole looks rockin'...photoshop or not.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the name of Florida memaws is Lilo wearing?
This is a pretty pic of Levi's baby momma except for the huge doily dress/drapery thing.
WTF with Chad's face?
My son met Avril Lavigne and her then boyfriend, on a flight from Japan. He didn't have much to say about the boyfriend because he apparently didn't say much, but he said that Avril was very nice and seemed down to Earth.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't let on that he knew who she was because I have taught him that celebrities are people too and deserve their space and privacy. Had she introduced herself things may have been different though. LOL
It looks like Chad has one of his hands in her pocket....already. As much as she's annoying, I hope she gets a prenuptial agreement. She's so young, and probably far wealthier...
ReplyDeleteNic has a lovely butt I bet its such a surprise cause she doesn't go around flaunting it, some ppl think its a rule not a saying lol yeah I took it as levi mm's shirt but I like the le for levi vi for vida that's awesome I have a cousin name vida I've never heard of anyone else called vida.
ReplyDeleteWhere did Katharine McPhee's chachas go????
ReplyDeleteLilos top lip has disappeared, she has a double chin and wtf with those nails!
ReplyDeleteEvery pic of Avril and Chad has him looking at her with such love in his eyes. He appears truly proud and in love. I am shocked!
I don't know why anyone would breed with that looser Levi. That poor kid.
Jenny must be the answer to the Daddy blind.
Only reason I like Avril is because she smacked my ex with a door. True story. She didn't see him behind it backstage at a gig (he was on security) and swung it open, and the fact he went flying dented his wittle ego. According to the other bouncers she was a diva, but quite friendly. She apologised to evil ex but when she seen the rest slagging him off she joined in too... Gotta love the Glesga Banter!
ReplyDeleteDon't like Jenny, she doesn't look good at all. Melissa surprisingly looks nice.
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe Avril and Chad are engaged! I didn't even know they were dating! As someone mentioned, royal couple of doucheville.
And Nicole looks great! I don't care if she's photoshopped, who isn't nowadays. I just love that she's doing something different and it's not like she's posing in Playboy or Hustler showing her privates for all this talk about dignity.
Enty--you ARE on a roll! Very funny today, my friend!
ReplyDeleteMatt Mc always looks like he makes a swishy-sound when he walks to me.
Yes! Let's name Lilo's 2nd & emergent 3rd chins! Seriously, WTH is she wearing??? Huge black witch hat?!--Well, maybe that does make sense. She really needs to reserve at least ONE mirror just to look at herself in, & not do lines off of.
Who is Melissa Gorga?
ReplyDeleteNicole looks like she's modelling for "Hoochies 'R Us". Her fake butt is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteI follow Mena on instagram. Shes totally into that gangster lifestyle. She always posts pictures with "13" in them and lots of lowriders, and almost everyone she takes a pic with or tags looks like they belong in the mexican mafia.
ReplyDeleteIt actually surprised me, I think some of her family is mexican? IDK I always thought she was like Russian or from some germanic country
good style though. love her clothes.