Random Photos Part Two
Jessica Simpson hangs out in West Hollywood.
Even a Duchess loves doing the wave. Either that or there is an interactive Wayne's World program going on.
Kristen Stewart's inbox.
Lana Del Rey wants to be a car model I guess?
Mischa Barton at some Olympic event in London. Because, you know, that is where the Olympics are being held.
More Matt Damon from that Liberace movie.
Naomi Campbell and a phone. Uh oh. Just have the police on standby is all I am saying.
Oprah and her wigs. They met Kim Zolciak's wigs and fell in love and had all kinds of mixed race wigs bringing the world to a much better place. They live in a world run by Nene.
One minute from three planes filled with people all colliding in Washington D.C.
Wtf does jessica hv on? A shower curtain??!!
ReplyDeleteHas oprah just completely given up??!! She looks like a cow!!
Jessica Simpson looks like an art students bed sheets.
ReplyDeletePoor J. Simpleton still looks prego. I wish it wasn't such a big deal for her to lose the weight.
ReplyDeleteLove love love seeing pictures of the royals having fun!
I will have to go look at the Kristin inbox. Dun dun dun...
Lana del Hay (typo and it stays) is gross. I have those shoes and am sad I have to go burn them.
Mischa is a wanna be.
Love matt Da mon (south park movie voice) he looks totally right for the role. It looks as if a love scene or lovers quarrel just happened.
Naomis body is bangin!
Oprah oh Oprah. No words.
The plane shit is why I am afraid to fly! It reminds me of News Radio back in 90s. Bill goes crazy and meets the guy who works at the airport directing planes. There are in the air! Flying around! At any moment they could collide.
Scary shit.
I was just coming here to say I like Jessica's dress/mumu/whatever. Girl's got guts, and I'd totally rock that, too! Not the shoes, though. I'd surely die in those. She looks like a real momma with bottle in hand.
ReplyDeleteJessic Simpson, head of a fashion empire, wooohaaahaaha
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart's inbox is HI-LARIOUS
ReplyDeleteThe Kristin Stewart inbox must be a fake. But it's hilarious! Just think if it were real though!
ReplyDeleteI am telling you, Jessica Simpson is totally putting out a line of plus size clothes. In fact, she might have them already.
ReplyDeleteOmg..is that really KS's inbox?! That is too funny. And Naomi Campbell's body is just...DAYUM!
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon looks like Dirk Diggler's twin.
KS's inbox was great! Ha!
ReplyDeleteFrufra, are you punking us?!
ReplyDeleteLove the royals pic -- they were sitting in regular seats just like the reals, not in a box or a roped-off area.
Why would you ever buy a wig that had curlers in it, except as part of a costume?
Mischa looks 50 kinds of stoned.
Is it just me, or is LDR's face too fat for her body? I mean, she's not fat at all, but she has a big, puffy face. Do I need to get my eyes checked?
@Ingrid... oh, snap!
ReplyDeleteKStew's inbox is funnnny.
I thought jessica was still pregnant for a second! Poor girl :( Having any extra weight is bad enough, let alone getting papped every day when you're uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteThough, i must say, i tried on a couple of her dresses at macys (?) a few years ago, and they highlighted all my lumps and bumps. I really don't think she knows how to dress her, or anyone else's, bigger body.
I think the curlers are there to curl and style the wig. Not to wear the wig with the curlers in it.
ReplyDeleteOMFG THE KRISTEN STEWART INBOX WAS THE FUNNIEST THING WHO DID THAT?????
ReplyDeleteOprah looks so old in that photo
ReplyDeleteI feel badly for Jessica for some reason I don't think she's happy.
ReplyDeleteHappy to see that Jessica's face is returning to normal, she is "starting" to look like herself again
ReplyDeleteMama Cass is looking great as a blonde.
ReplyDeleteLooking at that first pic, I forgot Jessica already gave birth.
ReplyDeleteI love Matt in that hair for some indescribable reason.
Wow. Way to go, Michael Phelps! Not the world's biggest fan, but good for him!
ReplyDeleteWhy does Oprah have all those wigs? She never has any of those styles.
ReplyDeleteI wish JSimp would be allowed to stay big. Dieting isn't fun, nor easy and she's got a kid now, so why not kick back and do what you want? Relax? Sure its not healthy, but its more fun that being in a gym for 3 hours a day. See: Oprah.
ReplyDeleteCould be the answer to another BI, JSimp can't/won't loose the weight and not get her $4M from weight Watchers to come out with a line of plus size and or maternity wear for her fashion "EMPIRE" which will make her even more $$ than the WW deal. And she gets to be "fat" like I was after having a baby until her body is ready to loose the weight. Mine took a YEAR. I think it is hormones, but then it just went without diet or exercise, and I'm talking JSimp weight too (75 lbs).
ReplyDeleteSay what you want but Naomi's body is Fiiine!
ReplyDeleteRose, the wigs are for a movie Opes I'd filming
I want to wear the mumu with the curler wig. And then stand next to 70's Matt Damon. Just like my Aunt Ruth.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone think Oprah's wig and face stand to the far right looks like Micheal Jackson?
ReplyDeleteIf crazy brings out the insane body genes I think I wouldn't mind a drop or two in addition to whatever I have. Naomi's rocking that bikini!
ReplyDeleteThat Kstew inbox is funny as all heck, wonder how all the twihards are holding up these days.
"Is it just me, or is LDR's face too fat for her body?"
ReplyDeleteCoke bloat.
Urban, the twihards are melting down. Check out the Robsten tag on tumblr.
I think Ophrah looks great, apart from the bad wig. It's healthier for her to stay stable as a larger woman than to boomerang her weight. I'm so sick of the ignorance and discrimination about weight in this country.
It has not to do with her weight. Its the bad hairdo, no makeup, unstylish glasses, and sloppy ill fitting clothes. Now if thats all for movie role, i take it back.
DeleteIs thy pic of O from her cover story about hair? Loved her natural hair look.
ReplyDeleteI actually like JS's mumu *ducking*. If I had to wear one I would get one like that. :D It's kind of like Chrissy Snow a la Mrs. Roper.
ReplyDelete@Tex - I'm not punking you - I kind of love it, and love that she has the cajones to wear it in public. I really and truly wouldn't, even though I talk a good game.
ReplyDeleteJessica and her muumuu.....nice. Radar said she was "flaunting her curves". More like "trying to hide the fact that she hasn't lost any weight".
ReplyDeleteNaomi, her body is fucking insane. Always has been.
@luckylass - ITA. It's been my opinion all along that she won't loose the weight and will put out a plus-size line a la Delta Burke. She will then laugh and laugh all the way to the bank, whilst wearing some kickass mumu and chewing gum.
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ReplyDeleteYou know I have to comment on the muumuu. I was at the park with my kids the other day, and the most beautiful African woman cut through wearing a divine muumuu from her home country. I was mesmerized, and thought how I really wanted to start wearing muumuus around the house as my comfy clothes instead of yoga pants and tank tops. Is that bad as a 39 year old woman? The only person I know who does that in real life is my best friend's 93 year old Grandma Ginger
When the mumuu craze hit in the 60', my mother embraced it totally. My sister and I swore that if we were ever in public wearing a mumuu, the non mumuu wearer was to put the wearer in a home, lol
DeleteWeight Watchers cannot be happy right now. This will probably end up in court.
ReplyDeleteMischa can't dress to save her life.
Jessica and those dumb ASS four inch platform shoes that she sells. She looks like the living imbodiment of Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down. Good lord, woman, wear something that makes sense. A flowing sheet and platform sandals makes you look like a toppling hippo.
ReplyDeleteOprah, I double dog dare you to put that photo - as is - on your next cover. Or, instead, go with the pic of you with "natural" hair. And make sure they take the 8 inches off of your waist and hips per usual.
Sunny I'm with you. Sounds like J Simpson needs to put out that mumu line pronto. Grandma Ginger sound great. My grandma used to wear "house coats" around the house - I know realize they were mumu's
ReplyDeleteLol, housecoats. I miss them!! You could get a dressed, except for your dress, put on your housecoat to finish up a few chores before company came. Oh! And wear slippers or you wld snag your panty hose. I kind if miss the dressing up. Plus being all dressed up with your makeup and pearls- and housecoat!
DeleteJessica's face looks a little thinner. I have to wonder if she is wearing the muumuu to hide the weight she has lost, for a more dramatic reveal, maybe even wearing some padding. Weight watchers loves to do the big exclusive and that's hard to do when you are being papped every day
ReplyDeleteLemac, that is my theory, she's wearing unsightly too big clothes for more dramatic reveal. Lose it, dont lose it, i dont care, the baby's cute!
DeleteRe: the planes....as George Carlin would say "Why did they call it a near-miss? That was a NEAR-HIT!"
ReplyDelete@Sunny - just the other day, I was on here wondering if I, as a 40-year old white woman, could just start wearing saris. The fabric is so beautiful and interesting, as was the woman's dress you saw, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteI got lots of positive feedback, so maybe we should just GO FOR IT :-). Go for it and just dare people to say something. Sounds really fun, actually.
I vote yes for saris!!
DeleteFor awhile there in the early 80s everyone wore muumuu-ish things. Most comfortable I've ever been. But I'll go Grandma Ginger one further...since retiring, I only wear pajamas/sleep shirts. Unless I have to leave the house.
ReplyDeleteLol, i always say leaving the house is not all its cracked up to be. However, its just me, but nothing says " resthome" or " mental ward" like hanging around in pjs all day. I dont do it, get dressed as soon as get up. Having said that, some of my at home duds are dicey, lol
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ReplyDeleteOk, Saris are where it's at. Indian women look so beautiful in those bright colors, and I love that women of all sizes look stunning in them. Although the only time someone HAS looked bad on them, it was a skinny white woman (Michele Salahi? Too lazy to google). We may be in trouble
*in one* not on them. I really need to get off this darn computer but interesting convos happening today. I don't know if you stayed on the Your Turn from yesterday, but some real amazing love stories/tragedies were posted
ReplyDelete@Sun - I'll have to look back at that. I do love love!
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean about getting off the computer, but it's so fun! I have to drive a kid to his basketball game though, in a minute. It's supposed to be 113 degrees here today - so crazy! Thank God we're going to be in an air conditioned gym!! It's the dog days for sure.
Someone remind me again why Jessica Simpson has become a style icon? She looks like a hippie..
ReplyDeleteNaomi Campbell's body is amazing, what does that woman eat, how does she workout. That's one fitness book I would BUY!!!!
Oprah's face looks good in this picture, is this recent?
Mooshki, Oprah isn't wearing a wig bad or otherwise. And she's in the make up and hair room of the new Lee Daniels movie she's shooting. All those wigs aren't for her character.
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart's inbox is all kinds of funny especially the email from Tom Terrific.
ReplyDeleteAnd um..yeah, anyone know where I can buy a body like Naomi's? (no surgeries please). Maybe at K-Mart?
Scrolling quickly, I thought Matt Damon was Naomi Watts in the Princess Diana movie. Wigs look the same.
ReplyDeleteEnty, I actually giggled at your Oprah post. Job well done my friend.
ReplyDeleteOT: she looks 10-15 years younger whilst posing, and not actually wearing them.
LOLOL @ MayB, now I have to clean my drink off the keyboard!
ReplyDeleteLoved the KStew e-mail, esp. Charlize's "I'm an Oscar winner. . ."
Let' all forget that Jessica is annoying and remember that she is a human being, and seems to be an exception to the Hollywood Wonder Moms who deliver babies and are back in shape in ten minutes. She ate badly throughout her pregnancy, and put on alot of weight. It isn't going to melt off over night. Maybe she should talk to Beyonce and find out her secret to losing 60 pounds in a few weeks after 'giving birth'.
ReplyDeleteI respect Jessica if she can't lose the weight through WW, truly. I have tried it and failed countless times. It literally just does not work for me - it doesn't motivate me or something. I always felt like I wanted the people to stop harping at me about my weight and just talk about something else.
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ReplyDeleteSaris, muumuus, head scarves, no make up...summer is the best time to get away with all of these rad choices! 42 and not afraid to be me sometimes, and love knowing there are more like me out there...and Sunny, you continue to drop a DC housewife reference out of the blue and I will continue to be a fan!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jess is wearing a fat suit under there. In a few weeks she will reveal her real size.
ReplyDeleteI admit, I felt a bit frumpy looking at the picture of Claire Danes' cover the other day. Looking at today's picture has let me regain my equilibrium.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon's hair scares me.
I secretly think it would be awesome to see Tom Cruise at a water park.
Regardless of who looks better, why are either Jessica or Kate dressed for prom at a mere movie premiere? I can see why someone would want to look nice, but strapless long dresses seems like overkill.
Joey Lawrence's lightbulb head is alarming. Hopefully he'll extend the headscaping to eventually form a more natural hairline.
Muumuu Lovers:
ReplyDeleteOk I'm on to something new: Exquisite vintage caftans! We can be comfortable without looking like we're throwing in the towel. Something to ponder :)
Re: the muumuus/housecoats, my neighbors know that if they knock on my door more than 10 minutes afer I've gotten home from work, I will be answering it in my nightgown. I have no shame about it at all. And if I'm sick and/or working from home, I am in my nightgown all day. Hey, it's my house, I'll dress (or not dress) however I want!
ReplyDeleteIt's my dream to retire on some quiet beach somewhere and dress like Mrs. Roper every.damn.day.
*after. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon looks like George Michael in the video for Wake Me Up (Before You Go Go).
ReplyDeleteNow the song is in your head. My apologies.
Matt Damon totally has Princess Diana hair there. Weird.
ReplyDeleteOn a related note, it is clearly Prince Wills doing the wave next to his wife Kate, but as I first scrolled by, it looked like Piven. Must be the sunglasses (and lack of hair). I scrolled back to doublecheck on the cognitive dissonance I had for a moment. It's Wills; we're fine.