Yeah, I mean did you expect anyone besides Usain Bolt at the top of the photos?
Right after he hugged it out with Mel C.
Adrianne Curry has a Star Wars themed birthday party with cake and booze and smokes.
Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford seem to be enjoying married life.
Catherine Zeta Jones at LAX.
Love the new look for Don Johnson. I call it homeless Howard Hesseman.
George Michael insists that everyone wear the same style shirt.
Heidi Klum hangs out with the kids and Seal's brother.
Jessica Biel managed to star in another bomb but people still want her autograph.
Right after he hugged it out with Mel C.
Adrianne Curry has a Star Wars themed birthday party with cake and booze and smokes.
Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford seem to be enjoying married life.
Catherine Zeta Jones at LAX.
Love the new look for Don Johnson. I call it homeless Howard Hesseman.
George Michael insists that everyone wear the same style shirt.
Heidi Klum hangs out with the kids and Seal's brother.
Jessica Biel managed to star in another bomb but people still want her autograph.
'Homeless Howard Hesseman' look, good one, Enty.
ReplyDeleteBottom of the Class.
ReplyDeleteDon't know anyone in the top 4 photos, except I do know who A. Curry is, 'cuz she's a professional exhibitionist. Who knew she was only 30? I would have guessed older.
ReplyDeleteYou seriously don't know who Ussain Bolt is? :o
DeleteMel C. is Sporty Spice, silly! :P
ReplyDeleteCZJ looks plastic-y in the face.
ReplyDeleteI actually thought that was Howard Hesseman before reading the caption!
ReplyDeleteUsain Bolt is the fastest man in the world!
ReplyDeleteLove Homess Howard Hesseman reference! So true.
ReplyDeleteDon Johnson looking like Howard Hesseman = still looks good.
ReplyDeleteCatherine Zeta-Jones looking like Michael Jackson = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Oh look, CZJ is auditioning for Morticia in the Addams Family reboot.
ReplyDeleteBBC is saying that Usain Bolt is being talked up as future president of Jamaica.
ReplyDeleteBTW, the booker who let Biel on The Daily Show to plug Total Recall should be chained naked to a Port Authority bench as punishment. Worst...interview...ever.
ReplyDeleteDoes CZJ really look that bad? I couldn't see anything except for that gorgeous purse in her picture.
ReplyDeleteDon Johnson will always be Sonny Crockett to me. Sigh...
9.63 seconds.
ReplyDeleteIt takes longer than that for me to get out of bed and get my feet on the floor.Huge parties here in SoFla for him!
Usain Bolt is GREAT i luvvvvvvvvv him so much
ReplyDeleteIs that Amy Adams peeping out from behind Jessica Biel?? Just wondering...
ReplyDeleteYeah for Usain! & I know he's not in the pictures, but yeah for Oscar Pistorius.
ReplyDeleteI love Oscar Pustorius, his story is amazing and I'm glad he had a chance to run
Delete@Amber, thank you. The only Spice Girl I can name is Posh, and that's because she married D.B.
ReplyDeleteI see heidi kept her appointment with her kids today. She looks so indifferent towards them. Even the arm placement on her son looks staged
ReplyDeleteI thought CZJ looks like MJ too.
ReplyDeleteI really wish someone would look to Michelle Pheiffer and see a beautiful woman aging gracefully - if she's had work it sure as hell isn't freakshowalistic.
Michelle Pfeiffer's work took some time to settle down. There were a few years where she was looking excessively taut.
ReplyDeleteScrolling through, I thought homeless Howard Hessman was Mickey Rourke. Oops!
I thought CZJ was Ashley Greene there.
ReplyDeleteCall me crazy but which one is George Michael???? None of them look like him. Catherine Zeta Jones looks like Demi Moore. Damn, Don Johnson!!!
ReplyDeleteMarcus and Carey look sweet together, they have such a nice story. They were pens pals as children then met again after they were both so successful, and fell in love. What are the odds? Written in the stars :)
ReplyDeleteThey actually ran into each other at a party, THEN realized they had been pen pals, it was all by chance.
ReplyDelete@rhinovodka Yes, I'll toast Oscar Pistorius !
ReplyDeleteCZJ's bag probably cost more than the future house I'll buy. And I love it.
ReplyDelete^OMG, I am IN LOVE with Oscar! Count me in!
ReplyDeleteAmericans - have you even seen the 100m race yet? :p we keep hearing over here about how shocking the NBC coverage of the Olympics has been, I can't believe they didn't show the 100m race live!!
ReplyDeleteI thought Carey was Kristen Dunst...
ReplyDelete@Sian, NBC decided that even though 2 billion other people watched it live that we in the USA had to wait until "prime time". #NBCfails.Big time. Still enjoyed it , hard not to:)
ReplyDeleteThat is terrible. I didn't seeirritating live either, I was lying down in my hall doing something dumb, I was on the right channel though so I could quickly rewind. :p the 100m race isn't my favourite anyway - over too quickly, I prefer the rowing and track cycling. :p ;) How did you feel about Gatlin getting third? He seems to be quite unpopular over here, a lot of people wanted Tyson Gay to get bronze instead.
DeleteWhy is Heidi with Seal's brother?
ReplyDeleteIdk the family dynamics there, but if my so and I were to break up I can't see myself hanging out with his brother even though he's great and I adore him.
Mumford looks like a tool!
ReplyDeleteDon Johnson looks awesome!
Denise, you wouldn't let your kids spend time with their uncle or aunts if you broke up with your SO?
ReplyDeletere: Jessica Biel
ReplyDeleteI'm all for a natural looking face, but this drab palette day after day is kiling me. Bronzer! Lip Gloss! Shimmery blush stick! Your lips don't need to be the same color as your face every single day
@sarah
Thanks for the background story on the Mumford fella and Carey M. All I had heard was that they were childhood friends. That penpal story is adorable
I'm so sorry because I do this every damn time, but I refuse to believe Heidi K is the bad Mom you guys have read about in that other blog (Lainey?) You got the wrong lady!! :)
ReplyDeleteThe Howard Hesseman reference made me laugh out loud. I used to watch WKRP when I was a kid, and we refer to my dad as Les Nessman since he's always wearing a band-aid somewhere
@Sian, the 100 meters is my favorite because it is such a burst of human speed. A hundreth of a second and Gay lost ! Kudos to the winners.
ReplyDelete@Sunny, how is Less Nessman? Still broadcasting?
@agent
ReplyDeleteHa ha - he's good! He's almost 100% retired. This year was his last year of doing the Sony video game voiceover, but hopefully he'll keep filling in for the Cubs once a year to give my Mom a little break from her retired husband. Joking :)
@agent
ReplyDeleteAL East looks like a pretty tight race (and least behind those damn Yankees!) Hope it's an exciting year for you guys. I can't believe I've never seen a game at Fenway :(
Road trip !!
ReplyDeleteLove the bolt! Ah-mazing! First time I've wrote amazing like that, correcting my own spelling when needed is a pet peeve of mine, I am resisting :)
ReplyDeleteI actually love Biel's outfit, minus the shoes & bag. I agree with whomever called out her makeup situation. Her face is too plain to wear nudes all the time, she needs a color intervention STAT!
ReplyDeleteTo the Americans, aren't other NBC affiliates running the games? Up here (Canada), the network running the games is pretty much airing it 24/7 however it is also running other events on its sports channel. Isn't NBC doing that too?
ReplyDeleteI would give up everything I own to have CZJ's bag.
A better photo of Usain Bolt is the one in which he is partying with the Swedish (women's) handball team!
ReplyDeleteI live in the US, but I have no cable TV and no antenna reception. I use an artful method to watch the BBC streams.
Sunny, I agree, I think Lainey is full of shit on this one. Probably some bitter ex-employee spreading gossip or something. I'm sure Heidi spends a lot of time away from her kids with all of the work she does, but I think she really does love them and spends as much time with them as she can. Look at how relaxed she is - that isn't a faked photo op. Her son just looks a little freaked out by the pap.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they keep giving Biel leads? She's proven time and time again that she can't pull in an audience. I'd rather see Katherine Heigl in a movie than her.
Marcus Mumford is in Mumford & Sons! How can you not love him?!
CZJ looks like death warmed over. She needs a better hair colorist stat!!!
Anita, during the day NBC and its other channels (CNBC, MSNBC, and sometimes Bravo, which aired most of the tennis) air Olympic events, but none of the really high-profile stuff. Things like Romania vs. Italy in water polo and events like that. Then at night NBC will air tape delays of the high-profile stuff. And if we want to see something live on the Internet, we have to reconfigure our computers so that it looks like we are running off a server in Canada or the UK. NBC's Olympics coverage has always sucked, but this year it's been really, really terrible.
ReplyDeleteI also refuse to believe that Heidi is a bad mom. I see her with her kids MUCH too often to believe that she is only a mom-by-appointment.
Bolt is cool -- last night he was doing an interview on the track, and they were having a medal ceremony for the pole vault. He stopped the interview, turned around and stood at attention during the US national anthem, and when it was over picked back up with the interview like nothing had happened. And it's not even his anthem!
Also, Oscar P. is a fox.
I see the former Mrs Brady is attending one of those star parties where she is completely separated from the public by an acrylic wall but paid handsomely to "host"
ReplyDeletewhy do I have the hots for George Michael's bf???
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