Kristen Stewart comes out of hiding should be the top spot, but
I really like this whale photo better.
Colin Farrell in LA after getting ice cream with his son.
Drew Barrymore must be getting close to having her baby.
Alyson Hannigan looks great after having her most recent baby not that long ago.
Also looking great is Heidi Klum who Tweeted this photo of herself. All that is missing is a bacon loving fat man.
Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis had stand ins run from the smoke in their new movie. You know, because, I'm not sure why. It does not look dangerous at all. Jason loses his man card for this one.
Two of the Jonas Brothers and their cousin Georg Festrunk from Czechoslovakia.
Jennie Garth hangs out at a baseball game and watches other people eat.
I really like this whale photo better.
Colin Farrell in LA after getting ice cream with his son.
Drew Barrymore must be getting close to having her baby.
Alyson Hannigan looks great after having her most recent baby not that long ago.
Also looking great is Heidi Klum who Tweeted this photo of herself. All that is missing is a bacon loving fat man.
Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis had stand ins run from the smoke in their new movie. You know, because, I'm not sure why. It does not look dangerous at all. Jason loses his man card for this one.
Two of the Jonas Brothers and their cousin Georg Festrunk from Czechoslovakia.
Jennie Garth hangs out at a baseball game and watches other people eat.
Oh Enty, the Jonas comment is gold!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's not a whale it's a worm monster from Tremors.
ReplyDeleteAlyson Hannigan was leaving a place called "Laser Away".
Jonas Bros caption = best one ever.
The only thing Kristen Stewart should be on top of is a list of actresses that had their turn and need to go bye bye for awhile. Bynes and Lilo are next.
ReplyDeleteAlyson Hannigan! Smells like a hint. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy are people picking on Jenni Garth? She's the one that got screwed over. She also has lost weight from not eating, because of a depression. The girl is going through a divorce after years and years. Whenever I've gone through a breakup, I lose weight. I can only image what it's like to go through a divorce with kids.
ReplyDeleteThat's all the confirmation I need...Alyson is totally the Kind Blind.
ReplyDeleteKristen Stewart should go back into hiding. Or at least back into her closet to find a better outfit.
I live about 20 minutes from that whale picture. :))
ReplyDeleteJonas bros. comment = gold
ReplyDeleteWhy did she emerge? If we talk about her again will she go back in hiding? Please?
Heidi Klum...Jennie Garth: if they are without love what fate awaits us mortals?
Great guess on the Kindness Blind guys!
ReplyDeleteIt's great to see KStew out and about again, although I doubt she was ever really in hiding. She isn't the type.
ReplyDeleteAnd I meant to say too, that is a beautiful picture of Heidi but it REEKS of LOOK AT ME-ness. Maybe I'm just jelly. ;)
ReplyDeleteEverytime i see a Colin F pic i just want to jump on top of him!
ReplyDeleterenoblondee - I get the same vibe from the Heidi photo, she's been doing that a lot since the break up.
ReplyDeleteEnty, I will love you forever for the Festrunk crack. Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteI don't blame Heidi for showing off. She's a middle-aged model with 4 kids, going through a divorce where her husband's already moved on. It's normal to want to feel like she's still got it.
ReplyDelete...Which she has, of course. Being a model doesn't make her immune to insecurity about aging or divorce.
Nooo Jason Sudeikis can do no wrong in my eyes. Except shulp January Jones. And date Olivia Wilde. Other than that, no wrong. It was probably an insurance thing that he couldn't do his own "stunts". Love him!
ReplyDeleteYep, the kindness blind totally seems like something Alyson would do. She's always seemed like a really sweet, down-to-earth person who's not really affected by Hollywood.
Heidi does seem to be putting a lot of "Look at me!" photos out there lately, but in all fairness, Seal seems like someone who would have messed with her self-esteem. And I'm seriously jealous of that body. (I just busted my ass to 30 Day Shred by Jillian Michaels so I'm REALLY jealous right now).
If Heidi is middle aged, I'm a friggin' senior citizen. Anyone know where her photo was taken? I'm glad Heidi looks so good here, because her outfits have been off this season on Project Runway.
ReplyDeleteWhales are awesome, period.
There be whales, Captain! I LOVE humpbacks. My first love was marine biology. I would probably be one of those dumbassess, like the lady in the black party dress on the paddle board trying to get pics. They are huge and can kill you with a swat of the tail. I'm a little terrified for those peeps.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds very mom of me doesn't it. Don't hurt my whales!!! Now I sound like Drew in her whale movie. I loved that movie. Thanks Drew. Happy baby times :D
I wanted to be a marine biologist too but I could never swim well so that squashed my dreams. However! I was being shown up by a kid a few years ago at the beach, she was 4 and could swim way better than me, so it inspired me to really learn and now I can swim!
DeleteI see Orcas atleast once a month up here! It's so amazing.
DeleteWho was the WW that everyone was ooh and awwing at? I want in!
Hey dia! Miss your old avie but the papaya drink is cute too! :)
Hi Smash! I still haven't been to the San Juan Islands. None of them. It's criminal, I know!
DeleteWW = Weiner Watcher. You will get to it tomorrow.
New avi bc billybob thought I was an exotic thirst quenching beverage! The sun will come back.
The islands are a truly magical place. I never feel quite at peace as when I am sitting on a rock at the beach out there, while the man and my two wild dobermans run the beach.
DeleteWith all luck we will get our permits and we can stay in our cabin out there. We built a cat fenced area under the cabin so those three munchcins can come and we can stay longer. Totally over sharing :)
I actually LOLed at the Heidi Klum caption.
ReplyDeleteAlyson looks so happy. I like seeing happy people. Happy with their life and wearing bright colors.
ReplyDeleteCome on peeps. We need more happy in the world!!!
PS - and more pics of Colin at yoga class will help increase the happy...
How sad (or awesome) that I have no idea what the Jonas bros look like & thought that kid was actually named Georg Festrunk! Lol!
ReplyDeleteWhat a shock. The script called for the man to run out of a building fully clothed including shoes, while the woman runs out of the building barefoot and in her (well-matched) underwear. Just like what would happen in real life, right? Sigh.
ReplyDeleteAlyson H. -- At Slate, on a "morals and manners" discussion board, someone wrote that they knew their daughter was staying out of trouble because she always came home after school and the only place she ever went was to band camp. Of course, everyone started posting, "Once, at band camp, I ..." stories. So funny.
ReplyDeletepeople; i saw that whale picture somewhere else (bigger). can you see the woman in the black dress to the right? is she standing on a paddle board? my god, she's about 5 feet from the whale and it looks like she's "la-la-la lets take a photo". freaks me out!
ReplyDeleteYay Carebear! Good for you! Now you can swim free like the fishes! I almost said swim with the fishes, but remembered that means something bad.
ReplyDeleteNow you can learn how to scuba and seem them up close!
I went on a whale watching boat in Cabo, and a couple of the whales sounded 12-15 feet from us. I can't even imagine being that close. It's mind-blowing.
ReplyDeleteNot singling you out, Enty, because the majority of our culture thinks this way, but how absurd is it to say Alyson looks great because she's thin again, but then say Jennie is too thin? It's like the world decided that 8% body fat is the only acceptable weight, and once you hit 7% or 9%, you've gone too far in either direction.
I would think if Jason or Jennifer inhaled any smoke, it might affect their speaking voices? It'd cost the film a fortune if they had to take a day off for them to recover.
Heidi is 39. That's middle-aged. I'm 41. I'm middle-aged. We're both at half our lifespans. How is that an insult? I thought it was math.
ReplyDeleteI don't think they thought your were trying to insult Heidi. It's more like it's just unbelievable she is so stunning FOR her age. Maybe? :)
DeleteI hate myself for not going to Marine Biology school! I am blessed to live in the PNW and there is so much sea life everywhere.
ReplyDeleteDid domestic chicky start a forum page? I have a great photo of my brother feeding a seal!
The jobro photo caption cracked me up!
I wanted to catch up with you y'all but still have all today's articles to read.
Whales are awesome, Kristen, not so much.
ReplyDeleteHeidi's middle aged? In what world? She's only in her late 30's. Middle age, last I heard, was 50's.
ReplyDelete40 to 65 per science.
ReplyDeleteI think it's weird that Jennifer Aniston, who smokes cigs like a chimney, would have any issues with inhaling smoke. But who knows? And agreed how ridic fully clothed guy/girl in cute matching Cosabella set.
ReplyDeleteAlso agreed... where is the line with what is too thin? In it's own way drawing these distinctions makes the problem even worse. And while Jennie doesn't look awesome here, very stressful life events illicit different reactions. I'm a stress not eater, maybe she is too. If so Jennie, Ensure is the way to go, for real. Team Kelly!
crila, 'middle-aged' is not pejorative, it's math, half a life-span. I know many of you here are a couple years older than Heidi, but the term was important to my point especially because of her main profession. Plus, I started calling myself middle-aged at around 37...I honestly am not sensitive about it, nor is it remotely an insult in my world. I'm thinking about halfway into a life-span.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm not as sensitive to those terms because I date someone in his late 50's. Also because I feel like I SURVIVED my 20's and 30's; I don't miss them.
No insult was intended to anyone, even Heidi. Just math, I swear.
wait, wait, wait. There's not someone named Georg Festrunk? Oh. These kids today...
ReplyDeleteI'm 43 and I'm not middle-aged but then again, I'm planning to live to 100. *drinks another cocktail, eats another oreo* Hey, that's my delusion and I'm sticking to it!
Yeah, the generation that said "no one over 30 should be trusted" is going to try to stay young well into their 60s (see Madonna and Demi trying to look 20something in their mid- to late-50s now.) I thought Heidi was 40ish, which is middle age.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Agent for the definition. Glad I'm still middle aged. Whew! Afraid I slid out and down the other side. At 52, I'm not a bit insulted by the term though, unfortunately, past my mid-life.
ReplyDeleteOMG, the J Brothers are " just wild and crazy guys"! My favorite SNL skit of all time
I'm 43 and hate to admit it, but yep, I am middle-aged.
ReplyDeleteLibby, I know I have lurked so much more than I have posted and I hope this doesn't sound overly familiar, but in the months I have been coming here, you truly seem like such a sweetheart. You seem to have a very kind soul.
*finishing my third set of crunches after looking at Heidi's photo*. Just kidding - I haven't done those since the Presidential Fitness awards in 3rd grade. Anyone?
ReplyDeleteI think Jennie looks great. Is she taking heat because people think she lost about 15 pounds too quickly? She looks fit to me. Maybe I'm missing something, but when I broke up with my super fun boyfriend I replaced drinking Sierra Nevadas and eating Ben and Jerry's in bed for running after work. The math tells you you're going to lose weight :)
I don't consider 'middle aged' until 50. I'm positive that is because of my grandmother.
ReplyDeleteI'll be damned if she won't live to be 100. She's too mean to die.
I was just popping in to comment that Heidi's ribs are bigger than her boobs.
*wanders off looking for a cool whale*
If it makes anyone feel any better, there isn't a soul on the planet that is getting any younger. It happens.
ReplyDeleteI'm 39 and also consider myself, and if I'm not actually middle-aged, then I'm definitely staring straight down the barrel *at* middle-aged.
ReplyDeleteI also look awesome, but that's beside the point. *grin*
That picture of gratuitously underclothed running girl doesn't even look like Jennifer Aniston at all. Are you sure that's her? I don't think Jen would be caught dead in bangs like that.
I was in Avila Beach on friday when the picture of the whale was taken. The whales were incredible. There were also huge amounts of birds, dolphins, seals and probably sharks. This whale show has been going on for 2 weeks now. I guess when the huge schools of anchovie move on so will the whales. But it's been amazing to watch!
ReplyDeleteI love that area! We used to go stay in Cambria every year and I've spent time in Pismo as well. I'm in the PNW now as well (Kitsap Co.,WA) and love love love it here. Did a cruise to Alaska a couple of years ago through the San Juans and it was magic...whales everywhere. I'll never leave this area. I'm fortunate to live right near the water. But the Central Coast is awesome.
DeleteJennie was actually at a soccer meeting for parents that help coach the soccer league all three of her girls belong to. She looks great. After years of not working out much because she was married with a family and that was her focus, she's getting divorced and cleaned up her diet and started working out. She's healthy. Stop f-ing knocking her for it.
ReplyDeletethat aint jennifer anistan!
ReplyDelete@mc93434 - Thanks for sharing. It sounds amazing. Puts things in perspective I think. A little miracle for everyone to see!!!
ReplyDeleteThat didn't look like jennifer aniston....
ReplyDeleteThe whale is in Avila- near San Luis Obispo in Central Coast/California. this is where a lady was a victim of a great white shark attack while swimming with seals.
ReplyDeleteThere were large bait balls of fish they were going for- there are also alot of very large seals that live on the Port San Luis pier- very nice area to spend the afternoon....
Petes Pierside is the best restaurant on the PSL pier FYI!
As soon as I saw this post I thought how happy so many of these pictures made me- beautiful Heidi, preggy Drew, colin farrell, jonas bros jokes, anything Allison, we all love jenny garth, whales! carebear swims! and a lot of us are the same (middle) age. then I read your post Dia! Your "happy" is exactly what i was thinking, and that has happened so many times here recently with so many of you guys..
ReplyDeleteThanks for giving me something to look forward to reading every night!
Aw e gee be! That's the beauty of this site..its a place where we all can hang out and share stories even if we don't live in the same state, coast or even country! See you all tomorrow :)
DeleteThanks E Gee Bee! Happy days (and nights) are here again! LaLa la la!
ReplyDeleteSuddenly several people are commenting that "That doesn't look like Jen Aniston!" Um, it's a stunt double. So is "Jason Sudeikis" in the photo. That is what Enty meant by (emphasis mine) "Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis HAD STAND INS RUN from the smoke in their new movie." I am a little surprised at how unlike them the stand-ins look, but not everyone has a "twin" out there.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I was first referred to as middle aged last year when I was 41 and it shocked me (A telemarketer/consumer researcher said she was looking for the opinions of "middle aged women in [my] community" and I thought, Why are you calling ME?). When I complained about it to my dad, he acknowledged that it was logical, after all. 82 years old is a good lifetime (although I'm personally shooting for 87 or more), so 41 is about middle aged.
ReplyDeleteIt also reminds me of an SNL Weekend Update in which Tina said a certain ailment (no recollection what) was increasing dramatically in middle aged women. Tina said, "You know what else is increasing dramatically? 65 year old women still calling themselves MIDDLE-AGED!" It's true: when my grandparents were in their 60s they seemed MUCH older and more frail than my parents in their 70s seem. And I remember an episode of All in the Family when Edith goes to her 20th or 25th high school reunion. That makes her character on the show MY AGE NOW. It doesn't seem like it. She seemed positively middle-aged. Oops, so am I. I forgot.
@TV Junkie - I thought the same thing. WTH is with that butterfly shirt?! It's beyond awful.
ReplyDeleteI'm calling a girl for Drew Barrymore...
Ok guys, I don't know what photos you all are talking about. All I see is Colin Farrell showing some serious tonage! :-)
ReplyDeleteHow in the world does Heidi have a tummy that looks *perfect* after having four kids! I think I look pretty darn good after having five, but jeez...
ReplyDeleteDid anyone catch Married to Jonas? What dreck. Those poor brothers are so desperate for any scrap of attention it's pretty pathetic.
ReplyDeleteWhales > Kristen Stewart.
ReplyDeleteI'm only going to say this once: Joe Jonas looks like the guy who played Uncle Eddie on Grounded For Life.
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