Christina Aguilera must love these photoshopped Voice promo photos.
Chris Hemsworth in London checking on his brother and the status of Miley Cyrus' hair.
Eva Longoria and the world's tallest heels.
Anne Hathaway's ex has a new girlfriend and
she seems to really like him a lot. Or she loves ear wax.
Jennie Garth and her skinny self with her new boyfriend.
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfledt land in LA.
Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue.
I love JL's eyes. That's all I have to say because I have to go into a meeting. Hope everyone is having a good day!
ReplyDeleteEva looks like she's walking on fancy stilts
ReplyDeleteJennifer Lawrence has a "real" body...just great.
ReplyDeleteJennie Garth doesn't even look like herself anymore...
John Slattery on AD?? Holy fuckballs YESSSS
ReplyDeleteEva showing Tom Cruise the most subtle way for really short people to appear taller.
ReplyDeleteJLaw looks gorgeous and I don't recognize Thor without his baby. Oh those shoes look two sizes too big for Eva!
ReplyDeleteJohn Slattery is the hotness
ReplyDeleteGorgeous JLaw!
ReplyDeleteHow can Eva WALK in those things?
Where's EmEyeKay? She should be swooning over Thor!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping that 30 Rock would bring back Slattery's nutty Tea Party character one last time this fall.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Lawrence looks HOTTTT! Her face is gorgeous...goes great with that beautiful bod. Still can not believe Kristen Stewart beat her out for a movie role.
ReplyDeleteThat's the worst photo of Eva Longoria I've ever seen.
HELLZ YES John Slattery!! I can't wait!
Yay, John Slattery and Arrested Decelopment!!
ReplyDeleteSlattery mmmmmm. I love white haired men. At 30 the bf is mostly grey already.
ReplyDeleteEva is beyond ridiculous!
Geez, I love Slattery, aka The Silver Fox. I've loved him since he was on the 90's show "Homefront," which ABC cancelled after one season and which I'm still pissed at them about.
ReplyDeleteEva L is such a bitch. I hope she falls off of those ridic shoes.
That ear-tonguing photo gives me the heebie-jeebies. Yuck.
So, off topic. I have a question for people. This past weekend was my 25th high school reunion. Fortunately, I didn't pass out and wake up back in 1987 with a chance to right all of the wrongs of my life. Anyway, when I was in high school there was this girl, we'll call her K, whom I did not like at all. She also did not like me. But we ran in the same crowd of kids and had a lot of mutual friends, so we tolerated each other. She was very much a mean girl to people below her on the social ladder (luckily, this did not include me). She loved to play the passive-aggressive game, had a great BF she treated like crap, and really thought her shit didn't stink. At the same time, she made a big deal about being in the Fellowship of Christian Athletes (I don't know why, I was in it, too, along with about 150 other people) and always acted like Ms. Perfect around adults, so they all loved her.
Anyway, guess who shows up at the reunion, still sporting the same attitude at the age of 43? You guessed it. But here's the deal -- since high school, K's gotten fat. Really, really fat. Over 300 pounds, easily. And she flounced around the reunion events like she still weighed 100 pounds and was captain of the drill team, while wearing ill-advised dresses. She looked ridiculous. And she doesn't have kids, so she doesn't have that excuse for the weight gain.
So, how much of a bitch am I that it makes me positively gleeful that K got so enormous? Don't get me wrong, I'm fat now, too. But she could crush me. She has wrinkles and bad hair, too. Obviously I can't discuss this on FB, because half of my friends on there know K and would know exactly who I was talking about. Thoughts, anyone?
Isn't that the reason for reunions? Karma in action.
DeleteI'm feeling happy for you! I think we all knew one or two girls like that in HS that made others miserable so don't feel bad about it.
DeleteThose shoes! My toes scream for mercy just looking at them.
ReplyDeleteAll I got to say is.. Jennie Garth, YOU GO GIRL!!!!
ReplyDeleteSince EmEyeKay is hanging out at Sauvie Island today...
ReplyDeleteTHOR. THOR. THOR. THOR. THOR. THOR. THOR. THOR.
Hey girl I hope you're not melting in this freakishly hot weather today. It never gets this hot here. And almost no one has AC. Come have drinks with us Friday night! CDaN PDX Unite!
@Texshan
ReplyDeleteCompletely normal, and I felt the same way when I saw pics of my 20 yr reunion where the cheerleaders had gotten all blowed out and fat and all.
Tex, i too loved homefront and am pissed about cancel too!!! It had a young totally hot kyle chandler in it- mmmmm!! Anyhoo, re your reunion story- that fresh girl is completely not self aware, or she wldnt be flouncing around like she still 100lbs. What must hv happened to her hat she gained 200 lbs?? Some trauma? Anyway, you are entitled to your feelings of "haha". She wasnt nice and now she gets it back. There prob some peeps from HS i wish wld look crappy, believe me. Actually, some if them di! Lol
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ReplyDeleteJohn Slattery can have the spot on top of me any time he'd like.
ReplyDelete@smashbash,
ReplyDeleteMy hubby went prematurely gray and has the full Slattery white hair look now. Definitely adore it. It's super hot.
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ReplyDelete@Texshan -- I loved going to my HS reunion as well, and seeing that some people who thought they were the shiz turned out to be total losers. So I can understand your glee. :-)
ReplyDeleteHowever, anyone who has gained that much weight probably has some sort of emotional issue that they need to deal with and are feeding/stifling the emotions with food (this comes from an emotional eater). It could be food addiction, abuse as a child, etc. It's kind of sad, really.
BTW, I just got on the Mad Men train and started watching episodes on Netflix. I'm in the second season and totally obsessed. John Slattery is smoking hot!!
@Tex - I thought that's what reunions (and fb) were for.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I totally understand the urge to discuss. Everyone and their dog's on fb, so it's impossible to gripe over there without being found out.
I don't usually go for older men, but John Slattery does it for me and has for a long time.
ReplyDeleteTex, I'd be doing the happy dance too especially if she's still acting like the P.A. campus queen.
ReplyDeleteOh and those shoes look stupid on Eva Longoria. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful picture, JL! Don't let the horndog douchetards get you down, girl! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sick and tired of celebrities being so made up and photoshopped that I can't even recognize them. I'm looking at you, Jennifer Lawrence.
ReplyDeleteJohn Slattery and Jon Hamm in the same post? Mad Men yum! (even IF JH once again is walking ahead of his GF).
@Tex - wear your gleefulness with pride on here! I don't care how many years or what hard living has happened....when you see someone you hated in high school, and realize that she is no longer ALL THAT, you deserve to gloat. You can always count on your CDAN buddies to gloat along with you :)
Thank you, Seachica. I straight up thought photoshopalooza when I looked at that pic of jL.
ReplyDeleteThor, I just want to hug you.
ReplyDeleteJennifer L. is a lovely girl, hope she stays that way.
Tex, I concur with all the others. Get your GLOAT on! Karma is a dish best served while laughing at the ones who wronged you.
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Eva Longoria what's the point of walking in so called sexy high heels but wearing an ill fitting dress?? Guys notice THE DRESS before those awful heels.. (but since those heels are so bad they notice them first but not in a good way)..IJS
ReplyDeleteJennie Garth your man is setting my gaydar off, you might wanna take notice of that..IJS
Jennifer Lawrence looks GREAT in this picture(Icon status). She is putting actresses her age to shame, in acting, looks and personality:-)
ReplyDeleteTex, enjoy it guilt free, besides she's still oblivious!
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ReplyDeletePerfectly normal. My class didn't have a reunion this year for our 5 year. But, I can tell you that I am absolutely shocked at the way some of those 'perfect' girls ended up. 3 kids, VERY overweight, still going out at night hanging out with high schoolers...etc.
I loved Homefront, too!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for it to come out on DVR. If if ever comes out on DVD.
Loved the hairstyles and the clothes! At the time, I loved Jeff & Ginger the best, but I also liked Judy, and I liked Caroline.
I bet now, after almost 20 years (really?) John Slattery and the Mom would be my favorites....
Wow, how much time did Anne Hathaway's ex spend in jail? I thought he embezzled all kinds of money.
ReplyDeleteIf Thor & JLaw were in a movie together, I would watch it Every Day!
ReplyDelete@texahan, you can always share here & count on us to enjoy it. That's the thing about looks & personality, eventually the outside will reflect the "inside"
I always wondered why Eva didn't invite John to her wedding? I felt sorry for him when he was asked about her wedding during an interview and he had to admit he wasn't invited. At the time he was her love interest on DH and it wasn't as if Eva and Tony had a limit on the number of dinners they could afford.
ReplyDeleteAwww, I didnt know that! Well he is invited to a private party in my room!
DeleteI had a dirty dream about Don Draper last night. This pic got me all hot and bothered.
ReplyDeleteAnother John Slattery/Homefront/Mad Men/Arrested Development fan. Interesting that he's married to George Clooney's ex-wife, Talia Balsam. (She lucked out twice--I'll have what she's having!)
ReplyDeleteJennifer Lawrence just has such a classic look and presence - would have been a movie star in any age.
ReplyDeleteEva's shoes are too funny! Tex - you enjoy!!
ReplyDeleteI PANICKED for a second when I opened today's CDAN page. Yesterday's top spot was a sad RIP, and today I saw John Slattery on top and I was in shock and could only think NOOOOOOOO! Then I calmed down enough to read what it said, and I'm much happier now. No RIP. I wonder if he will be a swarmy lawyer or an uncle or a love interest or WHAT on Arrested Development. I can't wait.
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ReplyDeleteHurray for Small Boobs!
I'm having my Stars - They're Just Like Us moment
I know you guys have already said it, but Jennifer Lawrence looks magnificent. I'm especially enthralled by her makeup, and wil be Single White Femaling this look tomorrow
Slattery is forever burned in my memory as "senator pee-pee".....LOL
ReplyDeleteI went to the store today to get some bottled water, but they were all out. I heard something about a shortage of plastic. Now I know what happened! Jennifer Westfeldt took it all. But I'm still thirsty.
ReplyDeleteJen Lawerence looks pretty here- normal healthy body size. Christina + photoshop=wow! Eva's shoes are simply NOT the business.
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone. I was really questioning how awful I was. Frankly, I know I should be the bigger person (heh), but K was SUCH a pain in the ass in school I have to think karma finally caught up with her. And she ate it.
ReplyDeleteRedHeadMed, I appreciate your reply, but I honestly don't think K is using food to cope with some kind of trauma. Remember, she's 43. Metabolism basically goes AWOL at our age. Besides, I saw photos of her at different ages (because OF COURSE she brought a scrapbook, The Life of K) and the weight just seems to have gradually gone up over the years.
Of course, I could be totally wrong and her husband beats her and that's why she's eating everything in sight. In that case, it would be official -- I am a bad, bad person. But I honestly don't think that's what's going on.
Tex, I think it is natural to have those feelings, especially about someone who is/was a jerk, and one of the best things about this community is that you can be your honest self here, unlike, say fb. Snark away!
ReplyDeleteTexshan.. If you wanna talk about being bitchy and mean spirited, I've got you beat..,.I'm already wishing this fate on some of my daughters' school mates. ;)
ReplyDeleteI think it's easy for weight gain to slowly creep up on you, it's not such a big deal 10lbs a year but over time it accumulates and it's not as easy or fun to lose those unwanted pounds as it is to gain them.
ReplyDeleteIf this person has been a major pain to those close to her I would imagine after a while that would manifest itself, ugly on the inside becomes ugly on the outside.
Wow Jennifer Lawrence's boobs are amazing!
ReplyDeleteIf anybody is still on this thread who's interested, they're fixin to do a piece on Narcanon on 30 Rock/NBC.
ReplyDeleteOoh, looks like it's going to be about the Narcanon deaths here in Oklahoma. I hope whatever county the case is in will be competent in prosecuting the deaths.
ReplyDeleteFrufra watching should be coming on now. Where's Shelly?
ReplyDeleteVillage Voice info on Narcanon
ReplyDeletehttp://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2012/08/scientology_bob_lobsinger.php
Oh, Agent, I don't have a good feeling about the state of Oklahoma's competency in perusing this. I hope I'm wrong, but, oy vey, the State Medical Examiner's office has been embroiled in scandal for years. And that remote county just can't have top-notch people.
ReplyDeleteI have seen recent articles in The Oklahoman (the paper of record for most of the state) regarding investigations of these deaths, but not sure if there have been any indictments at all. I'm off to investigate. I hold out hope for the Oklahoma Bureau of Investigation.
Good grief. Pursuing, not perusing.
ReplyDeleteTexshan, I skipped my 20th HS reunion last week because *I* felt fat. But I was a nice girl in HS, not a Mean Girl, so I'm sure people probably would have wanted to see me, 50 pounds later and all. Oh well. There's always 2017. ;-)
ReplyDelete"I was hoping that 30 Rock would bring back Slattery's nutty Tea Party character one last time this fall."
Sweet Baby Jesus, I completely forgot that that was him. YES! Bring him back! But Slattery on AD makes me infinitely happy anyway. Although I ALSO keep remembering him as SATC's golden shower king. "Mad Men" is helping to put him back in a sexy light for me, even if Roger IS an overgrown rich-frat-boy douche 95% of the time. Still cute.
"Another John Slattery/Homefront/Mad Men/Arrested Development fan. Interesting that he's married to George Clooney's ex-wife, Talia Balsam. (She lucked out twice--I'll have what she's having!)"
I said the same thing the other day! How does one chick get to be so lucky?! Day-yum.
Jon. Hamm. Sah-WOON.
Many people refer to the Alcoholics Anonymous counterpart Narcotics Anonymous as NarcAnon. The COS group Narconon (different spelling) is a drug treatment program COMPLETELY UNRELATED.
ReplyDeleteJust clarifying.
Yes, Correct, I'm typing in the dark.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Narconon
Looks like OSBI (OK State Bureau of Investigation ) turned the investigation over to Pittsburg County authorities in July. Scientology was smart to put this joint in this location - extremely rural and sparsely populated (1300 square miles, 45,000 people). And in Oklahoma, in most rural areas, the law doesn't interfere in folks' business.
ReplyDeleteProtest at Narconon Arrowhead - August 25, 2012 - 1 pm to 6 pm
ReplyDeleteYes, sorry. I was misspelling and just realized it. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes, Agent, you're good. Where did you see that? The protest I mean. And sponsored by whom?
ReplyDeleteWoo woo, Kelly Taylor is back!!
ReplyDeleteHi Frufra the link you wanted:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.forum.exscn.net/showthread.php?28029-Protest-at-Narconon-Arrowhead-August-25-2012-1-pm-to-6-pm
The Inspector General’s Office of the Department of Mental Health (Oklahoma) wants to hear from victims of Narconon Arrowhead.
They want firsthand accounts, in fact they need them. They will investigate any concerns you have and want to talk to you ASAP!
Local (405) 522-4058. Toll Free Number (877) 426-4058.
Send all your good vibes out to the Inspectors at the Department of Mental health. Maybe they can crack this shit wide open. At least get the facility shut down.
ReplyDeleteI'll be checking out the link. Thanks, Agent. Hope they protest at the State Capitol, too. That always gets noticed here.
I got home too late! Was this on TV tonight? Or will in the future? Just a rally tonight?
ReplyDeleteWish we could protest with you Frufra! Sending DMH some good mojo!
Thanks Agent for never letting this go. Love how you get to egg on himmmm and he takes it! Your mind is a treasure trove.
They photoshopped Christina so much that she looks like Kate Upton, now the photoshop artists are all on workers' comp from their RSI and eye strain injuries, poor things!
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ReplyDeletejeje karma's a bitch!!
thanks for sharing, I love the cool-mean girls turned looser stories :D
Shoes like the ones Eva's wearing are going to be THE big cringe fashion faux pas 10 years from now. Like the way we see those polyester blouses with cityscapes printed on them from the 1970s. (Yes, I had one)
ReplyDeleteI know I am late to the thread but just read that story in VV about Narconon...Whos is all I can say.
ReplyDeleteAnd Texshan..not only do I give you my blessing to be pleased but I would have encourged you to really fuck with her head. Seeing that would make me laugh and laugh and laugh... Sorry mean girls are only asking for it.