Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher head back from Bali. Ashton wants to hurry. he has a date.
The woman on the left is Michael Phelps' girlfriend, Megan Rossee. She is a cocktail waitress/model.
They made their first public appearance together yesterday after dating six months.
Ryan Lochte shows you what you get when you don't have 20+ medals. Another one night stand.
Meryl Streep at the premiere of Hope Springs. Odds of me seeing this movie? Depends if it is airing on Mother's Day or my mom's birthday.
Also there was the first wife of Tom Cruise, Mimi Rogers.
Steve Carell and his wife Nancy were also there
Tommy Lee Jones brought along his third wife.
The Zooey shows off her new boyfriend who seems to be a fan of public drinking.
Zooey looks like Zooey again. Yay. Puffy face didn't suit her.
ReplyDeleteMila, I am so disappointed in you.
ReplyDeleteMore like LOLchte!
ReplyDeleteHappy for Michael Phelps. Hope it's a healthy relationship. I'm worried about that boy and his post-swimming happiness.
ReplyDeletemichael phelps is going to be a funny looking old man.
ReplyDeleteryan lochte... pretty much everything you do is repulsive.
i love steve carell. what an amazing guy.
Seriously. Thank goodness fillers go away. AND! She's not wearing tights!!
ReplyDeleteIs TLJ's wife a body builder?
Steve Carrell is so adorable.
And Damn it. Ashton looks pretty cute, too.
LOVE the photo of Ryan Lochte, LOlchte indeed!!
ReplyDeleteThat girl with Phelps is really gorgeous, I hope she treats him well.
That's Ryan's sister in his lap.
ReplyDeleteMimi Rogers looks like Katie + 20 years. Only better dressed.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate but I kinda like Ashton and Mila together.
ReplyDeleteI normally can't stand Steve Carrell but he looks really good here...I swear whenever a guy wears a suit his fuckability increases by 60%. All guys should just walk around in a sharp suit.
ReplyDeleteI volunteer $10 to encourage @FSP to create a freaky boozin' Lochte avatar.
ReplyDeleteMimi looks like a memaw.
ReplyDelete^Agree with the suit comment.
ReplyDeleteDiscoflux-I never got Steve Carrell's sex appeal until Crazy Stupid Love. Now I get it, but I'd still rather get Gosling. Lol.
ReplyDeleteJoElle- I know Adhton is basically a dick, but I can't help but like him with Mila. I mean, who thought it was gonna last with Demi? They had their time and it ended about how I expected. He could be a different guy for the right girl. Maybe. Or they could just have really sexy sex.
Mimi needs a better colorist, however. Women her age - and I'm not so far from her age myself - shouldn't have such a harsh haircolor so close to the face. Something softer would flatter her.
ReplyDeleteOne look at that chick ryan is with, and I 'm thinking," blood test!"
ReplyDeleteIs that...a mini-baby bump on Mila?
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing. Have we seen any other shots of her tummy lately?
DeleteDemi would probably lose her mind!
DeleteThat's not a woman, that's a man baby!
ReplyDeleteThat guy with Zooey looks familiar....
ReplyDelete@Brenda L - yes, he does. Looks a lot like her ex-husband.
DeleteI like the print of Steve Carrells wife's dress...it's very vibrant!
ReplyDeleteWas confused for a sec until I realized it was not the Colin Firth Hope Springs film from '03... which was so-so, but at least had Mr F in it. I suppose Meryl will make up for anything that's bad about it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the design for that campaign--can we stop with the horizontal split screen thing, please? It's so unoriginal.
Glad I'm not the only one who finds Ryan Lochte utterly repulsive. He lost me with the grill, and it was just downhill from there.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was a mini bump on Mila Kunis too!!!!
ReplyDeleteMimi's crooked smile always gets me. And I just love Steve Carell. Hope he and his wife are together forever cuz he seems like such a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteYes, again. Jeah!
ReplyDeletehttp://jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag
Woah! Ryan Lochte is looking 50 shades of toe up there!! Bahaha!!
ReplyDeleteZooey lost me at the giant heart bag.
ReplyDeleteI know its wrong of me to think this way but, Phelps needs to find someone that does not look like she will leave him bankrupt. Maybe a nice soccer player? But no...he chose the waitress. no offense to waitresses.
ReplyDeleteyeah, that's apparently lochte's sister. saw that on another site. but i'm hoping there was a girl that just LOOKED like her and this is someone else. seems a bit cozy for brother/sister.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that is her purse, she appears to have a yellow Prada purse behind the heart shape box (solid Nirvana reference)!
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's a gift for a party in the park?
I want to see Hope Springs and that makes me feel old..
ReplyDeleteTommy Lee Jones' wife looks like a fresh faced Linda Perry.
ReplyDeleteSteve Carrell and wife make a cute couple.
When my pants sag as low as Mila's it makes me crazy. And her hand looks so incredibly tiny holding Ashton's.
Sorry, but when I look at Phelps and his girlfriend....well he might as well be paying for it. At the end of the day, if that's what he values in a relationship (shallowness), then I won't feel bad when she cheats, uses his money, and takes off once the money is gone.
ReplyDeleteHope the zooey's new boytoy likes showtunes...
ReplyDeleteThat's Ryan Lochte's sister on his lap. They had to squeeze into the backseat of a car so they piled up. I get the feeling she was made to babysit him to avoid more embarrassment. It seems his tweets are now also being read through (by the sis/bro/agent?) before they get sent out. Haha, man-child isn't allowed to do anything for himself anymore.
ReplyDeleteFrom time to time Mila sports the tiny bump. I think girlfriend actually eats, nothing more.
ReplyDeleteGood point. Plus she had gained weight for that last movie so maybe this is the tail end of the weight loss.
DeleteHahaha I love it, "Lolchte".
ReplyDeleteI have such a crush on Tommy Lee Jones even though he's old enough to be my grandpa. I bet he was really something when he was in his 20's.
I've seen Meryl performing all of her Meryl antics in the commercial for Love Springs and I'm just so... tired of her schtick. I'm still really pissed off at her for Mamma Mia.
ReplyDeleteok, I LIKE michael Phelps. No, I would not walk up to him randomly at a resaraunt and drool... but, after "knowing" him, seeing his interviews his training, his skill, his body... uh... he's a reaaaaalllly nice man.. he was raised right, has manners, smokes good bud, has passion.... he's totally a catch and believe it or not, there are kind and pretty women...maybe just maybe he found one.... I hope so. He's totally crushable.
ReplyDeleteDid Zooey recently have a boob job? Or is she just dressing like it?
ReplyDeleteBefore the Olympics started I was totally over Michael Phelps and was glad to have a new person in Lochte to talk about. Very quickly during these Olympics I've become grossed out by Lochte. From the grill to the interview of him in his house with all those shoes and the ones that say his name on the bottom so when he walks through water you can see his name on the pavement. He is so gross. Looking at the pics of Phelps and Lochte back to back prove how classy Phelps has been and how trashy lochte has been.
ReplyDeletethat really doesn't look like Zooey ... her face, hair and clothes are really different.
ReplyDeleteI hope Phelps found a nice girl but when you hear cocktail waitress/ model it makes you wonder if she's in it to advance her "modeling career". And did anybody see her with mama Phelps during his events? I don't remember seeing her with his family and that would be strange if you have been dating the guy for six months, maybe family doesn't approve?
ReplyDeleteI think I can actually see the STDs growing on Mila. She is going to get what she deserves fooling around with Rashton.
ReplyDeleteJeah! I loved the 10 reasons Lolchte is the sexiest douchebag... He's one that as long as he kept his mouth shut I would bang... Well, only if his mouth was open and full of....nevermind :)
ReplyDelete@Amy in MI
ReplyDeleteI have been waiting all day for someone to say that! He is such a tool - his clothes, his grill, his words. EVERYTHING! But that glisteny body right out of the pool reminds me of all the surfers and water polo dudes I have dated throughout my idiotic youth. So ashamed
Phelps picked a gold digger!
ReplyDeleteLostathome - you must find yourself a copy of The Eyes of Laura Mars with TLJ and Faye Dunaway, he was so gorgeous when he was young.
ReplyDelete@lostathome: he looked more or less like Ian Somerhalder but with dark eyes. There's a picture here(scroll down): http://s1.zetaboards.com/anthroscape/topic/1139956/1/
ReplyDeletere: Ryan Lochte
ReplyDeleteHe told the press, when asked, that she is his sister....not a date.