Random Photos Part One
Three parts today.
Robert Pattinson shortly after arrive in New York and
the next morning after every female teenager found out where he was staying.
Mila Kunis in Baywatch. She was actually in it twice. One time she played someone who was blind.
Speaking of old shots, how about Halle Berry back in 1986 competing in Miss World, sponsored by Top Shop.
Russell Simmons and his girlfriend of the week. Interesting outfit choice for her.
Robbie Williams shows off his body. No one ever Tweets a photo of themselves 200 pounds overweight and out of shape.
Selena Gomez does some shopping, but she isn't happy.
Sofia Vergara shows off her ring which is about half the size of the one Jennifer Aniston supposedly has.
Taylor Armstrong looks away from the book for a second to try to remember how the words go together to make sentences.
the next morning after every female teenager found out where he was staying.
Mila Kunis in Baywatch. She was actually in it twice. One time she played someone who was blind.
Speaking of old shots, how about Halle Berry back in 1986 competing in Miss World, sponsored by Top Shop.
Russell Simmons and his girlfriend of the week. Interesting outfit choice for her.
Robbie Williams shows off his body. No one ever Tweets a photo of themselves 200 pounds overweight and out of shape.
Selena Gomez does some shopping, but she isn't happy.
Sofia Vergara shows off her ring which is about half the size of the one Jennifer Aniston supposedly has.
Taylor Armstrong looks away from the book for a second to try to remember how the words go together to make sentences.
Rob's facial hair grows insanely fast, huh??
ReplyDeleteThere's something creepy about Robbie Williams.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason in that first picture R.Pattinson reminds me of Kevin James.
ReplyDeleteMila Kunis was also in one of those awful early 90's Hulk Hogan movies that I'm too lazy to imdb at the moment.
goheels83, face merkins. Available at all corner New York convenience stores. Next to the soon-to-be-illegal energy pills!
ReplyDeleteLOL superstar. Also near all the bath salts!
ReplyDeleterussell's gf's looks like a bobblehead. and i can see your undies.
ReplyDeletewtf taylor. if you stay in the sun too long all your plastic parts will melt. go find a job and pay off your debts or spend time with your daughter.
RPatt is growing on me, but I can't get behind the backward hat. -___- did you have to ruin the post with Taylor's I can look sexy while I pretend to read ad lounge by the pool instead of working picture? Where is her glass of wine, did I miss something?
ReplyDelete"Sofia Vergara shows off her ring which is about half the size of the one Jennifer Aniston supposedly has."
ReplyDeleteYou told us earlier that Jen bought herself an 8 carat ring.Can't keep up with your own spin?
Ron looks as if he's channelling his inner Wolverine.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I get the feeling the Pattinson probably regrets doing the Twilight series. He genuinely seems like a private person and does not seem to like being a move star. Granted his bankroll wouldn't be the same (nor I do feel too bad for him bc of it), but he probably could've still had a Joseph Fiennes O Jonathan Rhys Meyers-esque career without the franchise.
ReplyDelete* Or not, O
ReplyDeleteOk...I am not the only one who noticed he grew like a beard overnight..Thank you!
ReplyDelete@faye - I think Russell's gf looks like a marionette. Very weird pic. And yes, bobble headed for sure.
ReplyDeleteOh...Robbie Williams has t-rex arms...
ReplyDeleteI thought Rob P. was so very handsome as Cedric Diggory...and then Twilight and KS ruined him. Now that he's single again I do believe ol' boy has regained his mojo.
ReplyDeleteLook Russell Simmons' Bobblehead girl of the week, Rachel already did the whole wearing a teddy as a dress thing on "Friends". It was sort of kind of funny them, its just tragic now.
ReplyDeleteThe man is filthy rich, the least he can do is buy them a nice dress after he sleeps with them!
Rob P will survive bc he is talented. I watched the Daily Show with him and had no idea how really shy he is. Poor guy. I truly felt bad for him. Maybe that's why the "relationship" lasted so long. It kept them both safe from the outside world.
ReplyDeleteYeah he was kinda a mess on the Daily Show (Jon was awesome, as always) and I DEFINITELY got the sense he was quite uncomfortable with all the attention.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Robbie Williams join the Jersey Shore? I must have missed a season.
ReplyDeleteIt's strange to see Halle's old nose and breasts...
ReplyDeleteHalle Berry looks like Barbie.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, did Halle get store-bought boobies? I didn't realize that (seriously, no snark). As a 1980's veteran myself, I can attest to the fact that those leotards did not flatter one's bustline. The tight one-piece configuration is very squishy.
ReplyDeleteSo many blatantly fake boobs in that post.
ReplyDeleteFrufra, Halle has had her boobs and nose done.
Robbie looks like he's one shot away from 'roid rage.
Love the pix of the Grieving Grifter.
ReplyDeleteRussell Simmons' new girlfriend looks like Rachel Weiss. That is a really awkward pose for two people who are dating.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Armstrong's chest is the strangest thing I have ever seen. It looks like a plastic chest piece in a Halloween costume.
@Beth - I think I need to assume they're all fake, then be pleasantly surprised to find out otherwise!
ReplyDeleteLooking at Russell's gf all I can thing is " bobblty bobblty bop "
ReplyDeleteOmg y'all Taylor Armstrong reads! Seriously this shot reminds me of that one time snooki posed with a book..
Taylor Armstrong is as fresh as newly fallen snow.
ReplyDeleteAs ethereal as an angel.
As real and precious as a newly minted coin...
Naw, what I actually meant to say was
she looks like the human version of blackened chicken with a soul to match and her pose is making me want to find Michael J. Fox and Doc and find a way back to the days before reality tv let loose creatures like this into our midst. oy
Jasmine, you are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWell hello Robbie Williams!
ReplyDeleteThats a nice old school pic of Halle! Robert P prob should of chosen a different field if he is that shy! Im sure the money helps!
ReplyDeleteAnyone's who's watched Halle's sex scene in Monster's Ball would know that her tits are real. Nose job, yes.
ReplyDeleteanyone else skeeved out by the way Taylor's skin folds at the waist? Just not natural. Like a lizard or sumthin'. Dude, get outta the sun already or just stop with the plastic surgery. It's just icky.
ReplyDelete@Frufra-yes! A marionette! Gross, those clavicles jutting out kill me!
ReplyDeleteCute top Selena. I'm in desperate need of some new clothes, having clothes envy today. I think I even admitted liking a Goop ensemble! ;)
The R. Patt pic reminds me of Matt Dillon.
ReplyDeleteObviously Enty doesn't know anything about Rob because the picture with him in the white shirt is from Yesterday morning and the one where he is shaved with the hoodie and cap is from that night AFTER he shaved!!
ReplyDeleteRussell Simmons has to hold up his date because she's too weak to stand or dress herself. Get this woman a milkshake STAT.
ReplyDeleteAndrew- I thought the exact same thing...
I love Robbie Williams, but I still agree with you MBk...he got crazy eyes, it's kind of undeniable - he's a bit touched and can come off a little terrified and desperate at times. But the crazy's made him a pop legend, he's got more interesting songs and daring videos than someone of his mass-popularity level is normally able to manage. Still, find him uncomfortable to watch, sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWhen Taylor lays on her side her uphill boobie does scary things. And she has those big bolt ons and you can see all the bones in her chest. Grosso
ReplyDeleteHalle does have implants. Go back and look at the promo shots for the movie Boomerang, she is small chested.
ReplyDeleteHere are pics including surgery scar
ReplyDeletehttp://famousplastic.com/2012/05/08/halle-berry-and-the-recipe-for-great-boobs/
I've been out of town for a couple weeks and can't begin to chime in on all I've missed...but jasmine, you are hysterical, and if we ever share cocktail recipes on another thread, I have got a great one!
ReplyDeleteI'm getting more of a "Lars and the Real Girl" feel from Russell's ladyfriend . . .
ReplyDeleteFirst glance I thought Robbie was Ronnie from Geordie Shore :L
ReplyDelete@Suzanne, yes! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteSorry Robbie, I can't even see your steroid-generated muscles because I'm too distracted by your dumbass sheep tattoos.
Oh, and I'm so sad to be losing respect for Sofia Vergara. I thought she was cool (and hot, girl crush) but this tool she's engaged to....just so very sad.
ReplyDeleteMila looks adorbs. Who could have guessed she'd grow up and date a tool like Ashton Kutcher?
ReplyDeleteSalma Hayek is another actress who always gets attention for her boobs without mention that she used to be small-busted. just sayin.
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