Prince Harry Gets Naked
Prince Harry has always been willing to party and have fun, but even he usually draws the line at getting naked in front of a room full of people in Vegas who have cell phone cameras. It is a good thing his grandmother doesn't know about the internet or his photos showing up on it would probably spell disaster for him. As it is, she will probably never know. Who is going to tell her? Do you really think she goes online and surfs the net? Is she just a Queen and a smartphone? Is she hanging around in the garden taking photos for her Instagram followers and doing FaceTime with her friends?
The photos were taken of Harry while he was playing a game of strip pool. Better than strip poker because everyone is standing rather than sitting around a table. Apparently he and the woman he is with were not very good players or just wanted to get naked faster to move on to the best part of the evening, the unveiling of the royal wand. I also see a new addition to the Las Vegas ad campaign that reminds people to not take photos and post them of what happens in Vegas. I also wonder how long it will take the naked woman to sell her story and say she will only appear in Playboy if they keep it classy.
Enty, classic: "The unveiling of the royal wand"
ReplyDeleteWhat a delicious young ginger fellow!
ReplyDeleteGood god, I'm gettin the vapors!
I am going to try very hard to be an adult and not offer any royal wand polishing. Harry is too cute.
ReplyDeleteWow, attractive, wealthy 20-year-olds getting nekkid in Vegas. Clutch my pearls!
ReplyDeleteLucky girl. I'd love to play Wingardium Suckhimoffia with his royal wand.
Oh, you can bet Buckingham Palace will hear of it. But seriously, it's no big deal. I honestly thought he'd be too smart to get photographed doing this kind of stuff though.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen is well aware of the internet. When I worked with her she would surf porn all the time.
ReplyDeleteHer Majesty will be angry, but her favorite child Prince Andrew used to be snapped naked while dating a porn star girlfriend....so maybe HM won't be too shocked or upset.
ReplyDeleteGingy IS well-made, isn't he? That pose makes me want to walk over & bite his neck, and I'm no trampire!
That's what I'm talking about!
ReplyDeleteI will never get the infatuation over royalty but, then again, I don't get why reality morons become celebrities or how real stars can be so damned drawn to the fame monster that they forget their work and why they became stars in the first place./end rant
ReplyDeleteI'd like to inspect his royal wand further, for historically purposes of course.
ReplyDeleteClutch my pearls! That made me laugh, Vicki
ReplyDeleteHarry, take my hand....now the other one.
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about red on the head...FIRE down below. The pubes are always brighter than the head-hair.
TMI?
Meh. He's not doing anything sexual. It's on a scale of 0-10 worst things Royals do/get away with, this is like a -17.
ReplyDeleteMmmm. I don't usually go for redheads, but I could be persuaded! Harry, call me! ;)
ReplyDeleteFIRECROTCH!! But I'm totally not offended ;)
ReplyDeleteLol!!! I spoke to a woman from England. She said everyone just waits around to see what Harry will do next. I think he's hysterical. I'd like to play strip anything with him. He's so hot.
ReplyDeleteHarry should rethink who he calls friends. A true friend would have never sold the pic. He obviously has poor judgement in that regard. Anyway, he is rich and young. Doesn't everyone do dumb things at some point in their life?
ReplyDeleteHe's 28, in Vegas and hot...oh nos!
ReplyDeleteIt must get tiring always having to watch yourself, having to be on guard with everyone and always being on display.
Doesn't he travel with security?
That's funny, crila.
ReplyDeleteNotice the 'spare heirs' BOTH have a totally different attitude than the top of the tickets?
Poor William was born with a silver scepter up his ass.
Normally, I would just say "yummy!!!", but these pics call for an extra special "royally yummy!!!"
ReplyDeleteI actually thought he was having sex in that second pic? Maybe it's just my dirty mind.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Libby, naturally. Prince Andrew was into way more scandal than this kid. This is darn wholesome fun in the grand scheme of things. Wasn't her name Koo Stark or something like that?
ReplyDeleteYes, Frufra. She was beautiful and had perfect little A-cup boobies. I saw one of her movies on Skinemax, back when I was a kid & she was becoming known as Andy's piece.
ReplyDelete@Linea
ReplyDeleteI thought maybe, but if you look close she isn't at the right angle.
@libby, it's just sad that A-cups don't get any respect any more. They're perfectly sexy, ya know. Damn Pamela Anderson started it all, I think.
ReplyDeleteI'd trade my D's in for A's - no more underwires! Of course, in my magical land where that's possible, I'd need to sacrifice some of my belly, too, so everything stayed proportional :-).
I haven't been to DListed yet today but MK must be DYING over this nekkid PHG pic!
ReplyDeleteFrufra & libby - I LOVE little boobs. Because they're natural, I hate my D-1/2s (my BF disagrees). I wish I could have perky small Bs. Then maybe I could fit them into shirts with buttons and cute little mod dresses.
ReplyDelete@Amber - I hear ya. Mr. Frufra is also a boob man. It's quite funny, because his eyes can't even get past the chest. I think I could have a freshly done tattoo on my stomach, and he wouldn't even see it!( Note - I have exactly zero tattoos.)
ReplyDeleteDon't you hate the button issue?? Total drag.
I always wanted A-cups too ladies! Less maintenance, as y'all pointed out.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me sad when young actresses destroy their pretty natural boobs with huge ugly implants. Lips too---remember the thin-lipped supermodels like Cheryl Tiegs? Nowadays, everyone looks the same.
Doesn't he have bodyguards who, you know, might not let him do things like this? No big deal really, but Gran might cut off his allowance.
ReplyDeleteGood morning ladies! What a way to wake up. Nekkid pics of Prince Hot Ginge!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe did not know what he was in for in Vegas! Did he what that fine documentary called The Hangover. Haha! Must have been some party. Maybe he snagged himself that blond girl after all?
Amber, Frufra and Libby - I feel you pain with the D+ action. Ugh. Big boobs hurt! I want to wear cute dresses too. Ones that don't make me look like a chambermaid with my breasts spilling out.
Such a good way to wake up!
DeleteBritish tax pounds "hard" at work... ;)
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm Ginger lollipop. I wanna see it dammit. But, his ass is as close as we're gonna get, so feast your eyes on it ladies. rest assured, when I marry him, there will be no naked pictures of him leaking.
ReplyDeletePS: I have a high C cup... I can't stand them. I want want to go back to my B days back when I was 15.
For the record, ladies, I am blessed with a naturally perky C, not a D. My best feature probably, every woman on my mom's side has them. But I still covet A-cup 'ballet boobs'. I like the aesthetics of them. No bouncy bouncy.
ReplyDeletelibby - you lucky duck! I haven't been a perky C since 8th grade lol. We're not really sure where mine came from, because there isn't really a precedent for big boobedness in my family.
ReplyDeleteWorking on that UD entry shortly...
Totally different train of thought - I'm old, but I do not get the kids these days, taking pictures of everything. In my partying days, we would have tarred and feathered any idiot who whipped out a camera. We didn't need any photographic evidence getting out! Shit, man, all these pics are loco.
ReplyDeleteHow can you not love Harry?!
ReplyDeleteB-cups FTW, btw.
Never liked PHG til now...
ReplyDelete34B here...loved rocking my pregnancy and nursing induced DDs, but I was glad to go back to. my normal size. I feel for you chesty gals...they aren't always what they are cracked up to be. And hello gentlemen! My eyes? They aren't on my chest! I wouldn't be able to stand all the leering and comments all the time.
@goes in circles - I keep 'em under wraps most of the time now. I work with little kids a lot, and you don't want to be all in their face with your business - gross! I'm lucky in that I'm in a tee shirt and jeans kind of environment, too.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny - I've noticed that boobies are something you can play up or play down. In Mom Mode, tee shirt and jeans draw no weird boobie looks. Switch to Grown Up Lady dress mode, and that will all change. I keep my Grown Up Lady on the DL most of the time these days :-).
My former best friend had big DD's. CONSTANTLY harassed, cat-calls, and even asked out while grocery shopping or eating out (etc) by total strangers! Also, they made her look short-waisted and chubby when she was not. At all. That's partly why I feel blessed I didn't get DD's from my dad's side of the family.
ReplyDeleteHarry is SO much fun! and soooo hot.
ReplyDeleteCount me in on wanting to trade my DDs for As. I *love* small breasts. I even had a breast reduction in 1995 and the doctor, to my everlasting fury, did NOT take enough off. I wish I'd been more emphatic. I wanted to be a B cup, but she insisted that noooo, because I have broad shoulders and a large rib cage. Who cares? I wouldn't mind little perky nubs on my big ol' ribs.
I will never, EVER, understand the desire for implants. Too bizarre.
But yes, Mr. Figgy loves them, go figure.
Of course the Queen is aware of the internet and of course she will have been told about Prince Harry's shenanigans in Las Vegas by her courtiers. But there's not a lot she can do about it and I doubt Harry will get anything more than a mild scolding from Prince Charles.
ReplyDeletePersonally, although I like Prince Harry generally, I don't find his body all that. Not that I'd say no. And I would totally take pictures too.
Can you imagine the reaction if this was "Princess Harriet" instead of "Prince Harry?"
ReplyDeleteNot sure...Sarah Ferguson's girls most definitely hit the clubs and hang with celebs. Maybe they are more cautious about having photos taken?!
ReplyDeleteOn the boob discussion : I had amazing C cups and then I gained weight and they went to D's and it was too much. I eventually lost the weight but now I have very small Bs. I wish I had the big knockers again. Shirts don't look right on me anymore. My boobs don't look right. I look flat chested in a baggy shirt. Oh well, it could be worse and I'm thankful to have boobs and be healthy but damn I miss cleavage.
ReplyDeleteAgent - That's an interesting thing to bring up, because I wonder what the general attitude would be outside of CDaN commenters? I think most of us would still have the same attitude, but I think a lot of other people would be talking about how out of control she is, etc.
ReplyDeletePut a paper bag over his face and he's a yummy ginger snap!!
ReplyDeleteI love how this became a conversation about bewbs. I'm a 4'8" woman who had D's in about 6th grade. And while short + big knockers makes for lots of porn fantasy, it's not good for a girls self esteem. My wonderful doctor who performed my reduction, when I was 19, also wouldn't go lower than a C. While I am thankful everyday for the reduction, I still have a hard time with clothes. Not complaining, just saying that short ladies with bewbs need their own clothing designer!
ReplyDelete@Amber, Hell, it would bring down THE THRONE! His Mother (RIP) almost did !I think it is hilarious, just hilarious. Can't wait to hear the Brits point of view. Hope it makes its way through the festival as well:)
ReplyDeleteAnyone else think Major Hewitt was Harry's Dad? He looks nothing like his brother. And Michael K was hysterical last night when these photos hit.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah
DeleteNana Betty is gonna beat his ASS
ReplyDeleteBets on When Kate announces pregnancy?
Delete@blogger: yes we do! I'm only 5'2". I look like a fat cow if I try to hide them or a super slut if I show off my figure. It's a lose lose situation. Reduction sounds nice (some days).
ReplyDelete@Lynette I used to!! But I became convince the gingerness could be accounted for on the Spencer side, looking at young photos of his uncle. And there are certain features which are actually more like Charles than Hewitt (ears, mouth). He just got a luckier combo of genes, IMO - so adorable!
ReplyDeleteHarry has great thighs but suffers from noassatall
ReplyDeleteI'm just shocked tmz posted something not related to a lohan or a kartrashcan.
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ReplyDeleteAs a Brit, I can safely say that the general consensus seems to find it amusing rather than shocking. It's Harry - it's expected.
ReplyDeleteAnd personally, I can't hate on Harry, he makes me laugh too much.
NPfuckingR reported on this today, and I thought I was going to die laughing.
ReplyDeleteRe: Prince Harry vs. Princess Harriet equals a huge difference in reception. Harry gets called a scamp, gets his knuckles wrapped, and will return to normal in 3 - 6 months time. If this had been done by a Harriet, the incident would not be treated as jovially as it's been. Women, in this general, but especially in this position, are held to a higher stander. Just think about how apeshit people went when a friend of Pippa's showed a gun to the paps, and she's not a royal.
Re: boobies
I have a large B cup and I alternate daily on whether I would want smaller boobs or bigger ones. Somedays I yearn for cute little A cups that don't require bras and possess no fear of gravity. Mine can et well into C's when I'm PMS, but I normally feel too miserable and hideous to enjoy their largeness. My sister was a DD before pregnancy...I think she's in the H's now and is hating life.
The grass is always greener ladies! I am a 34B and for having breastfed two littles mine are surprisingly perky still! However I used to be a full C but after losin weight and breast feeding I am now a B and wish constantly I was bigger. You know, to fill out dresses a little more and what not. I contemplated augmentation but I don't want to ruin my body and have to do maintenance surgery for the rest of my life. Not that getting your boobs done ruins a body but knowing my luck I'd get the boob job from hell even if the surgeon was a genius.
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ReplyDelete@vicki - I'd like to clutch Harry's pearls
ReplyDeleteThe Queen knows all about the photos. There's already news all over the internet that Harry has been "summoned" back to the U.K.
ReplyDeleteTeehee! Oh Harry!
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see that photoshopped pic of him & the queen over at TMZ? Hilarious!
OT: I almost lost a bet today. There was NOT a new and/or rehashed article about Paul Ryan topless......I'm pretty sure hell just got a little chillier....yes, I'm certain I feel a slight breeze...
Luckily for me the mister wouldn't take the bet the other day bc (as anyone who frequents TMZ knows), the odds were overwhelmingly against him. Unluckily for him, he would've won $5 today.....but the day isn't over yet, lol! Maybe I can trick him into a sense of false security and get my $5....come on TMZ!
Poor Harry, he believed them when they said "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"
ReplyDeleteLove the boobs side chat. I am also 5' 2 and I am an A cup. 34A to be exact. I only really wear a bra when I go out or for work. Being topless at the beach is a Aussie thing, but now that I am older I do wear one when I get up to swim.
I do admit to the very occasional chicken fillet bra enhancement, but again not really since my 20's.
Mmmmmmmmmm.........;-)
ReplyDeletehot ginge
ReplyDeleteand DD ugh :P