Over the weekend I posted about how Lindsay Lohan was a person of interest in the robbery which saw $100K worth of jewels stolen. But, at the same time, the man who originally had reported the jewels stolen suddenly told police they weren't and wanted to forget about the whole thing. Well, the police told TMZ that they can prove their case without the owner and that Lindsay has moved from person of interest to suspect. The other news is that Lindsay and her assistant, who is also a suspect have decided to not make themselves available for interviews on the advice of their attorney. Over the weekend, I said that it was big check that must have made the owner change his mind. It turns out it was something way more personal than a check. Not like Lindsay has not done that kind of thing before.
Frist!!!!1!!!1
ReplyDeleteBlowhan got on her needs again? Nothing new there.
ReplyDeleteGross! I'm not hungry anymore.
ReplyDeleteSo Lohag made some sort of sexual payment..so dude gets his jewels stolen and herpes? That's a lose-lose situation in my mind.
ReplyDeleteRejectedcarebear- so funny!!
DeleteJust kidding guys, obviously.
ReplyDeleteI'm SO excited that perhaps LA detectives are tiring of this trick and her mile-long rap sheet too?!?
Oh my god. Grossssssssssss.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteGod, I would love to see her actually face some actual punishment.
In my dreams right now, somebody found that jewelry in NYC, and can trace it to the sudden trip she made there after the heist.
ReplyDeleteCall me crazy, but if Lohan wrote me THAT kind of check, it would make me press charges even harder. So gross.
ReplyDelete@Libby- OT but I will never forget how my 3rd grade teacher humiliated me in front of the entire class for spelling 'first' incorrectly. I'm not sure why I spelled it like frist, but I'll never forget now!
ReplyDeleteYeah, she has to be in the Parasite Hilton stage with STDs now.
ReplyDeleteHow hard up is this guy to throw it in Lohan? Ugh.
ReplyDeleteYuck. The owner probably gave Blohan the jewels so that he/she didn't have to have sex with that mess.
ReplyDeleteOT but do ya'll ever have issues with CDAN turning into a multicolored design? The entire page is just orange and green patterns.
ReplyDeleteSo she's worth a 100k in the sack? I don't think a train wreck could work that kind of magic. Or did she pimp out a family member?
ReplyDeleteYou guys are funny this morning, hehe.
ReplyDeleteShe is just plain trash.
Libby- will always remember a story that my dad still tells. at camp the director asked who wants to be first. all the kids raised their hands. then i raised mine-i said i'll be second! says a lot about me.
ReplyDeleteAw, tamarind, I was a 'second-going' kinda gal myself. Sweet.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't sleep this morning, and have been online for a few hours. I JUST happened to notice the clock right @9 today.
Rejectedcb---You reminded me of a few teachers I had---I was super-shy and sensitive, so those public humiliations were the worst for me too.
If he let her spend the night, in the first place, perhaps this 'payment' is what he had in mind all along. Before his jewels were stolen.
ReplyDeleteIf he let her spend the night, in the first place, perhaps this 'payment' is what he had in mind all along. Before his jewels were stolen.
ReplyDeleteYou know, in my next life, I want to figure out how to get men to just hand me money, jobs with no skills, and everything handed to be on a silver plater. Since I have a demoness in law who is satan's sister, the most evil human who ever walked, and charles mansons inspiration who has men dropping to their knees and bowing and awe and worship when she walks by who is this ones soul mate, i think the secret is being really really skinny, really pretty, huge implants, blonde and kim kunttrashian level of slutty. That gets you a free pass in life. That wraps men around your hoo hoo for life and makes them hand you $$$$$$$$
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ReplyDeleteI just want her "associates" (this guy and the assistant) to realize: filing a false police report and being an accessory are crimes. Is she worth it?
ReplyDeleteKimberly, clearly we have the same in-law.
ReplyDeleteI have trouble believing the owner of the stolen jewelry would accept sex, with anyone, over either the return of his property or reimbursement for at LEAST its equal value. The other alternatives are blackmail and/or breathtaking stupidity. While both possible, I find the whole scenario that the owner got a Loh-job, or whatever, and is willing to drop the whole thing to be highly unlikely.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, the guys a freak and got Lindsay to agree to do stuff he has difficulty finding women willing to do?
ReplyDeleteIf I was in that position I could think of several things I've been curious about but haven't had a partner i felt comfortable enough exploring that with. However, if it's someone who is willing and has no real choice. . . well then let the games begin!
@Uberbaldy: "...someone who is willing and has no real choice", maybe this is simply an oversight. It just conjures up too much dark imagery of women forced into sex slavery. Which, in a way, Lilo has been put and put herself in this position. I can't abide the licking of chops over someone with such a horrible history making horrible choices now and this phrasing gives me the creeps.
DeleteYeah, I'll admit the "no real choice" gave me the weirds too!
DeleteIf this trick goes to jail, I'm having a huge party. You're all invited. It'll be a celebration, bitches!
ReplyDeleteI agree Jennifer. Unless the guy is really disgusting, how on Earth is LL worth anything CLOSE to $100,000? She looks like a Florida freeway hooker with slightly better clothes. Certainly there's hotter ass in all of LA.
ReplyDeleteWhen you go from "person of interest" to "suspect" don't certain legal things start happening? Is that when they read you your rights? Any money she made off her movies is going into lawyer fees, again.
ReplyDeleteAs if sex with Lindsay is worth anything...oh and she'll leave you a nasty gift.
ReplyDeleteThey should also press sexual assault charges against her. Bleeeech.
ReplyDeleteEw. I know some guys will screw anything that walks but...ew. Unless it was for something really perverted that he couldn't even pay for...I'd rather sleep with John Mayer and Gerard Butler at the same time. Just. Ew.
ReplyDelete@Libby...how does one get invited to your blog...or is it private?
If LiLo's guilty it would be sweet to see her finally get nailed, but what are the chances of that ever happening?
ReplyDeleteI just cant with this girl anymore
ReplyDeleteThere is no way she would get 100k for sex... Was it a package deal with someone else in the family?
ReplyDeleteLola--OMG, I haven't written in forever! Thanks for asking..If I start writing again, I'll open it back up and let you know, okay?
ReplyDeleteThanks. I was going to message you about something you posted but it was closed.
ReplyDeleteDoes this dude have a wife? Why would he be so quick to recant sex with the Cracken, other than embarrassment of course. So he didn't know they took the loot? Can they prosecute if he doesn't press charges?
ReplyDeleteMy head hurts from the whiplash this bitches causes me..
i don't think this is about her offering sex. i think she's got something on this dude and he knows it, so he recanted the whole story. an 'all night party' says coke and booze to me. anyway, she's got him by the short and curlies on something. sounds like the police have witnesses though and think they have a case even if this guy's saying nothing happened. they can prove it did.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the photo.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the photo.
LOVE the photo.
What kind of a sleaze guy would accept that kind of offer from her! Ew. I wonder if it was an insurance scam gone wrong that was cooked up by Linday and him. Then the police got too close to the truth, and he got Lindsay to bring back the missing things by telling her he wouldn't implicate her if... ew, ew.
ReplyDeleteOh my Henriette, "Parasite Hilton." That' gold.
ReplyDeleteIf he had locked the doors with the guests inside, the police may have followed Lindsay after she left. With herjewelry-stealing past, she would definitely be the main suspect.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the dude never actually had sex with her. Maybe he's into humiliation and just let loose a flurry of bodily fluids and excrement. I'd say shitting on Lindsay Lohan would be worth $100K. If you had it to spare...
ReplyDelete@BerniniBerllini: I was wondering about a possible insurance scam as well. Or Lindsay offered up herself and her little brother as a package payment deal. I feel gross even thinking that though, I think he's only 16 or something.
ReplyDeleteI hope she gets nailed for this. I'm sick of her foolery.
ReplyDeleteTHROW THIS STUPID BITCH IN JAIL ALREADY.'
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
I don't think that the way more personal was a check. Didn't Enty say that her brother was at the sleepover also? Perhaps Lindsay pimped out her brother to the guy that night and took some pics. After he called the cops, she probably showed him the pics and reminded him that sex with a minor is illegal. That could be why he dropped the charges and I don't see Linsday or Dina being above doing something like this.
ReplyDeleteI'm with AnnaB, she has pimped out Ali before, look where she is. She was pimped out herself, where do you think she learned it from? She probably pimped out her Little Bro, and told the guy she'd out him. Why would she bring a couple of guys over to a party flowing with coke and booze if the host was wealthy and straight? He'd ask her to bring a couple of girls over for fun, not guys. Ick nast.
ReplyDeleteKimberly, I think you're onto something. I used to have a friend like that. Total butterface, but skanky to the max, and I simply could NOT figure out how men fell for it. Still don't, really.
ReplyDeleteAs we all suspected, there's more to the story. TMZ is running with some interesting stuff.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2012/08/28/lindsay-lohan-blaming-jewelry-sam-magid-theft-suge-knight-son/
@Kimberly and @AKM, I think most (if not all) men go to the skanky girls because they're easy, and confuse their bratty and spoiled ways with being a strong woman. At least thats what I tell myself as to why I don't have a boyfriend, hahah
ReplyDeleteI can't get my head past the fact that she brought her younger brother to a booze and coke party with three men there. I am sure LL is blackmailing this guy.
ReplyDeleteShe won't learn until she does real jail time and forced rehab. Somebody needs to get serious on her azz.
ReplyDeleteoh, LiLo, sweetie. You do NOT involve Suge Knight.
ReplyDeleteI think after blaming Suge Knights son she's gonna go from PoI to S to corpse.
ReplyDeleteI've been hesitant to jump on "this bitch is cray," train (b/c I feel like she went south after hooking up with and giving her heart to hollyweird serial cherry popper w.v, BUT -this bitch is cra-zay. It is official.
Andrew Knight is not actually Suge Knight's son, he's a gay LA party kid whose mother had ties to him when he was a kid, she probably was just had sex with him.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that Lindsay took her brother and one of the most well known gay men in La to the party sort of ties into the theory that she might have pimped out Cody, and she's been squiring him around town spending tons of loot on him.
Knowing Lindsay, shed know that they'll be photographed and get offers.
Fun fact: Zac Efron has been known to spend lots of time partying into the wee hours with Andrew Knight and his crew.
ReplyDelete(Somehow Suge Knight thus far has given the kid a pass on using his name, not sure I want to see what it looks like when he tires of it)
I read on D-listed she can't remember it all as she was "high" on Adderall, but who the F wants sex with Blohan and to get all her STD's, crazy..............
ReplyDeleteHope this is a story that keeps on giving till the jail bars close on her ass.
@sarah -yup...just read that over at jacky jasper's site.
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I love jacky jasper!!
DeleteAll of this stinks to high heaven, but if Lilo is involved that would be the reason. I hope the police finally make a case, stick with it, and put her sorry ass in jail.
ReplyDeleteOT this morning my computer warned me that this was a dangerous site, never had that happen before.
That article at TMZ made me think: "The walls are closing in!"
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I dont think LL offered sex for him dropping the charges. She or someone scared that guy to stfu!
ReplyDeleteI agree, nettalovesrobin. I think that LiLo has photos of something that scared the guy, or....someone offered him a deal he couldn't refuse. Anyone checked the stables recently?
ReplyDelete@ goes in circles, I think her "life" and public image are extremely punishing. I'm sure she has a level of self-awareness (if it hasn't been bleached away by zombifying drugs) that allows her to be cognizant of her joke-ass status. If it is indeed to late, and her personality has been replaced with a drug-obsessed zombie (something I've seen and don't wish on anyone), the only form of punishment that would mean anything to her is losing access to narcotics. This is just heartbreakingly sad.
ReplyDeleteTMZ is reporting that there's not enough evidence to charge her and then dumbass Lindsay tweeted the link as if to say "See? I'm innocent"
ReplyDeleteHonestly, at this point does anyone else think that LiHo must have all sorts of juicy evidence on a whole slew of people? Maybe she was smart enough through the years to squirrel away evidence of misdeeds by all sorts of people. All of the parties with big stars/entertainment bigwigs/wealthy people...maybe she was smart enough to photograph/videotape shit and pulls it out for "favors" now.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not that, I really can't figure this whole thing out anymore.
Okay - I'm not in California, so need some California clarity.
ReplyDeleteShe has, what, 2 convictions for DUIs?
This is her third crime?
Does that qualify her for 3 strikes mandatory life in prison? Cuz I seem to have read articles about people receiving life sentences for stealing loafs of bread....
Like a roll in the hay with that diseased, drunken, high monster is worth 100k. In what universe does this even happen?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad the po po are moving forward, this crazy bitch really believes she's above the law.
Oh Lindsay, blaming the black man is such an old, tired trick. Every time I start to feel sympathy for her, a story like this comes out. I'm starting to strongly dislike this person.
ReplyDeleteHa, Ha, Ha you all will never put this trick in jail,lmao
ReplyDeleteMr Wolf are you serious? Jail for stealing bread. Next thing you know they will be putting them on a boat to go to a penal colony.
ReplyDeleteWho said she is going to bang this guy once? Maybe she promised to do him gratis for a few years or something.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he had a contract drawn up a la "50 shades of grey". How hilarious would that be ? I mean, if you're that hard up to hit that...