Saturday, August 11, 2012

Kristen Stewart Stops Crying - Parties With Lindsay Lohan


Apparently Kristen Stewart has had enough of sitting around the bedroom of her former producer and wanted to get out and party. What better way to party then with the queen of looking way old before you get there, Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay, who crashed Francesca Eastwood's birthday party earlier in the week because she heard there were cameras and rich guys with money not to mention lots of fantastic quality merchandise. She then got kicked out after screaming that she was a star and Francesca was a nobody. Don't hold your breath working on a Clint Eastwood movie anytime soon. Anyway, over at Huntington Beach there was a house party and Lindsay went and lo and behold Kristen Stewart was there and Lindsay was of course all excited because she got to touch someone who had a movie that made money and has never heard that Lifetime makes movies or done sex scenes with porn stars. Although, Lindsay has never cheated on a guy because she does not really have relationships, but she could say she has never cheated. Sex with multiple people in a day? Sure. But, it was not cheating, so she gloated a little bit after Kristen started talking smack about Lindsay's career.


25 comments:

  1. Like magnets...
    it's a car crash that must have been intriguing to watch.

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  2. I guess breaking a contract is a form of cheating.

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  3. I feel like Lindsey wouldn't really be that fun to party with, she would probably make everyone else buy the drinks, she would start drama and fights and she just talks about herself, and she probably smells really bad

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  4. Everything @Maggie Casey said X 2

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  5. I think Lilo is trying to piss off as many powerful people in Hollywood as possible. Talk about self-destructive.

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  6. Agree with Maggie.

    Lindsay must smell like sour ashtrays, stale beer, Designer Imposters perfume, Cheez-Its and desperation.

    She's probably sticky as well, like the floor in one of those special "preview" rooms at the Bada Bing Adult Book Store.

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  7. Or maggots, Lissette.

    I like to think this music was playing when Blohan spotted her.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VMCiewc7mE

    Why couldn't she have offered to drive her home?!

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  8. Lindsay would be the girl sobbing that no one understands how talented she is. You know there is always one at a party.

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  9. I'm sure Kristen ran the other way when she spotted Lindsay.

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  10. I bet they weren't even in the same room together!

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  11. I wouldn't want to be in the car with her for the hour drive there.

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  12. Kristen he a movie on lifetime called speak fyi

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  13. Could you imagine if they started "dating" one another? One way, for certain, to make folks stop rehashing car accident's and cheating (plus Lindsey would become more bankable and Kristen, edgier).

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  14. Awkward. Rpatz and lilo hooked up before.

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  15. The only way Lilo is getting into parties these days is if she's holding a lot of blow, other than that she's not worth the trouble or the potential thieving that happens when she shows up. That must have been one weird circle of people to include those two, they definitely don't run in the same circles.

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  16. I'm a regular at a pretty dive-y local bar and there are certain people who show up and the whole energy of the room changes because everyone has a feeling of dread knowing that someone SUPER OBNOXIOUS just came in. Then the race is on to try to avoid these people and the eyes start rolling and everyone is groaning, "HERE we go."

    I imagine that's what it's like when Linds walks into a room.

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  17. As much as I dislike Kristen, she does in fact have a paying career.

    Invading a birthday party in a private room and demanding that they be kicked out because *you* are the star should be just one of the many clues that you are trying to cling to something that is long gone.

    I can't imagine what it must be like in Lilo's head, just all smoke and mirrors.

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  18. The important question here is did Lindz drive? Come on 8/17!

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  19. well, water seeks its own level.

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  20. So you're saying Lindsay has never cheated? I find that hard to believe.

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  21. Ummmm, can we talk about this lovely piece of bullshit for a second? http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20619710,00.html

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  22. Brenda, Enty was saying she hasn't cheated because you have to be in a relationship to cheat (Although, that contradicts what he's been saying lately about people being cheated on on their first date. I mean, huh?), but we know that's not true, because she and Sam were in a relationship and she cheated on her all the time. But the other people she's been with apart from Sam have just been sex hookups, so there was no cheating going on with any of them.

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  23. Colleen, I'm going to keep that link for when people ask why Enty calls People "Kneepads." :)

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  24. @Mooshki - SERIOUSLY, right?! So ridiculous and basically an admission of guilt. Why else put out such a stupid statement?

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