Lesson number one to all of you 73 year old men with money. If a woman looking like the one photographed above shows you any interest, she is probably after your money and does not really love you. Oh, and although this specific case is centered around a young woman and older man, the same goes for any 73 year old women out there who think the guy in his 20's with the Ryan Reynolds loves you. he doesn't. Just ask J-Lo. Oh wait. She is not 70, and her boyfriend has other issues. Bad example. Anyway, this Italian theatre director who is 73 says that the 27 year old dancer above pretended to love him and convinced the guy to buy her a $775K condo in the upper west side of Manhattan. A studio? That seems cheap. Anyway, after he bought it, he says that she dumped him. He now is suing her. The thing is there is an agreement between the two and it is a loan. The thing is there is no interest and she does not have to make a payment until 2018 when the whole payment is due. I think I am on her side here.
They dated for almost a year after meeting in Italy where she was working in one of his productions. She probably got tired of feeding him dinner at 3pm and said see ya.
This will be especially good if the judge involved says, "And I shall pretend to care about your suit."
ReplyDeleteIsn't the joke kind of on her, because she's going to have to pay property taxes on that $775K condo in Manhattan and I doubt they's cheap? I don't even understand how he could be so naive. He needs to play the senile card.
ReplyDeletePretty girl.
ReplyDeleteI'd say she earned every penny.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but what Amber said. It's not like owning a condo makes you free and clear. She'll probably be shocked when the tax bill comes, like, what? I have to pay taxes? Not to mention the monthly assessment.
But it never fails to astonish me how some of these old codgers can fool themselves into thinking that young women and/or hookers are really into them.
ReplyDeleteI actually once heard a guy say that the hookers he had been with were really enjoying it, cuz he's that good. hee hee
Faking it? No way! (Insert eye roll here)
ReplyDeleteYou got rooked, grandpa. Sorry man; save your remaining animal magic for bingo.
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ReplyDeleteive heard a similar comment several times from guy colleagues: that prostitutes had a great job because they were always having orgasms and enjoying their job
*roll eyes*
LOL @ Comma Chaser - "save your remaining animal magic for bingo."
ReplyDeleteA condo? How dumb. She also has to pay all the other fees attached to condos. I know they are huge in NYC, but in the San Francisco Bay Area they are a pain in the ass. A big waste of money here.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, when will these people learn? Geez, of course a 20 something doesn't love a man old enough to be her grandfather. Just look at Hugh Hefner.
It reminds me of what Trumps wife said when she was asked about Trumps money: "No I wouldn't be with him if it wasn't about the money, but he wouldn't be with me if I didn't look this way either."
Prices have gone down a bit for condos in Manhattan. Rents have gone up. The $775k on the UWS was probably a 1-bedroom, MAYBE a one-bedroom with an office.
ReplyDeleteBut yes, if it's a condo she'll have to pay taxes, maintenance (easily $1000 a month), etc. Manhattan real estate is a bitch.
Captain Not so Obvious, it wasn't your body she was with you for.
ReplyDeleteIf she fellated that guy even once, she earned it.
ReplyDeleteProperty tax karma and all.
ReplyDeleteLol Disco.
ReplyDeleteHey, I have been faking it since I was a young lass and yet no free condo, huh.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, water is wet, the sky is blue.
ReplyDeleteOnly shocking thing about this is that she hasn't been described as: a (aspiring) model or a cocktail waitress. Honestly! I'm sure she's been replaced by another 27 year old. Is he serious? 'She only touched my 73 year old penis because I'm rich'. Nnnnooooo! You're kidding! But it's so attractive..attached to that 73 year old body of yours.
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What.An.Idiot.
hey, wait a minute, that looks like my ex. I was wondering what she'd been up to.
ReplyDeleteshe'll make out like a bandit if the condo is in her name free and clear. She can just take a home equity line of credit, or a mortgage to pay the common charges and taxes and then sell it before the loan is due in 2018. As long as the property appreciates, she should be good to go and clear a chunk at the end of the day.
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