Blind Item #2
Ever wonder why this now A list television actress on a hit television show split from her celebrity husband? It turns out that the celebrity husband had been keeping a secret from his wife. It involves another actress who used to be a nice solid B lister on a hit television show. Her show faded to nothing and all she is left with now is a vague acting and modeling career. Oh, and her willingness to do anything for a musician she likes. Back before the A list actress got involved with her husband, our then B list actress and him hooked up. Sometimes alone and sometimes with her then celebrity boyfriend. Over the years, our former B list actress has kept in touch with the musician and when he comes to town or needed a companion on the road he would give her a call and if she was available, she would come running. It stopped happening when he first got married and also when the former B list actress got clean, but things happen and they were in the same city and it happened again and the A list actress wife found out.
The Zooey and her husband from Death Cab for Cutie. No idea on the other girl.
ReplyDeleteHuh?
ReplyDeleteI am so confused.
ReplyDeleteApparently some people got high and had sex, then did it again. I have a terrible feeling that even if the people were named, I wouldn't care much about them. People in the biz who "date" and "marry" in the biz get their hearts broken -- I'm a cynic about starfuckers.
ReplyDeleteFlow chart, please.
ReplyDeleteI need a venn diagram to figure this shit out.
ReplyDeleteLaura Dern and Ben Harper? No idea on the b lister. I like the Zooey guess but can Ben whatshisface be considered a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteZooey, Death Cab guy and Mischa Barton. Death Cab for Cutie was on the OC.
ReplyDeleteDoes not compute.
ReplyDeleteThe celebrity husband is also the musician?
ReplyDeleteEnty, I can't believe you wrote this so poorly after the Your Turn grammar thread...
The Zooey, Ben and Mischa Barton?
ReplyDeleteUhhhhhh....Betty White with the candlestick in the library?
ReplyDeleteCheers for whoever can understand this.
ReplyDeleteIn his defense, it is very difficult to type on a blackberry with skinny fingers but with (i'm assuming here) Ent's larger fingers covered in bacon grease, hes bound to slip up a bit.
ReplyDeleteI'll be back after I unscramble my brain cells.
ReplyDeleteHa, I knew Ben Gibbard would be guessed here. My husband knows Ben, I seeeriously doubt this is him, but who knows? Maybe.
ReplyDelete@ Seaward - I'm in the exact same boat. Does not seem feasible in the least.
DeleteThis is the definition of a clusterfuck.
ReplyDeleteI though Zooey all the way through. No idea on the other actress, but the show "faded to nothing" so I think that might discount Mischa Barton. She left The O.C. before it was over.
ReplyDeleteSo there is an A-List actress on a TV show who used to be married to a celeb. So we'll call her A and him C. So C was hooking up with BList actress/model(B) whilst married to A. C and B would also hook up B's boy toy (BT) sometimes. C and B were dunzo when C first married A and when B got clean, but C and B hooked up again and A found out.
ReplyDeleteYep, Zooey and Ben Gibbard and Mischa Barton. It's confusing because at first the husband was a celebrity then a musician. I had to read it 3 times.
ReplyDeletelmao @ the comments. I have a migraine after reading this whargarrble. It's almost like a parody of a blind item.
ReplyDeleteWife == A television actress with hit show marries
ReplyDeleteCelebrity husband (later id'd as musician) who used to hook up with
Former B, now fading actress/model who was up for anything.
Wife and husband marry. Old GF gets clean. Later, husband and gf hook up again but wife finds out hence split.
Zooey, Death Cab guy and Barton
I had to read that 3 times. Agree with Zooey and Ben I guess.
ReplyDelete@rejectedcarebear - GOOD JOB, thanks for the unscramble.
ReplyDeleteLoved your crack about the chubby bacon fingers too.
I think i may eat more bacon than Ent, and even tho i have slim fingers, its near impossible to type properly on my blackberry. and no problem hunter! i'm bored at work and it seemed like a fun challenge.
ReplyDeleteFalse alarm!! I thought this was good gossip. I'm going back to bed...
ReplyDeleteA list Actress - ?
ReplyDeleteCeleb musician husband - ?
B list actress/model - Rebecca Romajin
B lister's then boyfriend - John Stamos or Jerry O'Connell
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ReplyDeleteI was going to say the same thing about the grammar..Two different tenses in the same sentence. Youch!
ReplyDeleteOtherwise I got nuttin'.
A List Actress--Courtney Cox
ReplyDeleteCelebrity Husband--David Arquette
B List Actress/Model--Mischa Barton
Musician--Cisco Adler
Sentences contain different tenses all the time.... armchair grammarians, rme
ReplyDeleteYep I think it's The Zooey, Death Cab guy, Mischa Barton, & her boyfriend at the time Cisco Adler (dude with the loooooong balls).
ReplyDeleteactually, I think there are 5 people:
ReplyDelete1 A-list actress
2 Celebrity husband
3 Model/former B-list actress
4 Musician that 3 likes to hook up with
5 3's then celebrity boyfriend that she and 4 would sometimes hook up with
actually, I think there are 5 people:
ReplyDelete1 A-list actress
2 Celebrity husband
3 Model/former B-list actress
4 Musician that 3 likes to hook up with
5 3's then celebrity boyfriend that she and 4 would sometimes hook up with
I have seen Zooey, Mischa and Ben all in the same place before.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Elizabeth Moss for the A list tv star? and Fred Armisten for her husband? I dunno though
ReplyDeleteIs Zooey A list though?
ReplyDeleteYes. She seems to be everywhere these days.
DeleteI got lost halfway thru and just skipped to the guesses.
ReplyDeletecompletely off topic, but did anyone else notice that on the post drunken fails the guy peeing in the beginning has a huge ...... Am I not seeing that right?
ReplyDeleteConfusing blind but reading it I could only picture Jessica Lange and her rather sudden and surprising split from her hubby Sam Shepherd, but he isn't a musician is he?
ReplyDeleteOh...this is def Zoey and her husband...Mischa is definitely the "used to be a solid B lister on a hit tv show and faded to nothing." Mischa has a joke of a modeling career now and a very vague acting career. This totally fits.
ReplyDelete@ donna - Did you have to go and mention Cisco Adler? Now I have that picture of him naked with enormous ball sack on display in my head.
ReplyDeleteIf any of you haven't seen it, google it. It's hilarious. He's posing naked (with the exception of white gym socks!) showing off his junk. Good stuff, but NSFW.
Try Swype keyboard on Android. You slide your fingers over letters instead of pressing them. Works BETTER with bacon grease soaked fingers...
ReplyDeleteMy guess was Zooey even though I would consider more of a B+.
ReplyDeleteCisco "Low Rider" Adler....LOL! I had managed to put that vision behind me.
ReplyDeleteThis guy cheating on Zooey with Mischa is comparable to Prince Charles cheating on Diana with ol' Camilla.
I thought Zooey cheating on Ben with Joseph Gordon-Levitt contributed to the split?
ReplyDeleteThe Zooey, her husband, Mischa Barton, droopy balls...
ReplyDeleteWould Mischa hit that though? Not to be shallow, but Ben? Really?!?! *Seth and Amy voice* He doesn't seem to be her type at all, but the CDANers have spoken so I'll jump on board.
ReplyDeleteGood sleuthing everyone!
ReplyDeleteSorry to join so late, but I think it's not them. Two people above who know Ben Gibbard say it doesn't fit. I give more credence to first and second hand knowledge than to random guesses. Also in the description, Cisco (if it's him) is described as a musician, but Ben (if it were him) is described as a celebrity? Wouldn't they both be musicians, or wouldn't Ben be more of one than a celebrity, at least? I do think the Mischa and Cisco parts are right, do they fit with anyone else?
ReplyDeleteDiane Eynesus I think you got it!
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