Friday, August 10, 2012

Blind Item #2

Which celebrity offspring with kind of her own television show has decided she needs more of an edge so has tried heroin a few times just so she can say she has done it. She also wants a trip to rehab because it sounds "cool," and would be great for next season.

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  1. Francesca Eastwood

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  2. The Eastwood girl.

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  3. Another great decision from the girl who set her $100,000 Birkin on fire and called it "art."

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  4. Ugh, this is just stupid and really pisses me off.

    Rehab is really cool?? WTF?

    I tried to watch this awful show, but just couldn't get through it. I am very, very surprised that Mr. Eastwood would put up with this crap.

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  5. Oh, y'all are probably right. I was going to guess that Oz offspring. Wasn't she on some talk show last season? Totally off daytime TV, so no clue really. Except I think Dr. Oz is creepy.

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  6. What @califblondy said.

    I'm also floored that Eastwood allowed the family to participate in this. He seems like someone who likes to maintain his privacy and usually does a pretty good job of it.

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  7. This one was too easy. Maybe we should hijack the thread. Follow Agent's lead and post our favorite cocktail recipes? Inspirational quotes? Jokes?

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  8. OT on jezebel, they are talking about all the cdan Rob/kristen rumors. Anyway, they dig up one from 2010, which is the first blind I choose to delurk with. I thought it interesting how cdan blinds are now being used as credible sources - make of that what you will, esp with the whole x-files situation.

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  9. Blue Fancies
    1 part coconut rum
    2 parts pineapple juice
    1 part blue caracao

    Combine and shake with ice. Strain over ice
    *Garnish with fancy stuff: Orange slices, marashino cherries and little paper umbrellas*

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    1. @sunny

      Omg thank you so much! I'm making fancy tacos for a little get together tomorrow and was looking for an awesome drink recipe. I have a shit ton of Malibu Coconut Rum and this is perfect! Xxxx

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  10. Hijack! Hijack!

    Sunny, excellent idea.

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  11. Love it, Sun! I drink the weirdest combo ever - rum and diet tonic water, sometimes with a lime twist. People inform me it's not a "real drink", and I just nod and continue mixing. I actually like anything with tonic.

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  12. Seriously she couldn't annoy me anymore especially after that Birkin stunt she pulled. What an ugly display of wealth.

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  13. I was thinking Kelly Osbourne but she's already been to rehab a few times. Plus I don't think it would shock anyone if she said she had tried heroin.

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  14. That would be such a shame. She is just absolutely gorgeous! Why would she even consider ruining her looks and throw away all that has been given to her in her charmed life?

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  15. I'm almost certain that this is Honey Boo Boo Child.

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  16. If you need dessert for one.
    1 box angel food cake
    1 box any flavor you like
    Mix together in gallon zip-loc bag

    To make cake for one:
    3 Tbls. cake mix
    2 Tbls. water
    Mix together in ramekin
    1 minute in microwave, frost as desired.

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  17. Now the Kardashians waxing each others 'ginas and giving their brother an erection for ratings seems rather wholesome.

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  18. dumb ass. you can get addicted to heroin after only 1 try.

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    1. Hi crila, not trying to be a pratt, but that depends on what style of 'addicted' you mean. Addicted as in 'want more', in the same way that I can't just eat one Twistie, then sure, once is enough. 'Addicted' like all the nasties of physical withdrawl - you have to give your body time to actually adjust to the smack, start to expect it, and then adjust your body chemistry accordingly. Viola, physical addiction.

      I think we need to be really honest in talking about drug abuse - part of that honesty is being serious about that 'it just takes once' misnomer. We need to be honest that people do drugs because it feels great - but there's massive side affects. See exhibit A: Amy Winehouse.

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  19. Delurk? Is that like unlurk? LOL.

    Cake for one? I'd better stay away from that recipe. It's like me trying to eat just one of those 100% calorie cookie packs.

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  20. Bitter Ex Wife
    2oz vodka
    1 oz grapefruit juice
    2 oz diet 7up
    Dash (or 4) Agostora Bitters
    Squeeze lime

    Mix well over ice. It's awesome on hot days & turns a lovely orangey shade. Fancy!

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  21. I am unlurking to post my favorite "healthy" cocktail:

    PALEO-RITA
    1 shot tequila
    glass of club soda
    fresh-squeezed lime to taste
    spoonful of stevia

    Booze with less guilt! Enjoy!

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    1. What is 'stevia'? We have not this healthy cocktail ingredient in my land :)

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  22. Obviously no one saw that episode..the bag was her boyfriends and they were doing it for ART.

    Additionally, she learned what Im sure is a very valuable and LONG LASTING lesson about the value of a dollar when Momma Eastwood took them to buy $50 bags instead.

    SOOO it's totally ok!

    (please don't miss the sarcasm)

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  23. @LadyLagerfield - Um I initially read that as a $100,000 Merkin. And was like what?!?! Who would buy that?!
    Ooops.

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  24. Playing with some serious fire, that young girl is. And I don't mean handbags.

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  25. Don't forget about my Redneck Cocktail:
    vodka
    Crystal Light Pink Lemonaide
    serve over ice.
    Yum
    OR
    for a really fancy twist use coconut vodka instead.

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  26. Alot of his kids seem to be 'out there'. Mb the genes ?

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  27. @Jessi. LOL!I'm trying to think what could constitute a $100K merkin. Unicorn? Lady Gaga?
    Loving all the recipes, btw!

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  28. Great cocktail recipes, getting drunk reading them:)

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  29. Didn't one of those Wilson sisters have a television show?

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  30. southern peach tree:

    shot of southern comfort
    shot of peach schnapps
    fill with orange juice

    perfect summertime cocktail, in my opinion

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  31. Well I broke my drink out during the Oscar live chat and took the photo in my profile (hi Em Eye):

    Champange
    Mango sorbet - scoop
    Raspberries

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  32.  “To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks."
    -Jack Handy/Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)


     

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  33. Banana Jacked Up:
    1 part Jack Daniels
    1 part banana liqueur
    1 part Drambuie
    Serve as a shot or with lots of ice!

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  34. FYI The Birkin was FAKE!

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  35. Long shot, but wasn't Whitney Houston's daughter announced as getting a reality show? Or is this about an already existing one? But then again w/her mom dying of drug overdoes why would she think drugs are cool.. I don't know.

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  36. re: Blue Fancies
    Warning: My friend's husband calls them Poo Fancies. I'll let you figure out why

    @KurtleeQ
    ha! that was funny

    To the Moms out there: This is what I'm thinking right now . . .
    Trying to clean your house while your kids are awake is like trying to brush your teeth while eating oreos

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  37. It's got a raunchy name, but it is a great mixed drink shot.

    Creamy Pussy recipe: (For Shots)Ingredients:

    • 1 oz Bailey's Irish cream

    • 1 oz Tequila Rose strawberry cream liqueur

    Mixing Procedure:Mix the ingredients right in a shot glass.

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  38. I think it's hard to say if it was real....i assume that it was.

    adding in my fav. drink
    cup for cup oj/ vanilla soy milk
    few blueberries
    banana, 1 or so
    squirt of flax oil
    peanut butter, few tsp.
    couple froz strawberries
    about 1/4 cup vanilla yogurt
    blend.
    may add ice too but just a little
    enjoy

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  39. No name.

    1 part fruit punch
    1 part champagne

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  40. I heard the bag was definitely real.

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  41. Rum Slush
    9 cups stong brewed tea
    2 cups sugar
    1 can each lemonade and orange concentrate
    2 cups Rum (I like Sailor Jerry Spiced 92 proof)

    Freeze and scoop 3/4 into glasses and fill with sprite. Makes a great holiday drink and is a big batch that lasts me most the summer!

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  42. @Unknown, it's Honey Boo Boo CHILE! :)

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  43. What a stupid human being. She should talk to people who have lost someone they love to heroin. Not so "cool".

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  44. Billy's Raz Kami

    1 part Rasberry Vodka
    1 part Chambord
    1 part S&S mix
    splash of grenadine...

    AWE.SOME...

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  45. Had this on my honeymoon in Montreal and am addicted - (plus I love me a Moscow Mule):

    Emperor Mule

    Fill Collins glass with 3-4 large cubed ice
    1.5 - 2 oz vodka of choice
    Grate about 3/4 tsp fresh ginger over vodka
    Add 1 tsp simple syrup or more to taste
    Few dashes bitters of choice (I prefer a citrus homemade bitters)
    Fill glass with ginger beer
    Garnish with cilantro and lime wedges

    Sounds weird but it's fantastic

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  46. Hamilton Punch

    In a punch bowl, mix sunkist and Malibu Mango Rum. Add a few scoops of orange sherbet. Delicious!

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  47. Eastwood is in the photos today.

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  48. Jager + Birch beer! It's crazy good. You can make it like a rum and coke.

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  49. reno, I actually LOVE Crystal Light with vodka. My fave is the pink lemonade or the raspberry pom with raspberry vodka.

    In fact, I think I'll make one now! :-)

    My other two faves are:
    Captain Morgan and diet DP
    Vodka press (vodka with soda and 7)

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  50. Rum and Tab? (Laurie Metcalf in Desperately Seeking Susan)

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  51. OOh what...

    bacardi grand melon
    watermelon puckers
    *diet strawberry watermelon spakling water (safeway brand)

    *if unavailable, diet 7-up/sprite works juuust fine.

    mix in 2 parts bacardi, 1 part puckers, 1 part soda and drink over ice (i like mine in a to-go cup)

    It's a total creeper, so be careful, otherwise, you'lll wake up saying "ooooohhhhh....what happened?!!" And try to find out who drank all of your booze. I find that half way into drinking this, I just end up mixing the bacardi and puckers and drink that. I do not suggest doing that...you will make mistakes.

    I also like:


    blue raspberry UV vodka
    diet sunkist sparkling lemonade

    mix equal parts and drink over ice.

    orrrr...

    OG margarita

    tequila
    gatorade

    favorites are lemon lime, or the mango if i'm feeling fancy

    boom! drunk and hydrated!

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  52. tequila and gatorade. That's a new one! I think if I switch the booze in that, I could do it!

    and the melon thing would certainly make me wake up with "oh shit" moments! Kinda like this saki with ginger ale thing I had last night! Thankfully I was with kids so it wasn't over consumption but they were DELISH.

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  53. switch the tequila for rum and it's an OG daiquiri :)

    OOhhh I cant mess around with sake... though i do enjoy a good makers and ginger.

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  54. I have been drinking Moscow Mules all summer:
    1/2 ounce lime juice
    2 ounces vodka
    4 to 6 ounces ginger beer (I find Goya Jamaican Ginger Beer in the Latin food section of the grocery store)

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  55. @Alita - it's an artificial sweetener. Well, I think it's considered all natural, as it is derived from the leaves of the stevia plant, but it is sold on the shelf with Sweet n Low and Splenda, and all the other "not real sugar" stuff.

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  56. Apparently Stevia is much sweeter than sugar and you only need one tenth of it.

    My Fav drink, The Calabria Special:

    Equal parts vodka, Amaretto, Kahlua mixed in a tall glass with ice cubes, fill with organic milk.

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  57. I invented this the other night based solely on what was at hand:

    In a pint glass:

    Drop in 3 or 4 ice cubes, pour in some whipped cream-flavored vodka. Add vanilla coconut milk until glass is nearly full, then spoon in a few maraschino cherries and some of their delicious juice.

    Stir and enjoy. I think this would be even more frothy and delicious if I could be bothered to use a proper cocktail shaker, but I'm too lazy and impatient. :-D

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  58. I actually saw that episode of the Eastwood show and Francesca's dumbass boyfriend provided the bag and I don't think he has the money to buy a genuine Birkin. They were running around pretending it was real but the whole time I was thinking KNOCKOFF!

    Sadly, Clint sleepwalked through an episode for a few seconds (joining them at dinner at a restaurant) and he is very VERY old and I was left wondering if he has borderline Alzeheimers.

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  59. Barbara Feldon.

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