So, what do you do when you have to be engaged in a hurry because Brangelina might be getting married and the only one you have loved other than Justin since your breakup with Brad Pitt, is John Mayer, who is having sex with someone who is arguably a bigger worldwide star than you ever were at your peak. You come up with an engagement for real this time. Justin is probably on board, but no one was had heard from him so he is probably being coached. You don't have time to buy a ring but you can worry about that over the next week. Just make sure you hide that left hand and arm when you are going to and from work (above). Damn. Someone forgot to tell Jen's dad about the plan. No worries. Just because he says he doesn't know anything about it and will check online. Yes, he said he would check online. Not call his daughter, but check online. Lovely. How to explain that? He is an actor and he was just acting and of course he knew. He just was not sure if Jen had told everyone yet.
This is old news. He was playing dumb so he didn't accidentally spill anything. Or so he said...
ReplyDeletedun dun dun
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST BE HAPPY AND ENGAGED? WTF?
Classic case of damned if you do damned if you don't. Even if she didn't get engaged shed be in the covers as poor Jen having a meltdown over the wedding! Brad tells Jen she is his true love etc.
ReplyDeleteMy mind melted a bit when I found out that her dad was Victor on Days of our Lives.
ReplyDeleteOh, be nice to Jennifer, Enty! She's still one of the most beautiful celebs ever. Even if her movies are shamefully bad. I will remain loyal to her forever, as long as she doesn't make another movie with Gerald Butler or whoever was in that one stanky flick with her.
ReplyDeleteOHNO! Horshack!
ReplyDeleteI've been reading this blog for months and have never posted, but dear God... Let go of the Jen Aniston hate and be happy for the woman. It's like beating a dead horse and it's getting to be a little much. As much as we the public think we know all about her and Justin's relationship, we really know nothing. Congrats to Jen and Justin, wish you all the best!
ReplyDeleteit is beating a dead horse! i remember a few years ago us weekly had a story on their website on brad & jen's anniversary about "what would have been" i was like are you fucking kidding me?! i don't understand why enty, perezhilton, us weekly, people mag etc all hate jen, they act like she killed someone when she was the one who was cheated on. how long after brad & jen announced they were splitting did he step out with angelina, that i don't know but i do know that he knocked her up before his divorce from jen was even final & brad, angelina & the magazines & blogs that favor them want to tell me there was no cheating? pleaseee!!!
DeleteYeah I believe the Dad just didn't want to spill. As for the ring - I do buy its publicity related - she probably wanted to get top dollar for "Jens ring - first look!" pics and mag covers
ReplyDeleteVictor Kiriakis. Classic soap character:)
ReplyDeleteI just don't get the hate for this girl, I really don't.
ReplyDeleteSeriously Enty (or whoever wrote this) how bitter can you be towards Jennifer Aniston. Be happy for her. I agree with what everyone else said, this is a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario. I say good for her!!!
ReplyDeleteEnty was always mocking the tabs for their crazy "Jen's still obsessed with Brad!" stories, now all of the sudden he's jumped on that train hard. Weird. At any rate, let's all remember that JA hasn't spoken to her mother in YEARS because mom dished on her to the tabs. So why on earth would her dad have any sort of public comment whatsoever about her engagement? (and yes... @rejectedcarebear, he's freaking Victor Kiriakakis! How awesome is that???)
ReplyDeleteI like Jennifer she behaved like a lady during the entire Brad and Angie screwing over, and yes the two of them gave her a raw deal.
ReplyDeleteThis will be wedding #2 for Jen...and what 3 or 4 for Angie..
So please give the girl a break. And as for a ring Harry Winston has some beauties...
i like those little blue boxes from Tiffany's : )
DeleteRon Palillo died.
ReplyDeleteRIP Horshack. :(
WHAT?!?!?!!!
DeleteNooooo!
DeleteOh thank god she has flip flops on! For a quick second I thought she was running around on set barefoot. That would have bee the real "situation", Enty.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking. Wow! She looks hot in these pics. Strong yoga legs. I wish my butt looked that good.
ReplyDeleteI too was blown away when I discovered Victor was her dad. They don't look anything alike!!! And he was like evil on that show, then good, then evil, then good....
@Agent
ReplyDeleteThat is EXACTLY what I was scrolling down to type. Exactly.
What Ron Palillo died :(
ReplyDeleteAs I was reading this post, I thought "who the hell wrote this?" I want my old CDAN writer/writers back. Jen-hate is so old and boring. I don't get what anyone has against her.
ReplyDeleteWait, What? Horshack died? All my favorite peeps. Too many good ones called home this year. Sads.
ReplyDeleteWhile I have no shade to throw, I'm kinda sick of reading about Aniston in one context or another every freaking day. I know she's a celeb but damn, find some new material.
ReplyDeleteI think Jen moved on with her life years ago and is probably laughing behind her hand at how hideous her former husband and his bit on the side are looking these days. Angie Jo did Jen a great favour by taking her filthy-looking husband off her hands. Justin looks very manly in pics. Much nicer than Braddy boy. I bet they have loads of hot sex, more often than Braddy and Angie. The best revenge is living it up!!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed! Why do people hate on her so much? Justin proposed on his Bday! Should he moved it because Brange might be getting married (for the 50th time)? I seriously doubt they keep track of each others schedules.
DeleteYeah for you Jen! Enty- can't we be happy she and Brad seem to happy with their new partners?
Agreed! Why do people hate on her so much? Justin proposed on his Bday! Should he moved it because Brange might be getting married (for the 50th time)? I seriously doubt they keep track of each others schedules.
DeleteYeah for you Jen! Enty- can't we be happy she and Brad seem to happy with their new partners?
You should have read ALL the Daily Mail posts Enty:
ReplyDeleteHis lips are sealed! John Aniston DID know about Justin Theroux's proposal to daughter Jennifer... but played dumb to avoid revealing intimate details
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2187828/John-Aniston-did-know-Justin-Therouxs-proposal-daughter-Jennifer--played-dumb-avoid-revealing-intimate-details.html#ixzz23XXA5wLH
I agree, lets end the hate against JA. I wish her the best. she found a hotty and they go together really well and seem really happy.
ReplyDeletejen looks awesome!!!!! I got engaged without a ring,dont have and dont want to this day-42 yrs later. mb ring not ready- who knows, but i just cant see this as some great plot.
ReplyDeleteYou know wht i dont get everyones like " poor jen" yet they hate on saint angelina . Jen steals this looser from another woman n no one seems to care or give her crap about it. Double standard much? I am not a brageloonie but i can deff see their point.
ReplyDeletethis post is so weird...anniston started working in her teens, bunch of stuff here and there, so a long career. who thinks katy perry is that huge? that she'll have that kind of longevity? my kids love her, but at times her voice=nails on a chalkboard. i'm starting to think there are 3 writers on staff: 1) the typo, 2)the fun one, 3) the deviant. i like the fun one. let him out of the basement please.
ReplyDeleteRon Palillo lived and taught in Fl. Nice article about him. RIP.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/ron-palillo-who-played-arnold-horshack-in-welcome-/nRBGX/
@dizzyeggs, it may not be a him:)
ReplyDeleteBack in the day when she was engaged to Brad, she would come to where I worked regularly enough for me to get to know her. My friend was working as the chef for Marcy Carsey and I suggested to her to get married there. I think she actually did. She wanted the Beverly Hills Hotel. Betcha she gets married there. She was nothing like what I see/read now. I think that Angie got her on a level that kind of broke something and it healed into a funny angle. I had met Angie many times and I will tell you, she's super down to Earth. She's like your weird friend whose into lord-knows-what, wears leather when its hot out, and giggles like a schoolgirl. Can't tell her a goddamned thing either. She knows her own mind. Love being around her.
ReplyDeleteI realize that Brad, another FUNNY man, didn't actually LIKE Jen, although he loved her, and still does. Think about it. J was/is a stay around home kinda gal, Angie has real passion and laughs from her toes on up and does whatever she likes 'and hey wanna come with?' Look on her face.
There's something that's not quite authentic about J now. She's maybe engaged, but her ex has 6 kids with another woman, and clearly moved way on, after leaving her a truckload of money.
I have never posted about them before now.
Sometime, I'll tell you about the time I found Brad Pitt's wallet in the lobby. Yup, it's all true kids.
Back in the day when she was engaged to Brad, she would come to where I worked regularly enough for me to get to know her. My friend was working as the chef for Marcy Carsey and I suggested to her to get married there. I think she actually did. She wanted the Beverly Hills Hotel. Betcha she gets married there. She was nothing like what I see/read now. I think that Angie got her on a level that kind of broke something and it healed into a funny angle. I had met Angie many times and I will tell you, she's super down to Earth. She's like your weird friend whose into lord-knows-what, wears leather when its hot out, and giggles like a schoolgirl. Can't tell her a goddamned thing either. She knows her own mind. Love being around her.
ReplyDeleteI realize that Brad, another FUNNY man, didn't actually LIKE Jen, although he loved her, and still does. Think about it. J was/is a stay around home kinda gal, Angie has real passion and laughs from her toes on up and does whatever she likes 'and hey wanna come with?' Look on her face.
There's something that's not quite authentic about J now. She's maybe engaged, but her ex has 6 kids with another woman, and clearly moved way on, after leaving her a truckload of money.
I have never posted about them before now.
Sometime, I'll tell you about the time I found Brad Pitt's wallet in the lobby. Yup, it's all true kids.
in that case, let her out of the basement;o) i want a bit o' fun, not anger waves illuminating from my screen.
ReplyDeletehhhmmmm...... More hate for JA today? I don't recall this site ever being on the hate train for her. Something tells me Enty don't live here anymore:(
ReplyDeleteThanks for the article Agent. What a sweet man. We need more great teachers like him!
ReplyDeleteOh for fuck's sake, these super-defensive "stop the JA hate" posts really just beg for more and much worse. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteHow can anyone expect the Brad/Ange/Jen triangle to end if no one will let it end. Even I am over this and I like a good gossip triangle as much as the next person.
ReplyDeleteNow I want more stories from rareavis!!!
ReplyDeleteSecond the request for Fun Enty. I also think at least one of the Enty's is a woman.
@ dia Papaya I agree and she doesn't like JA LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, great story @rareavis! Thanks for sharing and do tell more when you feel up to it!
ReplyDeleteUmmm wasn't there a Your Turn not that long ago and most readers were either Team Let it Die or Team Jenn. It seems kinda odd for this about face on JA to start now.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the hate either.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought Horshack was already dead, but then I remembered that that was Epstein. Damn. :-(
Victor-as-Jen's-dad is a shock to some of you? You must not have been "Friends" fans in 1994/1995 when it came out. Every article about Jennifer that came out, touting her as the New Big Thing, mentioned it. Also, if you were a DOOL fan, you knew.
I've known about her dad since Friends. I was just shocked when I found out. I always forget too bc they look nothing alike and she doesn't seem to spend time with him.
Deleteher & justin have had dinner with him a few times i think. can probably find some stories on google : )
DeleteThis post is not even accurate, Justin has already made a statement as posted on ALL other gossip sites. But please don't let the truth get in the way of your hate.
ReplyDelete@rareavis....lucky!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing.
Satirist Andy Borowitz twitter joke:
ReplyDelete"Egyptians used Twitter to spread a revolution, much as we use it to spread news of Jennifer Aniston's engagement. #USA"
Good stuff rareavis! More please.
ReplyDeleteGP- I didn't start watching friends til half way thru its run. I was only 7 when it started. For some reason my mother allowed me to watch DOOL, so I knew who Victor was before I had even heard of Friends.
ReplyDeletewho thinks katy perry is that huge?
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing. She may currently be a bigger world wide star, but honestly, all of her success beyond "I Kissed a Girl" was a huge surprise to me.
Wow Enty! Whats with the hate? Did she slap your face at a bar?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe, just maybe, they're happy together and decided to get engaged, and it has NOTHING to do with any past relationships? And her dad didn't want to spill the beans to the media?
ReplyDeleteI know there's a lot of PR shenanigans that happen in Hollywood, but sometimes the simplest answer is the truest, right?
I've always liked Jen, but I can perfectly understand not being a fan of hers - she chooses mostly lousy movies, and her PR team is overly aggressive, but the hate some people have for her doesn't make any sense to me. She's harmless, she's happy, let her be.
@evie2345
ReplyDeleteWow... I agree with every word you said. I like her and don't understand all the hate, let the woman be happy!
What's the need to beat Brangelina to the alter when they've said they won't marry until gay marriage is legal in every state. Enty, you even confirmed your opinion when they got engaged, that it was just for show.
ReplyDeleteThe media has made up their own version of Jennifer Aniston, making her obsessed with marriage and babies, pining over Brad, and unable to find love. The media is so pathetic in their attemps to try and embarrass a woman who probably enjoys being single, or doesn't need marriage to make a relationship fulfilling.
Katy Perry is a bigger star than Jennifer Aniston ever was? That's nuts. How many people really follow & spend money on pop music? A tiny sliver of the population compared to the size of a network television audience. I went to a college football game the second year Friends was on the air & overnight half of the coeds were wearing their hair like Jennifer Aniston. That's fame. How many girls are affixing cupcakes or sparklers to their breasts when they go out in public in 2012?
ReplyDeleteLEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay you made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteDear Enty;
ReplyDeletePlease re-examine the top photo you posted here. I direct your attention to Miss Aniston's bum. Do you see the bum on that woman? Do you see it?? You don't think Justin would be happy to put a ring on that?
Rareavis: Excellent story. Thank you for putting a human face on these people who we only know through their publicists and presonal conjecture. And I think it's just time for Jen. I think she moved on a long time ago and is truly happy. Still don't get the hotness of JT though.
ReplyDeletewhy does she even want to be married? seriously, she already did the big GIANT over the top wedding. she's in her mid 40's, has tons of money. WHY is she doing this? what is she going to get out of being married?
ReplyDeleteJen and Justin's relationship is probably 10x more real and healthy than Brangelina's. Leave her alone already.
ReplyDelete@Me
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Are you asking Brad the same question? He is about to be 50....way older than she is. I dont see you asking why he is "bothering to get married". And I like how everyone is saying Aniston is unlucky in love blah blah blah while forgetting that jolie was married and divorced 2 times before she even turned 30. I think THAT is more pathetic.
My ex husband left me for my best friend around the same time this happened with Brad and Jen. I mean, this guy really ripped out my heart and ate it while she shit in the empty hole he left behind.
ReplyDeleteI have since moved on, had another child and a whole 'nother relationship, too. Not pining over Ex Mr D at all. Period.
Ang sucked all the hotness out of Brad since they've gotten together, just like she did with Johnny Depp. I'm sure even if he came crawling back to Jen, she'd laugh in his face.
Leave Jen alone! Go pick on Angie.
ReplyDeleteOnly the public cares about Angie and Brad, and only the public wants her to care about them. Trust me, Jen Aniston couldn't care less.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why Enty is getting such hate for this. its a basic rule of gossip always believe the unscripted moment over the publicist's press release. Methinks y'all would rather cannonize Jenn then think this through in a detached way
ReplyDeleteWhat is up with her knee in the first pic??? She should get that looked at.
ReplyDeleteI swear! I have seen a bunch of pictures with A ring on Jen's wedding ring finger. Go back and look at the pictures from their trip to the Vatican City a month or two ago.
ReplyDeleteI think they have been engaged since then and just now decided to say something. I really think that.
All 4 of them are involved in creating a massive diversion for David and Gillian's marriage this weekend in BoraBora. Please, don't tell anyone.
ReplyDeleteWhat I don't get is the pearl clutching at JA "hate". But it's okay to hate on Angelina, Gwyneth, Nicole...
ReplyDeleteI mean, for God's sake, Nicole over botoxed and a lot of you all totally hate on her for that but Jen is off limits? I don't care one way or the other but it seems like any sympathy she would have garnered from being the scorned woman would've/should've gone out the window when she became the "whore" who stole another woman's man. (Leaving aside the fact that no man can be stolen unless he wants to be...the point remains.)
Why is the "hate" for her treated any different than the "hate" for anyone else (keeping in mind that this is a GOSSIP site who's purpose is to report sensational celebrity "news")?
Good points lola. Its true, somehow you get affection for some actresses. Nicole comes off as cold , unmaternal and unfriendly. Angie I like. Jen i just like- she seems sweet and stays as private as she can. And i have always thought if jen wanted to be married and hv chikdren, she wld have been. Its not her thing, but it was brads, hence the divorce. Now these impressions may or may not be accurate, but thats how they seem, so that is how I/ we react to them.
DeleteAs an aside, I've thought JA as annoying from way back in her Friends days. "Awwww, honey" always really grated on my nerves. Team Phoebe and Crazy Monica.
ReplyDeleteI’ve never seen Friends.
ReplyDeleteWow, two hate JA posts in two days. Really disappointing Enty. If this site is going to become the AJ worshipfest that Jared is I'll need to flee.
ReplyDeleteI agree with MISCH. She was done wrong and the W magazine was the final for me; so malicious.
She looks super cute in the top pic, I like that dress a lot.
You've got to admit the timing of this engagement is pretty suspect, and I think Enty's sarky comments are kind of spot on, which is what probably upsets JA fans the most.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the minority who have pointed out the hypocrisy of JA supporters who find no fault with JA starting a relationship with Justin before ending his 14 yr relationship with Heidi, yet criticise/hate AJ for "taking" BP from JA (I feel like I'm at school). Double standards much?
And lastly, I can't buy that Katy Perry is bigger than JA, I mean Friends was a global-wide phenomenon, and JA's marriage to Brad Pitt, firmly elevated her to A-list status. Katy Perry might be successful, but I don't see her having much longevity in her career.
I hope Jen gets a beautiful sparkly ring, something I can look forward to seeing in pics. AJ's salad bar sneezeguard is hideous.
ReplyDeleteWhat I find "suspect" is AJ and Smelly have been together for years and professed to not marry until gays could but suddenly became engaged when it looked like Jen was getting serious with Justin.
But eh, who cares, I don't like AJ, and it looks like those in her circle don't like her either. Yes, JA made that terrible movie with Butler and it stunk but AJ made The Tourist.
@ihatechemistry
ReplyDeleteyeah, i don't see why any of these people would get married. all of them have already been married and failed at it. angie has been married how many times? (i took their engagement as kind of a PR stunt.) it would be so messy if any of them had to get a divorce. no one in hollywood cares. are any of them particularly religious? what is the point?
@whocaresnow12 - I would just like to thank you for properly using the phrase "couldn't care less" thank you thank you thank you :)
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ReplyDeleteWho cares the ring umm will be designed by justin perhaps he will mine for diamond himself to up brad. Its all about me me me see me i am happy ugh
ReplyDeleteWho cares the ring umm will be designed by justin perhaps he will mine for diamond himself to up brad. Its all about me me me see me i am happy ugh
ReplyDelete@billybob
ReplyDeleteI'm icing the bruise on my forehead. I must've fainted when you said you'd never seen friends :)
I'm firmly Team Angie and even I believe JA doesn't give two sh*ts about Brad Pitt anymore. She's engaged because she wants to be, when she wanted to be. Any timing tied to Brad & Angie is the media's invention. I'm surprised Enty jumped on board with the nonsense.
ReplyDeleteWell she was going to her film set and she wouldn't be able to wear her ring during filming anyway.
ReplyDeleteLet me get this straight - Brad & Angie have had 7 years to get married - that's right 7 years. They only decided to get engaged when Jen & Justin got serious - what about the gays Brad?? Neither Brad nor Angie has come out and said anything about love or commitment - Brad says it's a promise for the future and at Cannes talk about waiting for gay marriage again and Angie says the kids want it - not very loving or romantic.
ReplyDeleteSo should Jen & Justin wait for these two media-whores to get married?? They would be waiting forever!! Every other week they are supposed to get married and Brad won't do it! Enty is totally wrong on this one - many people in the media thought Brad & Angie getting engaged after 7 years and 6 kids was purely for publicity - they could have done it at anytime over the last 7 years.
And Justin proposing on his birthday and announcing it in that lovely way was nothing but classy. Brad & Angie's engagement was announced by the jeweler for cripes sake. I would bet money that Angie cooked up the whole wedding story because she knew Jen was engaged not the other way around. Angie is obsessed with Jen - always has been and always will be.
Oh and to rareavis - Brad did not leave Jen any money - they sold their house and split the money. Brad told everyone that his wife made more money than him - look it up it's common knowledge - so she didn't need his money. She even signed off on Plan B - truckload of money my ass!!
ReplyDeleteThat comment of yours negated your whole story - like Angie is a giggler - she has admitted herself that she stopped smoking pot because it made her giggle and she doesn't like to giggle - doesn't like to hug either or tell people she loves them - punches them in the arm instead.
Funny how everyone that knows Jen, including Brad, describes her as warm, funny and down to earth yet you are describing Angie that way. A woman with absolutely no friends - she admitted that - is not warm, funny and down to earth - she is a bitch!
I need an adult beverage.
ReplyDeleteAnytime I have seen JA being interviewed she does not strike me as being warm or funny. She seems boring and scripted IMO. My neighbours are infinitely more interesting than JA. I don't hate her, just don't see the big fuss.
ReplyDeleteI thought Justin's rep was the first one to confirm the engagement?
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ReplyDeleteThat's the wedding/marriage that I care about!