Your Turn
Watching Octomom stripping this weekend, made me wonder about what songs she chose for herself to strip. If you had to choose a song to strip to, what is it going to be? Something like Pour Some Sugar On Me? Something by TLC? Maybe you go new school and go Blink 182. Please don't say anything by Adele or Call Me Maybe. Name your stripper song.
118 comments:
Vanity 6-Nasty Girl
I agree. Nasty Girl. Or maybe "flight of the valkyries."
LMAO, Barton!
I was thinking "Laugh I Nearly Died" by the Stones for a private dance and "Crazy Bitch" in the main room.
Fire Woman - The Cult
Dude Looks Like A Lady
madonna, erotica
i love me some 80's. the tubes: shes a beauty
madonna: human nature
Lapdance by NERD or Birthday Cake by Rihanna
Hit 'Em Up Style lyrics
By; Blu Cantrell
While he was scheming
I was beamin' in the Beamer just beamin'
Can't believe that I caught my man cheatin'
So I found another way to make him pay for it all
So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(Oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(Oops)
Always has been Closer by Nine Inch Nails
Enty, that was really mean of you yesterday to post that picture of her. I have a sunburn on my eyelid and the bleach hurt when I tried to scrub that image out of my eyeball.
Lil' Red Riding Hood - Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
...rrrowr.
Sliding down the pole- E 40
Its my fantasy song when i'm working out.
I want some stripper confidence.
Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days.
Octomom's song should be Warren Zevon's "Ain't That Pretty At All."
@ djane: Cake cake cake cake...lol. That one too.
I know what boys like- the waitresses
The Scorpions or AC/DC. They MADE that shit for strippers!
LC, I totally agree. Closer is just plain sexy. Big fraternity party staple when I was in college. I even heard they taught classes at the school in between parties!
Ashanti's Baby...I actually took a class (thanks Groupon) and we learned a dance to it--so I could actually do it if I needed too!
LC, I totally agree. Closer is just plain sexy. Big fraternity party staple when I was in college. I even heard they taught classes at the school in between parties!
I'm going to download these songs this weekend! (Except Rihanna. Not even a little tongue action from Jeremy Renner could make me buy anything of hers.)
I work out! LMFAO
I think this would so work with a pole :)
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen
LMAO
Porn Star Dancing for sure!
"Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches.
I'd look like Chris Farley in that Chippendales sketch he did with Patrick Swayze...but fatter and less skilled at dancing.
"You Can Leave Your Hat On," by Joe Cocker.
Darlin' Nikki by Prince.
"Baby got back"
love is strange, mickey and sylvia
@DJane: You reminded me of NERD's She Wants to Move. Hell, I'd strip to that too.
I Touch Myself by The Divinyls. And I'm not even a fembot
Baby One More Time, but only because it was my drunk and disorderly song during my teen years. In our group, everyone knew if you put this song on I was guaranteed to come out of nowhere, hamming it up and giving the dorkiest, funniest strip tease ever, complete with butt-slapping and hairbrush lip-syncing, without the actual stripping part. I remember once using a pair of pantyhose as a prop and ending it with the pantyhose over my head and face, hands on cheeks home alone style, giving my best Edvard Munch. My sister-in-law still has a video of my most famous performance somewhere. Somehow, that night I managed to do a sloppy back flip without hurting myself, perfectly timed to the last line, "Hit me baby one more time!"
I finally retired the dance when my boyfriend at the time asked me to do a real striptease version of it just for him. It made me realize that the guys were probably seeing it as more sexual than I intended.
TLC - Waterfalls
Ahhhh, stick to the old ones.....Big Spender sung by Shirley Bassey!
I said "Baby One More Time", but another strong contender would be Moneymaker by Rilo Kiley.
There's a tie (for me) between the sexiest sounding songs ever -- The Eagles Those Shoes and Bob Seger's Come to Poppa -- either of those would be perfect --- dayum....
Seven Seas Blues-- Monster Truck
Where Is The Rabbit?-- Marilyn Manson
Brickhouse by The Commodores.
Relax - Frankie goes to Hollywood
Neil Young's Cinnamon Girl or The Staple Singer's "I'll take you there"
If by Janet Jackson or I wish I was your lover by Sophie B. Hawkins.
@Cindy - you're so on the money!
My BF and I were making out to both of those songs the other day. He has a killer record collection and the theme of the night was stripper songs.
Anything from BACK IN BLACK by AC/DC.
Red light special by TLC is great to strip to but I can think of a lot of songs actually....
Love is strong by Rolling Stones might work as well. =P
Urgent by Foreigner
Feelin' good by Muse
Come Together by MJ
That's a good one!
And my last but not the least, Undisclosed desires by Muse.
@Em Cue Em
I am dying at your story. I think I used to dance pretty sexy, and then my friend and I started doing goofy dances for shits and giggles. Turns out if you do them long enough, you kinda lose your Honey
Shook me All Night Long always makes me feel wild. And my husband calls me Tawny Kitaen when I let my hair go wild so I may have to go with Here I Go Again (Whitesnake). But I sort of dig the idea of something slower like Peggy Lee's Fever :)
"The Morning" by The weeknd PURE SEX
I would Pogo Strip to Song 2 by Blur.
Nasty, naughty boy by Christina Aguilera is one of my new faves. I sing it at karaoke sometimes and it is a crowd-pleaser for sure.
I am definitely going to look up all the other songs on this list!! I can see a new iPod folder "stripper tunes".
Something by Barbara Streisand. Kidding.
Maybe something by Disturbed. Love that guy's voice.
The Only Thing That Looks Good on ME is You by Bryan Adams.
Something by Jason Aldean.
"Poison Ivy" by the Coasters
"Mother" by Danzig
"We share our mother's health" by the Knife
Just a Friend, Biz Markie.
Great songs gang!
I like Naughty Naughty by John Parr
Boom Boom Boom (lets go back to my room)
Crazy Bitch
And Erotic City
*blush* now I wanna have a soul train dance party in my living room wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Talk Dirty To Me" - Poison.....i know, i know, it's a stereotypical stripper song, but it's one of the few songs that makes my inner hoochie mama wanna dance and throw her hair around.
If I was a pro stripper, my song would be Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails.
In private, for my man- Slow by Kylie Minogue.
I too like "Lapdance" and "Closer". Or something by Prince.
You Can Leave Your Hat On. LOVED it when they stripped to that in The Full Monty!
Pain - Ohio Players.
Octomom would've chosen octopuses garden. ..dontchaknow?
@Robert, you took my song, and my guy. Joe rules!
I have three contenders:
Fallen Angel by Poison
Bang Bang by Danger Danger
Easy Come, Easy Go by Winger
I have to add,
Slow Ride - Foghat..
Back in the Saddle Aerosmith
Bang a gong by T-Rex
@LC - That's mine too! I'd be a total failure as a stripper due to lack of coordination, but if I had to embarass myself in clear heels, it's "Closer" all the way!
Hmmmm I'd say Kiss-Prince or I Want You Now-Depeche Mode
Ooo I like Crazy Bitch by BuckCherry as well. Great one!
George Michael: Fastlove
Usher...Bad girl
Cherry Pie. Warrant. Obviously.
But I would never, so it's moot.
Gotta be Cadillac Pussy by Kid Rock! lol
Pony by ginuine
bump n grinb by R Kelly
oh by ciara
Let's Go All the Way by Sly Fox or Shadow Dancing by Andy Gibb. Tee Hee :)
Yakety Sax
Mony Mony by Billy Idol.
For a more arty performance, Forever Live and Die by OMD.
Androgyny by Garbage
P.S. Hi guys, long time no post. Missed you!
I Feel You by Depeche Mode.
Closer by NIN- good one you guys.
Confession. I *am* a stripper.
Burlesque, Vaudville, whatever. I take my clothes off in front of a paying audience!
I do it with a comic element, and my most popular act is When You Good to Mama from Chicago. Also have Want You Bad by the Offspring and for Christmas, Frosty the Snowman sung by Billy Idol.
I need new acts though ;) if I done sexy Glorybox by Portishead would be perfect!
Feelin Good - Nina Simone
Black Milk - Massive Attack
Mickey - Toni Basil ( for my cheer leading finale )
And probably a dozen I can't think of.. Been up all night with the little one and his strep throat.. Mom.is.exauhsted.
Wow! I love the variety!
Sex Dwarf by Soft Cell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3MtaVS60eY
@miz - yes! Glory hole is amazing
So added to my list - Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
I almost had an orgasm the first time I heard that song in fifth grade : / true story
Something like None of Your Business by Salt n Pepa. Definitely some Salt n Pepa or some vintage Prince - even Illusion, Coma, Pimp and Circumstance - I love that song.
You and Your Hand by P!nk would also be perfect.
Evil Kumquat - you made me laugh! Quite a visual with that one. Still giggling :-).
The Cult - Lil' Devil
or
Danzig - Dirty Black Summer
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You Better You Bet - The Who
Her Strut - Bob Seger
Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex
We're certainly dating ourselves by our music choices, aren't we...
CLoser - NEYO or
Tonight (i'm loving you) -Enrique Iglesias Feat. Ludacris
Obvious, but Faith No More's "Strip Search"
If you're gonna use a NIN song, try "The Only Time" off Pretty Hate Machine (because how can you lose w/a song that has the line "the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car"?)...now I'm wishing I'd thought of that one when I took my pole dancing for fat chicks (aka "Voluptuous Vixens") class a few years back. Lots of classics already listed, I see--personally, I like "Bang a Gong" and "Fat Bottomed Girls"; if you're going for the naughty girl effect, there's always Aerosmith's "Rag Doll" and Adam Ant's "Goody Two Shoes" (a favorite song of mine anyway). I did my end-of-class routine to Morphine's "You Look Like Rain"--if you want slow and sexy, that one's the ticket. (Alas, I went home that night to discover that my apartment had flooded and one of my cats had peed on my mattress in sheer terror, so that was kind of the end of my being an amateur pole dancer...)
It's Britney...bitch. I would totally strip to "I'm a Slave for You." In other news, my favorite stripping act in Magic Mike was Raining Men. They all looked so cute in the fedoras and trench coats.
Birthday Cake-Rihanna or No Hands-Waka Flaka
Or ASS-Big Seanrappers have the best stripping songs IMHO
"Screenwriters Blues"
by Soul Coughing
@Mitchellaneous, we could strip together, Cherry Pie by Warrant is my pick as well.
Aerosmith Cryin'
Without question.
Oh my goodness, I forgot "Need You Tonight" by INXS. Sexiest song EVER.
I'd choose "Big Red Car" or "Fruit Salad" by the Wiggles. You know, to get in that OctoMom vibe.
Portishead - Glory Box
Shake that Monkey-2 Short feat Lil John
Paradise City-Guns n Roses
Promise-Ciara
"Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe" by Barry White, or "Love to Love You Baby" by Donna Summer.
James Brown-that "Get on up" song when I hear the words, shake your money-maker!
She Rides - Danzig
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
She Rides - Danzig
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
She Rides - Danzig
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
She Rides - Danzig
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha.
Pussycat Dolls - Buttons. Yeah, I know, super obvious. But I like it.
Prince-Erotic City
Crazy Bitch - Buckcherry
Boss's Daughter - Pop Cherry
American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
I've thought these through! ;)
Prince's "Little Red Corvette."
Ciara - Goodies
The Black Keys - Gold on the Ceiling
Why I've actually had this thought, I don't know, but like Dulcinea... I Touch Myself by The Divinyls..
Brahm's Lullaby. Because I would want everyone to be asleep before anything came off.
Either "Get Off" by Prince or "I'll Be" by Foxy Brown & Jay-Z
You can Leave your Hat on by Joe Cocker
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