Your Turn
Watching Octomom stripping this weekend, made me wonder about what songs she chose for herself to strip. If you had to choose a song to strip to, what is it going to be? Something like Pour Some Sugar On Me? Something by TLC? Maybe you go new school and go Blink 182. Please don't say anything by Adele or Call Me Maybe. Name your stripper song.
Vanity 6-Nasty Girl
ReplyDeleteI agree. Nasty Girl. Or maybe "flight of the valkyries."
ReplyDeleteLMAO, Barton!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking "Laugh I Nearly Died" by the Stones for a private dance and "Crazy Bitch" in the main room.
Fire Woman - The Cult
ReplyDeleteDude Looks Like A Lady
ReplyDeletemadonna, erotica
ReplyDeletei love me some 80's. the tubes: shes a beauty
ReplyDeletemadonna: human nature
Lapdance by NERD or Birthday Cake by Rihanna
ReplyDeleteHit 'Em Up Style lyrics
ReplyDeleteBy; Blu Cantrell
While he was scheming
I was beamin' in the Beamer just beamin'
Can't believe that I caught my man cheatin'
So I found another way to make him pay for it all
So I went
To Neiman-Marcus on a shopping spree(Oops)
There goes the dreams we used to say
(Oops)
There goes the time we spent away
(Oops)
Always has been Closer by Nine Inch Nails
ReplyDeleteEnty, that was really mean of you yesterday to post that picture of her. I have a sunburn on my eyelid and the bleach hurt when I tried to scrub that image out of my eyeball.
ReplyDeleteLil' Red Riding Hood - Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
ReplyDelete...rrrowr.
Sliding down the pole- E 40
ReplyDeleteIts my fantasy song when i'm working out.
I want some stripper confidence.
Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days.
ReplyDeleteOctomom's song should be Warren Zevon's "Ain't That Pretty At All."
ReplyDelete@ djane: Cake cake cake cake...lol. That one too.
ReplyDeleteI know what boys like- the waitresses
ReplyDeleteThe Scorpions or AC/DC. They MADE that shit for strippers!
ReplyDeleteLC, I totally agree. Closer is just plain sexy. Big fraternity party staple when I was in college. I even heard they taught classes at the school in between parties!
ReplyDeleteAshanti's Baby...I actually took a class (thanks Groupon) and we learned a dance to it--so I could actually do it if I needed too!
ReplyDeleteLC, I totally agree. Closer is just plain sexy. Big fraternity party staple when I was in college. I even heard they taught classes at the school in between parties!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to download these songs this weekend! (Except Rihanna. Not even a little tongue action from Jeremy Renner could make me buy anything of hers.)
ReplyDeleteI work out! LMFAO
ReplyDeleteI think this would so work with a pole :)
Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Porn Star Dancing for sure!
ReplyDelete"Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches.
ReplyDeleteI'd look like Chris Farley in that Chippendales sketch he did with Patrick Swayze...but fatter and less skilled at dancing.
"You Can Leave Your Hat On," by Joe Cocker.
ReplyDeleteDarlin' Nikki by Prince.
ReplyDelete"Baby got back"
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ReplyDeletelove is strange, mickey and sylvia
ReplyDelete@DJane: You reminded me of NERD's She Wants to Move. Hell, I'd strip to that too.
ReplyDeleteI Touch Myself by The Divinyls. And I'm not even a fembot
ReplyDeleteBaby One More Time, but only because it was my drunk and disorderly song during my teen years. In our group, everyone knew if you put this song on I was guaranteed to come out of nowhere, hamming it up and giving the dorkiest, funniest strip tease ever, complete with butt-slapping and hairbrush lip-syncing, without the actual stripping part. I remember once using a pair of pantyhose as a prop and ending it with the pantyhose over my head and face, hands on cheeks home alone style, giving my best Edvard Munch. My sister-in-law still has a video of my most famous performance somewhere. Somehow, that night I managed to do a sloppy back flip without hurting myself, perfectly timed to the last line, "Hit me baby one more time!"
ReplyDeleteI finally retired the dance when my boyfriend at the time asked me to do a real striptease version of it just for him. It made me realize that the guys were probably seeing it as more sexual than I intended.
TLC - Waterfalls
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, stick to the old ones.....Big Spender sung by Shirley Bassey!
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one!
DeleteI said "Baby One More Time", but another strong contender would be Moneymaker by Rilo Kiley.
ReplyDeleteThere's a tie (for me) between the sexiest sounding songs ever -- The Eagles Those Shoes and Bob Seger's Come to Poppa -- either of those would be perfect --- dayum....
ReplyDeleteSeven Seas Blues-- Monster Truck
ReplyDeleteWhere Is The Rabbit?-- Marilyn Manson
Brickhouse by The Commodores.
ReplyDeleteRelax - Frankie goes to Hollywood
ReplyDeleteNeil Young's Cinnamon Girl or The Staple Singer's "I'll take you there"
If by Janet Jackson or I wish I was your lover by Sophie B. Hawkins.
ReplyDelete@Cindy - you're so on the money!
ReplyDeleteMy BF and I were making out to both of those songs the other day. He has a killer record collection and the theme of the night was stripper songs.
Anything from BACK IN BLACK by AC/DC.
ReplyDeleteRed light special by TLC is great to strip to but I can think of a lot of songs actually....
ReplyDeleteLove is strong by Rolling Stones might work as well. =P
ReplyDeleteUrgent by Foreigner
ReplyDeleteFeelin' good by Muse
Come Together by MJ
And my last but not the least, Undisclosed desires by Muse.
ReplyDelete@Em Cue Em
ReplyDeleteI am dying at your story. I think I used to dance pretty sexy, and then my friend and I started doing goofy dances for shits and giggles. Turns out if you do them long enough, you kinda lose your Honey
Shook me All Night Long always makes me feel wild. And my husband calls me Tawny Kitaen when I let my hair go wild so I may have to go with Here I Go Again (Whitesnake). But I sort of dig the idea of something slower like Peggy Lee's Fever :)
"The Morning" by The weeknd PURE SEX
ReplyDeleteI would Pogo Strip to Song 2 by Blur.
ReplyDeleteNasty, naughty boy by Christina Aguilera is one of my new faves. I sing it at karaoke sometimes and it is a crowd-pleaser for sure.
ReplyDeleteI am definitely going to look up all the other songs on this list!! I can see a new iPod folder "stripper tunes".
Something by Barbara Streisand. Kidding.
ReplyDeleteMaybe something by Disturbed. Love that guy's voice.
The Only Thing That Looks Good on ME is You by Bryan Adams.
Something by Jason Aldean.
"Poison Ivy" by the Coasters
ReplyDelete"Mother" by Danzig
"We share our mother's health" by the Knife
Just a Friend, Biz Markie.
ReplyDeleteGreat songs gang!
ReplyDeleteI like Naughty Naughty by John Parr
Boom Boom Boom (lets go back to my room)
Crazy Bitch
And Erotic City
*blush* now I wanna have a soul train dance party in my living room wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"Talk Dirty To Me" - Poison.....i know, i know, it's a stereotypical stripper song, but it's one of the few songs that makes my inner hoochie mama wanna dance and throw her hair around.
ReplyDeleteIf I was a pro stripper, my song would be Terrible Lie by Nine Inch Nails.
ReplyDeleteIn private, for my man- Slow by Kylie Minogue.
I too like "Lapdance" and "Closer". Or something by Prince.
ReplyDeleteYou Can Leave Your Hat On. LOVED it when they stripped to that in The Full Monty!
ReplyDeletePain - Ohio Players.
ReplyDeleteOctomom would've chosen octopuses garden. ..dontchaknow?
ReplyDelete@Robert, you took my song, and my guy. Joe rules!
ReplyDeleteI have three contenders:
ReplyDeleteFallen Angel by Poison
Bang Bang by Danger Danger
Easy Come, Easy Go by Winger
I have to add,
ReplyDeleteSlow Ride - Foghat..
Back in the Saddle Aerosmith
Bang a gong by T-Rex
@LC - That's mine too! I'd be a total failure as a stripper due to lack of coordination, but if I had to embarass myself in clear heels, it's "Closer" all the way!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I'd say Kiss-Prince or I Want You Now-Depeche Mode
ReplyDeleteOoo I like Crazy Bitch by BuckCherry as well. Great one!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Michael: Fastlove
ReplyDeleteUsher...Bad girl
ReplyDeleteCherry Pie. Warrant. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteBut I would never, so it's moot.
Gotta be Cadillac Pussy by Kid Rock! lol
ReplyDeletePony by ginuine
ReplyDeletebump n grinb by R Kelly
oh by ciara
Let's Go All the Way by Sly Fox or Shadow Dancing by Andy Gibb. Tee Hee :)
ReplyDeleteYakety Sax
ReplyDeleteMony Mony by Billy Idol.
ReplyDeleteFor a more arty performance, Forever Live and Die by OMD.
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ReplyDeleteAndrogyny by Garbage
ReplyDeleteP.S. Hi guys, long time no post. Missed you!
I Feel You by Depeche Mode.
ReplyDeleteCloser by NIN- good one you guys.
Confession. I *am* a stripper.
ReplyDeleteBurlesque, Vaudville, whatever. I take my clothes off in front of a paying audience!
I do it with a comic element, and my most popular act is When You Good to Mama from Chicago. Also have Want You Bad by the Offspring and for Christmas, Frosty the Snowman sung by Billy Idol.
I need new acts though ;) if I done sexy Glorybox by Portishead would be perfect!
Feelin Good - Nina Simone
ReplyDeleteBlack Milk - Massive Attack
Mickey - Toni Basil ( for my cheer leading finale )
And probably a dozen I can't think of.. Been up all night with the little one and his strep throat.. Mom.is.exauhsted.
Wow! I love the variety!
ReplyDeleteSex Dwarf by Soft Cell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3MtaVS60eY
@miz - yes! Glory hole is amazing
ReplyDeleteSo added to my list - Personal Jesus - Depeche Mode
I almost had an orgasm the first time I heard that song in fifth grade : / true story
Something like None of Your Business by Salt n Pepa. Definitely some Salt n Pepa or some vintage Prince - even Illusion, Coma, Pimp and Circumstance - I love that song.
ReplyDeleteYou and Your Hand by P!nk would also be perfect.
ReplyDeleteEvil Kumquat - you made me laugh! Quite a visual with that one. Still giggling :-).
ReplyDeleteThe Cult - Lil' Devil
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Danzig - Dirty Black Summer
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You Better You Bet - The Who
ReplyDeleteHer Strut - Bob Seger
Bang a Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex
We're certainly dating ourselves by our music choices, aren't we...
CLoser - NEYO or
ReplyDeleteTonight (i'm loving you) -Enrique Iglesias Feat. Ludacris
Obvious, but Faith No More's "Strip Search"
ReplyDeleteIf you're gonna use a NIN song, try "The Only Time" off Pretty Hate Machine (because how can you lose w/a song that has the line "the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car"?)...now I'm wishing I'd thought of that one when I took my pole dancing for fat chicks (aka "Voluptuous Vixens") class a few years back. Lots of classics already listed, I see--personally, I like "Bang a Gong" and "Fat Bottomed Girls"; if you're going for the naughty girl effect, there's always Aerosmith's "Rag Doll" and Adam Ant's "Goody Two Shoes" (a favorite song of mine anyway). I did my end-of-class routine to Morphine's "You Look Like Rain"--if you want slow and sexy, that one's the ticket. (Alas, I went home that night to discover that my apartment had flooded and one of my cats had peed on my mattress in sheer terror, so that was kind of the end of my being an amateur pole dancer...)
ReplyDeleteIt's Britney...bitch. I would totally strip to "I'm a Slave for You." In other news, my favorite stripping act in Magic Mike was Raining Men. They all looked so cute in the fedoras and trench coats.
ReplyDeleteBirthday Cake-Rihanna or No Hands-Waka Flaka
ReplyDeleteOr ASS-Big Seanrappers have the best stripping songs IMHO
ReplyDelete"Screenwriters Blues"
ReplyDeleteby Soul Coughing
@Mitchellaneous, we could strip together, Cherry Pie by Warrant is my pick as well.
ReplyDeleteAerosmith Cryin'
ReplyDeleteWithout question.
Oh my goodness, I forgot "Need You Tonight" by INXS. Sexiest song EVER.
ReplyDeleteI'd choose "Big Red Car" or "Fruit Salad" by the Wiggles. You know, to get in that OctoMom vibe.
ReplyDeletePortishead - Glory Box
ReplyDeleteShake that Monkey-2 Short feat Lil John
ReplyDeleteParadise City-Guns n Roses
Promise-Ciara
"Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe" by Barry White, or "Love to Love You Baby" by Donna Summer.
ReplyDeleteJames Brown-that "Get on up" song when I hear the words, shake your money-maker!
ReplyDeleteShe Rides - Danzig
ReplyDeleteSanta Baby - Eartha Kitt
She Rides - Danzig
ReplyDeleteSanta Baby - Eartha Kitt
She Rides - Danzig
ReplyDeleteSanta Baby - Eartha Kitt
She Rides - Danzig
ReplyDeleteSanta Baby - Eartha Kitt
Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha.
ReplyDeletePussycat Dolls - Buttons. Yeah, I know, super obvious. But I like it.
ReplyDeletePrince-Erotic City
ReplyDeleteCrazy Bitch - Buckcherry
ReplyDeleteBoss's Daughter - Pop Cherry
American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
I've thought these through! ;)
Prince's "Little Red Corvette."
ReplyDeleteCiara - Goodies
ReplyDeleteThe Black Keys - Gold on the Ceiling
Why I've actually had this thought, I don't know, but like Dulcinea... I Touch Myself by The Divinyls..
ReplyDeleteBrahm's Lullaby. Because I would want everyone to be asleep before anything came off.
ReplyDeleteEither "Get Off" by Prince or "I'll Be" by Foxy Brown & Jay-Z
ReplyDeleteYou can Leave your Hat on by Joe Cocker
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