Patrick Schwarzenegger wanted to date Taylor Swift, but got turned down. Why? Well, Taylor likes Conor Kennedy. The two have been seeing each other almost every weekend in July. Conor is the son of Mary Kennedy. Yes, the one who just killed herself. I wonder if Conor will be a cheater like his dad. For now though he is 18 and Taylor is 22 and it is probably just summer loving. Happened so fast. Hey, he met a girl who was crazy for him. She met a guy who was cute as can be. Don't know if Taylor got a cramp or if there was some suit dampening or whatever the rest of the lyrics are, but hey, good for both of them. I can't see it lasting because Taylor would have to do all the traveling and paying and is Conor even out of high school? Probably going to college. He should hold on as long as possible to have Taylor go to at least one house party while he is in school.
So that's what they were talking about on the radio this morning.
ReplyDeleteMeh.
Being a cheater is in his DNA. Is Taylor putting out yet? From the looks of this photo, I say yes she is. Have your fun, Taylor, then run away really fucking fast.
ReplyDeleteGod help her.
ReplyDeleteRun Taylor, Run!!
ReplyDeleteI doubt that it is possible for a male to have as little as 1% Kennedy DNA without being a cheater.
ReplyDeletehahaha love Grease lyrics.
ReplyDeleteDid she get friendly, down in the sand?
ReplyDeleteDo 22 year old women date 18 year old guys? I never would have...This is another fake relationship!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen i was 13 i knew of 22 year olds dating my 15-16 year old friends. But then again it was the '80s.
DeleteRun Taylor. This does not have a good outcome.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to check herself. That's some seriously bad taste in men.
ReplyDeleteNever get mixed up with Kennedy. It can never end well.
ReplyDeleteShe's actually doing this to get a song out of it, but it's actually going to end with one or more of them dead! Although if she survives she'll have a really cool song from the ordeal.
ReplyDelete@lola... when I was 21 I was dating a 19-year-old. It happens.
ReplyDeleteHow many freaking Kennedys are there???
ReplyDeleteGood lord! That boy looks Kennedy through and through! Run, Taylor, run!
ReplyDeleteYeah, four years isn't that crazy at that age. Some guys are more mature than others.
ReplyDeleteI know she's probably harmless, but she annoys me.
ReplyDeleteGuess we know who her next "I loved you so much and then you broke my heart" song is going to be about. *SNORE*
ReplyDeleteFSP from what my friend in Boston tells me-you can't throw a rock with out hitting at least one of them up there
ReplyDelete@lolaluvs2snack....I'm 45 and I would "date" an 18 year old :)
ReplyDeleteSo is he gay too? Taylor to mostly "date" (beard) for gay guys. I think the only guy she was attached to that was acutally interested in girls was John Mayer. These two probably have alot in common. He just turned 18 and is rich, Taylor comes off like a 16 year old girl and is rich. Should be a dream summer romance. They can hold hands and giggle together on the yacht while making plans to go the first homecoming game together.
ReplyDeleteWe're doomed.
ReplyDelete"I wonder if Conor will be a cheater like his dad?" Ha! He's a Kennedy, isn't he? They're ALL cheaters! I would stay out of cars and away from bridges if I were her, too.
ReplyDeleteAs a side note... A friend had a Dead Man's Party (where every one dresses as someone who's died - i know, we're tasteless)right after Ted Kennedy died so the guy I was dating at the time and I went as Ted Kennedy and Mary Jo Kopechne.
ReplyDeleteMy costume was pretty epic. I gelled my hair when it was wet so it would look wet all night and put leaves and little sticks in my hair. Wore a little strapless a-line with a petticoat under it and a set of pearls. When I'm going to be tacky - I go all the way.
Also, I apologize for describing something as "epic."
ReplyDeleteOT...the gold goes to the US Ladies Gymnastic team. Fabulous 5 indeed!
ReplyDeleteWow. Thanks for spoiling my night of watching :( womp womp
DeleteTaylor may be 22 but i highly doubt she has the maturity level of someone that age, so this is kinda of perfect for her. I hope this guy doesn't mind not french kissing..but he IS a Kennedy, he'll just find a side piece.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the spoiler Patty!
ReplyDeleteAnd fuck NBC's shitty delayed coverage!
ReplyDeleteI never would have dated an 18 year old at 22, but now I would at 40 if I was single, haha. Not really, he'd have to be closer to 23. ;)
ReplyDeleteShe has to be that blind the other day about the not mature sought after celeb. Has to be.
Did anyone else see the missy Franklin advertisement between her swims last night. He said that she would be interviewed this morning with her parents and gold medal. She won the gold medal about 8 minutes after that commercial. I hate NBC!!!
ReplyDeleteDisco I dressed up as Jackie one year for Halloween. I was in 11th grade and did the whole Dallas outfit. Pink dress, pearls, hat, gloves and brains and blood all over. I thought it was a EPIC! The neighbors thought it was disrespectful. Guess they didn't get my Homage :/
ReplyDeleteWell...I don't know, but with the bad luck that runs through the Kennedy blood line, Taylor should avoid leaving the house at all costs...or heavily pad herself before walking out the door.
ReplyDeleteIf it's true that Taylor is a clingon like the Goopster...then I might actually feel sorry for the Kennedy boy she's dating.
I'd say RUN TAYLOR RUN but she's guaranteed her next hit out of this "relationship."
ReplyDeleteOk, the following statement is going to be very tacky, so
ReplyDelete*****tasteless alert*****
(kinda like a spoiler alert - ahem)
Raise your hand if you think they're having crazy grief-fueled sex. My hand is up. And if Taylor is truly too good of a girl to hit that, I feel sorry for her. She's missing out.
I got a breaking news email from CNN regarding the gold medal. Thank you CNN.
ReplyDeleteMy kids did watch it live on the NBC app for the ipad though.
@Christina,
ReplyDeleteYes I saw that and ranted about in in a separate post here. IDIOTS!
Yes i think we need a spoiler alert if anyone wants to comment on Olympic coverage! I was trying to stay clear of the news about the 'Fab 5' until it aired later on.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to raise my hand but I really have a hard time believing Taylor Swift actually has sex.
ReplyDeleteI know, disco, me, too. But she's being presented with a unique opportunity here.
ReplyDeleteSorry Carebear. I'll keep that in mind. NBC has me so hacked off with coverage, it was more like my big F-U to them. That, and they won't she most of the gymnastics till after my bedtime anyway. They didn't start the men till 10:00 last night.
ReplyDeleteI was 21 and dating a 19 year old.
ReplyDeleteMy friend is currently 22 and is dating an 18 year old.
Holy shit, there's a warrant out for Cuba Gooding, Jr.
ReplyDeleteWhere's nolachickee whit the deets! What happens on Bourbon doesn't always stay on Bourbon...
DeleteI think it's Oprah's fault. He's making a movie with her in NoLa. Hahaha!!!!
DeleteConor Kennedy might be a better choice than Patrick Schwarzenegger because Patrick has Kennedy genes on one side and Ahnold's genes on the other. I saw another photo of them and Conor just looks like a goofy 18 year old kid, which means he's more mature than Taylor.
ReplyDelete@discoflux - that sounds like a fun party in a sick kind of way. I'd go to it, have a great time, but feel guilty the next morning.
ReplyDelete@dida lmao YOU are insane!!!!
ReplyDelete@EmEyeKay Wow, was it a good match?
I'm sure he'll be a cheater like his dad AND mom. Mary knew he was married and didn't care.
ReplyDeleteShe must need lyrics for a new song.
ReplyDelete@Frufra - lmao! She should indulge in that!
ReplyDeleteBut I thought she was stuck at 13? So really he's the old guy here!
Hmmmm...could the pic of Matt Damon be a hint to the BV?
ReplyDeleteFru, I think being a Kennedy, he's probably way more than she could handle in the sack. If he were 21, I'd give him a go. I have a strict rule that they have to be old enough to legally procure alcohol for me. (When I'm single, obviously...)
ReplyDeleteHe's got that generic Kennedy look so it's not like "Oh , I'm fucking [insert specific kennedy here]." It's just "YEAH!!!! I'M FUCKING ALL THE KENNEDYS!!!" I have a strict rule that they have to be old enough to legally procure alcohol for me. When I'm single, obviously...
Though, I wouldn't have minded running across a JFK Jr. look alike when I was single.
@SusanB - Nah, we had a shot block. Your guilt would've been overpowered by your hangover.
WTF just happened with my comment up there?!?
ReplyDeleteSheesh.
Wow Patty way to ruin it for those who have avoided spoilers. This is the only site I've been on all day because the commenters here are awesome and generally know better. Luckily the next female gymnastics Olympic competition is on only 4 short YEARS from now...
ReplyDeleteI do not see this going well at all.
ReplyDelete@dia - Cuba was in a club around 3am this morning. People were coming up to him, and he got pissed off. A female bartender came over to tell him to calm down, and he swatted her away with an open hand. Another person called 911. When they told him the police were coming, he shoved the female bartender and stormed out. I don't see the necessity for a warrent, but hey, this is NOLA. If he were a local, he could get away with murder. Literally.
ReplyDeleteI saw this photo on my phone this morning, and I thought Conor looked like Richard Ramirez (The Night Stalker!!) I will be sleeping under the covers tonight!
ReplyDeleteJesus fuck, this girl needs to give up on being in high school.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta admit those Kennedy kids have good hair and this kid is TALL. Shite, Taylor's what 5'11"? But for a summer fling it could be loads of fun with grief sex thrown in. Didn't someone say the other day they knew someone through their kids friends who said that she wasn't holding back at all? Seriously at 22 I doubt she's a virgin anymore.
ReplyDeleteLove the tasteless costumes. I'm sorry if that makes me bad, but I just do.
@Sunny - eekk! Night Stalker! One of the worst of the worst!
ReplyDelete@Frufa
ReplyDeleteI slept with my whole body under the covers for months while that psyco was on the loose. Thank God I figured out how to create a breathing tunnel in my Lifesavers sleeping bag - I was in quite the pickle for a bit until I brainstormed that shit :)
@Sunny - Mr. Frufra had to read a book about him in college (criminal justice major) and I had nightmares just based on what he told me - I knew better than to read it myself. It must have been terrifying to live in California when he was on the loose. What a monster.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm familiar with the breathing tunnel technique. Isn't it funny how being under the covers protects you enough to sleep? It's like wearing the Cloak of Invisibility :-).
ReplyDeleteEven now, I sleep under the covers, but only because hubby enjoys a ceiling fan set at warp speed!
Glad to see other gals get my grief sex angle. I feel less sleezy now :-).
For songwriting purposes, what rhymes with Kennedy?
ReplyDeleteI hope these girls dating the younger guys know what they're doing. My 21 year old daughter was dating a 19 year old and yeah....that didn't end well. Had more love for his best friend than he did for girls.
ReplyDeleteKennedy:
ReplyDelete-Infinity
-Meant to be (might be a stretch)
Jennifer I'm 3 drinks in How about Kennedy ain't the remedy?
ReplyDeleteKennedy / Schenectady (N.Y., for those who are geographically challenged)
ReplyDelete@Jennifer H, @Frufa and @Aunt Jess
ReplyDeleteMusic and Lyrics in the hizzy (but I want to be Drew Barrymore)
Sunny Fuck yeah I wanted to be drew in that movie too. Love.
ReplyDeleteBetter a Kennedy than "Dear John" with the poop and pee..
ReplyDeleteKennedy rhymes with Kopechne.
ReplyDeleteRIP
This lad just turned 18 on July 24th! Holy Cradle Robbers, Batman!
ReplyDeleteAgent OH! we all know all about Maryjo in this area. I'm about 5 minutes from her family. But guess what, most people don't care anymore. SAD.
ReplyDeleteI'm 4 drinks in.
ReplyDeleteKennedy/on bended knee
Jealous of everyone who's drinking - still too sick for booze :-(. Have one for me, folks!
ReplyDelete@AuntJess, I was on Cape Cod the night it happened. To this day I cannot believe he got away with it.
ReplyDeleteHoly cow, Agent. Tell us more, if you can. I would love to hear your recollection of events.
ReplyDeleteYes doll YES! Agent tell it! So many peeps here still think EMK was the 2nd coming (next to JoPa)! Don't get me wrong love the Good they do. But Damn! Yes this was the worst cover up in History!
ReplyDeletePoor Taylor. Why would any girl in her right mind want to get involved with a Kennedy? Why???
ReplyDeleteConor/knew I'd be a goner
ReplyDeleteLa la lala la la la lala la
She is gonna end up like Marilyn if she is not careful.
ReplyDeleteIt just occurred to me that perhaps Mary Jo was giving Ted a BJ when the accident happened. I haven't thought about this for years.,..probably not since my innocent HS days..,it's amazing how life experience can change your perspective on past events. ;)
ReplyDeleteMary Jo Kopechne RIP
ReplyDeleteJust past midnight on Saturday, July 19, 1969, Senator Ted Kennedy drove his black Oldsmobile sedan off a bridge on Chappaquiddick Island near Martha's Vineyard, just off Cape Cod. The Senator escaped a watery death, but a passenger in his car, twenty-eight-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, did not.He left Mary Jo Kopechne submerged in that car where she died. He went to a hotel room and slept off a hangover.On July 25, seven days after the incident, Kennedy pleaded guilty to a charge of leaving the scene of an accident after causing injury. Kennedy's attorneys suggested that any jail sentence should be suspended, and the prosecutors agreed to this.After Kennedy's death, Ed Klein, an editor for New York Times Magazine and an author of several books about the Kennedy family, stated that Kennedy asked people he met, "Have you heard any new jokes about Chappaquiddick?"
Never mind...apparently she was asleep in the back seat of the car, so there goes my new theory. ;)
ReplyDeleteThere are many excellent books and research articles out there. Read, read and them read some more!
ReplyDeleteI was a young teenager out for a few days at the beach in Cape Cod when this happened.This consumed the news and our communities.Having lived through JFK's assassination in 1963 adults let it slide as an accident. Many of us younger girls did not feel that way and had enormous compassion for Mary Jo, which has never died. I think of her every July, as well as my own sister, also named Mary Jo, who was murdered in the month of July, about 3 decades later.
PS: and no, silly people,before you ask. a Kennedy did not do it.
them = then
ReplyDeletePrada, you have my bad timing today:)
Agent...so so very sorry for the tragic loss of your sister. Thanks for sharing your personal perspective on Chappaquidick.
ReplyDeleteAgent...why yes, I am having some bad timing...and I see I continued to do so after you said that...as if on que. ;) I can only hope this post doesnt end up being equally ill-timed. ;)
ReplyDeleteAgent,
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry to read about the tragic loss of your sister Mary Jo. I'm sure you miss her still so much to this day, but i hope you and your loved ones have managed to somehow find some peace and that justice was served. Love and hugs to you, my dear friend
Maybe this is just her excuse to avoid Tom Cruise's calls...
ReplyDeleteThanks and @AuntJess, My Mom refused to believe it was true.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Agent. I appreciate you sharing. So, so sorry to hear about the loss of your sister. Love and peace to you and your family.
ReplyDeleteAt least she can buy his booze for him.
ReplyDeleteI think he was just named executor of his mom's estate with no objection from his father so hopefully he is not as immature as his age may lead us to believe.
ReplyDeleteAgent, so sorry about your sister. Beloved sisters are too special for words. I'm sure she's still with you in spirit. July is almost over. I totally understand. Too many of mine have passed in June/July. Makes summer less fun.
ReplyDeleteHugs and Kittens :)
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ReplyDeleteAgent I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. I think I'm tardy to the party but forgive me I'm still sick as a dog.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I do hope Mary Jo Kopechne's family knows that she has not been forgotten.
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