Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Suri Cruise Going To Same School As Lady GaGa And Paris Hilton - And Other TomKat News


I can't believe Paris Hilton went to Catholic school, but apparently she did. She went to Convent of the Sacred Heart. This is the same school that Katie Holmes has enrolled Suri for the upcoming school year. Nothing like some good knuckle rapping with a ruler by some nuns to get all that Scientology garbage out of your head. I'm not sure I would be proud to say that I went to the same school as Paris Hilton. Tom must love the thought of Suri being forced to attend Mass every Thursday. Tom finished shooting his movie over the weekend. I think even on Saturday maybe. Didn't he say he was going to rush right back to New York and see Suri? Have I missed something? Did he see her, because you know when he sees her there will be photos. Lots and lots of photos. Playground, circus, ice cream, L Ron Hubbard Fun Fair, and so much more. Nothing though. I think he will see her once and then he will see her very rarely. Probably just before each round of press for whatever movie he is doing so he can answer the question that he just saw her and everything is great. Katie and Suri were in a car accident. They got his by a garbage truck. If it were anyone else it wouldn't be news. Now, if a gang of Scientologists had stormed out of the garbage truck, then that would be some news.

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