Does anyone else think that Jwoww kind of looks like Shannen Doherty. Minus 20 years and bigger boobs.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian try to look cool. Kim's dress makes that almost impossible. I feel like it is an artichoke with a top layer.
Katy Perry goes for cleavy while trying to be classy.
Michael Buble and his wife wrestle in Rome.
Miley Cyrus shows her love for Flock Of Seagulls.
Matt Damon and
Michael Douglas as gay lovers. It can happen in Hollywood. If they are playing Liberace and his boyfriend.
Nicole Richie goes for a manicure with her brother-in-law's girlfriend,
Eliza Doolittle.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian try to look cool. Kim's dress makes that almost impossible. I feel like it is an artichoke with a top layer.
Katy Perry goes for cleavy while trying to be classy.
Michael Buble and his wife wrestle in Rome.
Miley Cyrus shows her love for Flock Of Seagulls.
Matt Damon and
Michael Douglas as gay lovers. It can happen in Hollywood. If they are playing Liberace and his boyfriend.
Nicole Richie goes for a manicure with her brother-in-law's girlfriend,
Eliza Doolittle.
I can't stand nicole icky. She tries too hard to be important
ReplyDeleteKanye & Kim make such excellent fashion choices. My god.
ReplyDeleteAdd Katy Perry to that list.
I see London, I see France, I see Miley's... (do not know how that got into my head, sorry)
Matt Damon reminds me of Shawn Cassidy in the top pic. And Mark Wahlberg.
No idea who Eliza D. is.
I'd rather look like Shannon Doherty and be 20 years older than be that trick
ReplyDeleteKim Kuntrashian has actually found a dress that makes her ass look even droopier.
ReplyDeleteI'm sick and tired of the pose that Katy Perry is doing....one leg over the other. Who started that? It has to stop. It looks so abnormal to me.
ReplyDeleteI do... I never really thought about it until now. It's my go to when my shoes are killing my feet. I can put all my weight on one and use the other for balance... Then switch back and forth making it slightly more tolerable. Or maybe I'm part ostrich.
DeleteI call Jwowww the Bootleg Emmanuelle Chriqui.
ReplyDeleteIt kind of sickens me that the Madden Brothers can still pull so much tail.
Wait is her name really Eliza doolittle?
ReplyDeleteThat is some quality bitchface from Nicole Richie
ReplyDeleteLol. I thought that was Mark Wahlberg. Obviously, Matt Damon is channeling what his character in Boogie Nights would look like in another decade.
ReplyDeleteCould Matt be the answer to the blind below?
Agree with Rose, Marky mark vibes a la boogie nights all the way there.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I finally relinquished and took my daughter to see Katy Perry's bio movie. As a result, I have a bit of a soft spot for her.
Matt IS another actor with a goody-goody reputation
ReplyDeleteI dislike everyone in these pictures. And I agree, the leg crossover thing is beyond dumb. It's supposed to be slimming, but I seriously don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI guess I don't really dislike Matt Damon. I just think of Team America World Police every time I see/hear his name. "Matt...Da-mon..."
America fuck yeah! Were gonna save... The motherfuckin day yeah! Sorry. I couldn't resist.
DeleteGod, j-wow looks more like the joker every day. It's sad that someone as naturally pretty as she feels the pressure to change herself like that.
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon reminds me of the Hardy boys in this picture.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Kanye trying to look like a thug??? FAIL!!! Kim burn that dress. Fire, Kanye as your stylist. We all know you two are just shopping/gossip buddies:-0
I am usually not a Matt Damon fan, but that hair is GLORIOUS on him.
ReplyDeleteMy girlhood crush on Shaun Cassidy meets my grown-up crush on Matt Damon. My head is going to explode!
DeleteMy girlhood crush on Shaun Cassidy meets my grown-up crush on Matt Damon. My head is going to explode!
DeleteI don't think I have ever seen Michael Buble dressed down. Nice he can cut loose.
ReplyDeleteI like Katy's dress.
ReplyDeleteCan't stand Nicole Richie either @skimpymist.
Miley is showing her love for flashing her undies actually.
@Maja His hair *is* glorious!
Miley looks so stupid. Is she that desperate for attention?
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does it look like Nicole has really long and narrow feet?
ReplyDeleteNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Please please please tell me Matt Damon is not our answer to the blind, he looks just like my first love & I've always been a huge fan.
ReplyDelete*pouting in corner*
Jwoww does not look like Shannon....her eyes are centered correctly
ReplyDeleteKim and Kanye - wow, they should start thier own fashion line....hahahahahahhahaha I crack myself up
Miley is growing on me, I hate myself for admitting that. Kid is kinda kooky and funny
Matt Damon! His hair reminds me of Face on the original A-Team
Nicole throwing shade again at someone
Aaaaaaand I'm officially over defending Miley.
ReplyDeleteGet off the instagram, trick! I'd be spending all my spare time on Liam Hemsworth if I had that at my disposal.
I hate nicole richie but I kind of give her props for going to the nail salon sporting a mumu and severe ponytail bump.
And who is this Eliza Doolittle chick? She looks face-punch worthy.
I want to run my fingers through Mattie's luscious hair!
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor's daughter is a waitress at the Devon in Rittenhouse Square in Philly. Miley and her fiance had dinner there last night and she waited on them. She said they were very nice...
ReplyDeleteEliza Doolittle = Eliza Dishku = Answer to another ENTY blind
ReplyDeleteThat's not Eliza Dushku.
ReplyDeleteI like Katy's dress, too.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have a soft spot for Miley Cyrus. I know it's delusional, but I would be so happy if her marriage lasted happily ever after.
It's sad to see someone so young already on their way to a plastic surgery addiction. Time to get off reality tv and hit the shrink's office for some self-esteem. Starts off pretty, ends up shitty and then you have Big Ang.
ReplyDelete@hunter - I don't think Damon is this blind. But if you believe Lainey, he is into some male Latin loving.
ReplyDeleteSkimpmist I was just going to say the same thing about Nicole. She comes across as such a beyotch.
ReplyDeleteUmmm...Miley..Miley.Miley..stop trying so hard. Why don't you go do something productive with yourself? Face it. It's over.
That girl's name IS Eliza Doolittle. (Well, it's her stage name. Real name = Eliza Caird.) The mention of her has nothing to do with Eliza Dushku as far as I can tell. ???
ReplyDeleteNo, Enty, I see nothing Shannen Doherty-esque there. She looks like a Kartrashian to me.
On board with all you ladies who are lovin' Matt's 'do here! So glad I'm not alone :-).
ReplyDelete@BigMama - Face - love it!!!
Maybe Kim Kardashian's dress is the skirt version of those red droopy-drawer pants Justin Bieber was wearing a few weeks ago. Or a modern-day bustle? If so, it's slipping. What has she got in there?
ReplyDeleteEliza Doolittle is a British singer-songwriter. Her songs are actually quite fun (the few I know).
ReplyDeleteThat's JWoww?? I thought Bristol P decided to up the hoochie factor
ReplyDeleteI don't care for Katy P's hairstyle like that. I love her hair pulled off her face, or maybe long and parted down the middle like Demi Moore (uh, and like mine. Maybe I'm biased)
@Lola - you totally transported me to my childhood room circa 1978, pink gingham check and Shaun Cassidy posters everywhere.
ReplyDeleteI think Miley looks great from the neck down. If rumors are true, she is wise to take a pic, because she'll never see her tummy look like that again.
JWoww looks like Nina Dobrev after a month of McDonalds and all nighters.
ReplyDeleteMichael K's take on Matt Damon's luscious locks:
ReplyDeleteWhen he finishes shooting this shit, he should keep that feathered wig on his head to play Kristy McNichol in a biopic
Nailed it!
@Sunny: Hilarious! Love Michael K.
ReplyDeleteAnd I loves me some Matt Damon too. I would tear him up, care not how many side eyes I am getting right now. I find him hotter than hell! That hayuh must go though (along with all the clothes).
Now, with all the wig makers in H'wd why can't they make a good one for Michael Douglas? Is this movie on Lifetime?
@EmEyeKay you must watch My Fair Lady. Eliza Doolittle is as iconic a character as Holly Golightly.
ReplyDeleteJWoww looks nothing like Shannen Doherty.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only person in the world who finds Katy Perry aggravatingly annoying? I like her songs, I just don't like her.
ReplyDeleteShit, I thought Matt Damon was David Spade for a moment there.
ReplyDeleteI love Matt Damon, but I thought he was the answer to the blind about the guy who tries to sleep with a woman from each country he films in.
ReplyDeleteI need to move.
I think the very first person I saw with the *I really have to pee pose* was Paris Hilton, all the more reason to throw her a side eye.
Maaaaatt Daaaaaamon
ReplyDeleteI know everyone has probably gone home for the day. *looks at feet and kicks the ground*
ReplyDeletebut I had some family to visit and just got free! And now... Time for me to break some bitches down!
Ohhhh huntie! Jeggings are not cute. Especially in a dark color. Plus! Bitch, who are you trying to fool hiding your belly with the purse and faux Express 3/4 sleeve bizness jacket. Your face is way poofy girl, either you needs to put the bottle down for a few days. OR! She is tots prego then I would feel like such a douche for writing all that. Hahaha.
Lord have mercy! It's kimmey. Alright DUDe you look like you have a 25 pound shit in your pants and it is not cute! Please for the love of all that is holy! It's fucking summer! What is with the bootie trend??? Why why why! Your wearing an already heinous dress in baby poop green then! You add some Horrid leather booties with laces that are OBviously too long. You can afford to piss in a gold toilet you sure as shit can pay for some cuter clothing. Arggg. Both of you look like poor people! There. Will that offend oh ye olde kuntress?
Mizzz perry. You shoes are cute babe. That dress is not. The hair is alright, I know thats your whole schtick. But yellow is not a very nice color on such a light skin. That was the nicer version of what I was thinking. Otherwise. The peepee dance has got to fuckin go. It does not make you look any skinnier!!!! *spoken slowly and loudly so all those fugly housewives in back can hear*
Michael Buble and wife. Super cute. Paps back the fuck off they are enjoying private time! We don't need to see! Yes we love it their adorable but seriously! You're starting to get creepy.
Sweet sweet white trash Miley. We were all with you for a moment in time. We liked you and you crazy rebellion. We have been there, it was fun, we don't judge on youths indiscretions. What we do judge Is what you fucking put on WHATever god awful website that is instahipster. Please. Put the phone down, go on a walk and have a bong rip in the privacy of your home. The little boys on instagram don't need more wack off material, TRust! Your pretty and fun! But the whole world doesn't need to see.
Matt Damon! Ohhh. I really hope he is not the answer to the blind. I like him. He is a cuttie. My stepdad met him at a Bourne Release Party in Boise. For the first or second one. He was very gracious and stayed after to take pictures. I wasn't there so I can't really say. But I'd hit it.
So glad the hair on Michael Douglass was for a movie! :)
I would have the same look on my face as Nicoles if I had people, especially a bunch of dudes, all up in my grill. She is obviously having a girls day! I don't understand why rich people don't go to nice spas with their friends. Instead they go to somewhere the paps can get a shot of them having a stink eye. Huff. I don't know who the last girl is.
Smash - OMG! Tell me what you really think!?!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the coffee thing. Gonna try it tmrw. Had an Americano today and my stomach was totally on fire. I don't know how I will go on without coffee.
Smash - OMG! Tell me what you really think!?!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the coffee thing. Gonna try it tmrw. Had an Americano today and my stomach was totally on fire. I don't know how I will go on without coffee.
Hahahaha. This group of photos had me on fire! :)
DeleteOuchy! Americano would be the most acidic. I was a barista for a man who was obsessed with the science of coffee. But it has helped me love a really good latte!
Nooo! My girl at Starbucks (yes I know, don't judge) thought that would be best. Will ask someone else tmrw. Milk and I are t good friends do no lattes anymore. Frankly, it's a sad state of affairs.
DeleteDamn phone autocorrect - should have said milk and I aren't good friends so no lattes.
Deletesmashbash - Your comments are glorious.
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry is annoying but her hair is kinda fab and I think I'm going to get my hair did like that if I can coerce a family member to babysit the kid so that I can actually get out of the house next week alone. Don't even talk to me about my busted-ass pedi.
I kinda love Matt Damon. I will be totally up in this Liberace film. Is Michael Douglas really playing the piano?! Liberace always gives me flashbacks of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with his homes with pianos in every freakin' room. God, I'm old. LOL. Do any of you even know what I'm talking about?
I was just talking about lifestyles of the rich and famous! My boyfriend does the voice so good! That show was great! They need to bring shit like that back and get Rid of the pseudorich and famous!
DeleteForgot to add: It gives me complete and unguilty joy that Kim Kardashian can look so awful. I know that is an awful thing to say, but whatevs. What the hell is Kanye doing with this mess?
ReplyDeleteFirst thought about the Matt Samin picture, "ugh, David Spade"
ReplyDeleteAll I can see in that pic of Nic Ritchie is what looks like horrible circulation. The bottom of her leg that is crossed looks the exact same colour my grandmothers feet used to turn.
Actually, Jwow kinda looks like Jann Arden
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas and Matt Damon are both great actors, this movie will probably be awesome.
ReplyDeleteJ Woww, disgusting what she has done to her face...
I love Nicole Richie. I can't help it.
Katy Perry....UGH UGH UGH UGH....PUT YOUR FUCKING TITS AWAY.