Lady GaGa finally released some of the photos from her night with Lindsay Lohan. Only the PG ones though.
Katy Perry checks out the photos of Robert Pattinson. Probably likes his fake tattoos in the magazine.
Mischa Barton and her boyfriend of the week wait in the European countryside for
someone to tow their car.
Meanwhile, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are really taking things public. Great opportunity for whoever he is cheating on Mila with to make some great money from the tabloids.
And Prince Harry lists the 1,000 ways you can use Olympic torch as sexual innuendo.
Katy Perry checks out the photos of Robert Pattinson. Probably likes his fake tattoos in the magazine.
Mischa Barton and her boyfriend of the week wait in the European countryside for
someone to tow their car.
Meanwhile, Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are really taking things public. Great opportunity for whoever he is cheating on Mila with to make some great money from the tabloids.
And Prince Harry lists the 1,000 ways you can use Olympic torch as sexual innuendo.
I hope that Mila reads this site, or she's just getting her rocks off with him.
ReplyDeleteLL and Gags look beyond fudged up. I hope it was worth the diseases you caught by being near Lohan.
ReplyDeleteLOL it looks like LiLoGaGa were partying with former In Living Color cast member Kelly Coffield. It's not her though.
ReplyDeleteThat would be a party where you just KNOW that you would wake up the next morning REEKING.
I actually prefer GaGaLiLo.
ReplyDeleteKate looks SO CUTE there! I've never seen her in skinny jeans.
ReplyDeleteAnother site I read refers to Will and Kate as Bill and Cathy and it cracks my shit up.
That's funny. ;)
DeleteOh my lord those pink shorts...
ReplyDeleteThat first pic is all sorts of nightmare inducing. You can tell by lady gagas wonky eye and lindsays "I can't feel my face" hand that they are both beyond trashed!
ReplyDeleteThat's the best picture of Katy Perry I have evah seen!
Mischa looks sad.
Mila looks like a kid caught with their hand in the cookie jar.
Duthchess Kate looks beautiful. I think she is naturally really skinny. I hate when people say she needs to eat. I don't think she is allowed to do anything without permission. But she is still pretty! :)
Sorry to be slow on the uptake here, is the inferance that M.B. is also a yacht girl for hire?
ReplyDeleteMB appears to be yacht ready!
ReplyDeleteSmashbash, Catherine was in no way pudgy, but she used to be a good 10-15 pounds heavier than she is now. If you look at photos from her college days, you'll see it. I think she's too thin, personally, but as long as she's happy and healthy that's her business. I think people are concerned because of Diana's eating disorders once she married into that family.
ReplyDeleteThat whole LiLo-Gaga thing is just beyond random. I hope the hotel flooded the room with antiseptic after they left.
I have never understood the logic of wearing jewelry at the beach.
Texshan i agree. She is naturally thin but she is tooooo thin now. I actually had to do double take when I saw this photo. Girl needs a cheeseburger stat!
DeleteMad props to Mischa for working that pose.
ReplyDeleteAllthesun, I thought so too!
ReplyDeleteI am sure Lady Gaga and Linds were sober. Don't you all agree?
ReplyDeleteUGH why does Lindsay insist on putting her dirty fingers in her mouth in every shot....its NOT SEXY - its gross
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S ME!!! I'm standing Next to the torch bus!!! I'm wearing a blue and white dress!!!
ReplyDeleteLinds is showing her trashiness with the whole lips between the fingers, I'm a lesbo thing.
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ReplyDeletePretty sure she's not trying to make the expression of which you speak. Not that I would put it past her but it looks like she's just trying to put her fingers by her mouth "sexily". Usually when you make that face, tongue is out and fingers are in a vertical V.
Ashdumb is just so shifty eyed. Just look at him. I'm just baffled at this one.
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ReplyDeleteI was thinking he was looking pretty good now that he cut his hair and cleaned up a bit. The whole Jesus look wasn't really for him.
Sooooo, I guess we can assume that chick in the middle is their drug dealer of choice that night.
ReplyDeleteI think we can also assume that night was brought to you by the letter 'C' for 'coke'. Between Gaga's red eyes and stuck out jaw and Lilo's hand to numb face pose, I think we have a winner.
Also, please tell me squirrelfriend is NOT wearing a friggin TIARA (?) and fur coat to their slumberparty. How pretentious can you get?!
Agreed about Kate being too thin. All those in denial calling her "naturally skinny" need to be reminded of past pics of her. I get that people ARE naturally slim, HOWEVER you dont go from being bigger in your youth to "naturally" smaller as you age,usually.
For her to be 15 or more lbs less than her college days tells me she regulates the fuck out of what she eats. And I am personally a little concerned, not because I think being thin or slim is wrong, but like a few already mentioned, because she's stepped into a Diana type position and none of us want Kate to end up the same way regarding food.
lilo always has her damn hand in her face, too bad it doesn't cover the whole thing
DeleteOh yeah, and dammit Asston Kutcher looks good in this pic.
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Ugh... nice body suit there, Mischa.
ReplyDeleteThe Duchess' "casual outfit" is terribly uncomfortable looking, but she looks adorable nonetheless. And, of course, Prince Hot Ginge. Hoorah!
Ashton looks good here. He's pretty hot looking when he's cleaned up. If Mila got him to shave the "beard" and cut the Jesus hair, more power to her.
ReplyDeleteI thought the Jesus look was to play Steve Jobs in younger days
ReplyDeletenice ass on mischa's guy, i think its trying to eat his shorts
ReplyDeleteAs someone who is petite and has always been naturally thin, I lost about 7 lbs. after college when I was under a lot of stress, so I understand Kate's weight loss. She lost it before the wedding, which doesn't surprise me. I don't think she looks too thin - she's not emaciated and she has muscle tone. The models I used to see in the elevator at my old job were emaciated and MUCH thinner than Kate, and they're the ones I wanted to feed a cheeseburger. Sometimes I think we're so used to seeing overweight people in the US that we forget what healthy thin people look like.
ReplyDelete@goheels83, is it TLo? Fucking love them!!
ReplyDeleteKaty Perry has the best body ever.
ReplyDeleteJelly.
I agree Kate is naturally thin, but lost a wee bit too much before the wedding. Love her outfit here.
Kate Middleton makes even electric blue skinnies look boring and conservative. How?!
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ReplyDeleteI was playing the guess the drug game too :) I am pretty sure it was Ectasy. My eyes used to get really droopy like Gaga's when I was peaking (TMI?)
A couple of you girls were talking about Mischa being a yacht girl. There's no way that the blind about grooming the younger relative could be Mischa and Hania, could it? I couldn't remember if the blind talked about the relative being underaged or not. Hania is 24, but they both seem pretty wild
@Sunny- no worries about TMI girl :)
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, this actually does make sense it's E. BUT I still think LiBLOW has that facial numbed out look one can get from doing coke. And this is MY experience talking, haha.
Mischa being a yacht girl does make sense, she's never fully recooperated her looks even though she claims to be all "clean" now. She just always has that Tara Reid ragged look.
@Jasmine and Sunny. Lol could be either or both.. My girlfriends and I used to get all huggy, kissy in pics when we were on E, but we also used to play dress ups on coke.
ReplyDeleteTo me Linds looks coked up, Gaga maybe more E'd.
With the tiara and fur cost Lindsay appears to be channeling Courtney Love, Winona era. How apt.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of either Mila or Ashton, enjoyed "That 70's Show" sometimes, mostly for Topher Grace. I wonder though why people have forgotten that he and Demi had an open relationship and he and Mila are old friends? They pretty well grew up together and probably know each other very well. Seems like a good match to me.
ReplyDeleteit is possible for a girl to not care if a guy is having sex w/ other people... If she's fine with keeping it casual, and they use protection, who cares. I mean really, Mila just comes off as the type of girl who knows how to play the game. He probably gives it to her good. Who cares.
ReplyDeleteI think Kate is thin, but not out of unhappiness. She probably lost the weight both from stress and to fit into clothes better. I think she looks good, but a few more pounds couldn't hurt.
ReplyDeleteI notice that, already by the second photo, Lindsay Lohan has taken possession of Lady Gaga's tiara. Quick work for a drinking woman.
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