Thursday, July 26, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Havaianas are 50 years old this year. I think I might have some that are like 20 years old. I love them, although I will say that I have also worn $1 store flip flops that have lasted as long.
Hilary Duff is all smiles because I think she got a job.
Jessica Alba in New York.
You know how most people see a talking penguin when they are drunk? Tara Reid sees Jedward.
Keira Knightley keeps on shooting her new movie. Lots of riding on bikes this summer in movies.
Kate Middleton is very familiar with the ping pong paddle and how to use it. I hear William likes a bit of a spank every now and then.
Kylie Minogue and Riley Keough get close in their new movie Jack & Diane. Definitely not two American kids who done they best they can.
Miley Cyrus looks at photos of Dolly Parton in Playboy. Her godmother.


62 comments:

  1. I think Dolly was on the cover and the interview subject. No pictorial.

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  2. Jessica Alba works hard keeping Cash in the style he's become accustomed too...
    Did he ever work ?

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  3. What the heck is Miley wearing?

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  4. I want Jessica Alba's entire outfit, even the shoes, which would probably kill me.

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  5. 0_0 is correct. I don't think Dolly has EVER posed or been shown nude.

    Did anyone else have to take a second look at Hilary? It did NOT look like her at first to me. ???

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  6. Love Alba's shoes!

    Brits, can you please explain Jedward to me? WTF?!?

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    1. They're mildly retarded pop culture punchbags for third rate comedians on panel shows to take the p155 out of every six months or so. No idea why they're STILL a thing

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    2. Jedward are IRISH,IRISH,IRISH! Not mildly retarded... yes they're annoying&winging it BUT they're absolutely amazing young boys, loyal&interactive with their fans. The two of them are an amazing duo of role models for young kids(who adore them by the way)and you won't hear of any foul play or crap about them. I'm not a fan personally, but in my opinion there is a LOT worse out there than them!

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    3. Jedward are IRISH,IRISH,IRISH! Not mildly retarded... yes they're annoying&winging it BUT they're absolutely amazing young boys, loyal&interactive with their fans. The two of them are an amazing duo of role models for young kids(who adore them by the way)and you won't hear of any foul play or crap about them. I'm not a fan personally, but in my opinion there is a LOT worse out there than them!

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    4. Jedward are IRISH,IRISH,IRISH! Not mildly retarded... yes they're annoying&winging it BUT they're absolutely amazing young boys, loyal&interactive with their fans. The two of them are an amazing duo of role models for young kids(who adore them by the way)and you won't hear of any foul play or crap about them. I'm not a fan personally, but in my opinion there is a LOT worse out there than them!

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    5. Ouch, poor Irish. Their retardation is manifested in their inability to talk in coherent sentences or say anything with even a microscopic spec of intelligence, not their accents!

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    6. And by "them", I mean Jedward not the Irish obviously

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  7. Does Dolly even have kids? I heard a rumor that Dolly is actually gay and her husband has been her beard for years.

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  8. You have got to love the background pic with Miley. Lil Kim looking so demure as usual.

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  9. @Cleodacat; I think that is Miley's NY sidewalk outfit from a few days ago. I think she had boots on then.

    Why do I know this? :(

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    1. Thanks, for some reason she just looks indecently clad.

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  10. Miley, do close your legs.

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  11. one dollar zories and havaianas are NOT created equal!

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  12. Miley really is going to be Britney 2.0, huh? I'm looking at her expression and it seems...not present.

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  13. Christine! - I've had one pair of Havainas and they are way too loose on my feet. Is that a fluke? I've got really narrow/boney feet haha.

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  14. Jessica's outfit is so cute! Me want! LOVE the shoes too!

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  15. No, Dolly has no children. She had lots of serious female troubles from very early on and had a hysterectomy. She loves kids, though, and has tons of younger nieces and nephews who call her "Aunt Granny."

    The gay/beard rumours have been around since the 70s. Personally, I don't believe them. I think she and Carl are deeply in love but just enjoy doing their own things AMAP. If I ever married, I could see myself having a similar marriage.

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  16. I LOVE Havianas! At the end of the summer a shoe store in Seoul would have them on sale for about 5-10,000 won. I have about 14 pairs of them.

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  17. I can't remember a time when J Alba did not look absolutely fabulous. And Hillary Duff has always been adorable to me. My daughter and I watched a lot of Lizzie McGuire back in the day. I'm so very glad she was too old to get into Hannah Montana. Miley just irks the living shit outta me. Counting down to her sex tape hack and release any day now. Girl is scrambling to stay relevant.

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  18. My favourite Dolly Parton rumour (and I LOVE that woman! LOVE HER!!!) is that supposedly, she has LOTS of tattoos on the parts of her body that are covered with clothes.

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  19. Nothing wrong with a little slap and tickle Wills ;) But it still makes my butt hurt when I hear her called Middleton. Just call her Kate if you don't like the title. Reminds me of all those asshole jealous high school girls that refused to acknowledge my married name cause I got hitched before them.

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  20. @Amber I had that problem too! Then I discovered the slim ones! LOVE

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  21. Here in Brasil we call them SANDALIAS. CHINELOS not so much.

    No one, but no one, calls them Havaianas.

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    1. @Aly - in South Texas, they're all chanclas.

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  22. Bought Ipanema sandals in brazil for about $2 - love them. I swear my metallic old navy flips are identical to Havanas. Have had them for 3 years and I wear them practically every day during the season. My best $7 footwear purchase.

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  23. @dia - I can't. Those muppets defy explanation. All I can do is apologise on behalf of the Irish nation and invite you to the pub for a nice pint!

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  24. Oh, and Kate is now known as Duchess Dolittle.

    Which is brilliant.

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  25. My iPad has its own mind for spelling!

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  26. Re: Jedward, I feel it's my obligation to speak up on their behalf, although they're completely talentless I can't help but respect them because they have made Millions despite their lack of singing / dancing / any ability. Also anyone who has ever met them has said they are very humble and respectful and charming. Plus they are very devoted to their fans! I hate their music but I can't help but adore them!

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  27. @mynerva - I'll take you up on that pint! Guinness is delicious!!!

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  28. I love Jedward! Completely agree that they have little talent but they should seriously have a kids tv show or something? They seem super sweet. And they're whiter than me!!

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  29. This is the first time I've seen Jessica Alba badly dressed.

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  30. I thought Dolly and her husband have an open marriage.

    Miley still looking trashy. Nothing new there...

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  31. Dolly can do no wrong!

    What are those flip flops? Am I familiar with them? Did anyone ever wear "Titties"? Squishy but comfortable!

    Love Albas skirt.

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  32. @dia - cheers! *clink*

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  33. Alba 's shoes are so fab. And she's the only gal on earth able to pull off that retro-80's tank top and elastic waisted skirt they're trying to push on us now.

    Miley looks like she's hanging out in her leotard to get in the Olympic spirit. Maybe she likes to do gymnastics along with the gals on TV :-).

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  34. Since Eliza Doolittle had more on the ball than 95% of the people at the ball she crashed, calling Kate Duchess Doolittle is a compliment.

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  35. It's hard to look WORSE than 2012 TARA Reid in a picture, but those clowns managed it.

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  36. Looks to me like Miley is trying to imitate Lil Kim's album cover behind her, with the crotch shot.

    The Duffster looks fab, so pretty when she smiles like that!

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  37. That was pretty darn sweet of Emmy Rossum...what was that blind again today? The one about the sweetheart? hhhmmmm...

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  38. Is Dolly seriously her godmother? This may be the first time I have ever been jealous of Miley! How cool is that?

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  39. Anonymous4:30 PM

    That's Juno Temple kissing Riley Keough. Kylie is in the movie, but she's not Jack or Diane.

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  40. OMG you guys are turning me...Team Jedward!

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  42. All flip flops here are thongs :) u gotta have thongs here

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  44. As much as I hate Jedward and really don't care about Tara, I kind of love them together.

    And in other news I heard a Cher Lloyd song on the radio today. I wonder how Cheryl feels about that?

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  45. Hilary looks great -she could stop losing weight now and look fab!

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  46. @luckylass the old navy metallic flip flops are made in brazil just like havianas. Methinks they might have come from the same factory-different label. The quality between the ON flip flops made in china vs. brazil is very obvious. When I was looking for a cheap alternative to havianana someone recommended the ON flip flops made in brazil. I now have a few pairs of both ON made in brazil and havianas and let me tell you aside from styling not much difference, in fact the ON ones seem to be a little better in quality!

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  47. The commenter calling Jedward 'retards' is being venemous. It is not a nice word to use and they are not. Admittedly they are not to everyone's taste but that doesn't mean you have to be horrible about them.

    Very sweet that they still gang out with Tara Reid - they adored her on CBB.

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  48. Jedward are great. They were hilarious on Celebrity Big Brother.

    I live in my Havaianas. Ross sell them for $5 in winter and spring.

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  49. @lucretius - I knew it! I love them even more b/c they have no name on them too. Mine are bronze metallic flips go with everything.

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  50. Miley is really bussin' it open....I'd call that her Playboy interview. Very subtle, Miley.

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  51. Amber, was just going to tell you about the slims, but Miss MacClean beat me to it! Once I found out about the slims, there is no turning back!

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  52. miley = try too hard
    does she really have a widespread legs open lil kim portrait in her room??
    quoting mikael K: klASSy!!

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  53. I have a shameful, terrible weakness for Jedward. I blame Eurovision. (They are fun songs, though. Fun has always been pretty much the number one requirement for me when it comes to music. Quality irrelevant! Is it boppy? Is it good for my singing range? Sold!)

    Lordy, are those boys white. First time outside or what? It's nice to hear they're likable on top of the music being fun.

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