George Clooney shows Stacy Keibler's dad around Lake Como.
Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he has been hitting the gym.
Jimmy Kimmel and Kerry Washington woke up early to announce the Emmy nominations.
Keira Knightley, Hailee Steinfeld and Mark Ruffalo all take a break on the set of their new movie.
Kate Middleton doing something Olympicy.
Shawn Holley and her most famous client pose for The Hollywood Reporter.
Miley Cyrus practices wearing wedding dresses? It's the only excuse for this dress that I can think of.
Miranda Kerr takes Flynn for a walk.
Jake Gyllenhaal looks like he has been hitting the gym.
Jimmy Kimmel and Kerry Washington woke up early to announce the Emmy nominations.
Keira Knightley, Hailee Steinfeld and Mark Ruffalo all take a break on the set of their new movie.
Kate Middleton doing something Olympicy.
Shawn Holley and her most famous client pose for The Hollywood Reporter.
Miley Cyrus practices wearing wedding dresses? It's the only excuse for this dress that I can think of.
Miranda Kerr takes Flynn for a walk.
FLYNN!! Yesterday Harper, and now this. I feel my ovaries ticking.
ReplyDeleteFlynn is adorable!!
ReplyDeleteI'd eat ice cream with those three.
Lindsay is the only person in Hollywood that can't be trusted to function daily without a lawyer. Wow. Just wow.
ReplyDeleteI know she is just doing her job, but I fucking detest Shawn Chapman Holley for getting Lilo out of jail so many times. That loser needs to take responsibility and pay for her crimes. SCH is just helping enable LL, and will have a hand in her death.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else notice the hottie a few paces behind Jake G?
ReplyDeleteI simply ADORE Mark Ruffalo! That man is Fine!! And he is a nice Wisconsin boy too! Swoon.
ReplyDeleteShit. Now I have to watch a movie with Keira Knightley in it.
ReplyDeleteFlynn is fucking ADORABLE
ReplyDeleteBoy those Lake Como Celeb Orgies there's Ben Gay and false teeth and trusses and support hose all over the place, and sticky!
ReplyDeleteIf Keira Knightly ate more than that little spoonful of froyo or icecream, than I'm a monkey's uncle.
ReplyDeleteThis is a photo op and Keira's Bethany Frankel-style anorexia/bulimia jaw is looking HUGE.
Didnt even recognize Lohan, that hair STILL manages to give me trash vibes even when it's not dyed and bleached blonde. Cant believe girlfriend has barely hit her mid-20s. Talk about being ridden hard and put away wet.
@Jasmine, that last line made me want to vom a little! GROSS. :)
ReplyDeleteKind of ironic Miley wearing a mullet dress considering what her daddy was famous for.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the yummy boy pics, George, Jake, and Mark.
*karen* hahaha, sorry. There really needs to be a version of that line we can adapt Lohan style. Like she's bought and paid to be ridden hard and put away methed. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIs Jakey G wearing GOUCHOS?
ReplyDeleteMM, I don't see a hottie, but I do see an Aaron Carter look-a-like trying to photo-bomb the shot.
ReplyDeleteMark Ruffalo! SWOON!
ReplyDeleteJasmine, my dad used to say that all of the time. Been a long time since I've heard that phrase!
ReplyDeleteMiley, just no. No. This girl has the worst taste in clothes I have ever seen, with the exception of Chloe Sevigny and Juliette Lewis. I usually make fun of stylists, because I think it's ridiculous when grown people can't pick out their own damn clothes, but she obviously needs help.
Way to make the Emmy nominations all about you, Jimmy.
I've seen photos of Keira when she was in school, and she's always been skinny. But honestly, she is so skinny she looks unhealthy. Plus I think she's WILDLY overrated as an actress. I hope Hailee doesn't pick up any unhealthy eating habits from her.
Kate is lovely, and she has beautiful hair, but I wouldn't mind seeing it up once in a while. It seems like every other photo I see of her, she's pushing it out of her face.
Flynn and Harper are my total baby crushes. They are both sooooo darn cute!
Why does SCH get a glamorous photo shoot?
I'm boarding the Jakey G is gay train now. No straight man walks around with his jacket tied around his waist
ReplyDeleteAnd that expression on his face? Oh yeaahhh
DeleteKate is so frail looking. Beautiful, but frail.
ReplyDeleteLove baby Flynn the most of all celeb babies!
@Jasmine
ReplyDeleteMonkey's Uncle, haha, I grew up with that phrase.
Miley and Britney should go shopping together, they'd want to hit the same crap stores.
ReplyDeleteYes, Flynn is delicious!!
Flynn is so cute! Love his hat.
ReplyDeleteWhen Enty referred to Lindsay as a client, I immediately thought "hooker". I didn't realize that lady was her lawyer.
I can't help myself, I love pics of Miley & Liam. I think its nice he's keeping her around even though he's in his way to being a huge star & she's already on her way out the Hollywood door.
ReplyDeleteI just lost respect for Shawn Holley - she shouldn't be doing photo shoots with clients, especially notorious ones. It does nothing for her credibility.
ReplyDeleteKATE PLEASE EAT!
ReplyDeleteHURRY BEFORE NOTHING IS LEFT!
Flynn is so cute, hate his mom's shoes though.
ReplyDeleteThat is a terrible photo of Kerry Washington!
I wonder if Stacy Ks dad is weirded out that George is older than him..
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney still has it.
ReplyDeleteFlynn is just too adorable.
I CANNOT wait for the Olympics!! :)
Blech! George Clooney skeeves me out. Doesn't he AT ALL feel embarrassed that he looks older than his "girlfriend's" father?? Gross.
ReplyDeleteI just want to tickle Flynn's little belly to make him giggle. What a cutie.
ReplyDeleteI love Miranda Kerr, but I'm starting to worry that the daily DM photos of her are tipped pap pics...
ReplyDelete@Hairydawg, sadly, my husband will tie his jacket or sweater around his waist. I hate it but I'm not willing to hold it and he just CANNOT hold something and walk at the same time.
ReplyDeleteBABIES!!! I want to zerbert those cheekies! Flynn and Harper, I'm planning your wedding now.
ReplyDelete@Jasmine - if the expression fits! LOL!
@anita - I'm often accused of not being able walk and hold things too. I like to look at all the sparkly things.
Flynn too cute. George can do no wrong in my eyes. Miley- if you look up " tasteless", her pic will be there. Kates belly actually concave, paps cant write any preg stories miw, lolololol
ReplyDeleteMy husband also ties jumpers and jackets around his waist.
ReplyDeleteFlynn, such a cute baby! My boss has a really gorgeous baby boy too.
Lindsay looks like she smoked her bath salts and is ready to eat the lawyer's fucking face!!
ReplyDeleteMiley is so redneck she had to have the mullet dress as a tribute to daddy, but mullet hair is business in the front, party in the back. It appears that mullet dresses are business in the back, party in the front....yup, that's Miley.
ReplyDeleteKeira is yelling through her teeth: "How long to I have to fucking hold this ice cream? I just smelled 500 calories!!"
ReplyDelete@MM- unless your "hottie" wore out the patched knees of his jeans servicing our Jakie G, I'd venture to say he's just a local construction worker.
ReplyDelete(Although its within the realm of possibility, if he's one of those gays with a Village People fetish, or likes those kitschy male strippers. Yes! That's IT! Jake saw Magic Mike, and needed some construction worker, tool belt wearing ass!)
God I'm such a good detective, Tom Cruise should hire me.
Clooney is 18 years older than Keibler. If her dad is younger than Clooney, I don't think he's in much of a position to complain about anything. And I don't get how anyone thinks that he looks older than the guy.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually starting to think the Keibler-Clooney thing might take. It'd be hilarious if it did, after all the "her contract's up" talk.
ReplyDeleteoh George. *swoon*
ReplyDeleteblonde Miley = Amanda Bynes
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