Katie Holmes teases Suri with a trip to the pet store.
And then crushes her. Life's lessons.
Miley Cyrus is now a blond. And a fish.
Chris Noth gets his tongue inspected by Andrea Anders while Minnie Driver looks on.
Another week for Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox at church. Still no answer to their prayers to be treated seriously as actors.
Mario Lopez flexes for his daughter.
Minky Kelly on the far left and Mandy Moore next to her at a wedding.
Now you can say you have seen everything. A woman with 14 kids stripping.
Pamela Anderson back in Malibu.
And then crushes her. Life's lessons.
Miley Cyrus is now a blond. And a fish.
Chris Noth gets his tongue inspected by Andrea Anders while Minnie Driver looks on.
Another week for Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox at church. Still no answer to their prayers to be treated seriously as actors.
Mario Lopez flexes for his daughter.
Minky Kelly on the far left and Mandy Moore next to her at a wedding.
Now you can say you have seen everything. A woman with 14 kids stripping.
Pamela Anderson back in Malibu.
Octomom, you are not sexy.
ReplyDeletere octomom: is that her left butt cheek, or did a testicle fall out?
ReplyDeleteMY EYES! MY EYES!
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ReplyDeleteIt seems to bother Enty that BAG and Megan Fox are seen going to church pretty often. Is it because it's for publicity? Even if it is, I'd rather that they get publicity for going to church and not for DUIs and the like.
ReplyDeleteAnd if they're not going to church for the right reasons, maybe they'll still soak up something good. :)
I know I have pictures of myself from the early 2000's doing the duck lips pose, but I'm still going to blame Miley Cyrus for it's enduring popularity.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @Cathy
ReplyDeleteMiley looks pretty good as a blonde. Minus the stupid fish lips.
I like Megan's shoes.
Unless she's poking fun at Courtney Stodden, I can't abide by that pic, Miley.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what's more disturbing about OctoMom. Her stripping or that she has no real belly button.
Either way, *sigh* Poor, deranged woman.
@Suri- help is on the way :)
ReplyDeleteIs there a way I can un-see that?
ReplyDeleteAwww, poor Suri. If and when they finally do get a dog, I hope she adopts one from a shelter.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Trader Joe's veggie wraps with hummus don't taste half as good coming back up. Thanks, Entward.
ReplyDeleteOf course Miley looks good with blond hair - Hannah Montana was blond, remember. Sheesh, people, get with it :-). Haven't y'all seen every episode 10 times like I have?
ReplyDeleteThat dog looks like a stuffed animal! I hope Suri does get a dog. Shelter or if they want a breed, a good breeder.
ReplyDeleteEnty,
ReplyDeletePlease no more octomum pics. Please. I need to go bleach my eyes now.
Thxs in advance
@Seachica get out of my head...just about to post the same thing! LOL
ReplyDeleteAfter Enty's 4th of July reveals, I'm going assume the random photos are being used as decoys to throw us off the daily blinds!
ReplyDeleteAnd that means Channing Tatum is not being infiltrated into the wacky web of George and his buddies Cindy C and Randy G.
I have to give miley a bit of credit - i saw somewhere else she posted this with "now that im a blond i goota give duckface in every pic"
ReplyDeletepretty much poking fun at every 19 yr old bottle blond in existence
Disgusting! Should have warned us.
ReplyDeleteMandy Moore - no more botox and f-ing with your face!
Looks like Pam's puss gets a rest.
I looked closer at Octomom's picture. What is that extra skin? That can't be ass. Can it? Those boots are so cheap looking. What's grosser than pleather?
ReplyDelete@Frufra
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's wrong with me for forgetting that, lol. I have a 16 year old daughter that watched every. single. episode. back in the day. I caught many myself with her.
It's been a long time! :)
That is such a depressing picture of Octomom. Those poor children. They didn't deserve that hot mess.
ReplyDeleteI hope Suri's dog comes from a SHELTER or a RESCUE GROUP.
ReplyDeleteUgh.
Anyway...
I have always been on the Chris-Klein-is-the-father train, but it JUST dawned on me who Suri looks like...my cousin when she was that age. Whose father, my uncle, always looked to me like...Tom Cruise. Whoa.
Mind sufficiently blown.
Fishnet covered lymphedema. Still bigger balls than I, and I only have 1.
ReplyDeleteThat looks more like Scott Wolf than it does Mario Lopez.
ReplyDeleteAnd Miley is adorable, I'm SOOO glad she's not "working" or "speaking". She's really cute, and isn't doing shitty movies/records. Thats what all the no talent former child/Disney stars should do; take a break, spend your money, stay away from ANY project for at least 5 years. Girl can sing though, but I am not a fan.
ReplyDeleteRight AKM, She's starting to look Cruise-ish.. HMMM..
ReplyDeleteOctomum is so gruesome. I bet her underwear could tell a few stories! Preferably not!
ReplyDeletehey ya'll- celebitchy is getting hammered by CO$ commenters. ugh.
ReplyDeleteI hate to be this person, but am I the only one who sees a baby-bump on Megan? She's just not that curvy normally...
ReplyDeleteIt's been confirmed she's pregnant.
ReplyDeleteThis was an unfortunate line up of images. Sucked in by the cute puppy only to be train wrecked by Miley's duck lips, Chris Noth & Minnie Driver's scary skin, BAG who (to me) always seems to reek of hard anger, Mario - yeeek (although Enty's comment about flexing for his daughter - ha, ha, ha), small breath of "it's going to be ok" with the Minka and Mandy shot, only to be brutally slammed with the trauma of seeing the stripping Octomom. Agh! Nightmares tonight? Check.
ReplyDeleteAwww...Suri's face is the face of every child everywhere who has been told, "no sweetie, we aren't getting a puppy today."
ReplyDeleteI love that she's getting to have normal kid experiences (paps notwithstanding).
Ah thanks @Nerners,
ReplyDeleteI was sans gossip for a few busy weeks, so must have missed that. And here I am, thinking I should be a celeb-detective!
Re: Suri's strongest resemblance, I'll just put this here:
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And this:
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j109/Xskander/scientology/1-2-disgust.png
LOL @ Luckylass!
ReplyDeleteI see Chris Noth touched up his gray.
It's sad to see that Octomom has to strip to provide to her 14 kids...
ReplyDeleteid like suri to get a dog from a shelter. katie could even use it for more good pr. think of it katie!
ReplyDeletecould there be at least a warning at what is coming?! im scrolling down and suddenly my eyes begin burning. thanks a lot.
Lia..I saw that too. I still love Miley.
ReplyDeleteIs that octo's ass? Seriously, what's going on back there? That pic makes me feel sad. :(
The pix of Octomom is so creepy, I took it off the Daily Mail for my own blog. That is indeed her ass. If you look at the other photos it makes sense. Also at the DM, you can see alllll the stretch marks on her skin, and in one shot, her right breast is uncovered and unblurred. Did she get a boob job?
ReplyDeleteShe grosses me out as much as the rest of you, but like a train wreck, I find myself staring.
NO PUPPY FOR YOU!
I had to go back and look at Oct's pic again because I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary and OMG. WTF IS THAT?!
ReplyDeleteNow now, let's not get all testey about Octomom ;-)
ReplyDeleteO, and I guess Pam's yacht tricks are done for the time being. Which is probably good, considering how rough she looks, it seems that she's been umm, "working hard" for the money!
ReplyDeleteHOLD ON!!!
ReplyDeleteI just went back to look @Octo's pic to see what the "ass" comments were about, and, WHOA!!! Is that really her ASS hanging down, seen in between her inner thighs???
Em Eye Kay, Ive got to see those DM pics-- off to google...
ugh I'm such a novice. just realized I commented on the wrong set of random photos. SMH
ReplyDeleteoctomom looks like a wonky primate
ReplyDeleteblech!
octo-ugh
ReplyDeleteDammit Katie, give Suri a puppy. She's had a hard week!
ReplyDeleteI think Octomom does have her fans. There are some sique puppies out there. She seems to be okay with the fluffy/soft porn route, so good for her.
ReplyDeleteI like Miley. She did the duck face as a joke. (speaking of which, ducking the rocks...)
I apologize for sending ya'll to the Daily Mail.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate :)
Katie, PLEASE adopt from a shelter or rescue group. Animal Haven seems like a lovely organization.
ReplyDeleteMiley looks pretty good as a blonde.
Megan Fox has obviously been reading the CDAN comments re: proper church attire. ;)
I think Suri looks like Tommy Davis.
ReplyDeleteDoes the Minka/Mandy pic have to do with Wilmer? I must have missed a blind. Or is Wilmer the creep who likes young girls?
Shelly, lymphedema!!! Haha!
ReplyDeleteThat is the most massive testicle Ive ever seen. Maybe its all a scam and she's a dude.
if i lived in california i would seriously think about filing a class action suit against octomom and the so called dr who got her impregnated twice. his malpractice might cover two years of her state benefits for all those kids. disgusting!! and the poor kids didn't ask for any of this and will always be known as her kids.
ReplyDeleteas far as suri, i think her dad is chris klein. good catholic girls, except for rosemary's baby, don't make a deal with the devil. cruise was her way out of an embarrassing situation for her and at least suri is out of the cuckoo's nest. except she is going to catholic school. ah well, we all turned out ok to some degree with that background.
Suri has such an expressive face, she should go into acting LOL
ReplyDeleteI do feel sorry for octomom, it would suck to be her, humiliate myself or kids get taken off me, I gotta give her credit, she's been looking after her kids while being constantly hounded and mocked, she must be a strong woman and no enty i've never wanted to see that ugh how do I unsee? Now happier pics Miley wow she looks great and if she was making fun of duck lips I like her a bit more now :)
ReplyDelete"The picture of Andrea Anders makes me miss Better Off Ted hugely."
ReplyDeleteI know. :(
Regarding the Octomom pic, I was reminded of the foreshadowing quote from the novel Nightmare Alley "He'll geek":
ReplyDeletehttp://www.devilsaccountant.com/2010/12/ten-best-books-of-2010-nightmare-alley.html
"good catholic girls, except for rosemary's baby, don't make a deal with the devil."
ReplyDeleteRosemary Woodhouse, although raised Catholic, admits to Minnie and Roman that she is, in fact, agnostic.
I...have no clue why I was compelled to write that.