Apparently Banana Republic has decided that knees just aren't necessary on models.
Christina Aguilera goes makeup free. MAC lays off thousands.
Demi Lovato at boot camp in Miami.
Simon Cowell was there doing an i.d check before finding someone to spend the day with.
Emmy Rossum brings paps some ice cream on the set of Shameless and then
pretends like she is going to eat one.
Anna Faris on the Santa Monica pier.
I didn't think it was possible for Giuliana Rancic to get more thin. I was wrong.
Gwen Stefani does some strange leopard thing.
Christina Aguilera goes makeup free. MAC lays off thousands.
Demi Lovato at boot camp in Miami.
Simon Cowell was there doing an i.d check before finding someone to spend the day with.
Emmy Rossum brings paps some ice cream on the set of Shameless and then
pretends like she is going to eat one.
Anna Faris on the Santa Monica pier.
I didn't think it was possible for Giuliana Rancic to get more thin. I was wrong.
Gwen Stefani does some strange leopard thing.
Hmmm, no Taylor Swift?
ReplyDelete0_o @Gwen Stefani
ReplyDeleteI was going to make a crack about Giuliana going to the Donatella Versace School of Dieting, but she's also been pretty sick more recently. Hopefully she's okay.
ReplyDeleteOh Gwen, WHY?
ReplyDeleteShameless is filming? Oooooh Yeah...Come on January.
ReplyDeleteAww, Giuliana. :(
ReplyDeleteIt makes me really sad to see her looking like that. She should go to rehab for her eating disorder.
Gwen, your attire is starting to resemble Madonna's futile attempts at being hip and young. Please just embrace your 40's. Quit trying to be the 20 something hipster.
ReplyDeleteOk the rules for the Official Blohan Crash Pool. (This might be full of spelling errors because I think the laxative I took just kicked in. Oy.)
ReplyDelete1. You can pick any 2-4 hour block of time. No overlap. First come first served.
2. The wreck has to include a tow-truck. Yesterday's fender bender doesn't count for us like it doesn't count for her.
3. (Oh god.) If everybody's chosen time passes without incident (shocker), we can all start again.
Winner will receive a $15 Amazon gift card from me. Enty has nothing to do with this. You can add me and contact me on Facebook with your mailing address to claim your prize.
Any (oh god cramps) questions?
Why the FUCK did I take those laxatives!
Monday July 25th, 12am-4am
ReplyDeleteSidenote: I'll put them in a calendar when I get home.
ReplyDeleteI'll take September 2, 2012 from 3PM - 7PM. I will be on a road trip then, and all the good stuff happens when I'm traveling! Hah.
ReplyDeleteSunday August 19th, 1am - 3am
ReplyDeleteAugust 31st, 5 to 9pm
ReplyDeleteAugust 5. 2-6 am.
ReplyDeleteSunday, July 29, 1 AM - 5 AM
ReplyDeleteI'm going with 8/29 between 10-12 am, thanks for the pool!
ReplyDeleteSaturday, July 28 - 12AM - 4 AM
ReplyDeleteVicki - sorry about the cramps :(
ReplyDeleteThursday, Aug 9, 1-5am
ReplyDeleteIs 1am considered to be part of the day before, or next day? In other words, is 1am Saturday considered to be part of a Friday night of drinking, or does the date roll over at midnight?
Tuesday, August 22 12-4am
ReplyDeleteYeah.. that would be WEDNESDAY, August 22 12-4am
ReplyDeleteVicki go home (if you aren't there already). Sucks to have sick tummy at work.
ReplyDeleteVicki, pencil me in for 12/21/12 from 12-4am. If the Mayan prophecy doesn't come thru, LiLo's driving will!
ReplyDeleteSunday, August 13, 12 - 4 a.m. Thank you, Vicki!
ReplyDeleteMeh, I have 3 minutes and it's my own damn fault.
ReplyDeleteOh Giuliana Rancid, I don't wish your cancer to come back but for the love of god get some self esteem and eat a full meal. You are not and never will be a legitimate model, actress or celebrity. You're not even a good entertainment journalist which is the easiest thing in the world. Stop being such a wannabe poseur.
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ReplyDeleteI'll take August 6th (Monday) from 8pm-midnight. I'll find you on Facebook later (ooops am I at work where I can't Facebook? Shame on me).
ReplyDeleteGive me August 17th midnight - 4am. I feel lucky...Vicki sorry about the bad cramping. I feel ya, I've been home sick from work all day with a bad belly.
ReplyDeleteI love me some shameless. Makes me feel not so bad about my family and upbringing. Emmy rossum is fabulous in it.
ReplyDeleteAugust 23, 2-4.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I'm giving her way too much time.
Sept 3rd 2-6am Its gotta gotta be Labor Day! Even though everyday is a vacation for her.
ReplyDeleteAugust 11 1-5 am
ReplyDeleteThanks Vicki. Feel better!
9/2/12 Midnight-2 am.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon!
11/26/12 from 1-5 am
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better
August 16th 20pm till midnight. I feel it is a date for big events, as it is Madonna's birthday and also the day Elvis died.
ReplyDeleteFeel better, Vicki!
My birthday is Monday Aug 13th. So I pick that day 9-12 pm.
ReplyDeleteVicky- have you seen Lainey's new post? Not sure if you follow her.
ReplyDeleteLovato's outfit reminds me of the eloquence of the Go Fug Yourself girls about "formal shorts." And how bad they are. And how 2004.
ReplyDelete@Vicki I want Nov 1 , 12am - 4am.
ReplyDeleteGod Vicki - you never fail to totally crack me up!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry about your tummy, no window for me I just like watching. :)
Gwen Stefani is badass and even though that outfit is questionable she's still cool in my book.
@ Vicki - put me down for August 23 from 10 PM to August 24 @ 2 am.
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting this together! Hopefully everything is better for you and your cramps are gone!
i already said it in another post but, October 25 from 9-11am.
ReplyDeleteAlthough wtf she would be doing up at that time is beyond me.
I'll do 10/31, 12 pm - 4 pm.
ReplyDeleteFeel better!
October 31 from 2 a.m. to 6 a.m.
ReplyDeleteSept. 3 2-6am
ReplyDeleteAgreed, Gwen will always be cool.
Oops, someone has that. So how bout Sept. 2 10pm-12am/Sept. 3 12am-2am
DeleteAug 22 7-9 am.. oh wait..
ReplyDeletethats the first day of school and the drop off is crazy.. could be me! LOL
Sept 9 12-2 am...thanks for putting this together Vicki & sorry to hear about ur belly troubles, hope ur feeling better soon :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope you know the relief of freshly cleared bowels soon, Vicki.
ReplyDeleteGuiliana looks terrible. I hope she's ok health wise.
ReplyDeleteI'll take 8/25 midnight to 3:00am.
ReplyDeleteVicki, try Miralax, no cramps. : )
Gwen, just quit it, right now!
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ReplyDeleteGood grief, Rancic looks terrible - like near death bad. Very sad. The way the flesh is just hanging off her arm, and her eyes look hollow :-(.
ReplyDeleteDemi, sister, call me. Girls like us don't need to be involved with any element of this look you've got going. High-waisted,poofy, too short shorts - and are they pleated? Egads, I'm having '92 era flashbacks. And I always must lament your hair color - whyyyyyyy? You're a gorgeous brunette; own it - work it!
Emmy Rossum used to annoy me so much with her good girl roles in Poseidon and The Day After Tomorrow. Plus the opera singing made her seem like a throwback to Deena Durbin, an anachronism in the 21st century. So Shameless was a revelation. She's a damn good actress. And the good girl stuff is certainly gone now.
ReplyDeleteI'll take August 18th from midnight to 4am please!
ReplyDeleteI love Shameless but sometimes, Emmy Rossums applecheekness comes through and it just doesn't fit. She has moments of really good acting though.
ReplyDeleteMoments.
Emmy Rossum may be a great actress but she's always come across as desperate and kind of famewhorey to me.
ReplyDeleteNovember 3. 1am-5am
ReplyDeleteVicki I have had a stomach bug the past few days. Imodium, Zantac, tums, bentyl, and zofran are my heroes. I hope you feel betfer
Check Emmy Rossum in Songcatcher. So good.
ReplyDeleteI'll take November 1, 2-6 am.
Feel better, sista!
Dang. My time's taken. How about Nov. 1, 4-8 am?
ReplyDeleteVicky - feel better soon ! I'll take my birthday August 26 between the hours of midnight - 4 a.m
ReplyDeleteG. RANCIC has looked horrible for years. Don't blame cancer for that mess !
She actually frightens me with those oversized veneers in her mouth. Gross.
The early morning hours of August 19, midnight to 4 AM. Easy.
ReplyDeleteRemember the good old days when we all worked so hard to make sure our bra straps didn't show and were properly covered by our clothes? I miss those days.
ReplyDeleteMay I please have August 22nd from noon to 4pm??
ReplyDeleteThanks, this is sooo fun!
August 17 1-4am
ReplyDelete@Mitchellaneous, that slot's been taken. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the well-wishes guys. I was an idiot to think I could use laxatives to drop a few pounds. This discomfort is not worth it. :(
August 10, 11PM-2AM..How do I find you on Facebook?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know if this software will let you block a poster?
ReplyDeleteOkay, my official guess is Tuesday October 2, 2:00 a.m. - 6:00 a.m.
ReplyDelete@Vicki - Put me down for 9/7 between 9 pm and 1 am, please. Big money, no whammies....
ReplyDeleteMay I have October 6 8pm - midnight? Thanks Vicki for doing this - we all know it's only a matter of time!
ReplyDeleteVicki, on TMZ's tv show just now they did a big plea to Lilo to give up her driving. I wanted to call in and tell them no, that would ruin your pool. :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You should have!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to throw a wrench in the works, but what time zone is the pool in?
ReplyDeleteWait? Who won the other Lohan crash pool? I about died laughing when I saw that on TMZ and I remembered the contest on here.
ReplyDelete@FS, ugh completely agree about the bra straps. SO tacky!
ReplyDeleteGiuliana, what is up? I can't imagine how she looks in real life if her pics are this painfully thin looking.
I'm gonna have to catch up on Shameless, heard it's a great show. Emmy Rossum is adorable, don't think I've seen any of her movies though.
That's a very good question. Whatever timezone she crashes in? Like if she happens to be in NY or Miami, and wrecks her car, it'd be Eastern.
ReplyDeleteLilo, her accident was a minor fender bender. Doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteAugust 25th 8-12pm
ReplyDeleteI'll take November 8th midnight to 4 am
ReplyDeleteVickie my friend Jason Yepma wants to enter for October 19, hours of 10:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m. He doesn't want to register a Blogger acct.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not already taken, I'd like 9-10-12 from 9-12am.
ReplyDeleteVickie - in high school I tried that trick to lose some pounds. I just remember it "hitting" in the middle of science class, and a panicked race for the toilets!!
ReplyDeleteThere's gotta be a better way!:)
Go drop your kids off at the pool and you'll feel better.
16th of August 3~5 am if not taken please Vicki, and I hope u feel better soon too :)
ReplyDeletePls enter Karen Pratt Cornell for October 7 2;00 a.m. - 5:00 a.m.
ReplyDeleteAugust 6th at 12-2 am :)
ReplyDeleteJust breathe Vicki!!!
Vicki, I want October 4 from midnight to 4am.
ReplyDeleteThe girl on the left doesn't look as tho she has any pants or undies on. Look at the lace. Unless she is wearing flesh tone shorts.
ReplyDeleteVicki- Can I have August 7th noon to 4 PM?? Thank You ;)
ReplyDelete9-1. 2-3am. Thanks Vicki! Try Epsom salts. It's natural and the magnesium will curb your appetite. Tastes bad for a minute though.
ReplyDeleteFS - that is exactly why I don't think twice about showing bra straps now. And I have prettier bras.
August 30, 2012 and I'll take the 10am-2pm slot
ReplyDeleteWe need a spreadsheet somewhere to keep track of everyone's guesses. I guess September 2 between 1-5am.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that's taken. I have everything written down, but a spreadsheet is a much better idea.
ReplyDeleteI would also like to take my birthday, Sunday, August 26th between 8am-12pm.
ReplyDelete**One month today, Debutante!
Ha, ha, Vicki. I was just going to say, I hope you've created a spreadsheet for this, otherwise how could you stay on top of this.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking a pass on this pool - I'm be afraid it's bad juju to make this kind of bet (for me only).
I kind of thought Giuliana looked a little better. I've had periods where I've dropped weight and was so thin (always from stress), and no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't put on weight. But in time, I did. She may be (un)naturally thin, but with her illness and trying so hard to have a baby, I'll cut her some slack.
@Vicki: I'm taking our birthday, August 26. All day. What the hell.
ReplyDeleteI'm back from my trip home, just in time for the pool, I hope!
For the record, earlier in the pool I had mid-July, which has come and gone, so I'm SOL.
ReplyDeleteOMG - just saw my typo (I'm be afraid), lol. That's what happens when you type in the dark!
ReplyDelete**I'd be afraid**
Since I usually don't check in until after work, I miss all kinds of good stuff. When I saw 100 comments, I knew I missed some real fun today, Vicki you are the best for doing this!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with my bday! Monday, August 13 12 am to 2 am.
ReplyDeleteNever posted before. But can I get august 20th from 10:00 pm to 2:00 am? It's my mother in laws birthday and she is my own personal train wreck. Haha.
ReplyDelete1st pic, they probably hired a contortionist.that actually look like the back of her knees
ReplyDeleteThank you Vicki...and I hope you are feeling better :)
ReplyDeleteAs for Lilo... I'll take August 17 at 10 pm...
Good lord! You're doing it to lose weight?! Juicing is much more effective. Barring that, just eat paper. Totally calorie free, high in fiber and BOOM! instant TP!
ReplyDeleteI'll go for my birthday, August 25th 12-4 a.m. Come on Lilo!!! Momma wants a new book from Amazon!
ReplyDeleteVickie, I had a day surgery yesterday so my post got "lost" in my post med haze but I would love to take Aug 17th, Midnight-4AM PST if still available! My last time was off by a tow truck and 2 weeks!
ReplyDeleteGiuliana always looked anorexic to me, with her scary jawline. No wonder she wasn't able to conceive naturally.
ReplyDeleteOk I think I had something thats been taken, I will go with August 26th 1-5am
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling great about July 31st at 2am
ReplyDeleteVicki, I couldnt find you on Facebook. :( can I enter here?
ReplyDeleteI'd like my birthday, Aug 28, from 1-3am. Thanks for doing this, it's fun!
Ok, I was at my friend's for the weekend so I couldn't do anything for a spreadsheet. Will try tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteColleen, 9/2 1-5am is taken.
Henriette, 8/13 12-2am is taken.
Amanda M. 8/25 12-4am is taken.
Opie, 8/17 12-4am is taken.
*k*, 8/17 12-4am is taken.
EmEyeKay, 8/26 12-4 and 4-8am is taken, so I put you down for 4-8am.