Alanis Morissette returns to the stage after a four year absence and gets the top spot.
Blake Lively tries to pretend she did not come to the airport with
Ryan Reynolds.
Bella Thorne looking way older than 14 while
JoJo looks pretty good for 30. Ooops. 21. What does she actually do now anyway?
Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell win the award for having the most uncomfortable looking bikes.
Gary Oldman and his wife enjoy a little vacation.
Leo DiCaprio arrives in the south of France.
Lindsay Lohan is driving again. Not a good thing.
Blake Lively tries to pretend she did not come to the airport with
Ryan Reynolds.
Bella Thorne looking way older than 14 while
JoJo looks pretty good for 30. Ooops. 21. What does she actually do now anyway?
Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell win the award for having the most uncomfortable looking bikes.
Gary Oldman and his wife enjoy a little vacation.
Leo DiCaprio arrives in the south of France.
Lindsay Lohan is driving again. Not a good thing.
Alanis ought to know better than that.
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Deletei want to wash my Hands Clean of that getup
Gary Oldman is sexy. There I said it!
ReplyDeleteEDW, there is nobody that will dispute that.
ReplyDeleteOkay, who had the 23rd in the Blohan Crash Pool?
Definitely a reveal about Bella Thorne for the tweener who acts and looks much older than she really is.
ReplyDeleteHow is Lohan not AFRAID to drive after all of the accidents she's "been a victim of"?
ReplyDeleteI was run off the road by a semi 10 years ago, and I still panic when I have to drive next to one.
LiLo's mouth looks like a coin purse.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if LiLo and White Oprah are deliberately setting up pap shots of her driving in exchange for a cut of the action.
ReplyDeleteI guess Bella Thorne was the answer to that very, very sad blind.
ReplyDeleteI will always love Jamie Bell. On top of being a great actor - he's also got some great views on pleasing women. I'd like to go on a third date with him, ifyouknowwaddaimean.
*sigh* Gary. That is all.
Is Lindsay Lohan using laffy taffy for lips now? Trying to look all nonchalant. Bitch - you are SO chalant.
I just adore Alanis, being an angry grrrrl from the 90's and all...but that OUTFIT! Oh well, she is still fab in my book :)
ReplyDeleteI'd enjoy me some Gary Oldman mmmhmm!
ReplyDeleteOh, dear Alanis.
ReplyDeletehaha@Ingrid!
Alanis! Love your music but sister please! The shirt is cute but from the waist down you look like a grundge drumline member. It's crazy to think she and Ryan dated.
ReplyDeleteOn to that! I dont know why he and Blake are trying to hide their relationship. Are you ashamed to be seen together? Do paps make more for photos of them together? That's all I can think it may be.
Jojo. I can't believe she is 21. Unfuckingbelievable! She must have had some not so great teen years. I don't know and am not trying to body shame or anything. She just looks a little mature for her age.
The girl above her who is fourteen is adorbs! The makeup, lipstick and hair make her look a little more grown up. Otherwise she is a cutie pie.
Love Leo.
I think Lindsay has been reading CDAN and is just trying to fuck with us over the betting. She is a slob.
Oh, Alanis! *shakes head sadly* She's made two bad decisions in her life: Dave Coulier and those trousers.
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Bella Thorn is only 14? I had to look her up to see who she is. She's on some Disney show my niece watches. Someone keep Dan Schneider far, far away from her!
Gary Oldman - I've loved him ever since I saw Sid and Nancy.
@Mango, did you see Alanis' earlier music? That was mistake #1, followed by the next two you mentioned.
ReplyDeleteBetween the ugly one piece bathing suit, the "wife" comments in the police report and now the giant purse are we going to start the Blake and Ryan bump watch soon?
ReplyDeleteI love Alanis and her music. She is great in concert. But she never interacts with the audience other than to introduce the band close to the end of the show.
ReplyDelete@discoflux and @ smashbash
ReplyDeleteYou're both killin me today - high five
:) thanks. Usually I keep my sarcasm and angst towards the world to myself. But all you gals crack me up! And I want in on the fun.
DeleteThey look like those wax lips you get for Halloween.
ReplyDeleteOkay, now I understand the Bella Thorne Blind Item (assuming that is what peeps are referring to). In the sense that I'd never heard of her, and looking at this picture, would have never guess she's that young. Girl needs to dress age appropriate, like the tween from Mad Men. Oh yeah, really, really sad.
ReplyDeleteLindsay's lips remind me of after surgery Pete Burns.
ReplyDelete*guessed she's that young. I cannot type and push a cat off the keyboard @ the same time.
ReplyDeleteWhat blink about the tweener, I can't remember, argh! Have to go look her up, never heard of her.
ReplyDeleteWEAR BIKE HELMETS.
what was the Bella Thorne blind?
ReplyDeletewow I don't mean to trash Bella Thorn (great name btw) but she has that hollywood used up look at 14 very sad indeed. Hope she finds her inner power and takes it back from those hollywood scuz balls using her for sex.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who Bella Thorne is, but someone should tell her that she forgot to put her dress on over her fancy shift.
ReplyDeleteah crap...I think my bet is expired...dammit.
ReplyDelete@Basil Really?
ReplyDeleteI actually saw her in concert in NYC literally a day or two after it was announced that she and Ryan were splitting....she didnt talk to the audience at all or stop between songs or sing "Torch" which everyone assumes is about Ryan.
I figured she was just too emotionally destroyed, but perhaps that's just how she always performs
@Sunny - Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
ReplyDeleteWow, that girl is only 14? Never would have guessed. What are these young girls gonna look like in their mid-30's, geez.
ReplyDeleteI like ERW, but how the hell does she bike with that long sweater not getting tangled in the spokes?
That pic of Leo made me do a double take- I thought K Fed had lost some weight.
YES! Gary Oldman is The Sex.
ReplyDeleteSome actors are so good, they disappear so well into characters, and don't get their due. I think my Gary is that kind of actor. People don't realize that it's HIM in all those different roles. His accents are FLAWLESS.
I just saw his nip....mmm mmmm.
WTF is Alanis Morrisette wearing ???
ReplyDeleteMy God, she looks awful ! I thought she was a big yoga devotee ? Saw pix of her maybe a year ago and she looked fit. Not so much now.
I kinda wish that thingy on Lilo's mirror would fly back and give her a fatter lip!
ReplyDeleteEvan Rachel Wood should remember what happened to Isadora Duncan!
@lazyday
ReplyDeleteI've got one Hand In My Pocket, and the other one's trying to help Alanis change her pants
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ReplyDelete@ anita-mark - I stand corrected! Yes, I once saw a video of her with big, BIG hair and heavy make up, jumping around and doing her version of mall pop. Scary stuff!
ReplyDeleteI second msgirl's advice to wear bike helmets. Traumatic brain injury is ugly and scary and can be better avoided if wearing a helmet.
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love Alanis. She's always been cool in my book. Especially on Nip/Tuck. She's had her hits and misses stylewise. She's just looking really pedestrian in this photo.
ReplyDeleteHere's the blind. :(
ReplyDeleteSomeone posted a link to the Bella Thorne bikini page, which I had to see for myself, and there are provocative pictures of her interspersed with teenybopper poll questions ("Is Bella Thorne growing up too fast? Vote now!" "Is Bella Thorne a virgin? Vote now!" "Should Bella Thorne pose for Maxim? Vote now!" The girl is FOURTEEN years old, for God's sake! When I was that age girls were swooning over David Cassidy and Bobby Sherman, not debating whether their idols should pose in men's magazines. I don't know what to think anymore.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who wants to hear details on Jamie Bell???
ReplyDeleteYou guys are on fuego with the jokes, but the Bella Thorne bit makes me so sad...and being in the last Twighlight movie will only make her that much more popular, hoping some adult out there takes care of her, soon
ReplyDeleteWhen I was 14, I was reading Elfquest comics, playing in the woods, and stealing my older sister's records to record on to cassettes.
ReplyDeleteBI made me tear up... poor girl; just gonna be used like another subhuman, disposable sexual service station... :C
The situation for girls and women is TRAGIC.
FTP.
Elfquest!!!
ReplyDeleteactors lie about there age all the time. is it a possibility that bella thorne isn't 14 like they claim? it doesn't make the blind item about her less deplorable. but it is highly probably that she isn't 14.
ReplyDeleteSo who is the producer? Imdb lists 14 and 3 directors for Shake it Up.
ReplyDeleteI think Blake Lively is pregnant you guys...
ReplyDeleteHere she is on Big Love 2 years ago. She does look 11 or 12 here:
ReplyDeleteBig Love 2010
I don't think they're lying about her age.
Sorry, I just don't get the thing with bike helmets. No one wore them when I was a kid, and if I had a bike, I wouldn't wear one now, either. I know it's safer, blah blah blah, but it's not like they are BMXing through the canyons or anything. They are on a leisurely ride on the street.
ReplyDelete14 is a hard age to dress girls w/o them looking silly or sluty. but it looks like whoever is picking bella's clothes decided to go w/ pretending she is 21. she looks very pretty, but i think its a bad idea to...."advertise", if you will, at 14. she needs to keep her toys in the box ahwile longer.
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