Random Photos Part Three
Kate Beckinsale in Allure looking nothing like Kate Beckinsale.
I will let you have fun with this one. This is Adrien Brody and his girlfriend. I think he sat on Fusilli Jerry Seinfeld.
Catherine Zeta Jones headed to the airport.
Lest you think these are not real scissors under Heidi Klum,
think again.
Jessica Alba is back from Italy.
Jennifer Lopez and her ghost in Toronto.
Jessica Simpson's baby girl.
I don't mean to stare, but I think Jason Segel has the biggest nipples of any man ever.
Kate Beckinsale looks like KStew there.
ReplyDeleteI love Michelle Williams and Jason Segel together.
Jason has real man boobs.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's where Adrien Brody keeps his career?
ReplyDeleteHe has to be in the Top 5 of Oscar winners who experienced a slump after winning. Adrien, Cuba, Halle...who else?
Sand, it gets everywhere, I'm sure she's has softer hands ;) maxi looks lonely, awwww! Lol
ReplyDeleteSand, it gets everywhere, I'm sure she's has softer hands ;) maxi looks lonely, awwww! Lol
ReplyDeleteI wish I was just coming back from Italy. Because it would mean I had been in Italy.
ReplyDeleteWord, Amber. Word.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Can not fucking STAND Jason Fucking Segel. Everytime I see him I want to make him cry like a bitch.
ReplyDeleteLOL Vicki - why?! I will always love his Dracula musical.
ReplyDeleteI think Heidi Klum is divine, but the concept for this photo shoot is StOoPid! Heidi draped across the cash wrap at Yardage Town would've been a 3 pointer compared to this. Another Lifetime shart!
ReplyDeleteJason Segel is awesome but sorta grossed out by his giant nip sitch. And IMO his gross crotch situation too. Another case in point where the guy can be all schlubby and sorta gross-ish and the girl he's with is gorge and perfect. Every sitcom staring Kevin James/Jim Belushi, etc. and their thin goregous wives comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteThe main question is WHAT THE HELL IS MICHELLE wearing???? It looks like the scenery at my local rock quarry!
ReplyDeleteI actually loved what Michelle was wearing... until I scrolled down.
ReplyDeleteBrenda, exactly what I was thinking -- except I am more repulsed by the sneaker situation than I am the dress.
ReplyDeletePretty hydrangeas with Max.
J Ho looks like she's in a Nair commercial, circa 1983.
What is the email address to send enty a story?
ReplyDeleteCan Catherine Zeta Jones look any more Fierce?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Jason Segal had a little brother.
Weird, I left a comment and now it's gone....just saying that the photo series with Adrien Brody and his girlfriend gets a but more risqué, photos of her washing his front parts extensively, under the bathing suit of course
ReplyDeleteNick andopolis can do no wrong in my eyes. I bet he's written a song for Michelle already!
ReplyDelete@JW you can either click on the yellow envelope up higher on this page or it is: Entlawyer90210@yahoo.com
ReplyDeleteMaybe I am just grumpy, but I can't stand Heidi Klum.
ReplyDeleteMichelle, are you trying to relive Brokeback, because that is one ugly outfit.
I'm grumpy today and I can't stand Heidi anymore either. Ugh, over her.
ReplyDeleteI thought a little kid was with Jason Segel.
CZJ does look pretty fierce, where has Michael been? Hope he is doing okay.
Amber, co-sign on the Italy comment.
Wow, if I was Kate B, I'd be pissed at those pics.
Haven't seen pics of Jlo with her boy-toy???
ReplyDeleteThe mommy in me (okay, paranoid mommy) sees the pond behind Jessica Simpson’s baby and wants to scream "Danger! Danger!" i worry about this girl having to much to do when there is a baby in the home.....
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ReplyDeleteThank you.
Speaking of J Lo, I tried her new scent today "Glowing". It is terrific smelling. My favorite perfume is her Miami Glow, but I might have to get this new one if I can find it cheap online somewhere.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of hers, but damn if she can't make some good smelling perfume! LOL
@rhinovodka
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@curlyhairslacker
You're killin me girls!! Now granted I don't really care for Project Runway Heidi, but how can you not heart Halloween Heidi? While every other skank is Sexy Cop or Sexy Ninja, Heidi outdoes herself every year with some crazy shiz. Love her :)
@Sunny, you got me. Heidi does Halloween right, that's for sure. Hell, maybe I'm just envious of her bikini body. That's definitely a possibility. ;)
ReplyDeleteHeidi looks a bit stabby today..........
ReplyDeleteJason gives Bobby Flay a run for the money in the moobs dept.
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ReplyDeleteOne down, one to go. Kidding! And yes, she's got a kickin bod, but she's so goofy and fun too. So there's that too
too too too too too. Toos for EVERYBODY!!
ReplyDeleteI want to live forever in Kate's dress and shoes. But Kate Beckinsale looks like a cross between Jennifer Connely and KStew. That's not a compliment.
ReplyDeleteOh Michelle. What's worse? The pixie haircut, the 1980's Risky Business sunglasses (ok, I don't hate those but I needed to write that), the dress or the god damn shoes? Or her gross-bodied boyfriend?
Are those pics the Adrien Brody ones from a few weeks ago?
I want to be best friends with CZJ.
Is it really crazy middle-aged lady of me to only have noticed the awesome wiry white chair in the background of the Jessica Simpson baby photo? I think I know the answer to that...
ReplyDeleteMadLyb, I love everything in that picture, wiry chair included. She's a very cute baby, but I'm not sure I would leave her propped up like that and stand that far away.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Heidi is really on those scissors...Can we say OUCH?!?
adrian brody just needed a prostate check.
ReplyDeleteheidi klum looks very relaxed and composed for lying on scissors.
i before have i been jealous of jessica simpson or thought anything of her, but can i have her backyard? i am in love with it.
i dont care what they look like. i love michelle williams, matilda ledger, and jason segel together.
He has to be in the Top 5 of Oscar winners who experienced a slump after winning. Adrien, Cuba, Halle...who else?
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone.
Sharon Stone never won an Oscar.
ReplyDeleteMarisa Tomei?
Harold Russell. Won two acting Oscars in one year, then wasn't in another film for 34 years.
ReplyDelete(Trick answer, I know.)
I hate to be all judgy, but propping up that beautiful newborn like that is making my brain explode. Sorry, Jessica Simpson. Maybe your hormones are clouding your judgment.
ReplyDeleteI could not care less about Chestica's Maxi Pad.
ReplyDeleteKate B looks like Nicole Kidman with brown hair.
J Lo. UGH.
Heidi annoys me. I think she is gorgeous, but I don't like hearing her speak.
I wouldn't mind showering with Adrian.
ReplyDeleteIt warms my heart to hear people tiring of Klum. I was tired of her long ago, and she seemed to skate on sympathy because her husband had rough skin. She had to be a deep person if she would tolerate imperfection! Now that that excuse is gone, folks is tired of her, and I'm happy. (I feel bad typing this, but hey. Why hold back?)
ReplyDeleteI don't like the way the baby is posed either, but she is way to young to worry about her crawling into the pond. :)
ReplyDeleteIf you believe Lainey (I usually don't), Heidi is a bitch.
IMO which does not mean much our reader's photos amused me more. Zeta Jones should at least smile when "A million dollars isn't that much" M'K?
ReplyDeleteJessica and Jennifer are sharing a sweater
ReplyDeleteWorse Oscar slump goes to that Italian guy who jumped over seats at the Oscars. Everyone thought he was so cute, but he disappeared.
ReplyDeleteHeidi, please don't cut your nipple off. That's repulsive.
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