And the cat knocks out the dog with one punch.
Angelina Jolie and some of the kids. I think she looks high in this photo.
Why yes, Christina Hendricks, I will have a drink with you.
More Chris
Hemsworth carrying his baby photos. He always seems to wear the same shirt.
Chris
Noth after working out in New York.
Catherine Zeta Jones doing some solo shopping in LA. That is a rare sight.
Denise Richards getting paid to pose in some clothes.
Jessica Alba continues the Italian vacation.
Katie Holmes went out with a friend last night. When she has her first date, the tabloids will explode. She is their Jennifer
Aniston for the next decade.
Angelina Jolie and some of the kids. I think she looks high in this photo.
Why yes, Christina Hendricks, I will have a drink with you.
More Chris Hemsworth carrying his baby photos. He always seems to wear the same shirt.
Chris Noth after working out in New York.
Catherine Zeta Jones doing some solo shopping in LA. That is a rare sight.
Denise Richards getting paid to pose in some clothes.
Jessica Alba continues the Italian vacation.
Katie Holmes went out with a friend last night. When she has her first date, the tabloids will explode. She is their Jennifer Aniston for the next decade.
ROFLMFAO at the top pic! Nice Enty!
ReplyDeleteI would gladly drink Johnnie Walker Blue from betwixt Christina's magnificent chichis.
Chris Hemsworth and the baby are too adorable.
Ok, ok, I give - she does look high. I'm trying hard not to believe she's still on the goofballs, but even I see it here.
ReplyDeleteBoo! Boo! Think of the children!
(maybe she's a nicer mommy when she's a little sedated.)
And Shiloh is little Brad, Jr., eh?
In every picture of Thor and his daughter, he is always looking at her. So sweet.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the answer to today's BI is CZJ??
ReplyDeleteHas she been nominated for an Oscar?
DeleteOne more thing - I'm tired of her all black/all white clothing. Get a nice flowered blouse and join the living, Ang. Seriously. It's July for Christsakes!
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Chris Noth.
ReplyDeleteI bet shopping with CZJ is awesome (provided you have the cash to keep up). Lots of wine breaks, great gossip, plus you get to look at her.
Anita please don't ruin my Mr big fantasy life!!!!!
DeleteHow on earth can u tell angie high? Cant even see her eyes!!
ReplyDeleteWell, she's awake for one. :D
ReplyDeleteI just think she has a goofy, spaced-out look on her face.
ReplyDeleteBut I hope I'm wrong, for real.
Jolie's face looks weird. Probably high from reminiscencing on Mick Jagger LOL
ReplyDeleteAwww anita, CZJ really is fun to be around and a great girly lunch date. I’ve got nothing but respect for the charitable work she has undertaken and continues to support in my local area. She’s a top lady. And she does a lot more for her charities(women and children) than Angie Jo. She tends to keep her help and support low-key.
ReplyDeleteDenise Richards looks like a man.
ReplyDeleteKatie got some new shoes!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHot damn, Billybob, hook me up!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate to say this, but...
ReplyDeleteLong hair on Angie means that if ANYONE wanted to do a drug test...well...whoop there it is.
I'm kinda tired of the Angie drug talk. It's admitted on her part, like drinking booze is on my part.
I don't go to work drunk; that's for the few weekends I can afford it.
I doubt, and I have no kids but have baby sat as a teen, that any mother has so much time on their hands that they can just go under with drugs. Yeah I know there are real life drugged up mommies...I'm just saying that the one's we see on Cdan aren't Angie, are they?
But since this website and others seem to want to insist on it, then, okay.
She's on drugs.
Let me let you in on a little secret.
My 2 DOGS can tell when I'm drunk, and act differently. To the point that 4 years ago I stopped drinking every weekend. I forgot that they had such great noses. They won't even let me pet them if I'm drunk.
I love my dogs.
I'm pretty sure that if Angie's on drugs and her behavior is such that her children would know. And for the record, pain killers that are legal are exactly that: legal.
Like when I took drugs that were legal for my hip replacement.
I'm no drug addict nor am I a boozer. I do, however, like a Cabernet and 7 up. If I was declared a boozer due to that I'd think that whoever accused me of that was an @ss. Whatever, call me a lot of things.
I don't care and I know Angie don't.
Just sayin'.
Jocasta I get what you are saying - if you were discussing a normal mom. Angie and Brad probably have a whole slew of nannies to keep the kids the majority of the time...
ReplyDeleteI pop a pill when I fly....
ReplyDelete@Jocasta - I totally agree - she very well might be on legal painkillers. And she might very well be an awesome mom. But I still think she looks goofy here.
ReplyDeleteAnd, oh my good Lord in heaven above, moms abusing prescription drugs is a HUGE problem in this country. Being a mom is a crazy hard job. I totally sympathize with women who pop a pill or have a drink to make it through the day. Or maybe even overindulge in a little Internet goss or something, whatever.
And maybe she IS a better mom, no shit, when her pain or anxiety or whatever her issue is, is under control. She just looks spaced in that photo.
Hell, I take pills morning and night. Legal and prescribed, and I love them because they give me a chance to enjoy my awesome life without crippling anxiety.
ReplyDeleteOk, sorry, I can't shut up on this - last one I promise.
ReplyDeleteIf I was rich enough to have nannies and drivers, it would be hard not to start drinking at noon every day. Nanny could make sure the kids didn't burn the house down, and Driver could pick them up at school and drive us to little league. Yeah, I'd be in the passenger seat with a cold one.
So, I'm extremely thankful that I'm not rich. I don't think I could handle the leeway it would give me.
Someone should tell Chris babies love skin to skin contact, maybe it's time to lose three shirt, for the baby I mean
ReplyDeleteThe fine folks at Johnny Walker clearly don't have a clue. Their target market is 95% men, and no straight guy is gonna look past Christina's chest to see what she has in her hands. She could be fondling a rabid wombat and I wouldn't notice.
ReplyDeleteKatie still has friends? I thought they were all audited out of her life.
ReplyDeleteAnd people can be relaxed and smiling without drugs, just saying.
I'm glad that Katie finally gets to wear what she wants to wear, truly. Having the GMD dictate her wardrobe must have sucked, but those leather pants aren't doing her any favors. That said, I really am glad she stuck it to him with the surprise divorce and if he happened to have hated her in leather pants, well, I hope she wears them every day for the next decade.
ReplyDeleteI have never found Chris Hemsworth attractive....until he had that baby. He looks SO in love with her in EVERY pic I see of him and I find it so incredibly sexy.
ReplyDeleteGMFB.. every time there is a picture of Angie on this site there is always the OH she looks high. Gosh the woman can't smile. Seriously give it a rest. It has gotten beyond boring. Obviously this site doesn't like her and needs to feed the hate.
ReplyDeleteTHOR WITH A BABY oh god oh god.
ReplyDeleteI agree about Chris' shirt. He needs to take it OFF!!! NOW!!,
ReplyDeleteWas waiting for that EmEyeKay!
ReplyDeleteHe's a fine piece of man.
I need a Chris Hemsworth of my own, to get me pregnant and carry my babies and look sexy.
ReplyDeleteDenise's bod looks fantastic, good for her posing for fitness apparel.
ReplyDeleteCZJ have made me nauseous ever since their wedding when they asked for cash only as gifts. for their kid's college funds. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I am so bored of all Katie, all the time news.
Love it, Katie is busting out the heels, makeup, and fashionable clothes now that she is free. She had it in her all along. :)
ReplyDeleteOk, am I seeing things??? What in the gray-colored hell is around Noth's face? I thought it was gray hair on his face, but his forehead?
ReplyDeleteI love the smile on Katie's face. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOmg, Thor. Baby. Love.
Co-sign w/Frufra.
@spider3tattoo I saw that too! Obviously he must dye his hair and his gray roots are in desperate need of a touch up. But it's also on his face, kinda like a gray haired wolfman.
ReplyDeleteMaybe same shirt, but different shorts. Not that I noticed or anything.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are making me roll with the Thor comments!
ReplyDeleteHelmsworth is all kinds of hot, but I hate deep v-neck t-shirts on a man. I mean, in his case, I could probably overlook it, but I'd buy him some crew necks.
ReplyDeleteThe answer to the blog is Angie. She's now playing Maleficent, the wicked witch, referenced in the title of the blind.
ReplyDeleteNot blog. Blind.
ReplyDeleteI think Chris should go ahead and take it all off. ;)
ReplyDeleteLove the animal pic, that's awesome!
Denise has a pretty ridiculous body, wow!
@billybob, good to hear nice things about CZJ. I am a big fan of her husband's (hope he's not an a-hole) and was a tad jealous when she married him.
@Paris, I'm over the Katie news too.
OK, ladies, so this works for you:
ReplyDelete--Leoine, blonde mane down the back
--Broad, pumped shoulders
--Cradling a little baby.
Got it. There's another pic I need to dig out and add to my Match profile.
Just for more ahhhhhs...here's a pic of CH's little cutie pie:
ReplyDeletehttp://laineygossip.com/Content/images/articles/hemsworth%20baby%2012jul12%2014.jpg
So cute.
I thought all men knew that babies and dogs bring the girls running. My nephew would take my puppy out for walks every day, I thought he was being helpful, yeah sure....
ReplyDeleteI'm worse than that: I trained my four year-old son to say hi to mommies with kids his age. The bitch is trying to explain that he should look for ones without a ring on their left hand...
ReplyDeleteThat top pic happens every damn day in my house. The cats beat up on the poms regularly.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever seen a photo of Elsa holding the baby? I haven't, and I think that's a little strange. I've heard some unappetizing things about her, though, so maybe she's not as into the baby as Thor is.
Parissucks, you are not alone. I really loathe CZJ and her gross husband. Yuck.
B. maybe you need to try treats lol.
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side, he now walks and trains puppies for a shelter and due to his shameless flirting has found homes for quite a few, The owners and their dogs gather round him in the park my mates and I laugh and call him the chick whisperer,
My late pup helped break the ice with this beautiful black woman writer years ago. We'd run into each other at the dog park and talk poetry and novels while the dogs played.
ReplyDeleteThen one day she showed up with her girlfriend...
Chris gets Dad of year so far.
ReplyDeleteAre Christina's boobs always on display, even Dolly manages to cover hers. It's not a complaint exactly, but this look is all I see, Does she own a collared blouse?
@B. Profane, a man who seems to be in love with his wife and his child and his life is always very appealing to most women. Some women see this as a challenge to their own feminine wiles. I always just admired from afar and thought *what a man, good for you!*
You don't need the mane of hair down the back. Be fully engaged with your child and the ladies will be strolling by to see if you are wearing a ring on your left hand. If you've got the shoulders use 'em!
@Frufra: My husband and I were having a conversation about that recently. If I had millions, damn straight it would be hard not to fall into a decadent lifestyle (and I think I have a pretty good head on my shoulders). I have a bloody Mary almost every morning of vacation, so what would happen if life were a permanent one?
ReplyDeleteAs far as Angie, I think people are capable of being functional addicts, and I think she's one of them
Can't be true - according to the haters, Katie has no friends!
ReplyDeleteThat first photo is the best thing I've seen all week!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna take one of the pics of me & my whole blonde, blue-eyed, Teutonic-looking brood on Facebook and caption it "Thor + 20". Because you know that eventually Thor had to settle down, get a stable job and buy a nice lodge in suburban Valhalla. And then there was the nasty divorce with Sif, and then he met Jarnsaxa and that was great, but the next thing he knew he was a single dad again, chasing after Magni humping a diaper satchel. And with three demi-gods to raise on a single salary he couldn't get to the gym as often and, well, hey, he's still Thor and he can still wield his hammer plenty fine, if you know what I mean, but instead of slaying hordes he's chained to a desk job to pay Brunhilde's iHorn bills and not so svelte around the skagerrak anymore.
ReplyDeleteHeed me, Helmsworth! I have seen your future, and it is me.
lol B.Profane...that is awesome.
ReplyDelete@mamaroni - Yes! Lose the shirt. For the children. *blinky doe eyes*
ReplyDeleteI hope the Other Side doesn't turn this photo of Katie into, "Look, she's out partying and who's watching Suri?!"
ReplyDeleteAwesomeness B Profane!
ReplyDeleteI'm with everyone who's tired of hearing about Angelina being high, and how can one even tell from that photo? We can't even see her eyes. She's just standing there smiling. Big whoop. Everyone who thinks she has a problem...where is your proof? She's admitted to using years ago. What makes everyone SO SURE that she is now? Just because she's thin? She probably doesn't eat much, like most actresses, and runs around after 83 children all day. Not even enough evidence for me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if Anjie Jo had a tan....
ReplyDeleteShe is so white!!
LOL at Profane. This reader of Thor for over 25 years appreciated that.
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