The BET Awards were last night and look who was front and center.
Always keeping it classy is Eva Marcille.
Willow and Jaden Smith were there.
Mariah Carey did a tribute to Whitney Houston.
Nick Minaj won for most likely to explode out of her top.
Tatyana Ali was there.
Jamie Foxx growing a James Harden beard.
Busta Rhymes has been hitting the gym.
The world's largest crocodile was captured in the Phillipines. He is 20 feet long which breaks the old record by three feet. He is now being kept in a wildlife preserve away from people which he has eaten.
Channing Tatum back in his stripper days.
Always keeping it classy is Eva Marcille.
Willow and Jaden Smith were there.
Mariah Carey did a tribute to Whitney Houston.
Nick Minaj won for most likely to explode out of her top.
Tatyana Ali was there.
Jamie Foxx growing a James Harden beard.
Busta Rhymes has been hitting the gym.
The world's largest crocodile was captured in the Phillipines. He is 20 feet long which breaks the old record by three feet. He is now being kept in a wildlife preserve away from people which he has eaten.
Channing Tatum back in his stripper days.
Bey has a keep that heffa away from me look. I don't blame her.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone bother to dress decently for the EBT, er, BET awards?
WTF is up with Busta? Lay off the steroids!
Holy crap, that crocodile is scaring me! Eeeek!
Channing's stripper pix would be controversial, but give the guy his due. He's always owned his past. Good for him.
I swear to god Jaden's eyebrows are stuck. Absolutely no other explanation.
ReplyDeleteIs that Mariah's only dress?
I love love love dlisted's title for the bey,jz,kanye,and that whore's picture "Duck Duck Duck Whore"
ReplyDeleteUgh, Kardashian. Notice how the others seem to be enjoying each others company and she's just trying to look elegant and dreamy for the cameras. Famewhore ne plus ultra.
ReplyDeleteTatyana Ali is beautiful.
GATOROID!!!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that Enty referenced Harden's beard!
ReplyDeleteduck, duck, duck, whore... LOL
Channing looks 'barely' legal there.
ReplyDeleteThose Smith kids do not look happy. Ever.
ReplyDeleteLooking at the picture of the crocodile, I can't say the people didn't deserve it.
ReplyDeleteCan anyone tell who is pictured on Jaime Foxx's shirt?
ReplyDeleteTrayvon martin.
Deletewhy does Jaden Smith always have the same stoned bored look? It is not working for him, it makes him look like a little punk who thinks his shit dont stink
ReplyDeleteWow he must be smoking some that good stuff
ReplyDeleteI think Jaden tries to look stupid on purpose.
ReplyDeleteChanning looks great, as always. Wish I could insert my face behind him in that photo.
Laila alo looks like shes wearing barbie doll clothes. And Mariah!!!! Mariah!!!!!! Dioes this woman even HAVE a mirror???!!! The ill fitting dress, the little girl hair, blow up boobs- ugh!!!!!! She looks awful!!!!!!! You hv money ! Get a personal dresser!!
ReplyDeleteI was just coming to ask where I can get some of what Jaden's been smoking. Geez.
ReplyDeleteIf there was ever a Hollywood offspring I'd love to smack the smug out of it is one Jayden Smith.
ReplyDeleteWhat the f happened to Busta Rhymes? It looks uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteAlso, regarding the Channing Tatum pictures, am I the only weirdo who doesn't want male butt cheeks grinding against me? I wouldn't mind looking and I think that outfits would be okay too, but no touchie. Gross.
ReplyDeleteJamie Fox's legs look beyond super short in that photo. Are they normally?
ReplyDeleteDoes Jaden overpluck his eyebrows or something? That "I'm too cool for this shit" act is annoying.
ReplyDeleteBusta scares me worse than the crocodile...
ReplyDeleteI should also add, that if you haven't been on Facebook yet, there should be the same picture of kanye and Jay-z sitting like that with Kanye saying "I didn't even want to bring this bitch here." It should be floating around. It made me laugh
ReplyDeleteWhat is that dreadful look on the Smith boy's face? Why are they there? Who is pushing those kids into the spotlight?
ReplyDeleteThere should be a program to teach people how to pose for photos without looking utterly smug and intolerable, and the Smith kids need to be the first in line to sign up.
ReplyDeleteI f@cking LOSE it when I see Jaden Smith and that same smug look on his face. Make him go away.
ReplyDeleteIs that croc picture for reals? Damn, I'll be having nightmares tonight.
ReplyDeletePoor little Smith kids. So pathetique.
Mariah looks pretty good. FOR HER.
I don't think Jaden looks smug.It just looks like he's trying to look cool and not succeeding at it.
ReplyDeleteIs there a double standard for ex-male strippers than for ex-female strippers?
ReplyDeleteSeems like he gets a pass, but Kim Kardashian gets vilified.
I'll bet he had sex for money.
How old is this Jaden Smith kid? He's giving major stoner face in that pic.
ReplyDeleteI swear Jaden should have Michael K put some good eyebrows on him.
ReplyDeleteKim is so not part of the in crowd.
I don't know what most of these people dressed for but it wasn't an awards show. PeeWee is that you?
People don't dislike Kim because she was in a sex tape. They dislike her for contributing nothing to society and being a transparent media whore. Channing Tatum is working for a living. There's no double standard with those two.
ReplyDeleteLove Mariah's dress!! And Jayden Smith? Everyone has already said what I think. He needs a good smacking. And Channing Tatum, as much as I like him, looks like he was VERY familiar with that position.
ReplyDeleteKim K wasn't a stripper. She was a high-priced escort who made a sex tape to get famous.
ReplyDeleteI literally LOL when I think of how long Jaden Smith must practice that face in the mirror. Ha! Kids are stupid.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it smug, just standard teen dumb-ass-ness. His punishment will be when he grows up and these pics are Still everywhere.
I feel very uncomfortable looking at Channing's picture.
ReplyDeleteAt least Channing Tatum completely OWNS his past.
ReplyDelete@Layna- Im sure that you didnt mean your comment in the manner that I took it, but I find the EBT/BET reference to be offensive.
ReplyDeletethose Smith kids are bizarre looking..
ReplyDeleteWhenever I see Willow & Jaden Smith, the look on their faces just scream cry for help to me. What's the opposite of 'smizing' cuz that's what they're doing.
ReplyDeleteNicki Minaj's face on the other hand, is screaming "help me I look like a melted Barbie doll!"
Libby, I completely agree, at least Channing is upfront about his past and owns it. Plus, he didn't get peed on in a video and release it and then deny that he was behind it (LOL pun not intended).
ReplyDeleteI know it's wrong to dislike children i've never met but the Smith kids are such a turnoff to me, I find them oddly unsettling like their adults pretending to be kids.
ReplyDeleteRe the crocodile is it possible to keep it away from people it has eaten, if it's eaten them surely it's a bit late for that! J/k
Del Riser: Thank u! I totally looked at Jay Z & thought when did Pee Wee turn into a black man?? Lmao! not a good look Jay, boy did he piss his stylist (or more likely Bey) off before they decided on his outfit for this event
ReplyDeleteChanning looks like he's been "gay for pay", if not for free.
ReplyDeleteIs Jayden too young to be called a douche? If so, sorry.
Damn, Busta's bussin outta his clothes.
Why is Nicki Minaj still a thing?
This picture post is a whole lotta ewwwww
ReplyDeleteI'm referring to kayne. Kartrashian. Bustas very ., I guess he's just really big and it looks gross. And the face on Channing. Eww
ReplyDeleteDid Busta Rhymes just get out of prison?
ReplyDeleteThe Smith kids are completely manufacturered and marketed to be what they "are". Did u ever hear one of them talk? Willow was on jimmy Fallon and could not handle a few last second changes jimmy made. I mean like, they had to walk left instead of right to their game, and she was PISSED even Jimmy was winning.
ReplyDeleteEven I want to slap the Smith kids after seeing that pic.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce still does not have taste in her outfits. That is a horrible horrible dress.
ReplyDeleteHow uncomfortable. Everybody hugging but not Trashy Kim. Jayz avoided hugging her.
Who is Eva?? Very pretty lady.
Can't stand those 2 idiot Smith kids.
Mariah still looks big to me.
Nick Minaj looks horrible. Worst dress besides Beyonce.
Busta looks horrible.
How old is Jaden? I hope he isn't sniffing heroin he looks "on the nod"
ReplyDelete@Sylvia, Eva won a season of America's Next Top Model. She was a major b#@!% on the show.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad to see that I am not the only person who finds those Smith kids annoying. I don't know why I do. They've never done anything to me, but there is just something about them, I use to love Will, but I've never been a fan of Jada's. I think his kids have made me turn against him.
Those fucking SMITH KIDS!! UGH!!!!
ReplyDeleteKim K....so pathetic.
I'm not sticking up for the Smith kids at all, but they are just kids.
ReplyDeleteThey are spoilt and priviledged and probably don't realise how annoying they are. What early teens do?
I have a nephew who is 15 and he makes that face ALL the time. He was such a sweet and lovely kid until last year, now he plays guitar and thinks he is the world's authority on music. It happens.
Still annoying though.
@popcorn sutton : I'm with you a hundred thousand percent.. No touchie
ReplyDeleteOff topic I could never date a male stripper. Women look great stripping but men? Ugh..call me old fashioned but I want my men to be manly. Then again I never go for the pretty ones..I like bears :D
ReplyDeleteI once went to a male review with girlfriends for a bachelor party. A very very sexy Puerto Piccan "stripper" dude starts buying me drinks and asks me my number. After a couple of drinks I'm thinking " Ok so hes really beautiful..why not? " , so I give him my number. The next day he texts me and sends me pics...of himself..one covered in oil and one doing the Magnum in front of the shower curtain. I have never laughed so hard in my life! So yah...male strippers...nooooo
The ladies look pretty doing it though!
Eva also changed her name from the lovely "Pigford." Not that I blame her.
ReplyDeleteI went to a bachelorette party at a male strip club, and I just found it really creepy, not sexy at all.
Are the smiths COS? Are they expected to behave like adults? Are they audited? Maybe they don't want to be famous but that's not an option in their family...I remember reading some Will Smith interview where he said he wanted a successful entertainment family so maybe he and Jada are putting unspoken pressure on them...they always look so gloomy and just over it all...it's sad...
ReplyDeletehaha at the first pic
ReplyDelete@Lori: no offense meant. I watched BET for years. It was never great, but what little quality there was left years ago. I'll note that I haven't watched the channels in years, so it may have changed. The BET/EBT jokes is seriously old. I figured everyone had heard 500 times over by now.
ReplyDeleteI certainly wouldn't make fun of anyone on food stamps.
The difference between Channing and Kimmy is that Channing is owning up to his past. Kimmy won't even acknowledge that the tape ever existed.
ReplyDeleteAnd that goes for former female strippers too. Own up to your past and you will be better respected than if you say you never did it and the proof is right there.
@Alicia, that is hilarious.
ReplyDeletehaha Alicia
ReplyDelete@Lori, I'm quite sure she did mean to offend--that comment took effort. But now that we've let her know she was successful our jobs are done.
ReplyDeleteJaden Smith always looks like he's HIGH. Either that or the Scientologists have trained him to make that expression everywhere he goes for some bizarre reason. Are we even sure those two kids are human?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever seen the documentary "Beyond Beats & Rhymes"? On misogyny and other pitfalls of hiphop? It briefly addresses homophobia. Busta, sadly, was *incredibly*, painfully homophobic. Kind of in the way only a...well...you know...
ReplyDeleteI blame Will and Jada for trying so hard to make their kids happen. And they look so incredibly spoiled. There are so many talented kids out there - let THEM happen instead.
ReplyDeleteChanning looks like a baby in that pic. I don't like seeing strippers groped. :(
Uhm, I agree that that Jaden Smith looks stoned in this photo but want to give him a pass because he's just a kid and I've seen that same look on MY kids' faces in photos --- and I KNOW they weren't stoned, because I was the photographer. THey were just acting like silly kids.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand--WIllow seriously needs to get her chow on. That girl is looking more and more skin-and-boney every day, and I don't think it's just adolescence. Maybe it's the photo angle, but if not, her problem isn't just some kid fooling around in front of a camera--her problem can result in death.
@popcorn I'm with you, do not find male strippers the slightest bit sexy or appealing. Put it away!
ReplyDeleteIf Smith kids are being raised COS can we really expect more? Those Cruise kids are just sadly ignorant and unprepared for life.
ReplyDeleteLove duck, duck, duck, whore!
It's from Dlisted
DeleteI love the way Kim is trying so hard to remake her image by wearing "elegant, demure" outfits. Ha. Lipstick on a pig.
ReplyDeleteJasmine: if I wanted to be offensive, I could be. Trust me, that joke isn't remotely the worst that I, and suspect anyone here, could do.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like my humor, so be it. But others have said far worse here, and you don't call them out.
That stripper picture is just gross.
ReplyDeleteI forget who asked but the picture on Jamie Foxx's shirt is Trayvon Martin.
ReplyDeleteThe Smith kids are posing just like their parents, Will Smith perfected "that look".
ReplyDeleteSarah:
ReplyDeleteYour summary is hilarious! i feel guilty for laughing those, because I do like Channing quite a lot. Contrary to the majority, I don't think he's a bad actor. To be controversial, I don't think he's any worse than Brad Pitt.
Why does Jaden always have that "I smoked such a big blunt, I need to raise my eyebrows to try and pull up my eyelids" look
ReplyDeleteWe call policemen "crocodiles" here in the Philippines.
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