Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Matthew McConaughey is in the midst of losing 15 pounds to play someone with HIV. I'm not sure he had 15 pounds that he could lose.
Queen Latifah parties in the south of France.
Ryan Gosling is now working out three times a day.
Bollywood star Sherlyn Chopra has become the first Indian woman ever to pose for Playboy.
Shenae Grimes must have a thing for cigarette breath.
Yep. For sure. Her boyfriend is a model. That means in five years he will be working at Jiffy Lube trying to sell you upgraded windshield wipers.
"Umm, excuse me, Selena. Did you know that your entire bra is showing?"
Tara Reid is back boozing it up again. Liver be damned!
Vogue Mexico has decided that double denim is in fashion. Break out the Justin/Britney tribute outfits now.



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  1. CANADIAN TUXEDOS FOR EVERYONE!!

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  2. Matthew looks like crap.

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  3. I'm more concerned about why Tara is wearing a trucker hat than I am about her liver.

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  4. lol Amber she is also wearing a watch on each arm hahahaha

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  5. Those Shenae Grimes pics may be the grossest things I've ever seen on this site. Looks like she's getting over-the-clothes fingered in the butthole IN PUBLIC.

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  6. I noticed MM looking thin. I'm glad to know its for a role

    I love denim. Not tops and bottoms at the same time tho.

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  7. compare the way the skin is hanging off her thigh meat and the hawt chick next her... ummm yeah I can see why dudes are lining up paying her to be a "yacht girl".

    I think I might have to revise my Tara Reid death pool - 8 weeks is too long for this trick.

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  8. I thought Matthew was looking great during the Magic Mike stuff. I didn't know why everyone was saying he looked sickly.
    Now Tara does look very sickly.

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  9. I want Queen Latifah's dress!!!!

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  10. Shenae Grimes bf is a model? Did the Derelicte collection from Zoolander become a reality?

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  11. Sherlyn Chopra might want to stay as far away from India as she can. Didn't an Indian actress get death threats just for kissing Richard Gere in a movie?

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  12. In addition to her trucker hat (still?) and watches, she always wears those nasty bunched up shorts.

    Last year I saw a tourist couple and the man was wearing denim jeans and a matching denim sport jacket. In Prague, I saw a woman wearing a blue denim trench coat.

    Matthew Mc's body was phenomenal in Magic Mike. Just perfect. His face was looking a little gaunt but his body....

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  13. Oh @spacecowboy78, thank you for the laugh of the day...

    "Did the Derelicte collection from Zoolander become a reality?"

    Please may I use this sometime??

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  14. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Why yes, Mr. Gosling, I would like tickets to the gun show.

    *Drools*

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  15. McConaughey is already 1/2 way thru losing 30 pounds for the role. He already lost 15, has 15 more to go

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  16. Wiper indeed, he's trying out his promotional gambit on Shanae now.

    Tara's shirt looks like she has vomited blood, which is probably next.

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  17. Omg yes, Tara's old lady legs next to that juicy young thing next to her? Obscene!

    Sherlyn Chopra looks maybe 1/4 Indian, at most.

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  18. That Sherlyn woman looks like Mila Kunis. Watch out lady, Ashton will be having his assistant call you for "a meeting" pretty soon.

    Damn, she is fine though.

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  19. Anonymous12:38 PM

    I'm with space cowboy ... those Shanae pics made me do a full-body shiver. And not in a good way. If you want to tongue-bathe each other, stay at home.

    Also, Tara looks like anorexics do when they are at the end stage and their bodies look like they're eating themselves, if you know what I mean. And is that the end of a belt that is hanging down to her knees? Doesn't she have parents, or anyone else who cares about her?

    That "dress" Sherlyn (that name sounds more white trash than Indian, IMHO) is wearing is fifty kinds of tacky.

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  20. Still not feeling the Gosling love. I don't dislike him, he's just not that special in my eyes. I've been assured watching The Notebook will change my mind.

    Put my Shanae comments in the other photo entry.

    Love Queen Latifah! A fellow Mama!

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    1. Crazy Stupid Love is what did it for me. He is smokin hot in that movie.

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  21. Miz, it won't. I hate that movie. Nicholas Sparks books are just Twilight on a beach minus vampires.

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  22. Eww, in that case, I'll continue ignoring it then. Never been one for over blown 'romance'. Give me Eternal Sunshine any day. Or Wristcutters. <3

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  23. Anonymous12:57 PM

    That means more Gosling for me! *squees*

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  24. Thank you, Vicki, thank you. It does my heart good to know that there's at least me, you, and Miz hating that shit. I don't do angst, unrequited love, or any of that balogna. Get together or break up, either way - just don't drag it out for 2.5 hours, for the love of God!

    Yeah, Shanae or whatever, you and your dude there may be the nastiest images I've ever seen on CDAN. Congrats!

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  25. Oh, and double denim is a double disaster! Canadian tuxedoes - hahahahaha! I lurve it, Amber! Marvelous!

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  26. If I lost 15 lbs, I could still play the fat girl in any movie.

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  27. I take offense at the term "Canadian tuxedoes." Sure, blame us for everything, lol!

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  28. That noodle armed thing is a MODEL? For what, a rehab clinic? GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

    I love the term "Canadian tuxedo", it makes me laugh but not in a mean way.

    The Bollywood girl looks like Jaime Pressly to me.

    Queen's muumuu is the nicest one I've ever seen!

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  29. Oh, surfer, it's all in good fun. I live in Oklahoma, for God's sake - I have no room at all to really throw stones :-).

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  30. It's sad that she is wearing a trucker hat, but maybe it's because back when trucker hats were popular/trendy is when she was "hot"

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  31. Miz - Check out Lars & the Real Girl. Romances don't get much more off-beat than that. It might change your mind about him.

    I've been all on his jock since Murder by Numbers. Ryan Gosling and Michael Pitt. Yes. I miss Michael Pitt.

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  32. Eeek. Atleast queen L. Is keeping this shit classy.

    I accidentally clicked inlarge on the gosling. Emmm. Those arms and shoulders. Yum!

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  33. Is there anyone in Tara Reid's life who truly cares for her well-being? If so, now is the time to act. I'm afraid she's not going to be around much longer without some sort of intervention.

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  34. @disco LOVE Michael Pitt! Gonna miss him on Boardwalk Empire. I still need to watch Lars & the Real Girl, heard it was great. I'm not a Notebook person either. Barf.

    Seriously, where are Tara's parents? I know she is an adult, but good lord, they have to know how bad off she is!

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  35. My dibs on Gosling are up for auction. Nice body but he doesn't do it for me.

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  36. Ooh shall check it out, cheers!

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  37. I second the Lars and the Real Girl recommendation. and I confess to wearing 2 watches at once- but only once. totally absentmindly.

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  38. It's the end of the day, I thought one, maybe two people would beat me to the trucker hat and look at all of you lol!!! Could she look more rock bottom? Maybe if she had it on at the same time as the IV in the hospital just how few days ago now?

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  39. Tara looks exactly the way my mom looks by 5pm every day after she's had at least 3 vodka tonics within 2 hours. The expression on her face, her stumbling gate, her skinny-as-hell-body-with-hanging-down-thigh-skin.

    And my mom is an alcoholic 65 year old.

    (For the record, I love my mom even though she is long-time lush.)

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  40. Tara looks exactly the way my mom looks by 5pm every day after she's had at least 3 vodka tonics within 2 hours. The expression on her face, her stumbling gate, her skinny-as-hell-body-with-hanging-down-thigh-skin.

    And my mom is an alcoholic 65 year old.

    (For the record, I love my mom even though she is long-time lush.)

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  41. I watched American Reunion last week and couldn't help but think that Tara's make-up artist should win an Oscar. She cleaned up very nicely.

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  42. Well, maybe double denim is the thing to wear for when you get your head chopped off by drug cartels?

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  43. Tara does look like someone whose body is eating itself. She's going to go into liver failure any minute now. How sad.

    And I love the Queen's dress, too! But, Queen, my Queen, come out, come out, wherever you are. Anderson did it and his world didn't fall apart. You can too.

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  44. @Miz check him out in The Ides of March. Beyond hot.

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  45. Tara looks very unhealthy, very eating-disorderish.

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