Thursday, July 26, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

What Bravo “Housewife” was nibbling on a salad in a dark booth at Dan Tana’s in Hollywood with a mystery man when she was caught with the gentleman’s hand up her dress? The leggy single mom played dumb and just ignored the other patrons when they complained about her inappropriate table manners!


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18 comments:

  1. Amber7:33 AM

    Brandi - she's tall to quite tall.

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  2. me7:40 AM

    Taylor for sure!!!

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  3. discoflux7:44 AM

    I'll go along with the Brandi guess since Taylor doesn't eat solid food.

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  4. Kim's World7:46 AM

    Louann is my guess

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  5. Amber7:47 AM

    LOL discoflux. Taylor is on a strict diet of wine and more wine.

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  6. Anonymous7:52 AM

    Brandi per her one week hook up and subsequent denial of said hook up from Gerard Butler, she seems extremely comfortable with casual flings and therefore also with something like table petting.

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  7. Barton Fink8:29 AM

    I hope he washed his hand afterward. Hygiene, y'all!

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  8. NomNom838:29 AM

    Brandi.


    And, to be honest, good for her.

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  9. noseygal488:45 AM

    Brandi...she's leggy for sure....

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  10. Brenda L10:01 AM

    Warning to all restauranteers....be forewarned if Leann Rimes shows up at your place of business....

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  11. lolaluvs2snack10:33 AM

    @Brenda L what happens if Leann Rimes shows up?

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  12. Cake10:41 AM

    What? I thought they were all ladies!

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  13. katsm071110:46 AM

    HAS THE CEAUXNTESS BEEN IN CALI BC I WOULD LOOOOOE FOR IT TO BE HER!!!!

    Oh no, it's totally Brandi. Only she would ignore complaints (and I love her for it)

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  14. smash10:53 AM

    Brandi Brandi. Have some table side manners and get a remote control vibrator for your partner. It's more discreet.

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  15. mooshki10:56 AM

    Definitely sounds like Brandi. I wonder if this is evidence that she's the big drinker from Enty's blind?

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  16. AuntJess11:23 AM

    Are we sure he wasn't trying to eat the chicken cutlets off her face?

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  17. discoflux1:19 PM

    Amber - Wine, more wine, and restalyne.

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  18. Anna10:55 AM

    Does anyone really care? The only reason for the existence of reality shows is that the casts are an easy filler for celebrity shows, magazines and websites on slow news days. Reality show casts don't care why you pay attention to them, bad or good reasons, as long as they get attention. This housewife probably phoned in this one herself.

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