In a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kris Jenner saw the guy that she had an affair with a long time ago and a possible baby daddy of Khloe Kardashian. Apparently the meeting and the editing of it was not just for a storyline in the show. According to The National Enquirer, Kris Jenner has been dating the guy. As in going out at night. To dinner. Alone. They have also been texting and e-mailing non-stop. Do you think that if Kris was busted cheating or if Bruce left her because of cheating that the Kardashian empire would erode away because if the answer is yes, then by all means cheat away. I just don't see what can be gained by being friends with some guy you described having wild sex with and who broke up your marriage and possibly fathered one of your children. Why do that all over again?
Ratings, my dear Entward. This cunt is about ratings. She'd have a sex tape of her with Kim and a horse if it got them more money.
ReplyDeleteIf she was going to cheat, would she really have the guy on her show? Although it wouldn't surprise me if it's all a ploy just to stay in the media...
ReplyDeleteYou said all there needs to be said Vicki..well done!
ReplyDeleteYes, kudos vicki!! Nailed it!
ReplyDeleteShe's a trainwreck! That's why she does all this drama. All she cares about is the money.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Vicki, though the imagery is a bit disturbing, the theory behind it is sound.
ReplyDeleteRating would go up even more if Kris was cheating on Bruce. It's a really sad world that we live in, when people are supporting and helping these low lifes to stay on top. I guess it makes people feel better about themselves and their lives seeing these losers acting like trash. Unfortunately, it makes the Kartrashians richer.
ReplyDeleteThis is the mother of Kim Kardashian! Hence, if this is true it doesnt surprises me. Like mother, like daughter…I wonder if she has a sex tape too with this dude pissing all over her? I bet she does
ReplyDelete@ Vicki..I couldn’t agree more.
ReplyDeleteYes, it makes them richer. This is why these ‘trashians make me feel sick. Surely to God these people have gone past their 15 minutes? Will they ever crawl away and leave us in peace? Ha, we should be so darned lucky! I saw a few minutes of this recently and those idiots talk like babies....I could’t think of a crime significantly serious enough to warrant being sentenced to watching one episode of these trashy bitches. I would gladly be made to break rocks in prison than watch this bunch of in-breeds. And Bruce looks like Joan Rivers....yuck!
ReplyDeleteI like Bruce. I hope she is cheating and he leaves her ass. If there's any reason not to like him, I dont wanna know!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is she's writing the next storyline--the guy comes back into their lives, Khloe does the paternity test and discovers he is her bio father and poof--they have another season right there.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Peter Griffin,
ReplyDelete"WHO THE HELL CARES?"
this woman has been waiting a loooooong time to be in the spotlight.. she's not going to let it go so easily.. pretend to have an affair?? sure, why not!! (gag) or hell, maybe she really is having an affair. we all know she's not big on morals..
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCOy_J1jSn0
and seriously, for a good chuckle, watch the video.
Gawd I hate that useless KLAN
ReplyDeleteThe only minutes I've ever watched of this show were a couple of weeks ago, like literally 3 minutes, and it just so happened to be Kris talking to her assistant saying "I just feel like there's *sniff* /tearing up/ unfinished business..." I wanted to vomit.
ReplyDeleteShe'd do it because she doesn't care about about anything or anyone besides her self. She is a narcissistic, self-serving piece of trash who is addicted to money as Courtney Love is to every drug on the planet. Her money addiction has lead her to raise one daughter who is an outright publicity whore, one who has so little self esteem that she stays with and has children with one of the biggest assholes ever, and another that though she may be the sanest has to live with the nagging idea that her dad wasn't her bio dad. She keeps Bruce in line by shaming him in his cross dressing as well, I'm guessing.
ReplyDeleteI am not wishing she would die, but I would be very interested to see what would happen to that entire clan sans Kris Jenner's existence.
What's she saying with that bottle?
ReplyDeleteBody language... hmmmm.
The whore gene is very strong in their DNA.
ReplyDelete@carolinec: Thanks! You have to see this tone-deaf narcissist "singing" about how much she loves her friends--watch this video! It's a prime example of cheesy, mid-80's music, photography and editing, like a cut-rate Miami Vice, and the cameos (Michael Jackson, O. J. Simpson, Robert Kardashian, Khloe's REAL dad, even her gardener!) are hilarious! Music by Randy Newman, too!
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ReplyDeleteThe whole family is disgusting and I pray for the day when they are no longer all over the television, the Internet, the tabloids, and/or my gossip sites.
ReplyDeletePlease no more of this family. I don't care if it is a slow gossip time. Be done with them, so they will go away.
ReplyDelete@discoflux, you are so right. This "woman" is an immoral piece of crap who couldn't even raise her children without damaging them. Kharma will take its toll on this one.
ReplyDeleteActually, Discoflux, I think you have said it best. Everytime I see a picture of this women the words "ragining narcissist" go off like neon lights in my head. Add a tablespoon of Histrionic Disorder to this mess and bake at 350 degrees.
ReplyDeleteNot to condone cheating, but is it true that Bruce is a cross dresser? Because if it is true then I would have a hard time staying true to him.
ReplyDeleteBruce is 100% in on it. The man is on easy street now. He doesn't have to tour the country anymore giving paid lectures to support them. Now they bring in the money and he gets to sit back and enjoy it all and pretend to be father knows best on the show.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good looking guy, Khloe has a striking resemblence to him. But she will never do a DNA and lose her identity as a Kardashian.
I'm not sure why everyone is down on Bruce being a crossdresser. That doesn't necessarily make him unfaithful or a degenerate. As long he doesn't get in a position to humiliate his family, who cares? It's a harmless kink.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does this look like a brother sister duo more than a couple? They look a lot alike to me.
ReplyDeleteFrom this picture alone, I don't think he looks like Khloe, but he looks a lot like Rob, the youngest of the K kids - and the timing of that would fit better anyways.
ReplyDeletepoor doddering Bruce. He was an American icon/hero at one time and now he dodders around in his wig and pulled back face breathing through those tiny nostril holes while Queen of all Pimps cuckolds him.
ReplyDeleteBut looking at that big tall drink of water standing next to her...he HAS to be the baby daddy of Khloe. He looks way tall and Khloe is a baby giraffe.
so what would Kris' sex tape be recorded on 8mm, polaroid frame-by-frame, hand reel?
ReplyDeletei think fuzzy 8mm sex tape vs hd-glory would be a better plan for her...
@cathy but isn't Rob "Armenian-looking"? Nose, specifically.
ReplyDeleteShe'll blame her cheating on the fact that her LOVE TANK is empty (a la Vickie Gunvalson on Orange County Housewives). Guess she'll make use of the ZESTRA she's hawking on TV for female sexual enhancement. Wish Bruce would grow a pair and leave her ass!
ReplyDelete@The B Next Door: Have you seen photos of Bruce lately? Grow a pair? I think he would be happier if he lost a pair!
ReplyDeleteWhy would you go back to the guy that broke up your last marriage and fathered one of your daughters? Come on, is it that hard to think of one BIG reason? She been dickmatized.
ReplyDeleteWow. She has had some awful plastic surgery. It pains me to say this, but she looks pretty in that picture. Or at least, much better than she does now.
ReplyDeleteHer luvvah looks like Brody Jenner with a tube sock stuffed in his drawers.
So.. Robert K. Sr. NEVER cheated on her? Never had a mistress? They didn't have an open relationship? I am genuinely asking b/c unless he was a saint, this coulda been a two-way street in their marriage. The difference is that she wrote openly about her affair. Plenty of wealthy, powerful couples have "rules" about these sorts of things (sleep with whomever as long as you don't get caught by family or mutual friends, don't get knocked up, don't get an STD, etc.)
ReplyDeleteAnd she's obviously just trolling for ratings. See, it's already working b/c there's a post about it!
I'm gonna go wash the stench of having just quasi-defended her off myself now...
Has anyone tried Zestra? You know. For a friend, of course...
ReplyDeleteSadly, in my Sunday boredom I've watched a few episodes of this season and all I've noticed is how hard Kris is trying to make herself part of the storyline. It's pathetic....yet I watch. Don't judge me, please :)
ReplyDeleteGuess that $65 million they made last year for doing absofuckinglutely NOTHING wasn't enough (GOD that sticks in my craw!)
ReplyDeleteAnd how does that rag know that she texts and emails that goon all day?
Enty, you're writing about it, and others will too. Mission accomplished, and she might get laid in the bargain.
ReplyDeleteBruce is a caricature of someone who used to be a man.
Because robot Bruce's batteries died during his most recent plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteI'm really the only one who sees her holding her dick? Really?!
ReplyDeleteWow, you're right!
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay, no, you're not the only one, the rest of us just immediately locked the image away in a tiny, dark corner of our minds.
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