Thursday, July 05, 2012

James Deen Isn't Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan Yet


James Deen gave an interview to Animal New York and says that right now he and Lindsay Lohan are just friends. Of course that could all change once they start doing sex scenes together for their new movie or if he wins the lottery. If that happened, James would be getting non stop calls from Lindsay. He does say that if they were having sex he would tell the world. He also says that despite reports that there would be graphic nudity and sex it will instead be tasteful and all that. Uh huh. That's why the casting director went with a porn star and Lindsay Lohan. Meanwhile, Lindsay has now become a redhead again. I know, I know, you can't sleep at night unless you know exactly what she is doing and what her hair color is every night. I am the same way which is why I wish there was some Lindsay app on my phone which would tell me so when I wake up in the middle of the night and panic I can reach over and see what color her hair is or she if she has been arrested or stolen some random object.

50 comments:

  1. why does this bitch never wear a bra???

    ReplyDelete
  2. as far as porn acting goes, James is actually really good and funny. I'm sure Lindsay would love to throw it down with him but I doubt he will. He also has been in a long term relationship with another porn star (forgot her name) but she has her own porn production company Evil Angel I think it is called. When a porn star won't even have sex with you, you know things are bad.

    ReplyDelete
  3. LOL @Skeeball I didn't even realize that, omg her tits are wonky looking in that picture.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Ugh. Grody. Wouldn't he be better off sticking his dick in a vat of battery acid?

    ReplyDelete
  5. What the hell is her boob doing in this pic?

    ReplyDelete
  6. Is that her boob sticking out of her abdomen or is she trying to steal something?

    ReplyDelete
  7. What I'd really like to hear about is if Enty knows anything about the circumstances surrounding Ted Casablanca's exit... did they fire him for accidentally outing Jeremy Renner in one of his more recent BV's? Or maybe he just didn't want to deal with all the twihards this morning after the BV enty revealed yesterday...

    ReplyDelete
  8. re: Lindsay's boobs - my best guess is that she's wearing an ill-fitting strapless bra.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Ummm...am I still feeling the effects of the holiday or is there a new site banner?

    I think she's kind of hunched over and part of the lapel is sticking over her boob to give her regularly saggy tatas an even odder appearance.

    If you're bigger than a B (and even that's pushing it), you should be wearing a bra. Elastin is not forever.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Anonymous8:00 AM

    ^Exactly. I am a C cup and I hate my boobs because I have to wear an uncomfortable bra all the time. And not to mention it's like 100F where I am right now and would rather go braless if possible.

    Oh Lindsay...what are we going to do with you?

    ReplyDelete
  11. Good call Amber.

    ReplyDelete
  12. @Cathy, ohhh.. so that's what happened. I wondered where he went. The Jeremy Renner blunder is a good guess, although that 'other' blind gossip site directly outed both him and Tom Cruise in a recent reveal.

    ReplyDelete
  13. I can't remember his name but isn't there a commenter here (Hendrix???) who claims to be in the "biz" and said James Deen (ugh) hates her blah blah blah?

    ReplyDelete
  14. What other website?

    ReplyDelete
  15. @angel - he hasn't had blind in over a month and today there was a very vague "good bye" piece from him. Seems like there's more to the story. Ted might have thought that everyone in Hollywood was gay, but he had more balls than anyone else on the E! payroll (except maybe Joel McHale) and that's probably what did him in.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Ted is gone?!?! I stopped reading E! Cause of the toothy tile blind and all the twilight but Ted has been there for awhile and even tho his blinds were awful, he did a lot for animals!

    ReplyDelete
  17. Oh shit! Ted got canned?

    ReplyDelete
  18. I have a feeling Ted is going to be following in the footsteps of Michael Auselio and launch his own website. I don't think Ted was fired his brand is too well known at E!. But color me blind vice shocked!

    ReplyDelete
  19. Here's his goodbye:
    http://www.eonline.com/news/the_awful_truth/thank_you/327003

    ReplyDelete
  20. Anonymous8:20 AM

    I think someone should make a website of lilos wonky boob pictures.. not topless or porn but just the amazingly odd things they do under clothes. Like one is here
    ^ and the other is \>..... They always make me laugh

    ReplyDelete
  21. @amber, new pic went up 7,3, I think. I am still blurry from yesterday.

    ReplyDelete
  22. His 'goodbye' was weak. He pissed someone off. He'll have his own website in a few months and will be writing inane dribble for years to come.

    ReplyDelete
  23. Give it time...she will once she's done sleeping with the Director.

    ReplyDelete
  24. I saw the new banner on Tuesday night and mentioned it in a comment, so no, you're not imagining things.

    Now why was my first reaction on reading this story "Run away, James, RUN AWAY!!!" Honestly, I have enough sympathy for sex workers that I wouldn't wish someone as messed up as Lilo is these days on any of them. (Then again, I don't hate her so much that I'd inflict Mickey Rourke on her, either.) Someboy suggested elsewhere that RDJ should have a talk w/her...the problem with that is that, as far as she's concerned, she doesn't HAVE a problem; it's the rest of the world who's messed up. He knew he had a problem, which is one of the things you need to acknowledge if you're ever going to get clean; since she's still boating on denial, he'd be wasting his time and effort. *sigh*

    ReplyDelete
  25. ^^^That would be "somebody", not "someboy".

    ReplyDelete
  26. I've said it before, but she's just hasn't hit her rock bottom yet & won't change unless she loses everything. Unfortunately she has younger siblings to pimp out, so she won't lose everything until they do. Sad, sad.

    ReplyDelete
  27. Why would he even want to screw her? He can have sex any time he wants with women who are professionals at it, and are hot with awesome boobs.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Also pretty sure most of them aren't strung out and crawling with who knows what kind of diseases. They all get checked pretty regularly.

      Delete
    2. Also pretty sure most of them aren't strung out and crawling with who knows what diseases. They get checked pretty regularly.

      Delete
    3. I was thinking the same thing. Girls and guys in porn are tested monthly i think. Keeping their junk healthy is a part of livelihood. James wont do Linds. He gets a case of crotch rot from her (which he probably would) and his career would be over!

      Delete
  28. loving the snark this morning Enty, I take it you have a wee bit of a hangover? cheers, go eat some bacon dipped in syrup and have a coffee...;)

    ReplyDelete
  29. Anonymous9:12 AM

    Sad when you look at a picture of two people, and the porn star is the wholesome looking one.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Even porn stars have limits on what they will do re sex.

    ReplyDelete
  31. @Syko: Bahahahaha!

    ReplyDelete
  32. Syko said...
    Sad when you look at a picture of two people, and the porn star is the wholesome looking one.
    -------------------------------
    ^^^^^^
    THIS made me guffaw! It's SO TRUE!!!

    ReplyDelete
  33. For curiousity's sake, what do you imagine Lindsay's rock bottom will be? For most of us, I imagine that multiple arrests and court appearances, numerous rehab stays, lack of any viable, reputable job prospects, having no respectable colleagues to vouch for you anymore, and whoring yourself out to anyone with a checkbook would be more than an adequate "get your shit together" wakeup call. I realize that she doesn't think like any of us though... so I'm just curious as to what it will really take for her.

    ReplyDelete
  34. If he's smart, he'd stay away from that firecrotch, but as a porn star, my guess is he'll hit it once and again...

    I love Ted although all the Twihard and 50 shades shit got old. Im interested to hear what happened. And yeah, that was a huge blunder about Renner...

    ReplyDelete
  35. RE Ted Cassablancas: He had just finished publishing those "25 Things Hollywood Taught Me" articles. Those led me to believe he was leaving.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Jeremy Renner has been outed? I mean, didnt we all presume that when that big brawl broke out in that gay bar? Incidentally, his friend could have died and they all left him there. NO respect for Jeremy Renner and co. Cant be talked out of that either. He could hold his own with sime back up. Look at Keifer and Russell Crowe, they jump into the fray single handedly all the time. Joking about that last part but not about Jeremy.

    ReplyDelete
  37. Anonymous11:01 AM

    I didn't read the Renner or Cruise outing, but you all are seemingly spot on about b.i guesses given yesterdays reveals. Also, I remember a b.i about what was guessed to be Renner when in thailand at a bar a pimp for a male escort came and threated Renner because he hadn't paid for the escort, there had been a bar fight and a big scene and it was in international news that Renner and his buddies were in a big bar fight in Thailand. So I'm thinking it's true....

    ReplyDelete
  38. Im glaaaaddd Ted is gone with all his toothy tile insipid blinds. Ah I hated having to use a decoder ring. He sucked ass at blinds. Needed a flow chart and a translator.

    ReplyDelete
  39. Anonymous11:02 AM

    And yick, Linds has worn out her welcome, help offered to her and her good will. She will need to struggle for a while until she gets it. Suffering brings wisdom. Having everything given to you does not.

    ReplyDelete
  40. Anonymous11:17 AM

    Before this thing came up with LiLo, I only knew James Deen from the HILARIOUS tweets he writes that are sometimes posted on the Tweet Beat at Jezebel. Dude is funny. I had no clue he was a porn actor. The more you know ...

    ReplyDelete
  41. I think that's her liver jutting out through the t-shirt.

    ReplyDelete
  42. I'm more shocked to find out that there is a porn industry still. With every young couple filming their own antics & putting them online, who needs professionals anymore? And who on earth still pays?

    ReplyDelete
  43. @MissPoppy and Carmelite - in one of his last blinds, he referred to "Freddie Friction" as Jeremy. Once people noticed, it was corrected very quickly on the E! site, but it was pretty obvious that he accidentally used the actors real name instead of their vice name. You can see the original wording here:

    http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2012/05/blind-vice-double-devious-doings.html

    ReplyDelete
  44. Texshan- that's where I first saw him too!! He is super funny and only found out a bit ago he did porn!

    ReplyDelete
  45. I don't think Jeremy Renner is gay. also, his version of events is different from the Thai media. He may have picked someone up thinking they were female. The ladyboys are beautiful in Thailand, you wouldn't know they were male. Took my husband to see Simon cabaret in Phuket, he didn't believe they were male for the first half of the show, wouldn't believe me.

    ReplyDelete
  46. @lazyday603 said...
    "I'm more shocked to find out that there is a porn industry still. With every young couple filming their own antics & putting them online, who needs professionals anymore? And who on earth still pays?"

    Those who enjoy watching women being anally fisted like James Deen (reportedly) does in his porn movies?

    ReplyDelete

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days