What was his prep work for this? I get this - "I am Dracula. I will play the dark haired Fabio. Channeling Fabio is the essence of Dracula. My locks will flow, and I will make love to the camera with my eyes. My voice will whisper sex. Fabio is sex and light - I will be sex and dark." Assclown.
Ah, yes, the movie that started a lot of obsessive, need a life, stalk him everywhere he goes fans. Phantom just put it over the top especially with the older spinsters. This is why I always beg my boyfriend to avoid any vampire movies b/c they always breed psycho fans.
I had the major hots for him back then, must've been the Scottish accent and his hair in the movie(love longer, wavy hair on a guy...swoon) because the acting is horrendous.
He was filming an atrocious TV movie, "Attila," when he did a video audition (this is very common, actors send in video auditions) for Dracula 2000. This is included on the DVD. Gerry's audition for "Lara Croft" is also on that DVD and nicer. I think there might also be another audition on another DVD. It seems to me I was thinking, "They do love to put Gerry's auditions in the extras!"
I was halfway through this movie before I realized it was Gerard Butler. He doesn't look like himself in it - maybe because he was so young?
ReplyDeleteHe's good at conjuring up a convincing evil eye. Why did they even bother with that wig though, lmao
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteSo painful to watch! I am embarrassed to admit that I saw Dracula 2000 and developed a big crush on The Butler. He was hot in it and I was young?
ReplyDeleteWhat was his prep work for this? I get this - "I am Dracula. I will play the dark haired Fabio. Channeling Fabio is the essence of Dracula. My locks will flow, and I will make love to the camera with my eyes. My voice will whisper sex. Fabio is sex and light - I will be sex and dark." Assclown.
ReplyDeleteIs it me or am I right in thinking he’s boss-eyed?
ReplyDeleteReally?
ReplyDeleteAnd he got the part?
that is for dracula 2000, right?
ReplyDeleteO.M.G.
ReplyDeleteFunniest video you've ever posted Enty.
reminds me of the weekend I spent with Phil Spector
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, the movie that started a lot of obsessive, need a life, stalk him everywhere he goes fans. Phantom just put it over the top especially with the older spinsters. This is why I always beg my boyfriend to avoid any vampire movies b/c they always breed psycho fans.
ReplyDeleteSo he's still a lousy actor....
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I'm going with a cross between Gene Simmons, George Hamilton, and Liza Minnelli.
ReplyDeleteIt's his USA network Attila meets Dracula.
ReplyDeleteI had the major hots for him back then, must've been the Scottish accent and his hair in the movie(love longer, wavy hair on a guy...swoon) because the acting is horrendous.
I thought he was hot in Dracula 2000! I don't remember him speaking too much in that though.
ReplyDeleteI always hate movies that put the year in their titles though. It dates them.
CUT! PRINT IT!
ReplyDeleteWhat cracks me up is not the hair, but the eyeliner. LOLOL
ReplyDeleteI still think he's hot.
Yeah he's hot but the melodrama cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteThat movie was in the so-bad-it's-good category.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first read the headline, I thought it was a vid from Funny or Die. Might as well have been. Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteDracula 2000, he was Yummy...
ReplyDeleteIs this from Funny or Die?
ReplyDeleteHe was filming an atrocious TV movie, "Attila," when he did a video audition (this is very common, actors send in video auditions) for Dracula 2000. This is included on the DVD. Gerry's audition for "Lara Croft" is also on that DVD and nicer. I think there might also be another audition on another DVD. It seems to me I was thinking, "They do love to put Gerry's auditions in the extras!"
ReplyDeletethat movie was atrocious.
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