Last month, apparently Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez went out on a few dates. Three to be exact. Eva went so far as to wear a blond wig for one of the dates. I don't know if that was a fashion thing or Mark had some kind of fantasy she was fulfilling. I guess whatever it was, the dates have not continued because these all happened the week after Memorial Day and we are now in July. The thing is since they are just being reported now everyone is going crazy about it. I don't really see them together although Eva has this way of getting these much younger guys and ensnaring them in her web. Speaking of black widows did you see there is some new spider that is destroying the black widows.
I thought Mark likes them super young. Not that Eva isn't young, but I thought he liked them barely legal.
ReplyDeleteDish about the spider!
ReplyDeleteI've lived in the desert for about 30 years (off and on, mostly on) and just laughed when I was in Chicago not too long ago and the shuttle driver said he'd never live in the desert because of black widows and scorpions. I said he had more to fear from brown recluse spiders, which are much more harmful and more widespread, than black widows and scorpions. FYI, if I've ever been bitten by a black widow or scorpion, and I probably have, I never had more than a bug-bite reaction.
ReplyDeleteStill, nice to hear the less-toxic brown widows are pushing out the black widows. Go brown! LOL
I thought Sanchez bat for the other team (so to speak, and yes I know he plays football)
ReplyDeleteFor those curious about the brown widow spider....
ReplyDeletehttp://z6mag.com/featured/brown-widow-spider-becoming-more-popular-in-california-compared-to-black-widow-1611525.html
@Cindy - I thought the same thing. Something about him and an NFL wide receiver (no pun intended).
ReplyDeleteThe brown widow
http://www.news10.net/news/california/article/199870/430/Black-widows-losing-ground-to-less-toxic-cousin
Beard
ReplyDeleteWhatevs, y'all just thought he was gay because he enjoys musicals...
ReplyDeleteHimmmmm outed him and scotty mcknight.
ReplyDeleteWait, who the hell is Mark Sanchez?
ReplyDeleteBrown is the new black. I've probably had them in my house. Off to investigate.
ReplyDeleteOh Noes!!!! I have a juvenile black widow living under my water bowl in the backyard. She's offspring from the one who loved there last year. I haven't seen any brown widows around but I hope she survives. Cause I'm weird like that.
ReplyDeleteSanchez is gay? I watch lots or football and never heard inklings. Didn't realize it was Sanchez that Himmmm outed...cool..
I don't recall Himmmm 'outing" anybody?
ReplyDeleteBasically said everything but the names back in march.
DeleteShe's a jersey chaser. Does this mean Sanchez and Upton have broken up?
ReplyDeleteYeah isn't Mark Sanchez involved in some four way thing where he's dating someone and his boyfriend is dating Hayden P. because both threatened to go public and the powers that be in the NFL said ah-hell-naw? Wasn't that a thing around here last winter?
ReplyDeleteah, "but the names" is the key. Interesting...
ReplyDeleteI bet he had a childhood crush on her and he's fulfilling one of his bucket list items. Eva likes them young. It a quick fling, I imagine. Nothing to see here. *shrugs*
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Wilma V. in this photo. How unfortunate for him.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many of these celebrity "dates" are just women having lunch with their gay friends.
Nunaurbiz, isn't funny how people who have probably never been to the desert believe there are scorpions and tarantulas everywhere?
ReplyDeleteI'll take a spider over a big city rat anyday.
OT:
ReplyDeleteDo you guys remember the blind about the football player that showed the whole team a sex tape with a teen actress (I think it was actress. . . singer?) That one's been driving me crazy and I had hoped it would be revealed. Did anyone solve it?
It's totaly PR - She needs to keep in the press and he needs PR to combat Teabow. Yes he was the BI with Scotty.
ReplyDeleteTHERE''S BLACK WIDOW SPIDERS IN AMERICA??????
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry people, but I'm never going to the US ever ever again.
LOL, Mynerva. Black Widows are actually kind of cute and fuzzy, and not deadly like their reputation implies.
ReplyDeleteI thought Mark Sanchez was still dating Kate Upton, no? If not...go, Eva! Mark's a hottie.
ReplyDeleteSounds like proactive bearding. Jets fans are not going to be cool with a QB rumored to be gay, and with the squeaky-clean Tebow waiting in the wings Sanchez is going to be under a lot of pressure next season. Better to squelch the gay rumors with some bearding before camp starts.
ReplyDeleteI thought for sure Eva might be one of those yacht girls in that blind yesterday. She was everywhere during Cannes.
ReplyDelete@Mooshki - the words "cute" and "fuzzy spider" do not belong together in my world!!
ReplyDeleteBut I appreciate the effort to make me de-freak out - thank you! ; )