Emily Maynard Picks Jef Holm
The people over at The Bachelor and Bachelorette really need to find a way to keep better secrets about the winner. In one of the worst kept secrets ever on the show, Emily Maynard chose Jef Holm last night. I call it the worst kept secret because Emily was out there shopping her new show that she wants to have about her wedding and in doing so, everyone discovered that it was Jef she chose. I always have my doubts about all these things and how they will turn out. I guess if you give Emily a show about the wedding then she will probably end up going through with it. Apparently people still watch the show, but I am wondering who they are. It isn't me. Do any of you even bother watching it anymore?
Never watched it to begin with.
ReplyDeleteNot wishing to sound mean, but if you cover up her face, she's totally got the same body as Dame Edna. That's totally a 50-yr old drag queen's dress, too.
ReplyDeleteDon't watch, but had to comment on his name. You are missing an F sir!
ReplyDeleteI blame the dress, upon second thought.
ReplyDeleteWho care, time for this piece of crap show to end.
ReplyDeleteThat dress is not flattering.
ReplyDeleteI watched a few seasons when I was in grad school and too poor to pay for cable.
@ rejectedcarebear Unfortunately Enty is right. Jef only has one f n his name. Why do I know this, because they are on every frickin' entertainment news/social media site that I have been on this morning. I thought it was a typo too. I don't watch this show. I didn't even know it was on.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Barton! That's a total DQ dress.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched in years bc it was too painful to watch people embarrassing themselves for money. The only one I can remember was the first Bacholerette, Trista (?). Didn't we find out later that it was rigged.
I only watched the first Bachelorette with that Allie chick for part of the season. And I only did so to make fun of the creepy Wisconsin guy who made her a freaking scrap book, and when she went to his parents' house his dad showed her all the dead shit in his basement. God, that was incredible.
ReplyDeleteOh, I guess that Allie chick wasn't the first one. Whatev.
ReplyDeleteI love this mess of a show! I wishe she'd picked Ari though. One f Jef is so bland.
ReplyDelete@lilo- I saw his name on kneepads site so I figured ents spelling was correct (shocker!!) But I really needed to express my disdain for his parents deciding to leave out the essential F from his name!
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else thinking about the Pixies right now?
ReplyDeleteI'll leave it at that.
My wife loves it. It's fun. I think it's hilarious that the host (Chris) always says "this is the final rose" for the last rose of an episode. I'm sure he's forced to, and he does it with the same rote intonation...for years.
ReplyDeleteGoogle Burning Love, watch and enjoy. You're welcome.
ReplyDelete@Vargas Girl, I'm obsessed with Burning Love!
ReplyDeleteOK, I'll shamefully admit that I watch the Bachelor/ette every season. I just cannot quit it. And every season it's the same generic, scripted thing.
It's embarrassing to watch these women who are so desperate for a ring and an engagement. Why can't they just pick someone at the end and date like normal people? Why all the pressure and hoopla about the engagement? It may make for better TV but it sure irritates cynics like me. The sad thing is I have a ton of friends who believe the whole thing as true, genuine love.
I really wanted to like Emily but she is painfully dull. She and Jef won't last (shocking, I know).
I decided on a whim to watch this season. I've never seen any of the other shows but it came on one night and I decided to stay tuned.
ReplyDeleteIt totally sucked me in for how sweet, staged and stupid it was. My daughter and I stayed up late last night to watch the after show.
I doubt I'll watch it again.
@EmEyeKay - hell yes. Jeffrey with one f, Jef-rey....lol
ReplyDelete@Comma! I love you!
ReplyDeleteI believe in spaaaaaacccceeeee...
Gonna dig that out for my road trip to Portland today.
I'm pretty sure he is gay. Look at his Instagram. I also don't know any straight guys that would spell Jef that way, for real.
ReplyDeleteWhat show are we talking about? :)
ReplyDeleteWas it on this site or TMZ or dlisted that they said Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the Stars wants to be the next Bachelorette?
Totally a fame-whore's show.
Cheryl Burke is too busy dating my future hubby, hockey player Joffrey (2f's!!) Lupul. Joff and I locked eyes once at a hockey game and I've adored him from afar ( way way afar since he doesn't play for my team!!)
ReplyDeleteI don't understand where all the people are who are so quick to condemn gays who wish to marry. This makes far more of a mockery of the institution of marriage than anything I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteAgree with @Lauren - why can't they just date?
@Sarah--Excellent game to play with Jef with one f: Gay or Hipster? I think he's just a hipster to be honest...
ReplyDeleteI watch it. I love it. I have no idea why. And I love Emily and Jef together. Don't hate me.
ReplyDeleteI watched Emily's season, but only because I live in Charlotte and see her at the grocery store.
ReplyDeleteI think Jef is adorable, but I don't see a lot of chemistry between them.
ReplyDeleteMy friend's 18 year-old daughter & her friends watch it. They like how absurd it is, and how much drama there is. They also watch Toddlers & Tiaras, My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding and Jersey Shore.
ReplyDeleteI feel depressed about the future if this is the crap young people are enjoying.
I loveee this season. Only for the fact that people say they are boring. If my life was a reality show people would think I'm super boring but I'm blissfully in love with my husband. I hope they last. Last time I hoped one of these shows lasted was Ryan and trista. A girl can dream!
ReplyDeleteI didn't watch Ben or Emily's season. I initially started watching the show b/c a friend of mine sent me the link of a blogger who does Bachelor recaps, who I thought was hilarious but that I had to watch the show to get the jokes. And Reality Steve is always the one that spoils the season b/c people tip him off who it is!
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching after I found out Heidi fleiss' brother produced it.
ReplyDeleteLove the site Enty!
I know Jef, he's not gay, quite the playboy actually and kinda stuck-up, but overall I think he's a pretty good guy and I think Emily and him make a cute pair. I'm more nervous the relationship won't last simply because his family are very faithful Mormons and he used to be until the last few years. I just don't know how much his parents will approve of this and he's really close to his dad.
ReplyDeleteOmg !! Just saw a pic. Of emily and Jef ! I got $20 that says Jef is gay. Who is in? Lol
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