When Coolio's son, Grtis Ivey, is sentenced in September he could be looking at up to 10 years in a Nevada prison. The oldest child of Coolio pleaded guilty to felony robbery in a deal with prosecutors. He will be sentence to a minimum of 3.5 years in jail. He was arrested back in November when he broke into an apartment with a gun, forced the person living there into the bathroom, while Grtis' hooker girlfriend looted the place. Most kids just ask their parents for $50. Of course that could have been tough considering Coolio at one point was in jail with his son.
Uh, is that a typo or is his name really "Grtis"?
ReplyDeleteDamn, that name looks like a typo.
ReplyDeleteGrtis needs to mix in a vowel.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, the Daily Mail is running photos of Octomom's stripper gig, and they failed to blur out her nipple. Ooops!
ReplyDeleteI forgot about Coolio. Remember that awful video where he drove around in a Big Wheel?
ReplyDeleteDoes Coolio have $50 to lend?
Thanks Em! I wanna see some nipple with my Fruit Loops!
ReplyDeleteWhat were they in jail for? Was it for separate things? That's some crazy stuff, yeah cause everyone has a hooker girlfriend, just stashed away for such a task!
ReplyDeleteLiHo flies in with her hooker cape singing "Here I come to steal your stash!"
DeleteBrilliant!
DeleteAnd whats a Grtis?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it some Norwegian dish with fish and onions?
ReplyDeleteNo, that's lutefisk. ;)
Deletehow strange you can be on top of the world one decade and the bottom of it the next.
ReplyDeleteTMZ put it best he is slide, slide slippity sliding to jail
Lmao Dia :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's supposed to be Grits?
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout 'Gratis'?
ReplyDeleteI'd go for some gratis grits right now. My damned yogurt had mold on it and it's a week away from the expiration date. *grumblegrumble*
ReplyDeleteHey discoflux, that yoghurt sounds like it’s harbouring it’s own home-made antibiotics!
ReplyDeleteThat or home-made death.
ReplyDeleteCoolio prob thought it was mad gangsta to name his son Grtis... If I was gonna do it tho I would have went all out and made it Grrrtis, cuz why not? Lol.
ReplyDeleteLeave the poor kid alone!
ReplyDeleteYou try living with a name picked from a bowl of alphabet soup.
@ Anita, YES! I remember the Big Wheel video. Sadly. I did like his Gansta's Paradise song, though.
ReplyDeleteAnd according to Wiki, the kid's name is "Grits". He was doomed from the start.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO Grits!!? That sounds like the name they give to the burly yet lovably ignorant bodyguard at a junk yard that is really a mob headquarters. Love it.
ReplyDeleteGrits is worse than Grtis, I think. At least you can manage to make Grtis sound like Curtis, but GRITS?
ReplyDelete@Momster - better than Gangster's Paradise is the Weird Al parody, Amish Paradise. You're welcome :-).
ReplyDeleteLOVE AMISH PARADISE!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOLLOLOL, yeah that one is good, too!
ReplyDeleteNow it's an ear worm, and won't leave my brain.
Coolio was cracking us up on that awful Celebrity Cooking show on Food Network, ALL his hats had holes in them so his trademark Coolio hair could stick out of them. The guy should just stick to wearing colanders.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killing me. Grits and Amish Paradise?
ReplyDeleteLmao
I met someone named Thackery tw other day. Yes. Say it out loud
ReplyDeletewhat a waste of life!!
ReplyDelete@Amy, thank you for making me say it out loud. Reading it, I thought it was bad, saying it out loud though... egads.
ReplyDeleteUnCoolio.
ReplyDeleteWow. Maybe one of his daughters is named Hominy.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killing me. Just killing me with this one:)
ReplyDeleteCome along and ride on the fantastic voyage!
ReplyDeleteWell honey with a name like Grits, he definitely wasn't destined for greatness. What the hell else could he do but pull a gun on someone. I'm surprised he didn't go postal with a name like that.
ReplyDeleteJesus...if my name was Grtis, I'd commit robbery too....just to get back at my folks....
ReplyDeleteEven MY name is not that weird.....pretty close....but not quite felony grade.....