Brre Olsen is apparently now a singer and songwriter. Yes, the pornstar turned Charlie Sheen goddess thinks she is going to make it huge in the music world. With lyrics like "He's posting Twitter tweets during sex with me," I'm sure platinum status is not that far off. The former anal scene of the year winner says that Charlie Sheen was the inspiration for that lyric because he would Tweet while they were having sex together. I guess it wasn't that good or maybe Charlie is a multi-tasker. You figure he has drugs and sex at the same time so he figured he could handle Tweeting and sex.
Things I didn't need to know! Lol yeah I dunno maybe I think different but uh I wouldn't be bragging bout a guy tweeting while he's spose to be making me cum!
ReplyDeleteChuck is awesome.
ReplyDeleteAh, he multi tasks...
ReplyDeleteAh, he multi tasks...
ReplyDeleteI tend to go through my shopping list when Mr Billybob is playing in my lady garden.
ReplyDeleteHer parents must be so, so proud.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't skank-dom shunned in our society anymore?
It's no wonder he has to hire prostitutes if this is the best thing he can think to do with his hands during sex.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like some creepy Uncle that lives in his parent's basement.
ReplyDelete@Agent**It - you know how at car dealerships, the sales people always keep pictures of their kids on their desk, to make them seem more personable? When I bought a car two years ago, the salesman actually had a picture of his daughter (blonde hair, big boobs) on his desk, posing with Charlie Sheen. Creeped me the hell out.
ReplyDeleteUm....not surprised!
ReplyDeleteHe would do something like that. Think of any vile, reprehensible act and know he's done it or is doing it now.
ReplyDelete@Cathy, that's gross.
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ReplyDeleteI'm glad I never uttered/typed that stupid "Winning!" catchphrase, except right this moment. What an egregious scrap of pop culture.
ReplyDeleteAnyone remember the movie 'Lucas?' Charlie was so gorgeous. He looks like a ghoul now. Sad.
ReplyDeleteThat's why he stops Tweeting now, he is getting old, can't do 2 things at the same time, so he has to give up either one. Stop having sex is out of the question for him, so the tweeting must go. xD
ReplyDeleteNot really shocked.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm actually wearing my 'Duh, WINNING' tee shirt while I type. Seriously. The one she has on with pink lettering.
Yes, I know.
Yeah, but like Micheal K said about this, "sex" with a cokehead involves a ton of ahem, work, before it even begins, and (if it's even successful) it ends quickly.
ReplyDeleteBasically, dude has plenty of time to tweet while the goddesses try to make something happen.
I can't think of anything less sexy than coke whores on a coke john. Much less while coke john tweets. Uck! Erasing mental image.... Kittens and sunshine, kittens and sunshine!
ReplyDeleteYou would think someone would realize if a guy is Tweeting during sex, he finds you a bore. It's like a woman texting, reading a book, ordering a pizza, etc.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering who the other girl is.
ReplyDeleteYes, I recognize Bree Olson.
ouch...you get to have sex with a (in)famous actor and he tweets during it? someone isn't too good at banging..dudes.
ReplyDeleteGross but understandable. It's pretty hard to have an orgasm, or to maintain an erection even, when high on drugs.
ReplyDeleteThat's OK Charlie, they were faking interest in you, too.
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