Monday, July 09, 2012

Celebrity Births


Over the weekend there were some celebrity births. It looks like Kourtney Kardashian and SDcott Disick had their baby. They named her Penelope Scotland Disick. The initials sound like she is really angry or a performance enhancing drug. Also giving birth over the weekend was Sienna Miller who gave birth to the baby she and Tom Sturridge made. No name has been released as of yet, but the rumor that the baby's name is Jude is probably false. Same with Balthazar.

20 comments:

  1. lmao i love siennas tag at the end of this post. and seriously..SCOTLAND as the middle name? gimme a break

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  2. I hope that the midwife has taken some industrial strength antibiotics. Goodness knows what state that mangy birth canal must be like. YUK!

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  3. Balthazar always sounds like a variant for the name of the devil. Beelzebub or Balthazar. Lol.

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  4. Anonymous7:13 AM

    I used to love the name Penelope. Now? Thanks a lot kartrashians.

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  5. I have a chihuahua mix named Penelope Cruz. Now I have to re-name her. Shoot.

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  7. What I don't get is why she put that belt on with that dress. Unless she's trying to cinch up the baby belly to alleviate back pain, it's way stupid-looking.

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  8. I love the belt minus the belly. I bet it's something she wore before she was pregnant and doesn't realize it doesn't work at the moment. But I live the colors in the dress with that shade of brown and the purse is perfect too!

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  9. kats, I think my main problem is that I lived through the big, hip-hugging belt trend of the '80's and am just over it now. You know what they say - if you wore it the first time, it isn't meant for you when it comes back in style. I'm just a grouchy 40-something :-).

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  10. She didn't give her a K name and the world didn't implode on itself? Wasn't Kim afraid Kourtney would take her girl K name she wanted to use when she had a baby?

    Now to go shoot myself in the face for knowing that.

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  11. Is Scotland the middle name because that's the father's full name? I kind of like the sound of it.

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  12. I love the name Penelope, but Scotland? No. But I bet it's for Scott. They gave the other kid "Dash" as a middle name. Just like their store!

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  13. Agree that Scotland is a bad choice of names. I didn't know that the other kid's middle name was Dash - that's even worse!

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  14. I love that tag too, lol.
    I am not a fan of Penelope, but each to their own.

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  15. OH NO! Penelope is my girl name and now there is no way I can use it! I'm so sad right now. Tina Fey has to be annoyed.

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  16. Penelope is a cute name but Scotland just takes the cuteness out of Penelope.

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  17. @ billybob - that's that first thing I thought: c-section because she's got the herpe + god only knows what else festering in that revolving door of a vagina of hers

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  18. @ billybob - that's that first thing I thought: c-section because she's got the herpe + god only knows what else festering in that revolving door of a vagina of hers

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  19. Googling revealed that Sienna named her baby "Clementine Pearl"

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  20. @ Maja - Ugh. Those middle names are like stamping your children with a destiny for douchebaggery. :(.

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