I finally got around to watching the Good Morning America interview yesterday with Casper Smart and Jennifer Lopez. That Jennifer is a crafty one. She didn't really say anything at all, except that she wants to live the fairytale. Well, when you are marrying Skeletor, I don't know how that fairytale was ever expected to come true. Casper was the brilliant high IQ genius I thought he would be. But, he did admit that no matter what they are doing, whether it be boyfriend/girlfriend or singer/backup dancer, Jennifer is the boss and he does whatever she tells him to do. Sounds like a real healthy relationship.
God, Duckface sounded so gay in those interviews! I love the way they put "Casper" under his name.
ReplyDeleteI have to give him credit - he knows his place.
ReplyDeleteUgh. He is a duck face.
ReplyDeleteHe knows which side his eyebrows are waxed.
ReplyDeleteAll JBlow kept saying was: "at the end of the day." God, I loathe that expression. Even Duckface was saying it!
ReplyDeleteOf course she is! Hahaha
ReplyDeleteThese two are a joke and it makes me cackle. She looks so stupid for dating a backup dancer. Is that the best the Very Important Hennifer Lopez can do? No one else in Hollywood is willing to date her? The Bennifer probably scared them all away.
ReplyDeleteTaco- flavored keeses for my Ben!! (a South Park reference before anyone starts freaking out)
My favorite south park episode!
DeleteMy favorite south park episode!
DeleteMy favorite south park episode!
DeleteDon't be fooled by all my money I still like my tacos honey!
DeleteShe looks absolutely ridiculous with this guy. A grown, wealthy woman dating a little wannabe thug. Who could take her seriously after this...
ReplyDeleteBut seriously. He must have some mad sex skills or something because I can't even hardly stand looking at his picture. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteBantha fodder
ReplyDeleteLmao FSP!
DeleteHow much do you want to bet this is leading up to her next marriage? I bet he proposes to her on her birthday (sorry to my hubs for sharing her bday)next week? I got a bet riding on it.
ReplyDeleteJennifer's taste is up her butt..
ReplyDeleteOf course she is. She pays all the bills. He's using her for her fame, money and body.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Henriette.
ReplyDelete@Donner that SP episode is the greatest!
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a mouth breather.
ReplyDeleteWhipped
ReplyDeleteAnother fivehead..
ReplyDeleteBecause he knows which side his bread is buttered on (I haven't said that in years).
ReplyDeleteAnd, because she signs the paychecks.
I am not an apologist for JLo or this particular "relationship," but I don't see anything wrong with the woman being the boss.
ReplyDeleteyx, nothing wrong with it, till he grows up, gets tired of that, and moves on. because we all know that is what is going to happen.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry a woman 1) can't date a younger man? 2) has to date a man within her social circle...because why?
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Jennifer Lopez, but why shouldn't she date him? Lots of male celebrities date much younger woman who aren't "famous," but you don't see people giving them grief.
As long as they are happy together so what? I just want her to go away because she annoys the shit out of me.
@mynerva Mouth-breather! Mwahahaha!
ReplyDelete@donner- aahhhh hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMy sister and I still sing the song..."fill all your wiiiishes with my taco flavored kiiiisses"
And the world heaves a giant DUH.
ReplyDeleteI can't even fucking stand looking at this guy!
ReplyDeleteSmart, Casper.
ReplyDeleteHe's so gross, and she looks like a fucking tool.
ReplyDelete@Redheat, I totally agree with you.
ReplyDeleteI think this guy says exactly what Jennifer wants to hear. Every gushy, vomit inducing endearment he can whisper in her ear is music to her.
ReplyDeleteHe says she's the boss but every photo he takes the lead and tries to look like he's in charge while she tries to look like a meek little kitten being led around. Yuck.
How embarrassing is this!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet she's hiding his balls in that horrific bun of a hairdo she insists on wearing all the time.
ReplyDeleteThere is nothing hot or attractive about him as long as his head is showing.
ReplyDelete@AuntT -- If he moves on, he moves on. It doesn't mean the next one won't be in charge, as well.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, @redheat!
Hennifer Lopez and her taco-flavored kisses are over 40 years old now. Shouldn't she have realized long ago that life is not a fairy tale? I get so irritated by people who act like everything should be moonlight and roses 24/7. That's not real life. That's a Harlequin novel.
ReplyDeleteHe wouldn't be nearly annoying to look at if he DIDN'T HAVE HIS MOUTH OPEN IN EVERY PICTURE.
ReplyDeleteShe cut the strings with Marc Anthony who was a control freak and she wanted some arm candy who she could be in charge of. But being Jennifer with her lousy taste in men, she chose Casper who isn't remotely attractive but IS a lap dog.
ReplyDeleteNo One is saying that Jennifer Lopez can't/shouldn't date a younger man or someone outside of her income bracket. The problem that people have is that 1) she always jumps from relationship to relationship, it's like she can't be single. 2) She's in a serious relationship with a guy who probably should have just been a jumpoff.3) This is a grown woman who has been married and divorced 3 times and she's talking about marriage/love as a "fairytale", you have to work at relationships, she looks crazy.
ReplyDelete@FingerBinger- Exactly! It's not that she shouldn't be in control of her relationship, she just needs to be more in control of herself. Plus, she brought this guy around her kids very early on and I have a huge problem with that.
ReplyDeleteI love the Taco Kisses episode! There used to be a musical greeting card that had Cartman on the cover and played the song.
I would say good on her for doing a Clooney, especially if the rumors about her being abused by Marc are true.
ReplyDeleteWith all her money, she couldn't find a good-looking het gigolo who would know his place? I know it's possible - Madonna seems to have done it.
ReplyDeleteGoddamn this guy is plug ugly.
No one cares about JBlow dating a younger man, but can't she find a better looking one? This guy has the major fugs.
ReplyDelete@Donner: ooooh I loved that South Park episode, it was sooo silly!
ReplyDeleteI find JLO desperate and in complete denial of the normal things in life. She has the worst taste in men. Seriously, what does she talk about with this guy? Herself? Dancing? Strategies for taking over the world. It is pretty obvious the boy is a golddigger, previous girlfriends have stepped forward and tell he is someone who needs to be taken care of financially constantly.
Can't JLO find a normal guy? As in, not famewhore, mature and serious? Makes me think she is Halle Berry crazy, she just doesn't seem right.
@Redheat
ReplyDeletewell said,
it annoys me too how everybody slams jlo and madonna for dating boys