If you are a celebrity, might I suggest that you have a separate pay by the month phone that you use for all your naked photo taking. This way, when the inevitable comes and your cell phone gets hacked, you won't have all your naked photos show up on the internet. The Call Me Maybe singer, Carly Rae Jepsen says that her cell phone was hacked and that naked photos of her are on the phone and now the singer is worried they will end up on the internet. Considering how this song of hers will never be matched success wise by another song, and that she will probably be a one hit wonder, she might want to let this scandal play out a little longer for the publicity. If you have heard the next few songs that are to be released by her, you might understand why I believe she will be a one hit wonder. Anyway, the Vancouver police are investigating and have a suspect. I could definitely see a parody of Call Me Maybe with this news. I wonder if Justin Bieber is in the photos.
Ha, did she and the Biebs bang??
ReplyDeleteI thought she was around the same age as the Biebs but she's like 26 isn't she? Old enough to know better girl!
ReplyDeleteThis has to be on purpose, right?
ReplyDeleteDJ, everything about celebrities is on purpose.
ReplyDeleteLOVE YOUR AVATAR!!! Penny was so cute!!!!!
@Vick so true! And I highly recommend YouTubing some Penny. Guaranteed good mood today. :)
DeleteOMG! Nakkid photos????? *shakes head* Im in shock!!!
ReplyDeleteI am, for one, shocked and appalled. Naked photos of a one note, one hit wonder???? Peeshawwwww
ReplyDeleteAll her songs sound the same, but I like "Curiosity" and "Talk to Me."
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with the kids these days and the nekkid pictures? Sheesh! Should we just assume that everyone under 30 has nude pics of themselves on their phones??
ReplyDeleteThe world's gone nuts, I tell ya - and stay off my lawn :-)!!
Not that I'm famous or anything ;) but I'm under 30 with no nuuudie pictures on my phone. I got over that phase around 20.
DeleteThis should cement her celebrity status. That's how it works, right.
ReplyDeleteI'll be shocked when someone DOESN'T have naked photos but only photos of secret charity work.
ReplyDeleteAngel, for that she'll to make a shitty sex tape of some R&B singer's vastly less talented brother peeing on her.
ReplyDeleteGuess what...don't care!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Frufra...stay off my lawn you troublsome kids!
@disco - I love it!
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Mega-Star Picks Up Litter on Highway - film at 11!!
I just hope that if she does "leak" nude pics, they're not the pathetic self-portrait-in-the-bathroom-mirror variety. That's been done to death; get creative, folks.
ReplyDelete@Vicki, oh that's right, so this is just the prelude. My mistake, lol
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be mean, but I find her to be a low rent Carly Simon-wanna-be. She even poised like Carly on her album/cd whatever they are called now cover.
ReplyDeleteDon't know who she is. Too lazy to look it up. Why nekkid pics on your phone? You almost have to secretly want others to see them, or not so secretly *shrugs*
ReplyDeleteI take it nude pics are the new purse dogs? Everyone's gotta have one?
ReplyDeleteFrufra---You just reminded me of that older Simpsons episode in which Bette Midler was an obsessed roadside litter-cleaner!
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
publicity stunt.
ReplyDeleteThese cell phones of fame-whores are connected directly to the internet. I swear it! Great comments, guys. You are all on fire today! YAY!
ReplyDelete@libby - Simpsons is only the best EVAH.
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't Bette a big anti-litter crusader in real life?
Don't worry honey, you don't possess any parts that the rest of us don't have also.
ReplyDeleteI have no nudes on my phone but I have only had it a month;-) So what if they get leaked deny deny deny never show your face!!!! lol
ReplyDeletephones themselves don't get hacked, everything is stored in a cloud or linked to gmail account, there are records of everything you send
ReplyDeleteHey I just met you.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is crazy
But here's my number
So text me naked?
Get ready for dozens of worse parodies than that
Totally on purpose. And stupid. Jeez, she's got a good voice and she's cute. Just stick with it, kid, try to write some more good songs and you'll end up with some kind of career.
ReplyDeleteThis makes me wonder if the other allegedly "fake" photos and videos were fakes at all. Their availability may have been planned, either that or the girl's completely stupid. After what's happened with so many other celebrities being hacked, no celeb in his or her right mind who has any sense at all would take/keep nude photos on a cell phone unless they were hoping said photos would be discovered somehow.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people enjoy taking nudie pics so much? I don't get it. At least delete them afterwards or put them on a digital camera instead.
ReplyDeleteSo she banged Bieber? Not that surprising I'm sure he met her and convinced her to talk with him alone away from the crowds and then BANG she was all his.
ReplyDeleteThank God I hate my body, no way would I take nude pics of it.
ReplyDeleteIf I meet a girl and she's under the age of 30, I assume she has naked photos of herself.
ReplyDeleteIf she's over the age of 30, I'd say it's 50/50.
Let's not pretend that ALL of the cell phone generation are taking pictures of themselves.
As to Carly Rae and the Biebs - They met on Ellen, he did a cover of her song with his friends and her song went to be the song of the summer after that. So, who knows!
Hey, I'm under 30 and I've never taken a nude photo!
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