Well, it doesn't happen often, but Lifetime has been so disappointed in the ratings for Bristol Palin's new show that her time slot is now going to show Dance Moms. Meanwhile, Bristol will move Bristol's show to 11pm. They would probably pull it completely but since they already paid for it, they figured they might as well air the rest of them. There won't be a second season for the show which means that Bristol is going to have to actually find a job. Her most recent episode only got 750,000 viewers despite the huge publicity push and the lead in from Dance Moms.
She can just get work telling teenagers how to live their lives.
ReplyDeleteMcDonald's is hiring.
ReplyDelete15 minutes goes so slowly these days...
ReplyDeleteDance Moms...the messiest of the messiest and hotest of the hotest train wreck on TV these days. Yowza!
ReplyDeleteshouldve put her on after a 16& pregnant or teen mom show. then it would've gotten more viewers.
ReplyDeleteI hope this is an indication of the country being tired of the Palins and their ilk. Please let me dream.....
ReplyDeleteMemo to Palin Family: this is what 15:01 looks like.
ReplyDeleteBristol has a show on Lifetime? And I watch Lifetime.
ReplyDeleteBet she's glad she spent that $$ on her "corrective surgery" now.
ReplyDeleteEvery now and then, something restores my faith in mankind. Now she'll have to get a real job. Just kidding, she'll figure out a way to get another show or go on an incredible hypocritical speaking tour.
ReplyDelete...what...EVERYONE above me said. Ditto.
ReplyDeleteBristol can always go on welfare and do what she does best: get knocked up.
ReplyDeleteGood back to Alaska with you Palins..
ReplyDeleteDance Moms is doing well? I watch it sporatically but I still teach dance 2 nights a week and I get sucked in to dance shows of every kind. Abbey is over the top but every now and then she says something to a student or parent that I wish I could say and get away with it.
ReplyDeleteBack to Bristol - go back to Alaska and stay there this time - quietly.
I hope this is the nail in her coffin when it comes to DWTS All Stars too!
ReplyDeleteI love dance moms...
ReplyDeleteHAAAAAAA!!!!!
ReplyDelete(cute kid, though)
LIFETIME is making the dumbest programming decisions of any network. They claim in all their "what we're looking for" statements to agents and producers that they are trying to class up the network and get it to the level of a Showtime, HBO, AMC. But then they buy shit like this. Bad, bad leadership at the top.
ReplyDeleteITA with Hendrix. And Robert!
ReplyDeleteThere was an amazing moment on Dance Moms where the Abby Lee lady was carrying a dog in a stroller and then the rival dance instructor came by with her crew, pointed at her, shouted something like "Look at her that's not a baby in the stroller, she has a dog for a baby" and everyone laughed and they showed a close-up of Abby sad and it was like I was watching a John Waters TV show and Divine and Mink Stole were battling again and I freaking loved it.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched it since though...
I don't say this very often, but, American viewing public, you give me hope.
ReplyDeleteSo glad to hear this, What made Lifetime think anyone is interested in this dumb heifer in the first place? She's as stupid and bitchy as her mother. She needs to go back to Alaska and stare at Russia from her backyard with her dimwit mother.
ReplyDelete@Ingrid Superstar, that is one of my favorite moments! You hit the nail on the head...awesome!!
ReplyDeleteI think the Sarah Palin train has finally gone back to Alaska. I couldn't be happier.
ReplyDeleteDivine and Mink Stole? Just one more reason I love this site!
ReplyDeleteI sometimes wonder what personality disorder Abby has, whether it's straight up histrionic or a constellation of histrionic, narcissistic and antisocial. At times, she's a straight up psychopath: flat affect, extreme affinity for rage and hate and violence, absolute lack of empathy for others, lack of startle response, etc., etc. She's quite a creation.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Bristol had another show on Lifetime, so I never watched it.
ReplyDeleteNow that I KNOW she has a show on Lifetime, I'm still not going to watch it, but now it's ON PURPOSE!