Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

June 10, 2012

Two couples and two babies but so entwined. So, the first couple to get pregnant consists of a female celebrity who used to be a singer and probably wishes she still was and that people would come watch her perform. Meanwhile she will just keep doing things here and there on tv and doing regular work too. She loved having the attention of being pregnant and having the world focused on her and then along comes this other couple. This couple consists of a female celebrity who just tries to keep working and her husband who also used to be a singer and probably wishes he still was and that people would come watch him perform. Meanwhile he will just keep doing things here and there on tv. As soon as celebrity couple #2 became pregnant, celebrity female #1 started talking smack non stop top anyone who would listen about the other couple. I mean we are talking world class trash talking here. Who knew she had it in her. Meanwhile the celebrity female #2 wanted people to stop talking about female celebrity #1's baby all the time. Unlike female celebrity #1 though, she did not talk smack to anyone and just let it all fall off her shoulders and has been amazingly nice. Well, the two worlds collided a few months ago in a big way. It turns out the celebrity females have the same doctor and ended up having an appointment at exactly the same time. The two of them in a waiting room together. Pretending the other didn't exist. No one else there. Just the two of them. Not even a word. Not even an acknowledgment.

Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson/Nick Lachey & Vanessa Lachey


28 comments:

  1. Even I knew this one and I suck at guessing BIs!

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  2. Jessica probably couldn't see over her giant boobs.

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  3. Yup.

    Totally OT, but Matthew M. just announced on FB that he and Camilla are expecting their 3rd child.

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  4. Bahahaha. Oh, I wish I could have witnessed that.

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  5. Wonder why Jessica even still cares.... Hmmm.....

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  6. Anonymous8:33 PM

    Crap, I gotta go to sleep...

    Jessica, wtf... here I though you were a NICE dumb blonde.

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  7. This one is a big duh.

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  8. @kel
    I know right, I'm so sleepy!

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  9. Candi...I bet there isn't a day that goes by where she doesn't wish she were still with Nick.

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  10. I like big boobies.

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  11. @FSP Google Cass Elliot. She had big boobies too.

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  12. Jessica is better off without Nick. I've got lots of family in Cincinnati, his hometown, and he is a total douchebag. A cousin even went to school with him and says that he was a complete bully and a jackass who thought his shit didn't stink. His brother is the complete opposite, super nice and down to earth.

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  13. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  14. Expecting a lot of juicy dish out of this Reveal Day was unrealistic....

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  15. So close and yet so far - I'm out. Totally bushed, will not make the end of reveals this year. At 4.42am - bed for me. Hope everyone has had and will have a kick ass 4th. Night all!

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  16. I think Jessica thought Nick was going to spend the rest of her life pining for her. She was supposed to be Mrs. John Mayer not sexual napalm that was too intellectually inferior to him to continue the relationship.

    Nick & Vanessa seem to have a happy healthy equal relationship. Jessica & Eric, well as long as she pays the bills he will stick around. And there is always child support for him if things go sideways.

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  17. So where is the reveal on the tween actress who was supposed to go to rehab the very weekend of the blind? Everybody started trashing Chloe Grace Moretz, who hasn't gone into rehab. If it wasn't Moretz somebody needs to step up & say it.

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  18. oh to have been a fly on the wall ...or a worker in the office. LOL

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  19. Everything about Jessica is just so awful. Everything.

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  20. All I got to say is Lemoncello is a bad fit on ABC's Wipeout. She does not joke well with the guests or have any fun on that show. Who hired her?

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  21. Wow, guesses were spot on. I suppose Jess isn't as over Nick (sp?) Lachey (sp?) as we thought she was. Or it's simply fame-related - also possible.

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  22. lol i loved the way Enty wrote this about Jessica and Nick and their careers.....

    too funny.

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  23. I bet Vanessa is loving the Jessica photos right about now.

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  24. Almost 100% Winner,

    nightowl said...
    I get to be first? I am horrible at these, but even I know it is Jessica Simpson, her man Eric, Drew and Vanessa "Lemonjello" Lachey.
    9:47 AM

    Co winner

    firebugDVM said...
    Nick Lachey (not Drew), but otherwise I agree with the 1st guess :)
    9:48 AM

    Follow up:

    nightowl said...
    See, I can't even write the names correctly! That's why I don't ever answer. So ashamed. ;)
    9:49 AM

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  25. Jessica is still pissed at the big payoff she had to give Nick......Remember it well because Eric will be much worse, DON'T MARRY HIM..........

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  26. @Timebob: I never got it. Is sexual napalm a good thing or a bad thing?

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