Blind Items Revealed
May 2, 2012
#3 - This female pro dancer spent so little time with her celebrity that it was no wonder he got eliminated early. The pro dancer kept spending time with this other male celebrity dancer trying to get him to ask her out. She is basically begging at this point.
#5 - This celebrity who was eliminated was such a complainer that people were calling her Kate Gosselin Jr.
#3 - Karina Smirnoff
#5 - Sherri Shepherd
Karina is just being pragmatic she is getting long in the tooth and hasn't been able to land a whale down the aisle. I don't even think Maks would throw her a sympathy fuck at this point.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of Sherri, and not shocked at all.
Gonna go with William Levy as the celebrity dude she was begging.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I think we got this one right mainly didn't we? 'Specially Karina.
ReplyDeleteAgree with both timebob and Robot. Karina is...um...ick, is the nicest thing I can say.
ReplyDeleteLol@gosselin jr
ReplyDeleteI'm sad to hear that about Sherri Sheperd although the only thing I know of her is playing Angie on 30 Rock and Queen of Jordan is AWESOME!!!! Ha-yum!
ReplyDeleteFOR THE WIN
ReplyDeleteRenoBlondee
10:21 AM
Runner up
Beth got #3 1st but missed #5
@10:19
Actually, the Queen of Jordan episodes of 30 Rock have sucked. I presume that Ms. Shepherd is on her best behavior when she's on set for 30 Rock.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I hope that there's an Alec Baldwin BI reveal in the queue.
ReplyDeleteSherri S seems like such a daft PITA, but she is talented as as actor. I always get a kick out of her in her little roles ("Hot In Cleveland").
ReplyDeleteI like the Queen of Jordan episodes. I didn't like Season 5 but I bought it at Best Buy for $19.99, called in sick one day and watched the entire season. It's way better that way. Her older woman friend in the background on a pole posing while Susan Sarandon is pouring her heart out to Frank kills me.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing missing for me today is Rocket Queen & Jax, I miss them.
ReplyDeleteI like sherri s, so what she complained!
ReplyDelete"I don't even think Maks would throw her a sympathy fuck at this point". hahaha! guessing he's a big ole man-whore(?)
ReplyDeleteSheri Shepard is an idiot on The View. She was the dummy who said her mind was "open" about gravity's existence! What a complete idiot.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she also think the earth was flat or something incredibly dumb like that?
ReplyDeleteMe too, Timebob. But RQ is blissfully happy with her new bundle of joy. She's so beautiful, I don't think RQ can take her eyes off of her long enough to check in with CDAN. And Jax gets attacked every time she posts, so I don't blame her for staying away.
ReplyDeleteWow I got two. Sweet! I usually suck at these. haha
ReplyDeleteThanks for looking them up @Agent!
I don't miss RQ and Jax - I talk to them all the time.. But it's sad how much Jax gets beat on by some of the idiots here.
ReplyDeleteI miss the old CDAN.
I kind of love the Queen of Jordan eps. "People do love the way she says ham." "Ha-am." They make fun of reality tv, but, you know, I would watch the hell out of that show if it existed, and I gave up on reality shows a couple years ago, when even The Amazing Race stopped being fun for me. There's equal measures of affection and ridicule for the genre in those 30 Rock episodes.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Queen of Jordan is the best possible send-up of the Housewives shows. So many hilarious details.
ReplyDelete@anita_mark
ReplyDeleteYep that's Sherri! She also said something stupid about dinosaurs and humans walking the Earth at the same time. Idiot.
Aw Mooshki you are too kind :)
ReplyDeleteHi Timebob! Soon enough my maternity leave will be over and I'll be back to work, bored as hell and on the computer with you guys!
Rocket Queen!
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