Monday, July 16, 2012
Blind Item #2
How awkward is it to have guests over to your home, knowing you paid to have sex with the wife of one of the people you invited over. Well, this A+ list actor found out first hand this weekend. Of course since he is paying his current girlfriend too, it probably wasn't as awkward as it could have been.
Well this could be nearly anyone, not much to go on.
ReplyDeleteClooney!
ReplyDeleteI'd say Clooney but isn't he gay?
ReplyDeleteGeorge, FTW!
ReplyDeleteClooney and Tatum
ReplyDeleteAwwwww come on, Enty. Spill! I’ll transfer a couple of bottles of chateau sparkly into your PO Box. Pretty please.
ReplyDeleteWe are probably never going to know what George is and funny but I don't care...kinda like Hugh Jackman.
ReplyDeleteThey both seem like good guys, they both are committed to doing good...and so they get a pass from me.
Don't a lot of people here believe Clooney is gay though? So A+ unmarried actor invited married couple over and turns out the wife was a hooker he'd slept with?
ReplyDeleteThere's no way to guess the answer to this one. I feel sorry for the guy having to pay for sex.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he paying for it? This particular guy I mean.
DeleteI work with a lot of guys who go to other countries on vacay and pay for women. As wierd as it sounds, they pay for gf's that last the entire 2 wks to a month they are there to have the gf experience without the actual work and commitment of a gf. So it's not necessarily because they can't get a real gf on their own, it's just that they don't want the responsibility that comes with a real gf and the awkward break up after.
DeleteI think that for some guys it isn't paying for Sex. It is paying for the woman to go away the next day.
Deletewhen I read through it again it sounds like he knew beforehand
ReplyDeleteI think jadedlove got it.
ReplyDeleteThere's a picture of George & Stacey with Tatum and his wife on Radar's site.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/07/george-clooney-stacy-keibler-channing-tatum-sailing-italy-photos
Cosign the Clooney guesses!
ReplyDeleteNot nearly as embarassing as arriving to a birthday party with your young kid, and realizing not only did you "shtup" the little birthday boy's mom, but his grandmom too (the mom of the mom). True story, (and both the mom and grandmom were both Playboy posers in their respective primes). Talk about your awkward moments? A very small world! My friend still tells this story at parties (happened to him - not me).
ReplyDeleteThis sounds more like Charlie Sheen than Clooney.
ReplyDeleteHello Himmmm!! Nice to see you here again!
ReplyDeleteAnd....awkward encounter, no doubt.
Successful, good looking men pay for sex all the time. If they pay for it, they'll get exactly what they want from the man/woman.
ReplyDeleteWell hello there.
ReplyDeleteI love the headline in the link below that story about this weekend: "George Clooney on Gay Rumors - 'I don't give a shit'".
ReplyDelete@liteNOTsobrite
ReplyDeleteIf I recall correctly, don't you work in a prison? I'm hoping my memory is off :/
@Himmmm, I was wondering today when we'd see you again! Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteI know that it's the world's oldest profession, but still, it's just gross, the idea of making money that way. Definitely awkward, unless there is still some interest there. Welcome back Himmm!
ReplyDeleteI have much much much higher respect for a hooker than a non working welefare trailer park Mom. As Chris Rock said...put the Dick down. Get a job. Get a job holding dicks. Just get.a fucking job. And they are jobs out there....
DeleteHey Himmmm!
ReplyDeleteHimmmm, why didn't he go for the hat trick and schtup the great grandmother, too? Now THAT'S the stuff legends are made of.
ReplyDeleteI meant sounds like he at least calls her his girlfriend...uh it's late here I realise I maybe sound a little silly in fact a lot silly haha that's ok I can laugh at myself and I do have a good excuse lol :)
ReplyDelete^This!
ReplyDeleteAw, thanks guys (and gals). Work has been a real busy pain lately, esp. the ungodly Southeastern heat, storms, learning chinese, globetrotting, and helping raise a little ball of love chub (that would be a baby). I still read when possible just not much time to join the fracas. Glad you all are still lovely, crazy, and hilarious! But seriously, this Blind reads like a Sheenism but could hardly fathom him being embarassed about it (Mr. "I pay them to leave" Sheen).
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you, @Himmmm!
ReplyDeleteAs for Clooney, he pays for it so that none of these tricks get too attached and understand *exactly* where they stand. No false expectations that way, it's much cleaner at the end.
As for the gay rumors, I actually don't think he exclusively swings one way or the other. I think there are some people who get bored and need a lot of variety, and George falls into this category.
Hilarious story Himmmm! Did the mom and grandmom know they had been with the same man?
ReplyDeleteHi Himmmm! Glad to have you pop in and play today =)
ReplyDeleteAs for the blind? Heck if I know.
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ReplyDeleteI like 'knocking boots'! :))
DeleteLainey has something on right now about Channing Tatum at Lake Como.
ReplyDeleteLainey wrote on her blog that Stacey and Tatum's wife are friends.
ReplyDeletewell channing tatum and jenna dewan were just hosted by george clooney and legs mcgee...err stacy k.
ReplyDeletehaha himmmm! kooky himmmm!
ReplyDeleteLol yeah of course I get it, got it before I wrote that :)
ReplyDeleteIf it was so awkward, then why extend an invitation to the couple in the first place? Sounds like a macho jerk thing to do - oh wait, it's hollywood.
ReplyDeleteTatum says there is a Magic Mike sequal in the works - good thing because the movie just sort of ended....with no ending.
ReplyDeleteI'll pick George too but if the article above is to be believed the wife and Stacey are good friends. He must have heard her name mentioned in passing.
Missed you @Himmmm. Sorry you're melting in the Southeast. Take care of baby chub and the missus.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to your dreamy brown eyes in a theater soon...
@popnursing - they could have been having a party, and that couple just showed up.
ReplyDeleteIs Charlie Sheen A+? Anyone?
Coriander Shea: Nope, "Schtup" is anything but new.
ReplyDeleteIt's Yiddish for fucking & has been used for centuries!
The only mother-daughter pairs that I've found who posed for Playboy are Carol/Simone Eden and Jerry Hall/Lizzy Jagger. I don't think that either Simone or Lizzy have kids (from what I could find). Anyone else want to search?
ReplyDeleteI'm as exquisite as it gets so I can see a man like Clooney paying. He thinks cuz he's super handsome and classy and has a villa in Italy he can have any woman he wants? Whatever.
ReplyDeleteYes the payment is for a quick and drama~free exit
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing had me confused for a while. I thought, "What? George Clooney's...dating Tatum O'Neal? And...paying her? And then there's a...wife? Wait...what?"
ReplyDeleteI have much much much higher respect for a hooker than a non working welefare trailer park Mom. As Chris Rock said...put the Dick down. Get a job. Get a job holding dicks. Just get.a fucking job.
ReplyDeleteAKM - me too!!
ReplyDeleteWe're old :-).
God dammit, I go on a date at lunch and Himmmm shows up? Not fair!!!!
ReplyDeleteOn GND there was a 50th year.playmate canidate whose Mom was also a playmate. I think there are probably lots of Mom daughter sister play pairs
ReplyDelete@Himmm i can top that ....parent teacher interview - oh Hello teacher i slept with in the past......AWKWARD and yes he remembered me :D
ReplyDeleteDoesn't make sense that Clooney who some claim is gay, would pay a woman to have sex????
ReplyDeleteNo matter, say what you will but I prefer to live in my own little Clooney can do no wrong land! HUMMPF
@Vicki Cupper
ReplyDeleteI know, me too! Grrrrr.
I know Enty like LeoD-but could it be him? Is he A+ yet?
ReplyDeleteI'm supposed to be working on my insurance billing (which is the worst thing ever!!!!) and this is such a lovely distraction. How will I choose?!?
ReplyDelete@vicki - hope the date went well.
@Himmmm I (second, third, fourth, whatever) the other commenters: Nice to 'see' you again.
ReplyDeleteSorry it's unbearably hot in my state, though the coast is probably ever-so-slightly more tolerable than where GP was spotted working a few weeks back.
@Dia, meh. We've been texting for a few months and finally met today. He's supercute and German, but I could tell he was disappointed.
ReplyDeleteSame story, different book jacket.
Nice to see you, Himmmm. Try not to wear yourself out and take good care of your chubbem!
ReplyDelete@Vicki - you weren't talking to me but I'm talking to you anyway. That's disappointing. I highly approve of the German thing, but if sparks didn't fly, sparks didn't fly... I wonder why he was disappointed? You're so fucking funny, you'd kill me if we were out for lunch! Is English his second language or something?
ReplyDeleteI'm just seconding Em's remarks to Vicki. You are a catch, lady. You need a man who understands your genius :-).
ReplyDeleteEm, he was just disappointed with the physical, like all guys. I'm fucking Quasimodo with shoulder-length hair. I'm the very definition of "she has a great personality".
ReplyDeleteNot fishing for compliments. It's just the way it is.
HIMMMM!!!! - gosh darn, I'm tickled pink to read you again. welcome back, you have been missed.
ReplyDelete@Himmmmm has returned. Day = made! :)
ReplyDelete@vicki - What Em said! Don't settle. You are funny! Do you really want an uptight German dude anyway?
ReplyDeleteOk ladies. Gotta work now. My boss (me) is upset bc if I don't do the billing I don't get the paid. But I just wanna hang out with the ladies and talk smack. SO much more fun :)
@Vicki, good luck with the next guy, then. I tried online dating for several months before I met my (now) fiance the old fashioned way, through my best friend. They were co-workers. I went on PLENTY of dates and dealt with many frogs during the Match.com phase, though. Dating is not fun.
ReplyDelete@Vicki, that sucks. It just does. But it doesn't seem like you were really into him, either (?)
ReplyDeleteFor me, funny goes a LONG way. I've met people who I wasn't physically attracted to at first, but the funnier they are, the stronger the attraction. I like to laugh!
@dia - get to work. We'll be here tomorrow :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Mom!
DeletePS - I like to laugh too :D
Couldn't this be Jack Nicholson?
ReplyDeleteThe blind kind of reminded me of a recent reveal about him having paid women stay at his house, here it is:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed_2058.html
@vicki - Just read the Quasimodo comment. STOP THAT SHIT! You are beautiful inside and out!!!! Be nice to yourself.
ReplyDeleteEm, I've just had enough experience to a) not get my hopes up and b) know when guys aren't interested.
ReplyDeleteWould rather have a cat anyway.
@Himmmm - you made my day. :0)
ReplyDeleteOne more thought to Vicki - I have a friend who is morbidly obese. Like hard to get around, uncomfortable, 100+ pounds overweight. She is also smart and hilarious. She is married to this little dude covered in tattoos who totally appreciates her genius. Hang in there, sister. Let what's inside radiate out, and it will get noticed by the right man.
ReplyDeleteI'll shut up now. I'm sure we're all bugging the shit out of you by now :-). You're just practically one of my idols with that wit of yours, so I had to send you some love.
After reading the Model book you guys told me about, and the room 23 stuff I can't imagine this is anything more than swapping couples who are bi. Not even newsworthy, IMHO.
ReplyDelete@Vicki - There are guys who like *every* type out there - fat, thin, flat, square chinned, whatever. When a guy is mature and ready for a real relationship, he gets past the idea of wanting the Playboy model type, and starts to want someone that is really attractive *to him* AND has a great personality. That is when are going to SHINE like the rock star you are. Meanwhile, use your dates as a chance to collect some funny stories that you can live on when you're partnered up and boring. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy I am I so hot for Channing Tatum? He should be an Avenger and add to that hot mix.
ReplyDelete@Vicki - sorry to hear your date didn't work out. I wish I had something smart to say other than "been there" and I know that isn't so helpful. I'm overweight and my husband married me as an overweight person and he is silly about me (and I him). He even puts up with my lust for Avengers, Channing Tatum, Spartacus, and Daniel Craig.
RE: Clooney, Ive heard hes not nessesarily gay but into the rough stuff. Has to contract girlfriends because he can never be seen with the women he likes to date.
ReplyDeleteSheen is A+ easy.
As a friend of a couple of obese women, there are guys who are into everything but its almost always because of fetishes. They want fat girls to slap them with their fat rolls and eat in front of them while they fap. Is more like enabling than dating.
I think this is someone we haven't thought of that we probably don't immediately think of when we think pig.
Re: Clooney I had a very close friend who worked as a personal chef on luxury yachts. Still does, in fact. She swore me to secrecy, but I am going to tell this tidbit. She was working on this yacht for Clooney, who was there with a woman and another couple. In the wee hours there was some bedroom shuffling and not the boys with the girls kind. In fact, she said that one of the servers who was an Irish national and very Catholic got off at the next port of call because she was so disgusted with the ongoing shenanigans. She also said Clooney, despite his good guy persona was a real asshat and never would work for him again.
ReplyDeleteWelcome Back, Himmmmm! Great story! Don't we all have friends with those stories that are great to mention, but we are so happy they don't belong to us? Talk about awkward moments.
ReplyDeleteGood luck on learning Chinese. Is that or taking care of baby more challenging?
As for the blind, it looks like everyone else has covered it. Just as they always do. :)
@Vicki - We're in the same boat, sister. At least you have the balls (or should it be ovaries?) to get out there. I gave up on OKCupid, after trying Match, eHarmony, Catholic Match, Plenty of Fish, and one more that I can't remember at the mo'. At any rate, I got nuthin'. Very little contacts. Absolutely NO dates. For THREE years. You got more than I did. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, no more of that Quasimodo shit. ;-)
Good to see you back @Himmmm!
ReplyDeleteI can't see anything being awkward for George. He'd just shrug it off.
@Vicki,we all know you're awesome, never talk down about yourself.
I had given up *looking*, decided to go it alone, dove into my work, started volunteer teaching ESL, took myself out to dinner alone every Friday night.
A chance invite to watch a friend bowling *and I didn't want to go*,
and I met the love of my life. I was 43. It's never too late.
@Vicki, I was on the cusp of 40 when I met my true love (corny, I know..) and we worked together for 2 years before we even "dated".
ReplyDeleteNo more self deprecating humor! We obviously all have had the same experience as you. OK, maybe not the pretty blonds from the reader pix.. but all the rest of us !
Dear Vicky (and AKM)
ReplyDeleteYou don t know me but I read you every day ... and excuse me, for intruding but ... your wits and deadpan humor could find great responses on the Guardian (the British newspaper) dating website, SoulMates, methink.
It s full of interesting people and the profiles go beyond the usual fare you find on dating websites (you all know the type "nice guy, into sports and intimate Internet surfing, would like to find a woman who accepts to give him total control of the TV remote and the couch while he s watching the aforementioned sports and does not know how to access the browsing history of his computer")
As for being a British website, it s not limitative.
I m from Belgium, was in China at the time (thread coincidence...) and met through it my best half who is Australian and lives in Paris.
A big hello to all posters from the banks of the Seine, so sad I am in the wrong timezone, you are a great bunch of posters :-)
Mother and daughter aren't necessarily Playmates of the Month; they could be all sorts of other magazines lately (many many Newstand Specials, non-centerfold pictorials).
ReplyDelete@babo
ReplyDeleteOù est la bibliothèque?
Here in the USA, many decades ago, "Miss Jean" used to give French lessons on PBS. The above is about all I remember :)
Vicky: Ditto. Thanks for making me laugh every day.
ReplyDelete@ Agent**It
ReplyDeleteThe big gimmick here for learning English was "my taylor is rich".
It was all very fitting for Elizabeth Taylor but pretty useless for the rest of us people who were not even taught how to find the library ;-)
I'm going to add a clarification here: I just told the story about my friend as an illustration. I don't know VIcki in real life, and don't have any idea what she looks like. But I stand by everything I said.
ReplyDeleteAnd my friend's really married - it's not some weird fetish deal. I mean, I haven't been in their bedroom, but it's a real partnership - you know what I mean.
Hi himmmm
ReplyDeleteLove the stories from Frufra, Del Riser, and Agent**It!
ReplyDeleteI'm currently on your plan, Del...trying to enjoy work (although I get bored; that's where CDAN comes in, hee hee), school, internship, friends and family, books and restaurants and movies and music when I can find the time. And I feel pretty good! I'm ONLY 37. I think the baby boat may have sailed, but I'm good with that, too. We shall see what the rest of my 30s, 40s, and so on will hold! :-)
In the meantime, as Vicki said, cats ROCK. ;-)
And thanks for the tip, babo. Again, we'll see. ;-)
And Vicki, you COULD write a book. Or a screenplay. Do you blog? Wit and talent is a HUGE turn-on, and you got that, girl.
Why has no one guessed Sean Peen-I mean Penn?
ReplyDeleteGood grief, George. I'm right here! Email me! I'll keep your pretty little secrets...
ReplyDeleteThis is totally George Clooney, Channing Tatum and whatever his wife's name is.
ReplyDeleteI found a mother/daughter playboy models, Gale Olson & Crystal McCahill. But nothing about the younger having children.
ReplyDeleteAdd Simone and Carol Eden.
ReplyDelete@AKM, It was a great plan, cuz' it got me out of myself and into the rest of the world with no expected payoff. Then, wonder of wonders the best possible payoff ever.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, and the best part is you also get noticed for the great work you're doing, new friends, new experiences, and a full and happy life...you'll have lots of stuff to share when you get gobsmacked by the ONE.
Are you guys kidding me with thinking George Clooney ever has to PAY for sex? WTH?! Do you not think there are a hundred thousand women lined up around the block who would do whatever he asked, no questions, AND keep his secrets for the possibility that he would ask them back. Jeez.
ReplyDeleteTry again...
Rich, attractive men pay for sex all the time. Look at Heidi Fleiss and her clientele. It's easier for them and some get off on it.
DeleteHello Himmmmm
ReplyDeleteDon't think Clooney would pay for sex or have to.
@Vicki That guy was clearly a A+ asshole. I to am textbook "great personality" at least you try. I don't and probably won't.
I don't think George pays them for sex, I think he gives his ladies an allowance, for clothes, beauty stuff, etc. He's much wealthier than the girls he dates and seems to be very generous to those around him, also he needs them looking good for his own public image, or 'brand' as lainey would say. JLo has a similar deal going with Casper, why aren't we saying he's getting paid for sex ..?
ReplyDeleteI believe its Clooney!
ReplyDeleteAlso Vicki maybe online dating doesn't work because its sooooo focused on pictures and looks..you'd probably do better meeting someone while in your normal environment..where you and potential dates both get the chance to observe and get to know each other and the attraction isn't based solely on looks..so get active and put yourself out there..at church, at work, volunteering, walking your dog, etc.. and when you're happy in your own skin and ready...VOILA!!
You deserve a great mate..NO QUESTION.. so keep yourself positive, up and encouraged.. and it will happen!!!! Choose wisely and keep us posted chica.. Xo
Very good point. I've learned from online dating a lot of them men are obsessed with looks. It's important to put an accurate picture on there or they will freak. It feels like you are being graded with all of the questions etc. It puts a lot of pressure on both people. It's so much easier to let it happen in a natural setting. Dating sucks!!
DeleteMen don't necessarily marry or commit based on a woman's looks..its mainly her emotional health, living a stable life and positive attitude that makes the difference..so let us accentuate the positive! Being truly happy with oneself is POWERFUL and ATTRACTIVE
ReplyDelete@Himmmm... HOORAY!!! I kept thinking you'd pop up on the 4th! Congrats on the little one! I heart you!
ReplyDeleteI don't know who else too guess but Jenna Dewan. Perhaps she was one of the yacht chickies in Cannes? Worked for Grace Kelly!
Clooney was the first thing that came to mind, but I doubt he's having sex with Jenna Dewan. Tatum, more like.
ReplyDeleteGood lord, I missed a lot today.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, I read this as my future husband, George. However, I also read the guesses as Tatum O'Neal.
Color me confused.
Hi, Himmmm! I know how bad the weather's been here in Boston lately (they're saying 97 & humid tomorrow), and, having lived in the southeast, you definitely have my sympathy. Hug the missus and cuddle the wee one for all of us, OK?
ReplyDeleteNo idea on the blind, but I do know of a musician who had a 4-way w/his GF, the GF's mom, and another woman who was the best friend of one of other two women (not sure whether it was the daughter's friend or the mom's)...now, I love my mom as much as anyone, but there are some things you just don't share with your mom, and getting busy would definitely be one of them! (Yes, it's a true story, and no, I'm not saying who it is, sorry...)
Yep, this one is Clooney.
ReplyDelete@ Vicki - I've seen pics of you and you remind me of an ex girlfriend of one of my brother's and my brother does not date dogs!
k8, we do say he gets paid, we just call it pocket money.
ReplyDelete"Amber said...
ReplyDeleteHimmmm, why didn't he go for the hat trick and schtup the great grandmother, too? Now THAT'S the stuff legends are made of."
He's waiting for the birthday girl to grow up!
@ Vicki....you are Wuh haaay too good for the German dude...
ReplyDeleteWhat everybody else said! We all love you!
@ Vicki, u always crack me up,don't sweat the shallow minds :)
ReplyDeletewhy would jenna and tatum agree to this? tatum makes a lot of money from his films. i don't understand.
ReplyDeleteCo-sign Clooney. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are with them in Lake Como now, which is really random by the way. So he's paid for Jenna? This must have been a long time ago, when she was still struggling. If it's them, I bet Channing doesn't know.
ReplyDeleteHMMMM'S story:
ReplyDeleteBest guess that comes to my mind is Liv Tyler and her groupie mama, Bebe Buell. In Liv's social circle back when she was in her 20s, it must have been tricky during a first date to find a way to say, "I hate to ask, but since you're over 30 I feel I must find out if you ever had sex with my mom?"
I don't describe myself as Quasimodo, but I feel I look a lot like the Golem from Lord of the Rings; I feel I am the least attractive person in the room, no matter how many people are in the room. But at 37 years and 49 weeks I married a man who somehow sees past the exterior into the hidden treasure within (that I don't even see myself). So if there was hope for me, there is hope.
ReplyDeleteLive your life, don't put yourself on hold, and enjoy the journey even if it's a solo one and just maybe a companion will join you on the way.
Oh, and if you ARE looking, and your current routine doesn't provide any possibilities, change the current routine. Go shopping at a different store, go bowling when you never do, eat lunch at a different place, hang out in the lobby after work an extra 20 minutes, whatever. Do something that makes different people enter your sphere, even if it's a little thing.
Hi Hmmmm. hugs to the babe. and keep in mind i am pre coffee. great story about the party and i am on the charile train. the only thing that would add to the legend was if there was a pony
ReplyDeleteThis is all so gross. Wife-swabbing. Husband-swapping. Teen-swapping. Weird sex all the time with as many odd and horrific couplings as possible.
ReplyDeleteIs that all celebrities can think of to do with their fame, money and power? Shtup other celebs in exotic and frightening ways?
For such an imaginative place, Hollywood sure doesn't have one. It's all sex and drugs, blah blah blah. I'm not rich and famous but have already realized those aren't the paths to happiness. You'd think folks with some scratch would get that one, too. But no. Sex and drugs, blah blah blah. How sad.
He Paid Jenna To Have sex with Him Before?
ReplyDeletePoor Channing. Does He even know about this.
No way this is Clooney. He may have paid for sex, but it certainly was not with a woman. If Enty had said "partner" instead of wife, I'd say that once upon a time George paid Tatum for sex. As for Stacy... well, Cindy and Jenna could be just her type.
ReplyDeleteAnybody catch the clues in Himmmms post. Southeast, iron man 3 is filming in NC. Learning Chinese: the mandarin was just revealed to be the villain in the movie. And the baby.....,the star of the movie had a baby in February. Wouldn't that led to everyone's favorite guess?
ReplyDeleteSo is Himmmmmmm RDJ?
ReplyDeleteHimmmm loves that everyone thinks he is RDJ, so he throws in "clues" to make people continue thinking that.
ReplyDeleteStinks of Charlie Sheen. Love Charlie Sheen though, that ol' ball player.
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