What Real Housewife has secretly been taking birth control pills without telling her husband. He thinks they are trying for a baby. She thinks it may be time to get divorced and wants no part of a baby with him right now. It's not RHNYC or RHATL.
Well good for her whoever the hell she is. If she's thinking about leaving him then she shouldn't be getting pregnant anyway. Actually pretty responsible of her.
Teresa and Joe. Would make sense if she really was told she could only stay on the show if she divorced Joe. Then again, I figure she'd want to get pregnant and then get divorced so she could have more stories to sell.
Both little Joes are scared their meal tickets are gonna leave them in the dust--Guidice when he goes to the big house, Gorga when he starts losing his money/properties to foreclosure/bankruptcy, OR when Melissa becomes a rock star (bwa ha haaaaaa! Yeah right).
While Joe Gorga has a FEW redeeming qualities, both Joes are just disgustingly piggish, sexist, racist people.
Selenakyle~ this is my first time responding. I have been a long time reader. I agree with you. These guys are pigs and do not know how to respect women. As for Melissa is she tone def? Who would give her a record deal in their right mind?
I thought Melissa and Joe had such a great relationship! She "admires his work ethnic, " while he "admires her worth ethic." A match made in...New Jersey!
I was going to say Alexis just because Taliban Jim doesn't want her working but sounds like he's said he doesn't want more.
I think Teresa is a good guess tho--the convo with him saying he'd like a boy was a year ago in real time tho and didn't they need fertility treatments for their last baby, Audriana? I believe that was one of the debts on the bankruptcy.
Kyle said she wanted another child but I didn't get the impression Mauricio felt the same way.
Tre has four kids and Juicy's prospects aren't looking so good. That said, I think she would sooner stay married to a conniving husband in jail (she's "old school Italian") than admit that everyone else was right and divorce his dumb a$$.
I see Melissa as far more likely to consider divorce (in the theoretical sense) an option -- but I'm not sure she has half as many reasons to actually proceed with one as Tre does. Also likely? This item is a plant from the Guidice camp to make MG look bad. Remember, Tre beating the drum about the "rumor" that "everyone" was telling her that if "Muh-liss" did well with her music, she would cheat on Joe. Sigh. Someone please buy Tre a dictionary so she learns the difference between a rumor and flat-out $hit-stirring.
Tre has four kids and Juicy's prospects aren't looking so good. That said, I think she would sooner stay married to a conniving husband in jail (she's "old school Italian") than admit that everyone else was right and divorce his dumb a$$.
I see Melissa as far more likely to consider divorce (in the theoretical sense) an option -- but I'm not sure she has half as many reasons to actually proceed with one as Tre does. Also likely? This item is a plant from the Guidice camp to make MG look bad. Remember, Tre beating the drum about the "rumor" that "everyone" was telling her that if "Muh-liss" did well with her music, she would cheat on Joe. Sigh. Someone please buy Tre a dictionary so she learns the difference between a rumor and flat-out $hit-stirring.
Am I the only one who feels that Joe and Melissa Gorga have a good realtionships? Sure's he's a horndog but I just feel that they truly love eachother.
Theresa I would say except for the mention she did IF treatments for Audriana. joocy joe wants a male child and Mama Caroline forsees a D.I.V.O.R.C.E. in the future for the Guidices. So I like the Jesus Juggs guess too. Most of these dames are too old to think about having babies...even though the Countess thinks at age 47 that should be no problem and crazy Ramona confused menopause with pregnancy. Which makes me think this could be Adrianne Maloof.
Bethenny is a good guess, but she's not a RH and she lives in NY. I think Kyle's baby making days are over. Adrienne Maloof can barely tolerate being in the same room with her husband; I doubt she has sex with him.
I'm shocked but I find myself actually liking Joe Gorga, even though he needs to lay off of the "poison" and bedroom comments. Enough already! I get the vibe that he and Melissa are happily married.
Meanwhile Joe Guidice is a real knuckle-dragger who probably thinks he has to prove his masculinity by having a boy child. Teresa's one redeeming quality is her love for her children but she is too busy supporting the family with her cookbooks and bellinis to have another kid. I think it's her.
@Mango, I was watching the show last night with a friend and explaining that while I knew it was wrong, I just ... well, I just couldn't *not* love Gorga. And she said, yeah, he's a teddy bear. With Sophia Loren eyes.
I share many acquaintances with Melissa and Joe Gorga and this does not seem to fit them. However, this does seem to fit the descriptions the same shared acquaintances have told be about Theresa and Joe Guidice.
Rumor around the NJ lawyer-types is that Joe Guidice will be going to jail. Theresa will have to make a decision, however, her decision will be whichever will advance her business, not what is best for her family.
That ship has waaaaay sailed. No way she's getting knocked up without serious medical intervention.
Even if Jimbo doesn't want another baby, he'd definitely try to knock up Alexass if it meant he could keep her chained to the kitchen. And if they're getting too crowded, next time they can let their babies roll into their own pool instead of a public one so no one will be around to rescue them.
Melissa Gorga?
ReplyDeleteI hate that I know their f'ing names. I hate that I watch these shows. Forgive me.
ReplyDeleteJoe Gorga and Melissa?
ReplyDeleteWell good for her whoever the hell she is. If she's thinking about leaving him then she shouldn't be getting pregnant anyway. Actually pretty responsible of her.
ReplyDeleteThis could be interesting as long as it's not Miami
ReplyDeleteTeresa and Joe Giudice? I think at one point they said he wanted a son
ReplyDeleteTeresa and Joe. Would make sense if she really was told she could only stay on the show if she divorced Joe. Then again, I figure she'd want to get pregnant and then get divorced so she could have more stories to sell.
ReplyDeletethe only feasible answers are Teresa or Melissa from NJ, Kyle from BH, or Alexis and Heather from OC. I'm pretty sure this would be Melissa from NJ.
ReplyDeletethe only feasible answers are Teresa or Melissa from NJ, Kyle from BH, or Alexis and Heather from OC. I'm pretty sure this would be Melissa from NJ.
ReplyDeleteI dont think itd be Kyle or Heather. Both their husbands have money and the more kids they have = the more child support they get.
ReplyDeleteThe Bellinos?
ReplyDeleteMelidda Gorga.
ReplyDeleteAlexis or Melissa
ReplyDeleteIt's not Alexis. Jim has blogged that he's done having kids.
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ReplyDeleteBethenny Frankel Hoppy
ReplyDeleteCould be Teresa or Melissa.
ReplyDeleteBoth little Joes are scared their meal tickets are gonna leave them in the dust--Guidice when he goes to the big house, Gorga when he starts losing his money/properties to foreclosure/bankruptcy, OR when Melissa becomes a rock star (bwa ha haaaaaa! Yeah right).
While Joe Gorga has a FEW redeeming qualities, both Joes are just disgustingly piggish, sexist, racist people.
Selenakyle~ this is my first time responding. I have been a long time reader. I agree with you. These guys are pigs and do not know how to respect women. As for Melissa is she tone def? Who would give her a record deal in their right mind?
DeleteWell at LEAST she's using birth control
ReplyDeleteI thought Melissa and Joe had such a great relationship! She "admires his work ethnic, " while he "admires her worth ethic." A match made in...New Jersey!
ReplyDeleteI was going to say Alexis just because Taliban Jim doesn't want her working but sounds like he's said he doesn't want more.
ReplyDeleteI think Teresa is a good guess tho--the convo with him saying he'd like a boy was a year ago in real time tho and didn't they need fertility treatments for their last baby, Audriana? I believe that was one of the debts on the bankruptcy.
Kyle said she wanted another child but I didn't get the impression Mauricio felt the same way.
Most, if not all of them, should be. It's terrible that some of these women are breeding! (I'm talking 'bout YOU Krazy Kelly!)
ReplyDeleteI hope this isn't The Gorga's. I am retardedly entertained by them.This has got to be Juicy Joe and Theresa.
ReplyDeleteTre has four kids and Juicy's prospects aren't looking so good. That said, I think she would sooner stay married to a conniving husband in jail (she's "old school Italian") than admit that everyone else was right and divorce his dumb a$$.
ReplyDeleteI see Melissa as far more likely to consider divorce (in the theoretical sense) an option -- but I'm not sure she has half as many reasons to actually proceed with one as Tre does. Also likely? This item is a plant from the Guidice camp to make MG look bad. Remember, Tre beating the drum about the "rumor" that "everyone" was telling her that if "Muh-liss" did well with her music, she would cheat on Joe. Sigh. Someone please buy Tre a dictionary so she learns the difference between a rumor and flat-out $hit-stirring.
Tre has four kids and Juicy's prospects aren't looking so good. That said, I think she would sooner stay married to a conniving husband in jail (she's "old school Italian") than admit that everyone else was right and divorce his dumb a$$.
ReplyDeleteI see Melissa as far more likely to consider divorce (in the theoretical sense) an option -- but I'm not sure she has half as many reasons to actually proceed with one as Tre does. Also likely? This item is a plant from the Guidice camp to make MG look bad. Remember, Tre beating the drum about the "rumor" that "everyone" was telling her that if "Muh-liss" did well with her music, she would cheat on Joe. Sigh. Someone please buy Tre a dictionary so she learns the difference between a rumor and flat-out $hit-stirring.
Nah, it can't be Melissa - I know someone close to her who swears that they are so in love and happy, and that he's a sweetheart (as is she).
ReplyDeleteYea them!!! I don't want any of these people reproducing.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who feels that Joe and Melissa Gorga have a good realtionships? Sure's he's a horndog but I just feel that they truly love eachother.
ReplyDeleteI vote to Teresa
Either Melissa Gorga or Jesus Jugs.
ReplyDeleteTheresa I would say except for the mention she did IF treatments for Audriana. joocy joe wants a male child and Mama Caroline forsees a D.I.V.O.R.C.E. in the future for the Guidices. So I like the Jesus Juggs guess too. Most of these dames are too old to think about having babies...even though the Countess thinks at age 47 that should be no problem and crazy Ramona confused menopause with pregnancy. Which makes me think this could be Adrianne Maloof.
ReplyDeleteI am ashamed to know so much about them all.
Bethenny is a good guess, but she's not a RH and she lives in NY. I think Kyle's baby making days are over. Adrienne Maloof can barely tolerate being in the same room with her husband; I doubt she has sex with him.
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked but I find myself actually liking Joe Gorga, even though he needs to lay off of the "poison" and bedroom comments. Enough already! I get the vibe that he and Melissa are happily married.
Meanwhile Joe Guidice is a real knuckle-dragger who probably thinks he has to prove his masculinity by having a boy child. Teresa's one redeeming quality is her love for her children but she is too busy supporting the family with her cookbooks and bellinis to have another kid. I think it's her.
@Mango, I was watching the show last night with a friend and explaining that while I knew it was wrong, I just ... well, I just couldn't *not* love Gorga. And she said, yeah, he's a teddy bear. With Sophia Loren eyes.
ReplyDeleteI thought that the fertility clinic payment was revealed to be for Joe's vasectomy?
ReplyDeleteI share many acquaintances with Melissa and Joe Gorga and this does not seem to fit them. However, this does seem to fit the descriptions the same shared acquaintances have told be about Theresa and Joe Guidice.
ReplyDeleteRumor around the NJ lawyer-types is that Joe Guidice will be going to jail. Theresa will have to make a decision, however, her decision will be whichever will advance her business, not what is best for her family.
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ReplyDeleteThat ship has waaaaay sailed. No way she's getting knocked up without serious medical intervention.
Even if Jimbo doesn't want another baby, he'd definitely try to knock up Alexass if it meant he could keep her chained to the kitchen. And if they're getting too crowded, next time they can let their babies roll into their own pool instead of a public one so no one will be around to rescue them.
If this is Tre, WHAT IS SHE WAITING FOR? Joe Guidice is a horrible old troll, just like little Milania said.
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