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What married Real Housewives - BH wife really needs to watch her husband more closely? If he was dirty dancing with that much younger woman and rubbing her ass and telling her how hot she was while the Bravo cameras were filming all around him, then how do you think he is behaving when they are not around?
Mauricio!!!
ReplyDeletePaul Nassif? His marriage to Adrienne is on the rocks....it seems like they can hardly tolerate eachother!
ReplyDeleteMauricio is the only one who could pull a hot thang, right?
ReplyDeleteWhen I read "much younger", I thought of Ken, who is the oldest RHOBH hubby, but I'm thinking it's Mauricio.
ReplyDeleteI get the pervy cheater vibes from Mauricio
ReplyDeleteI hope it's Mauricio!
ReplyDeletePlus being married to Kyle would make anyone cheat I would think, she's such a B
ReplyDeleteI though Mauricio but I dont think Kyle lets him out of her sight.. I will say Paul...
ReplyDeleteI wish all the wives of all the towns would just go the fuck away already.
ReplyDeleteKen. With crutch girl. Definitely.
ReplyDeleteOh Enty, don't be naive! It's reality TV! Do you really think he wasn't "urged" to behave that way by the producers? At the very least, he did it FOR the cameras, not in spite of them. It's all fake, darling.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Mauricio when I read it.
ReplyDeleteAgree with lostathome!
ReplyDeleteUmmm...what drugs cause some one to stumble shuffle and lick glass.Windows...because.some dude that looked like an extra in a zombie movie just licked my office window and is walking around the parking lot stumbling over shit and licking car windows while mumbling and flailing arms. The dude looks.scary as shit and We are locked down waiting for PD
ReplyDeleteShnozberries, man
Deletedefinitely ken and brandi. she was basically throwing herself at him in hawaii. and lisa just increased the number of times they can have sex in a year to three.
ReplyDeletezombie makes me think bath salts.
@Kimberly, what FUN! (Be sure to update, please.)
ReplyDeleteI will. I have him on phone video. Right now.he's sitting on the curb and it looks like he's.trying to get his bare.foot in his mouth.
ReplyDeleteNow im wishing my boss would go outside so I can see,if he has a.craving for face.. and to distract.him so I can go to lunch
DeleteI'm imagining Mauricio emitting pervy cheater vibes, and it's kinda hot.
ReplyDeleteHey guys long time lurker I comment really rarely. I think it could be Mauricio- rememeber that crazy drunk girl he was dancing with at the white party? And Kyle kicked her out?
ReplyDeleteAnd Kimberly, watch out for that crazy! Can you share your video with us?
I think that old Brit married to Lisa was rubbing on Brandy when the cameras were on and telling her how hot she is, so this would have to be him. Plus Lisa claims to only give him sex like on his birthday and anniversary. I probably sound naive but I don't think Maurizio cheats. what do I know, tho.
ReplyDeleteI'm for Ken & Brandi! She would totally let Bravo film it. She's like Honey Badger!
ReplyDeleteKimberly--are you in Florida by chance? seems like all the face eating goes on there.
ReplyDeleteEh.
ReplyDeleteKim, keep us posted on the bath salt Zombie action, what city are you in? (So I don't go there today!)
ReplyDeleteBrandie is like Honey Badger, LOL!!
Omg, Kimberly, now bath salts make you want to eat foot?
ReplyDeleteI thought Mauricio too but it makes sense that ken and Brandi put on a show for the cameras.
ReplyDeleteIs the younger woman Brandi? If so then if she was dancing with Ken it is all in good fun - Lisa has been super nice to her. If she is dancing with Mauricio it's because Kyle has been evil to her and he is her weak spot. July 4th reveal Paul has an open marriage but they apparently don't film the real stuff.
ReplyDeleteI watch this crap. Not ashamed. Did anyone else who watches see the pic of Kim Richards after her new nose job? It looks SO BAD. Some doctor did her wrong with her lip augmentation too. I actually feel pretty bad for her. She's such an insecure, shell of a woman in the first place.
ReplyDeleteGuess I should've read ahead before posting that last comment! That'll learn me ;)
ReplyDeleteThey all need to watch their husbands, and vicey-versy...
ReplyDeleteBath salts guy gone. Fire.dept emts.came. man looked.at.fire truck...went towards it.. tripped.. and fell. Then tried to attack with fists.emts who tried to help him. No face biting ;(. He got zip tied and put in police.car. took
ReplyDelete3 cops to get him.in there. Maybe he wasn't at the bitey stage yet. But no zombies in Texas..yet
And this is why I will always have job security. :o). love it.
DeleteDefinitely Defintely Definitely Mauricio. That guy is one hot man. If bitchy @ss Kyle actually thinks she's going to keep him for ever...she's crazy.
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt it's Paul. I couldn't see him kicking it up on any dance floor.
Ken is too old to dirty dance. And talk about face biting... Kyle would bite the face off of any woman who tried to dance dirty with Mauricio. I hope the cameras are rolling for that! Please, Bravo, please!! You owe us for "Shahs of Sunset"!
ReplyDeleteCan't be Mauricio. if you watch that show Kyle is on him like white on rice. He would never be able to get away with all of that with her present let alone with the cameras rolling.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Mauricio, I laugh because I don't like Kyle and I think he's a big baby.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Paul, I sort of applaud him because I think Adrienne treats him horribly. Even if they have a platonic marriage, there's no reason to treat him the way she does.
If it's Ken, it would be sort of funny as long as Lisa doesn't mind. It would be even funnier if Lisa joined in since I think Lisa and Brandi are funny together.
Kyle can do splits. How can you cheat on a woman like that?!
ReplyDeleteI think it's Ken or Mauricio. Paul is a plastic surgeon. If he wanted a younger gf he could get one easily and off camera. All he has to do is barter. There are plenty of women in LA who would gladly do whatever for a lil nip/tuck.
ReplyDeleteWhy, he must be a real gentleman, lol
ReplyDeleteEvery single one of the BH husbands is a known cheater. But apparently Terry on the OC is the one who really gets the tail. Who would've thunk it?
ReplyDeleteIt's Joe,who's married to Melissa from New Jersey ,he is always dirty dancing with male or female..liz
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